Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 10, 2011 16:44:45 GMT -5
Ugh, this f***in' seal is just proving to add a whole new set of problems for me. Might as well get rid of it.
*Removes the Jiang Shi seal. Ston'e fingernails are n loner blue, nor is he becoming increasingly pale*
Still, I want to make a statement without dumb and dumber intruding. I got it!
*Stone uses gauze to cover the left side of his face, and staples his forehead*
Ah, much better. Anyways, Jazzberg is starting to annoy me. Who in the blue, freezing Hell is thus Doctor? And what is up with Raw's main event? A bunch of crap, that's what it is. f***in' new CEO....
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 10, 2011 16:53:24 GMT -5
You act like I'm not aware of my humanity. I know I bleed, I know my bones break after all I do have my doctorate in Necrobiology. But you think I don't know fear? there was I time where the visions I would have kept me up for weeks at a time. But lets look at you, it is clear and obvious that deep down in the crevasses of your mind you see me as a threat. You have NEVER seen any one like me. You have seen the crazed lunatics of the city, the effects of those that have had there mind all but melted by drugs, and the occasional knife wielding maniac but never some one like me. I'm calm, collective, and insidious. I'm not some bum on the side of the road mumbling about his dead cat. Face it Frank, I AM YOUR NIGHTMARE!!!!! And don't think I haven't noticed the way you avoid me backstage watching my every move. You think I don't hear your quivering breath, quivering in FEAR over my various actions. Isn't that RIGHT 3rd box behind me on the left. *footsteps fading away* You fear more than you admit Castle. *Dupoe smerks and snickers as camera fades to black* "I've had worse nightmares after eating cheese, you pathetic little ass kisser. Who's your boss? Fats, or the old ladies art class you belong too? You really, really think I'm scared?
"Have you ever looked down the barrel of a gun? Have you ever seen death in someone else's eyes and seen your reflection? Have you ever, ever had someone ripped away from you so that you have no idea what to do next and consider ending it all? Have you ever seen death in the face and seen him beckon to you and know that if you give in to that voice, you will never ever be able to come back, but also, know that listening to it will mean you can finally be released from your pain?
"You make me sick. You're not a frightening man, you're not even a lunatic. You're a fraud, a scheming little coward that hides behind smoke and mirrors and pretends that you're some unearthly presence.
"We're living in the real world here Dupoe, and all the Phd's college doctorates, and pieces of paper don't help you unless you know how to make someone else look death in the face. Me and him? We've met before, and it wasn't pretty, but now we're on the same page, so I might introduce you to him.
"They may sound like empty threats to you, but I promise you, I will take you on a journey from which you'll return, but you'll never ever, be the same again. I'll give you a glimpse of how I live every day, and see if you can take it." Clearly you've never tied down someone. Watched them thrash around begging not to be killed as you ready a dagger. Them screaming mere seconds before plunging it into there chest. The feel of there blood as you rip there still beating heart out of there chest. Or need I remind everyone of the student I saw brutally murdered in front of me during one of my Necrobiology classes. Oh yes, Death and I are well acquainted. You think the way you live is "crazy" and "extreme" step in to my shoes. On a side completely unrelated note, guns, really, why not a sword or knife or , i don't know, broken glass?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 10, 2011 17:05:40 GMT -5
The Following is written on a official Legal looking Letterhead
To the WWCF Board of Directors: Our Client Mr. Mulligan has been discriminated against by your organization. Because of circumstances beyond his control, he has been placed in a hazardous working environment, and feels that the treatment will continue unless litigation is persued. To Wit, Partnering with your "Superstar" Johnothan Micheals (Heretofore referred to as "JoNo") places my client in danger of greivous bodily harm. JoNo is a dangerous individual, especially when placed in the ring with one "Evil M". There exists video evidence of these two individuals performing HEINOUS acts of violence, the likes of which that our client feels would have a deletrous effect on his metabolic processes. Signed,
Hubert Lewis Dewey Esq
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe
Attorneys at Law
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 10, 2011 17:10:18 GMT -5
Ugh, this f***in' seal is just proving to add a whole new set of problems for me. Might as well get rid of it.
*Removes the Jiang Shi seal. Ston'e fingernails are n loner blue, nor is he becoming increasingly pale*
Still, I want to make a statement without dumb and dumber intruding. I got it!
*Stone uses gauze to cover the left side of his face, and staples his forehead*
Ah, much better. Anyways, Jazzberg is starting to annoy me. Who in the blue, freezing Hell is thus Doctor? And what is up with Raw's main event? A bunch of crap, that's what it is. f***in' new CEO.... *appearing from shadows* I can answer one of those questions, Stone. The doctor is a shrink. I don't think Bergman trusts you. I don't think he sees the potential you have or rather the potential you would have if he would let you embrace the madness I say get rid of the seals remove the gauze and, more importantly that staple. Let loose your inner chaos and show him nay, the world your abilty. As a former WWE wrestler once said, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 10, 2011 18:05:43 GMT -5
"I'll keep it short and sweet. I'm WWCF's newest signee. My name is Jason Allen. Some call me the Brainbuster. I aim to be called World Heavyweight Champion. Not today. But someday very soon. Consider yourself on notice, Fats." ' Oh, God. I'm shaking. Bitch, I have legends wanting my title.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 10, 2011 18:09:04 GMT -5
"I'll keep it short and sweet. I'm WWCF's newest signee. My name is Jason Allen. Some call me the Brainbuster. I aim to be called World Heavyweight Champion. Not today. But someday very soon. Consider yourself on notice, Fats." ' Oh, God. I'm shaking. Bitch, I have legends wanting my title. "I don't care if you have God Almighty Himself after your belt. I'm not settling for second best. No amount of boasting or bragging can change the fact that I WILL have that belt."
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 10, 2011 18:49:13 GMT -5
Hey Brainbuster, I don't usually get into Whitry Fats buisness, but I think you need to change your demenor cause you have done absolutly nothing to prove your self here and by the great claws of almighty Dagon if you dont change that attitude of yours, your the only one here with a busted brain and it already seems pretty damn damaged already.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 10, 2011 18:51:49 GMT -5
' Oh, God. I'm shaking. Bitch, I have legends wanting my title. "I don't care if you have God Almighty Himself after your belt. I'm not settling for second best. No amount of boasting or bragging can change the fact that I WILL have that belt." Ooooooh, don't scare me.
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 10, 2011 18:56:42 GMT -5
Hey Brainbuster, I don't usually get into Whitry Fats buisness, but I think you need to change your demenor cause you have done absolutly nothing to prove your self here and by the great claws of almighty Dagon if you dont change that attitude of yours, your the only one here with a busted brain and it already seems pretty damn damaged already. "Dupoe, right? Jeremy Dupoe? I may not have done anything here...YET. That's the thing people don't seem to get. I'm not just coming in here and throwing around baseless accusations I can't back up. When I say that I will be World Heavyweight Champion, I don't mean 'I'm going to flounder around the bottom of the card like a fish out of water.' I mean 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to win that belt, whether I have to go through an obsessive HP Lovecraft fanboy, a guy who acts like the second coming of Paul Burchill or the fat man in the white suit himself.' So kindly take your cultist ass BACK to Innsmouth and stay out of my way."
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 10, 2011 19:00:28 GMT -5
Hey Brainbuster, I don't usually get into Whitry Fats buisness, but I think you need to change your demenor cause you have done absolutly nothing to prove your self here and by the great claws of almighty Dagon if you dont change that attitude of yours, your the only one here with a busted brain and it already seems pretty damn damaged already. "Dupoe, right? Jeremy Dupoe? I may not have done anything here...YET. That's the thing people don't seem to get. I'm not just coming in here and throwing around baseless accusations I can't back up. When I say that I will be World Heavyweight Champion, I don't mean 'I'm going to flounder around the bottom of the card like a fish out of water.' I mean 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to win that belt, whether I have to go through an obsessive HP Lovecraft fanboy, a guy who acts like the second coming of Paul Burchill or the fat man in the white suit himself.' So kindly take your cultist ass BACK to Innsmouth and stay out of my way." I prefer "vertically challenged".
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 10, 2011 19:16:00 GMT -5
"Dupoe, right? Jeremy Dupoe? I may not have done anything here...YET. That's the thing people don't seem to get. I'm not just coming in here and throwing around baseless accusations I can't back up. When I say that I will be World Heavyweight Champion, I don't mean 'I'm going to flounder around the bottom of the card like a fish out of water.' I mean 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to win that belt, whether I have to go through an obsessive HP Lovecraft fanboy, a guy who acts like the second coming of Paul Burchill or the fat man in the white suit himself.' So kindly take your cultist ass BACK to Innsmouth and stay out of my way." I prefer "vertically challenged". You mean "horizontally challenged"
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 10, 2011 19:18:29 GMT -5
Hey Brainbuster, I don't usually get into Whitry Fats buisness, but I think you need to change your demenor cause you have done absolutly nothing to prove your self here and by the great claws of almighty Dagon if you dont change that attitude of yours, your the only one here with a busted brain and it already seems pretty damn damaged already. "Dupoe, right? Jeremy Dupoe? I may not have done anything here...YET. That's the thing people don't seem to get. I'm not just coming in here and throwing around baseless accusations I can't back up. When I say that I will be World Heavyweight Champion, I don't mean 'I'm going to flounder around the bottom of the card like a fish out of water.' I mean 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to win that belt, whether I have to go through an obsessive HP Lovecraft fanboy, a guy who acts like the second coming of Paul Burchill or the fat man in the white suit himself.' So kindly take your cultist ass BACK to Innsmouth and stay out of my way." What now? I'm sorry....Jason was it? Name's Mulligan, Mully apparently to my friends. I ain't the second comin' o' nobody. That said, consider this yer first warning, Whitey's got plenty of enemies, but like drops in the ocean or pennies in his pockets...one more ain't nothin'.
Pleasure makin' yer acquaintance
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Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 10, 2011 19:20:01 GMT -5
I prefer "vertically challenged". You mean "horizontally challenged" "Apparently he means terminologically challenged."
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 10, 2011 19:41:56 GMT -5
You mean "horizontally challenged" "Apparently he means terminologically challenged." No I think he really means "Neurologically challenged"
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 10, 2011 19:48:00 GMT -5
Ha. We'll see how much you're laughing when I pin your ass at GookerMania.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 10, 2011 20:00:31 GMT -5
Ugh, this f***in' seal is just proving to add a whole new set of problems for me. Might as well get rid of it.
*Removes the Jiang Shi seal. Ston'e fingernails are n loner blue, nor is he becoming increasingly pale*
Still, I want to make a statement without dumb and dumber intruding. I got it!
*Stone uses gauze to cover the left side of his face, and staples his forehead*
Ah, much better. Anyways, Jazzberg is starting to annoy me. Who in the blue, freezing Hell is thus Doctor? And what is up with Raw's main event? A bunch of crap, that's what it is. f***in' new CEO.... *appearing from shadows* I can answer one of those questions, Stone. The doctor is a shrink. I don't think Bergman trusts you. I don't think he sees the potential you have or rather the potential you would have if he would let you embrace the madness I say get rid of the seals remove the gauze and, more importantly that staple. Let loose your inner chaos and show him nay, the world your abilty. As a former WWE wrestler once said, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know." Well, the firts thing you can do is tell me how you got into my house then leave it before I toss you ass over end.
So, that is Bergman's little game, is it? Hah, I've had figured such. Shrinks are the reason all this shit happened in the first place. I have no use for them.
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 10, 2011 20:14:51 GMT -5
Ha. We'll see how much you're laughing when I pin your ass at GookerMania. Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip........
That is all I hear.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 10, 2011 20:16:35 GMT -5
*appearing from shadows* I can answer one of those questions, Stone. The doctor is a shrink. I don't think Bergman trusts you. I don't think he sees the potential you have or rather the potential you would have if he would let you embrace the madness I say get rid of the seals remove the gauze and, more importantly that staple. Let loose your inner chaos and show him nay, the world your abilty. As a former WWE wrestler once said, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know." Well, the firts thing you can do is tell me how you got into my house then leave it before I toss you ass over end.
So, that is Bergman's little game, is it? Hah, I've had figured such. Shrinks are the reason all this s*** happened in the first place. I have no use for them. Oh me, I let myself in when you where having your little meltdown as for the shadow thing I love a dramatic entrance...I'll let myself out.*leaves*
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 10, 2011 20:28:31 GMT -5
Hey Brainbuster, I don't usually get into Whitry Fats buisness, but I think you need to change your demenor cause you have done absolutly nothing to prove your self here and by the great claws of almighty Dagon if you dont change that attitude of yours, your the only one here with a busted brain and it already seems pretty damn damaged already. "Dupoe, right? Jeremy Dupoe? I may not have done anything here...YET. That's the thing people don't seem to get. I'm not just coming in here and throwing around baseless accusations I can't back up. When I say that I will be World Heavyweight Champion, I don't mean 'I'm going to flounder around the bottom of the card like a fish out of water.' I mean 'I'm going to do whatever it takes to win that belt, whether I have to go through an obsessive HP Lovecraft fanboy, a guy who acts like the second coming of Paul Burchill or the fat man in the white suit himself.' So kindly take your cultist ass BACK to Innsmouth and stay out of my way." Innsmouth, a lovely little fishing town, but its not where I'm from, first. Second, congratulations you have successfully pissed off most of Whitey Inc. now mind you I'm not sure where ViVA is on this but thats still 3 of 4 members. If I wasn't busy with Frightened Frank, thats you Punisher, Your head would be meeting mat faster than you can say Yog Sothoth.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Sept 10, 2011 21:00:41 GMT -5
(we see The Great Warrior and The Sam sitting in an office somewhere downtown. The Sam is on the phone while The Great Warrior just sits there, staring a hole through into nothing.) Yep...ok...no thankyou. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear it....ok bye. (The Sam hangs up the phone) Hey Warrior. Guess what? That was the network calling. They just told me The Great Warrior 5 Minute Challenge got the highest ratings for that entire Niteraw. They want to do another one next week. And I received a call from my Mother at The Sam Family inc. and from our good friends at Quiznos, sales have gone through the roof for both products thanks to your 5 Minute Challenge. I'm not exactly sure what The Sam Family inc sells, but we sold a lot of it. I'm telling you Warrior, things are looking bright. Your future is limitless my friend, and if we keep playing our cards right, I...i mean we, we can ride this gravy train all the way to the top. (phone rings) Excuse me, this must be WWCF looking to see if they can get a slice of the pie. Well i'm gonna tell them where they can find their pie...yeah, that's good writing. (The Sam picks up the phone) Hello?
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Hello?
(Phone hangs up)
...hmm, must of been Tyfo, drunk dialing again.
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