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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 9, 2011 15:14:11 GMT -5
A video package on WWCF.com shows Connor walking into an empty Parts Unknown Arena, looking about it, then at a Gookermania sign hanging from the rafters. The screen goes black and white as time seems to slow and he takes a steps then fades out. The camera stays the same showing him fading into view again as he walks around the ring, then fades out again only for him to then be shown sitting on the ring steps looking to where ther crowd would normally sit. Music starts to play. " I'm not a person who asks for much out of people..." Connor starts to rise and fades out again. The camera view changes to show a different angle and Connor running up the steps where the audience normally sits in slow motion, only to fade out again. " In fact, I normally only ask for one thing of people..." Connor fades back into view in the nosebleed section of seats. " I just want the best out of them..." A video montage starts showing clips of his past promo's, his voice heard on the last promo part. " This Monday I welcome the oppurtunity to once again show what I am capable of and meet you in the ring. I plan on leaving it all there and if you are the warrior, the fighter you claim to be I expect you to do the same..." Connor starts to turn and fades out again, fading back in as he hops over the guard rail behind where Jesse King and Tim Hoss have their announce table. " Because that way, win or lose at least I can't make excuses..." Another video montage appears... " I have to say that The Steampunks gave Frank and I a good fight tonight. Though I would have liked to be doing this with a belt on my shoulder I won't dwell on what could have beens and should have happened's. For that I thank them. And yes, I did enjoy it. I got to perform in front of all of you and show folks what I can do, even you BRB." Connor fades again, the camera centering on the ring as he fades back into view as he lays down in the middle of the ring. The scene changes to the promo BRB gave earlier. The words seeming to echo. *From the Boiler Room* Will the tale of the Canadian Dragon reach its end?
" Because only the best get a shot at Gookermania. Come Monday, I'm taking my destiny, my battle, my tale into my own hands. Come Monday, the tale isn't ending. Come Monday..." The camera changes to a closeup on Connor as he sits up in slow motion. His lizard like eyes visible under his hood, almost glowing in the black and white coloring. As the song his mouth opens to speak. " My biggest battle begins."
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 15:14:51 GMT -5
"Spare me your childish tirade Dupoe, you've not exactly pulled up any tree have you? Monsters of the Void? I've heard worse from deranged old women in retirement homes. You haven't even got the guts to become a full blown member of Fats' Corporation have you? You're a spineless little runt who can't even stand up for an ideal. You're even worse than Fats himself. I'll take great pleasure in beating you to within an inch of your life and getting you to beg for mercy, then breaking your nose so you can't even smell the defeat that will head your way." Say what ya want, but I'm not a coward, unlike Seth. "You can't even get people to commit to you can you? You see people are losing faith in your beliefs don't you? I'll destroy Dupoe as an example to you, then you'll really see what you've got coming."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 15:15:22 GMT -5
I think it's pretty clear to the WWCF now, that Smokin Vokoun NEEDS..to be respected. Oh it took a damn while, but I think I got your attention. I got your attention soooo much....that I have to tag with the World Heavyweight Champion, Whitey F***ing Fats. Now, I'm sure all you know, that me and Whitey WE DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE VERY MUCH!!!! IN FACT, WE HATE EACHOTHER'S GUTS!!!! But, just to show, how much of a man that I am, I'm willing to put my personal feelings aside and tag with Whitey Fats for a place in the Money in the Bank or Botch ladder match. Oh my...what will the suits in the office think if not only will I win the WWCF Hardcore title...BUT IF I WIN MONEY IN THE BANK!!!!!! I THINK THEY WOULD LITERALLY S*** THEIR GOD DAMN PANTS!!!! And I have to fight along side Whitey Fats to do it...well then I will do it. Just to prove to all you peons out there in the stands, in the locker and in management that Smokin Vokoun belongs on top. So Punisher and Mountain King, you both better be listening to the sound of my golden tones. You two better be prepared for the fight of your lives. Because when you combine the World Champion with the sickest man in wrestling.....IT'S GONNA BE AN INSANE COMBINATION!!!! And Whitey.....I hope your prepared also, because this tag team partner is just a...little different...from the stiffs you usually teamed up with. And General...I want you to watch this match...real closely. Because the beating that thePunisher and Mountain King are gonna get...IS ONLY GONNA BE A PREVIEW OF THE TORTURE YOU WILL BE RECEIVING AT GOOKERMANIA IV!!!! [/color][/quote] "Hello Vokoun, maybe you've missed the newsflash, but I'm not the lovely cuddly Punisher of the past few months. I'm really starting to get pissed off with everyone here, so I've been reassessing my strategy, all great soldiers do it.
"I've got now big argument with you, I just want Fats, so I'll cut you a deal, you give him to me, I'll feed you the stinking little junkie I've got. You beat him, and I take Fats to the cleaners. You get in the match, I get what I want. Problem solved?"[/quote] I did not become your world heavyweight champion by getting my ass beat by every little boy looking to make a name for himself by taking out the big dog.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 9, 2011 16:04:58 GMT -5
And now the Punisher is here, the farce is now complete. A man who has a death wish and a man who cant tell the difference between an insect and an arachnid. Well let it be known that I'm going to destroy both of you be it through MITBOB or in matches, Punisher. The monsters of the void have awakened in me, no more Mr. nice Dupoe this is now a war and I don't care who's dies by my hand. "Spare me your childish tirade Dupoe, you've not exactly pulled up any tree have you? Monsters of the Void? I've heard worse from deranged old women in retirement homes. You haven't even got the guts to become a full blown member of Fats' Corporation have you? You're a spineless little runt who can't even stand up for an ideal. You're even worse than Fats himself. I'll take great pleasure in beating you to within an inch of your life and getting you to beg for mercy, then breaking your nose so you can't even smell the defeat that will head your way." You should know that I can't fully join Whitey INC, If I do the E.O.D will KILL me and unlike you, they know how to make it look like an accident. Also, I double checked,the duffel bag, the skull shirt, the vigilante justice you are nothing more then a comic nerd with a disposable income. You call me pathetic, pot meet kettle.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 17:03:13 GMT -5
"Hello Vokoun, maybe you've missed the newsflash, but I'm not the lovely cuddly Punisher of the past few months. I'm really starting to get pissed off with everyone here, so I've been reassessing my strategy, all great soldiers do it.
"I've got now big argument with you, I just want Fats, so I'll cut you a deal, you give him to me, I'll feed you the stinking little junkie I've got. You beat him, and I take Fats to the cleaners. You get in the match, I get what I want. Problem solved?" I did not become your world heavyweight champion by getting my ass beat by every little boy looking to make a name for himself by taking out the big dog. "No, you got there by cheating and lying your way to the top. 'Bout time someone knocked you off your perch."
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 9, 2011 17:15:05 GMT -5
*It is another boring day at WWCF HQ. Especially in the lobby at the entrance. Two pepperpots, Amanda and Edith are working, when suddenly....*
Edith: Hey Amanda, do you hear anything?
Amanda: Yeah, what is that?
*SCRRREEECCCHHHHHH*
*Well, it's a runaway car, you fools. As the car, going about 90mph crashes through the front door of the building, and destroys furniture and desks alike, the two, frightened women see a man come forth*
Edith: Who the f*** is that?!?
*Why, it's Johnny Stone, you fool. Thankfully not fully nude, at least he is wearing a bear furskin loincloth, ankle wrappings and cloak topped with the Bear's head still attached*
Hey, you two. Tell them I'll be at work this Raw. Oh, and that I may be infected with Rabies. Maybe.
*Walks out of the wreckage*
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 9, 2011 17:20:18 GMT -5
*BB pulls himself out of the rubble of the lobby.*
"...someone get the license plate of that dumbass?"
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 17:27:02 GMT -5
"Spare me your childish tirade Dupoe, you've not exactly pulled up any tree have you? Monsters of the Void? I've heard worse from deranged old women in retirement homes. You haven't even got the guts to become a full blown member of Fats' Corporation have you? You're a spineless little runt who can't even stand up for an ideal. You're even worse than Fats himself. I'll take great pleasure in beating you to within an inch of your life and getting you to beg for mercy, then breaking your nose so you can't even smell the defeat that will head your way." You should know that I can't fully join Whitey INC, If I do the E.O.D will KILL me and unlike you, they know how to make it look like an accident. Also, I double checked,the duffel bag, the skull shirt, the vigilante justice you are nothing more then a comic nerd with a disposable income. You call me pathetic, pot meet kettle. "The E.O.D? Who the Hell are they, your cookery class? Comic nerd? Oh that really hurts. I'm getting a little tired of you now, I think I'm just going to fracture your skull and leave you on the ground with your tongue hanging out. It might be best for all of us if you just shut up."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 17:28:24 GMT -5
I did not become your world heavyweight champion by getting my ass beat by every little boy looking to make a name for himself by taking out the big dog. "No, you got there by cheating and lying your way to the top. 'Bout time someone knocked you off your perch." Fun Fact: I beat Frank.
Fun Fact: I'm YOUR world heavyweight champion.
Fun Fact: I'm the best of all time.
Fun Fact: Frank's "wife" can suck a golf ball through a water hose.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 9, 2011 17:45:01 GMT -5
"No, you got there by cheating and lying your way to the top. 'Bout time someone knocked you off your perch." Fun Fact: I beat Frank.
Fun Fact: I'm YOUR world heavyweight champion.
Fun Fact: I'm the best of all time.
Fun Fact: Frank's "wife" can suck a golf ball through a water hose.OOC: If she can, she never showed me ;D
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2011 17:49:52 GMT -5
Fun Fact: I beat Frank.
Fun Fact: I'm YOUR world heavyweight champion.
Fun Fact: I'm the best of all time.
Fun Fact: Frank's "wife" can suck a golf ball through a water hose. OOC: If she can, she never showed me ;D OOC:
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 9, 2011 18:27:34 GMT -5
*BB pulls himself out of the rubble of the lobby.* "...someone get the license plate of that dumbass?"OOC: Well, I kinda stole it, so it probably wouldn't help much.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 9, 2011 18:30:11 GMT -5
"Hello Vokoun, maybe you've missed the newsflash, but I'm not the lovely cuddly Punisher of the past few months. I'm really starting to get pissed off with everyone here, so I've been reassessing my strategy, all great soldiers do it.
"I've got now big argument with you, I just want Fats, so I'll cut you a deal, you give him to me, I'll feed you the stinking little junkie I've got. You beat him, and I take Fats to the cleaners. You get in the match, I get what I want. Problem solved?" I did not become your world heavyweight champion by getting my ass beat by every little boy looking to make a name for himself by taking out the big dog. But I'm sure he will accept blowjobs and if you want a blowjob from him, he will squee with delight.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 9, 2011 19:48:23 GMT -5
You should know that I can't fully join Whitey INC, If I do the E.O.D will KILL me and unlike you, they know how to make it look like an accident. Also, I double checked,the duffel bag, the skull shirt, the vigilante justice you are nothing more then a comic nerd with a disposable income. You call me pathetic, pot meet kettle. "The E.O.D? Who the Hell are they, your cookery class? Comic nerd? Oh that really hurts. I'm getting a little tired of you now, I think I'm just going to fracture your skull and leave you on the ground with your tongue hanging out. It might be best for all of us if you just shut up." The Esoteric Order of Dagon is more powerful than any gang you have fought off. They have more pull the president. They are not to be trifled with lest ye life be cut short. Your petty insults are just the words of a coward. A coward who has no idea what he has wrought upon himself. You keep talking about your wife, I'm sure she would love to be a part of our rituals. AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA *thunder* HOLY F*** AHHHH!....that never happened.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 9, 2011 20:02:55 GMT -5
I'm sick and tired of being considered the crazy one, when this shit goes on.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 9, 2011 20:05:39 GMT -5
I'm sick and tired of being considered the crazy one, when this s*** goes on. Here is a straight jacket to feel normal.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 9, 2011 22:31:15 GMT -5
*Elsewhere, Johnny Stone has a Jiang Shi Seal on his forehead, and seems calm*
Hmm, this seems to be working. All right, where's a phone?
*Rings*
Hey Bergman, who in the Hell is this doctor who you keep talking to? I don't have any injuries, and I don't take roids. I'm fine, thanks. Bye.
*Hangs up, and sees his fingernails have turned blue*
Oh shit, here we go again
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 9, 2011 22:34:56 GMT -5
*Elsewhere, Johnny Stone has a Jiang Shi Seal on his forehead, and seems calm*
Hmm, this seems to be working. All right, where's a phone?
*Rings*
Hey Bergman, who in the Hell is this doctor who you keep talking to? I don't have any injuries, and I don't take roids. I'm fine, thanks. Bye.
*Hangs up, and sees his fingernails have turned blue*
Oh s***, here we go again *hangs up phone with look on face, then dials number* Doc, I think we're ready. He's in denial now. See you Monday.*puts down phone and slowly exhales*
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 9, 2011 22:36:22 GMT -5
You know...a little birdy told me, that The General....wants to confront me this Monday Night. That's what I heard. He wants to talk to THE GREATEST WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME....face to face. And I've also heard, that he wants to make this match "Bigger". Now, think about this...on September 26th it's gonna be HARDCORE DREAM MATCH!!!! The two men, who held that belt the longest than any other son of bitch in this rotten company, are gonna meet at the biggest wrestling event OF ALL TIME!!!! Now, I don't know the match that he has in mind,but it doesn't matter...BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHAT MATCH YOU WANT BECAUSE I WILL STILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!! General, I know your itching to call me out. You want to ride in on your big horse and white hat AND BE THE WWCF'S PROBLEM SOLVER ONCE AGAIN!!!! The General of The Monkey Army...THE LAW AND ORDER OF THE WWCF!!! Well let me tell you this General. On September 26th....your gonna find out, that not every problem can be solved. So bring on what match you want to bring on. Just remember that nothing....is gonna stand in my way...of getting MY HARDCORE TITLE BACK!!!![/color]
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 9, 2011 22:39:02 GMT -5
So I've got this ladder match coming up, and the usual thing to do is to talk about my opponents. Let's get this over with.
*Blood switches to motormouth mode*
BeatCaleblastweek, beatBergmanalongtimeago, beattheGeneralinmyfirstsinglesmatch, andasfor...
*Blood suddenly pauses*
Damn, I don't know WHAT to think about this HangStoMigo or whatever he's called now. Obviously he's not the same guy I had that awesome tag team championship run with. Guess I'll just play it by ear like I do whenever I face somebody for the first time.
But as for you other three, you all got your asses handed to you by the Blood Knight at one time or another. So watch out!
Now, while I would looooove a shot at Whitey's World Heavyweight Championship--another dude I've beaten now that I mention it--I'm still damn proud of hanging onto the Championship Of Honor for the last two months and two title defenses, not to mention defending the very honor of that title against Caleb Fourchon this past NiteRaw. I get that most of you guys are waiting to see if you'll get into the Money In The Bank Or Botch ladder match, but after the qualifiers are done I'm gonna be real disappointed if one of the people without any plans for GookerMania IV doesn't step up and take me up on my challenge. Being feared is cool, but I have to defend my title against somebody in this thirty day span. And as I said, I want to do it against somebody who'll make me break a sweat.
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