Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 15, 2011 6:50:33 GMT -5
OOC: I added more music to the post, had a sudden realization to add something special
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 15, 2011 7:07:08 GMT -5
See now , this is real music.Not like that god awful nancy hair metal , You lot of tossers listen too. Im sorry I couln't hear you through all the whining the singer is doing. please leave you whiny emo s*** at home absolulty no one wants to hear it. Now this on the other hand...or maybe you prefer something more...jazzy Hardcore swing music?HAHAHAHA. By the way do you know the second top selling artist in the US is garth brooks? You know who the second one in the UK is? It's....By the way , do you know who gets credit for creating heavy metal? Black Sabbath , Led Zeppelin , and deep purple. What does those band all have in common? They're from england. Eric Clapton?English. Pete Townshend Lemmy? English.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 15, 2011 7:25:25 GMT -5
Im sorry I couln't hear you through all the whining the singer is doing. please leave you whiny emo s*** at home absolulty no one wants to hear it. Now this on the other hand...or maybe you prefer something more...jazzy Hardcore swing music?HAHAHAHA. By the way do you know the second top selling artist in the US is garth brooks? You know who the second one in the UK is? It's....By the way , do you know who gets credit for creating heavy metal? Black Sabbath , Led Zeppelin , and deep purple. What does those band all have in common? They're from england. Eric Clapton?English. Pete Townshend Lemmy? English.THIS is a WWCF exclusive: *Dupoe is in what appears to be some sort of celler* Lional, you and I could argue music all day long but in the end action speaks louder then words*Dupoe pulls out a bag* Do you know whats in this bag, some sights that should be very familiar to you, London Calling, Nevermind the Bulloks, Signs, The Wall, and Beggers Banquet*Dupoe dumps the bag out on the floor along with a bottle of lighter fluid and matches* Well now whats this hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I think you know where this is going Lional*He douses the cds in lighter fluid and ignites them with a single match* Dagon bless Amarica
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2011 7:28:52 GMT -5
Last time I checked white trash dont have doctorates. Education or money has nothing to do with being white trash. Britney Spear's is a multi-millionare, she's still white trash and a bloody chav. It's all about personality.OOC: You are on my color, and it's confusing me
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 15, 2011 7:34:08 GMT -5
Hardcore swing music?HAHAHAHA. By the way do you know the second top selling artist in the US is garth brooks? You know who the second one in the UK is? It's....By the way , do you know who gets credit for creating heavy metal? Black Sabbath , Led Zeppelin , and deep purple. What does those band all have in common? They're from england. Eric Clapton?English. Pete Townshend Lemmy? English. THIS is a WWCF exclusive: *Dupoe is in what appears to be some sort of celler* Lional, you and I could argue music all day long but in the end action speaks louder then words*Dupoe pulls out a bag* Do you know whats in this bag, some sights that should be very familiar to you, London Calling, Nevermind the Bulloks, Signs, The Wall, and Beggers Banquet*Dupoe dumps the bag out on the floor along with a bottle of lighter fluid and matches* Well now whats this hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I think you know where this is going Lional*He douses the cds in lighter fluid and ignites them with a single match* Dagon bless Amarica Never Mind The Bollocks? Beggers Banquet? What?Are those some sort of Asian Cover Band Album's? And why would you burn the wall and not darkside of the moon? Oh and why Beggars Banquet which is the correct name of the album by the way and not let it bleed? Oh and signs? What are you a bloody scouser? Who listens to trip hop? For that matter who owns CDS? Is it nineteen ninenty one or something? Seriously , you're a great wrestler and I respect you for but OI! you suck at effiges.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 15, 2011 7:36:13 GMT -5
THIS is a WWCF exclusive: *Dupoe is in what appears to be some sort of celler* Lional, you and I could argue music all day long but in the end action speaks louder then words*Dupoe pulls out a bag* Do you know whats in this bag, some sights that should be very familiar to you, London Calling, Nevermind the Bulloks, Signs, The Wall, and Beggers Banquet*Dupoe dumps the bag out on the floor along with a bottle of lighter fluid and matches* Well now whats this hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I think you know where this is going Lional*He douses the cds in lighter fluid and ignites them with a single match* Dagon bless Amarica Never Mind The Bollocks? Beggers Banquet? What?Are those some sort of Asian Cover Band Album's? And why would you burn the wall and not darkside of the moon? Oh and why Beggars Banquet which is the correct name of the album by the way and not let it bleed?
Oh and signs? What are you a bloody scouser? Who listens to trip hop. For that matter who owns CDS? Is it nineteen ninenty one or something? Seriously , you're a great wrestler and I respect you for but OI! you suck at effiges. OOC:You owe me a new forth wall IC: It doesn't matter if you call the album IV, 4, Zoso, or Signs The Led Zeppelin just went up like the hindenburg
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 15, 2011 8:35:45 GMT -5
Privateer? No, not forever......I plan on retiring on an island somewhere after a decent life of looting and pillaging, but that's not for a long while. You're right.....stables die.....the Sad fact is that eventually Whitey Inc will die, I don't delude myself to that fact. The issue at hand however is that WE are very much ALIVE right now; alive and poised to RULE the WWCF.
Think about this for a moment, I have the backing of the One Man Revolution: Vincent Van Agony and The Most Wanted Champion in the WWCF: Whitey Fats. Two of the greatest champions joining forces.....Imagine the prestige if the FIRST WWCF champion threw off the shackles of Pantheon oppression and joined The Ruling Class of he WWCF.....
Answer me this. Let's say I joined. I became your so-called "First Mate" of security. And let's say I do a better job of it then you. Do you remember what happened to the last one before you? Caleb was thrown down. Will Whitey dispose of you if I join?
Prove yourself to me. Prove your master's worth, as well. Caleb left of his own accord.......people move on. As far as benefits for joining up, We offer full Dental, and Mental, a decent matching 401k, Daycare if necessary.....and there's one more small thing....
Those that join up don't get tossed from stem tae stern and beaten from piller to post! They don't have to rely on thier wits and wiles to combat a battle-maddened Buccaneer when he spits Grogge in thier eyes. They don't have to wonder for those brief seconds when they desperately try to claw out thier own eyes "Why did I oppose Whitey Inc?". They don't have to wince with pain as I drive them crashing down into the mat with a Keelhaul and ponder thier wrestched existance as they get a NICE LOOOOOOONG Look at the lighting rigs of the Parts Unknown Amphitheatre. More importantly......the slightly salty, metallic tang of one's own blood will remain a mystery to them. All with one simple word......
Yes
Before our match Johnny....I was unfocused, rudderless really; you've forced me to look deep within my madness once again. I desperately NEED to thank you......
At NiteRaw, I'll prove to you that Whitey Inc is the FUTURE of this company.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 15, 2011 8:50:08 GMT -5
Never Mind The Bollocks? Beggers Banquet? What?Are those some sort of Asian Cover Band Album's? And why would you burn the wall and not darkside of the moon? Oh and why Beggars Banquet which is the correct name of the album by the way and not let it bleed?
Oh and signs? What are you a bloody scouser? Who listens to trip hop. For that matter who owns CDS? Is it nineteen ninenty one or something? Seriously , you're a great wrestler and I respect you for but OI! you suck at effiges. OOC:You owe me a new forth wall IC: It doesn't matter if you call the album IV, 4, Zoso, or Signs The Led Zeppelin just went up like the hindenburg It doesn't matter.Jus tlike you burning those albums don't mean anything to me. By the way , You ever play dungeon and dragons? You'd make an awesome paladin , mate.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 15, 2011 10:32:44 GMT -5
*Seth is at home, training when he stops to look into the mic.* Seth: Seems funny that on the go-home show, I am the only one out of the three main eventers who is wrestling. Well, I expected that from Whitey's end since I know that guy is a coward......and seeing as one of his thugs is going after me (even if that thug is doing it for personal reasons), I'm obviously the one Whitey fears.
But with all the talk that Jonathan has been saying about how he is has scratched and clawed his way, it seems rather ironic that the only thing that Jonathan will be doing is making some speech. You'd think that Jonathan would be a man and fight to show that he is ready.......and that he deserves that opportunity, but reality is he has chosen not to. So go ahead Jonathan and say whatever it is you need to say, because actions speak louder than words and the only action you have been saying.........is that you are gutless.
I had no problem with you cashing in that briefcase to main event Gookermania again and inserting yourself into what should have been myself and Whitey. I had no problem with you cashing it in on my time, despite the fact that if it wasn't for me.....you wouldnt have even have had that opportunity to win that briefcase. But when you disrespect my love for my wife and when you try to ambush me with that talk when you can surmise that if I punch you right then and there........you would have your wife and your best friend back you up, I do have a problem. And I'm not the only one because someone else has something to say. *The camera pans right and there is Jessica Drakin.* Jonathan Michaels...............go f*** yourself and mind your damn business. *Seth comes back into frame and puts his arm behind his wife's back as the couple leaves.* Believe me, Seth, I'd love to have a match next week, unfortunately, it seems the new commisioner and our mysterious new CEO didn't bother to give me that opportunity.
But as I've said, I make my own opportunities, so if you want me to fight someone, I'll be more than happy to, I'll fight anyone you want, hell, I'll take you out if you want, Sara can grab a camera and we'll post it on the website, just name the time and place.
But I'm not the one you need to be worrying about next week, that would be that fat piece of crap sitting at ringside on commentary during your match, the one who stumbled ass backwards into being WWCF Champion.
Not to mention that foul mouthed psychopath you'll actually be fighting, and maybe you should be focusing on that match instead of running your mouth.OOC: About to blur the lines between writer and character a bit... IC: Funny how you're right where I used to be, Seth; unhappy about the way you're booked. When I started out in this company and won the tag titles along with a guy who turned out to be Amigo our first defense, as I've pointed out before, was a triple threat match against two "dream teams". I took issue with that. And now that you don't have the power any more, like JoNo said, you're complaining about getting a raw deal and having the odds stacked against you.
It'd be karmic justice if I'd actually planned it. If you must know, I was going to have you and Jonathan Michaels square off so the fans could see what the #1 contenders could do.
But then I was reminded that you had already committed to a match for the final show before GookerMania IV, against Vincent Van Agony. Now, if you'd prefer to back out of that match, to go back on your word, to duck ViVA after all of your tough talk and promises of repeating what you did at GookerMania III...well, too damn bad.
I'll tell ya what, though. After GookerMania, regardless of whether you're a champion or not by then, maybe I'll leave you off the card and give JoNo a match against somebody. Then JoNo can, if he chooses to act like a retard, make the same accusations that you are about how he's wrestling because he fears nobody and how you're too damn chicken to step into the ring and so forth.OOC: I don't really have any plans to leave Seth off that NiteRaw's card, although I'm not making any guarantees about who'll be on it and who won't.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 15, 2011 10:47:16 GMT -5
OOC: OH NOW BREAKING 'FABE IS ALL f***ING COOL NOW? f***IN' GIMMICK INFRINGEMENTS AND SHIT?! f***!
Just kidding. lol.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 15, 2011 11:02:01 GMT -5
OOC: OH NOW BREAKING 'FABE IS ALL f***ING COOL NOW? f***IN' GIMMICK INFRINGEMENTS AND s***?! f***! Just kidding. lol. OOC: Also LOL'ing.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2011 11:02:41 GMT -5
OOC: OH NOW BREAKING 'FABE IS ALL f***ING COOL NOW? f***IN' GIMMICK INFRINGEMENTS AND s***?! f***! Just kidding. lol. God damn it, Square
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2011 11:06:07 GMT -5
Believe me, Seth, I'd love to have a match next week, unfortunately, it seems the new commisioner and our mysterious new CEO didn't bother to give me that opportunity.
But as I've said, I make my own opportunities, so if you want me to fight someone, I'll be more than happy to, I'll fight anyone you want, hell, I'll take you out if you want, Sara can grab a camera and we'll post it on the website, just name the time and place.
But I'm not the one you need to be worrying about next week, that would be that fat piece of crap sitting at ringside on commentary during your match, the one who stumbled ass backwards into being WWCF Champion.
Not to mention that foul mouthed psychopath you'll actually be fighting, and maybe you should be focusing on that match instead of running your mouth. OOC: About to blur the lines between writer and character a bit... IC: Funny how you're right where I used to be, Seth; unhappy about the way you're booked. When I started out in this company and won the tag titles along with a guy who turned out to be Amigo our first defense, as I've pointed out before, was a triple threat match against two "dream teams". I took issue with that. And now that you don't have the power any more, like JoNo said, you're complaining about getting a raw deal and having the odds stacked against you.
It'd be karmic justice if I'd actually planned it. If you must know, I was going to have you and Jonathan Michaels square off so the fans could see what the #1 contenders could do.
But then I was reminded that you had already committed to a match for the final show before GookerMania IV, against Vincent Van Agony. Now, if you'd prefer to back out of that match, to go back on your word, to duck ViVA after all of your tough talk and promises of repeating what you did at GookerMania III...well, too damn bad.
I'll tell ya what, though. After GookerMania, regardless of whether you're a champion or not by then, maybe I'll leave you off the card and give JoNo a match against somebody. Then JoNo can, if he chooses to act like a retard, make the same accusations that you are about how he's wrestling because he fears nobody and how you're too damn chicken to step into the ring and so forth.OOC: I don't really have any plans to leave Seth off that NiteRaw's card, although I'm not making any guarantees about who'll be on it and who won't.
If he backs out, I will get myself disqualified within thirty seconds at GookerMania.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 15, 2011 11:35:07 GMT -5
OOC: About to blur the lines between writer and character a bit... IC: Funny how you're right where I used to be, Seth; unhappy about the way you're booked. When I started out in this company and won the tag titles along with a guy who turned out to be Amigo our first defense, as I've pointed out before, was a triple threat match against two "dream teams". I took issue with that. And now that you don't have the power any more, like JoNo said, you're complaining about getting a raw deal and having the odds stacked against you.
It'd be karmic justice if I'd actually planned it. If you must know, I was going to have you and Jonathan Michaels square off so the fans could see what the #1 contenders could do.
But then I was reminded that you had already committed to a match for the final show before GookerMania IV, against Vincent Van Agony. Now, if you'd prefer to back out of that match, to go back on your word, to duck ViVA after all of your tough talk and promises of repeating what you did at GookerMania III...well, too damn bad.
I'll tell ya what, though. After GookerMania, regardless of whether you're a champion or not by then, maybe I'll leave you off the card and give JoNo a match against somebody. Then JoNo can, if he chooses to act like a retard, make the same accusations that you are about how he's wrestling because he fears nobody and how you're too damn chicken to step into the ring and so forth.OOC: I don't really have any plans to leave Seth off that NiteRaw's card, although I'm not making any guarantees about who'll be on it and who won't.
If he backs out, I will get myself disqualified within thirty seconds at GookerMania. Would anybody really be surprised, Whites? The guy's a f***ing perennial hypocrite. He can't talk without reneging on something he's already said, without disqualifying prior thoughts. He steps over his words like I step over glass ceilings. And the thing about it, is, he literally talks like a crazy old man. I mean, look at the facts, we might as well Russo this s*** up and call our match on Monday a "Get Off My Lawn" Match. The guy is just so far out of touch. He consistently does s***ty things to damn near decent people, and he expects the world for it. He wants to be pushed like the WWCF's top face, when he's really the douchiest, grimiest, dastardly heel. It's kind of hilarious.
And when the ref calls for the bell at GookerMania, let me tell you something. I've got your back like car seats got spinal cords. I'd rather literally cut two of my ribs out with bolt cutters and suck my own flaccid dick than I would let him get another title reign. And let me tell you something, Seth. You wanna call 'cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?' You're damn f***ing right I'll cheat to keep Whitey champion. And you know why? Because he's better than you. And I don't think he needs a pinfall victory to prove it.
And you know what else, I may not like Whitey's logic sometimes, but god damnit, I respect where the f*** he's come from. He's been down at the bottom, like me. He's been on the outside, looking in, like me. He's treaded water, like I have. You? You've been spoonfed f***ing EVERYTHING since the beginning. Were you qualified to run this company? No. You weren't. In fact, you did a terrible f***ing job. No questions about it.
And in our feud? You may have not liked my position, but I was in the RIGHT. I proved that I could fight YOUR way. And I did so SUCCESSFULLY. I won the King of Wrestlecrap with f***ING HONOR. Not ONE PISS POOR HEEL TACTIC. And what happens? You're booked to go over me at GookerMania? Why? What the f*** did I feud with you for? So I could give your selfish ass the rub? You DIDN'T NEED THE RUB. YOU WERE THE f***ING CEO. WHAT THE f*** KIND OF LOGIC DOES THIS COMPANY USE WHEN IT PUSHES IT'S BAG OF BONES CEO OVER IT'S FASTEST RIZING YOUNG STAR? The shitty bookers in this company gave you the DUMBEST, MOST SELFISH opportunity TO DATE, and you? You took it because you're a greedy, self-centered f***ing ASSHOLE. YOU, SETH DRAKIN, ARE THE OLD GUARD.
And I'm f***ING FINISHED being held down for OLD, CAN'T HACK IT, GREY, PUSSY FART DUSTBAGS LIKE YOU.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2011 11:55:45 GMT -5
If he backs out, I will get myself disqualified within thirty seconds at GookerMania. Would anybody really be surprised, Whites? The guy's a f***ing perennial hypocrite. He can't talk without reneging on something he's already said, without disqualifying prior thoughts. He steps over his words like I step over glass ceilings. And the thing about it, is, he literally talks like a crazy old man. I mean, look at the facts, we might as well Russo this s*** up and call our match on Monday a "Get Off My Lawn" Match. The guy is just so far out of touch. He consistently does s***ty things to damn near decent people, and he expects the world for it. He wants to be pushed like the WWCF's top face, when he's really the douchiest, grimiest, dastardly heel. It's kind of hilarious.
And when the ref calls for the bell at GookerMania, let me tell you something. I've got your back like car seats got spinal cords. I'd rather literally cut two of my ribs out with bolt cutters and suck my own flaccid dick than I would let him get another title reign. And let me tell you something, Seth. You wanna call 'cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?' You're damn f***ing right I'll cheat to keep Whitey champion. And you know why? Because he's better than you. And I don't think he needs a pinfall victory to prove it.
And you know what else, I may not like Whitey's logic sometimes, but god damnit, I respect where the f*** he's come from. He's been down at the bottom, like me. He's been on the outside, looking in, like me. He's treaded water, like I have. You? You've been spoonfed f***ing EVERYTHING since the beginning. Were you qualified to run this company? No. You weren't. In fact, you did a terrible f***ing job. No questions about it.
And in our feud? You may have not liked my position, but I was in the RIGHT. I proved that I could fight YOUR way. And I did so SUCCESSFULLY. I won the King of Wrestlecrap with f***ING HONOR. Not ONE PISS POOR HEEL TACTIC. And what happens? You're booked to go over me at GookerMania? Why? What the f*** did I feud with you for? So I could give your selfish ass the rub? You DIDN'T NEED THE RUB. YOU WERE THE f***ING CEO. WHAT THE f*** KIND OF LOGIC DOES THIS COMPANY USE WHEN IT PUSHES IT'S BAG OF BONES CEO OVER IT'S FASTEST RIZING YOUNG STAR? The s***ty bookers in this company gave you the DUMBEST, MOST SELFISH opportunity TO DATE, and you? You took it because you're a greedy, self-centered f***ing ASSHOLE. YOU, SETH DRAKIN, ARE THE OLD GUARD.
And I'm f***ING FINISHED being held down for OLD, CAN'T HACK IT, GREY, PUSSY FART DUSTBAGS LIKE YOU. He keeps saying I don't deserve it. I pinned the last two champions, clean, right in the middle of the ring. Whilst he was off kicking innocent women in the head, I was proving I deserved to be champion.
But it does not matter. Come GookerMania, I will pin him. Not Jonathan Michaels. I will pin Seth, and hope to god he doesn't go home and put his wife in the hospital.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 15, 2011 12:00:05 GMT -5
OOC: I just edited my prior promo, whitey. It's way worse now.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 15, 2011 12:18:25 GMT -5
OOC: I'll edit it
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 15, 2011 12:39:54 GMT -5
Believe me, Seth, I'd love to have a match next week, unfortunately, it seems the new commisioner and our mysterious new CEO didn't bother to give me that opportunity.
But as I've said, I make my own opportunities, so if you want me to fight someone, I'll be more than happy to, I'll fight anyone you want, hell, I'll take you out if you want, Sara can grab a camera and we'll post it on the website, just name the time and place.
But I'm not the one you need to be worrying about next week, that would be that fat piece of crap sitting at ringside on commentary during your match, the one who stumbled ass backwards into being WWCF Champion.
Not to mention that foul mouthed psychopath you'll actually be fighting, and maybe you should be focusing on that match instead of running your mouth. OOC: About to blur the lines between writer and character a bit... IC: Funny how you're right where I used to be, Seth; unhappy about the way you're booked. When I started out in this company and won the tag titles along with a guy who turned out to be Amigo our first defense, as I've pointed out before, was a triple threat match against two "dream teams". I took issue with that. And now that you don't have the power any more, like JoNo said, you're complaining about getting a raw deal and having the odds stacked against you.
It'd be karmic justice if I'd actually planned it. If you must know, I was going to have you and Jonathan Michaels square off so the fans could see what the #1 contenders could do.
But then I was reminded that you had already committed to a match for the final show before GookerMania IV, against Vincent Van Agony. Now, if you'd prefer to back out of that match, to go back on your word, to duck ViVA after all of your tough talk and promises of repeating what you did at GookerMania III...well, too damn bad.
I'll tell ya what, though. After GookerMania, regardless of whether you're a champion or not by then, maybe I'll leave you off the card and give JoNo a match against somebody. Then JoNo can, if he chooses to act like a retard, make the same accusations that you are about how he's wrestling because he fears nobody and how you're too damn chicken to step into the ring and so forth.OOC: I don't really have any plans to leave Seth off that NiteRaw's card, although I'm not making any guarantees about who'll be on it and who won't. I am not complaining about fighting Vincent because I want to show that SOB up. I just find it funny that for a guy who is trying to say he is all that and is trying to show that he will fight for everything...........he isn't fighting the night before the show.
Oh and Jonothan, nice rebooting of Dennis Stamp's tired speech.
If he backs out, I will get myself disqualified within thirty seconds at GookerMania. I'm not backing out of anything..........Whitey. That is more your M.O., not mine.Would anybody really be surprised, Whites? The guy's a f***ing perennial hypocrite. He can't talk without reneging on something he's already said, without disqualifying prior thoughts. He steps over his words like I step over glass ceilings. And the thing about it, is, he literally talks like a crazy old man. I mean, look at the facts, we might as well Russo this s*** up and call our match on Monday a "Get Off My Lawn" Match. The guy is just so far out of touch. He consistently does s***ty things to damn near decent people, and he expects the world for it. He wants to be pushed like the WWCF's top face, when he's really the douchiest, grimiest, dastardly heel. It's kind of hilarious.
And when the ref calls for the bell at GookerMania, let me tell you something. I've got your back like car seats got spinal cords. I'd rather literally cut two of my ribs out with bolt cutters and suck my own flaccid dick than I would let him get another title reign. And let me tell you something, Seth. You wanna call 'cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?' You're damn f***ing right I'll cheat to keep Whitey champion. And you know why? Because he's better than you. And I don't think he needs a pinfall victory to prove it.
And you know what else, I may not like Whitey's logic sometimes, but god damnit, I respect where the f*** he's come from. He's been down at the bottom, like me. He's been on the outside, looking in, like me. He's treaded water, like I have. You? You've been spoonfed f***ing EVERYTHING since the beginning. Were you qualified to run this company? No. You weren't. In fact, you did a terrible f***ing job. No questions about it.
And in our feud? You may have not liked my position, but I was in the RIGHT. I proved that I could fight YOUR way. And I did so SUCCESSFULLY. I won the King of Wrestlecrap with f***ING HONOR. Not ONE PISS POOR HEEL TACTIC. And what happens? You're booked to go over me at GookerMania? Why? What the f*** did I feud with you for? So I could give your selfish ass the rub? You DIDN'T NEED THE RUB. YOU WERE THE f***ING CEO. WHAT THE f*** KIND OF LOGIC DOES THIS COMPANY USE WHEN IT PUSHES IT'S BAG OF BONES CEO OVER IT'S FASTEST RIZING YOUNG STAR? The s***ty bookers in this company gave you the DUMBEST, MOST SELFISH opportunity TO DATE, and you? You took it because you're a greedy, self-centered f***ing ASSHOLE. YOU, SETH DRAKIN, ARE THE OLD GUARD.
And I'm f***ING FINISHED being held down for OLD, CAN'T HACK IT, GREY, PUSSY FART DUSTBAGS LIKE YOU. 1) I only do bad things to bad people.
2) I don't care about whether I am a heel or a face. The fans decide that one for themselves.
3) I was not acting as CEO when I fought you..........remember you dope, I was suspended from my duties.
4) You are a former world champion so as far as this whole "on the outside, looking in" crap...........you shouldnt be able to use that crap for almost two years now.
5) I'm not going to apologize for fighting the guys who actually stepped up and did something. I saw guys who had potential and while it may have taken some prodding on my behalf, I fought those guys in matches where I got another name in my belt of people who I had good to great matches with while they had Mr. Opportunity knocking at their doorstep. Some answered and ran high, while some ignored the freaking knocking and went into a downward spiral. You had great potential to be something, even when I beat you............but you decided to sulk on your loss and you are now servicing another man so you can be relevant.
Sad really.........
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 15, 2011 12:45:53 GMT -5
OOC: About to blur the lines between writer and character a bit... IC: Funny how you're right where I used to be, Seth; unhappy about the way you're booked. When I started out in this company and won the tag titles along with a guy who turned out to be Amigo our first defense, as I've pointed out before, was a triple threat match against two "dream teams". I took issue with that. And now that you don't have the power any more, like JoNo said, you're complaining about getting a raw deal and having the odds stacked against you.
It'd be karmic justice if I'd actually planned it. If you must know, I was going to have you and Jonathan Michaels square off so the fans could see what the #1 contenders could do.
But then I was reminded that you had already committed to a match for the final show before GookerMania IV, against Vincent Van Agony. Now, if you'd prefer to back out of that match, to go back on your word, to duck ViVA after all of your tough talk and promises of repeating what you did at GookerMania III...well, too damn bad.
I'll tell ya what, though. After GookerMania, regardless of whether you're a champion or not by then, maybe I'll leave you off the card and give JoNo a match against somebody. Then JoNo can, if he chooses to act like a retard, make the same accusations that you are about how he's wrestling because he fears nobody and how you're too damn chicken to step into the ring and so forth.OOC: I don't really have any plans to leave Seth off that NiteRaw's card, although I'm not making any guarantees about who'll be on it and who won't. I am not complaining about fighting Vincent because I want to show that SOB up. I just find it funny that for a guy who is trying to say he is all that and is trying to show that he will fight for everything...........he isn't fighting the night before the show.
Oh and Jonothan, nice rebooting of Dennis Stamp's tired speech. I'm not backing out of anything..........Whitey. That is more your M.O., not mine.Would anybody really be surprised, Whites? The guy's a f***ing perennial hypocrite. He can't talk without reneging on something he's already said, without disqualifying prior thoughts. He steps over his words like I step over glass ceilings. And the thing about it, is, he literally talks like a crazy old man. I mean, look at the facts, we might as well Russo this s*** up and call our match on Monday a "Get Off My Lawn" Match. The guy is just so far out of touch. He consistently does s***ty things to damn near decent people, and he expects the world for it. He wants to be pushed like the WWCF's top face, when he's really the douchiest, grimiest, dastardly heel. It's kind of hilarious.
And when the ref calls for the bell at GookerMania, let me tell you something. I've got your back like car seats got spinal cords. I'd rather literally cut two of my ribs out with bolt cutters and suck my own flaccid dick than I would let him get another title reign. And let me tell you something, Seth. You wanna call 'cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?' You're damn f***ing right I'll cheat to keep Whitey champion. And you know why? Because he's better than you. And I don't think he needs a pinfall victory to prove it.
And you know what else, I may not like Whitey's logic sometimes, but god damnit, I respect where the f*** he's come from. He's been down at the bottom, like me. He's been on the outside, looking in, like me. He's treaded water, like I have. You? You've been spoonfed f***ing EVERYTHING since the beginning. Were you qualified to run this company? No. You weren't. In fact, you did a terrible f***ing job. No questions about it.
And in our feud? You may have not liked my position, but I was in the RIGHT. I proved that I could fight YOUR way. And I did so SUCCESSFULLY. I won the King of Wrestlecrap with f***ING HONOR. Not ONE PISS POOR HEEL TACTIC. And what happens? You're booked to go over me at GookerMania? Why? What the f*** did I feud with you for? So I could give your selfish ass the rub? You DIDN'T NEED THE RUB. YOU WERE THE f***ING CEO. WHAT THE f*** KIND OF LOGIC DOES THIS COMPANY USE WHEN IT PUSHES IT'S BAG OF BONES CEO OVER IT'S FASTEST RIZING YOUNG STAR? The s***ty bookers in this company gave you the DUMBEST, MOST SELFISH opportunity TO DATE, and you? You took it because you're a greedy, self-centered f***ing ASSHOLE. YOU, SETH DRAKIN, ARE THE OLD GUARD.
And I'm f***ING FINISHED being held down for OLD, CAN'T HACK IT, GREY, PUSSY FART DUSTBAGS LIKE YOU. but you decided to sulk on your loss and you are now servicing another man so you can be relevant.
Sad really......... OI! Yeah you shouldn't do that. Everybody knows that's jeremy's job. How do you think he afforded to burn all those cds? That's like two days worh of alley work pay for him.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 15, 2011 12:47:42 GMT -5
He keeps saying I don't deserve it. I pinned the last two champions, clean, right in the middle of the ring. Whilst he was off kicking innocent women in the head, I was proving I deserved to be champion.
But it does not matter. Come GookerMania, I will pin him. Not Jonathan Michaels. I will pin Seth, and hope to god he doesn't go home and put his wife in the hospital. You know what, you want to shut me up...................beat me without any help. I don't care who you beat before hand.........its the same thing that goes for anyone in this company. Don't talk the talk...........freakin walk the walk.
Please don't try to compare how many world champions you've beaten with how many I've beaten because it isn't even a freaking contest.
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