Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 30, 2012 21:03:20 GMT -5
Because I'm in charge, the four votes pass, Shane and Lita win the vote.
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There were plenty of double team moves and fist-to-genital based offense to go around in this one. The Dudley's very nearly won on several occasions but Shane and Lita managed to pull out a victory when Lita pinned Bubba after a Twist of Fate.
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Shane McMahon is in a locker room with Lita.
While Matt Hardy silently weeps...
Shane: I've got too many people messing with my business, we'll teach them a lesson!! Buh Buh will be first!! We'll wait and attack him when he passes by!!
Because that sounds really good for business.
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Shane and Lita ambush Buh Buh in the hallway by apparently just standing there and letting him look at them. Buh Buh is not afraid though as he tells Lita and Shane to bring it. That might have been a bad idea as Lita throws a piece of a table hits him square in the face, busting him open. Can't really blame him for nearly pulling a Flair here (a full Nature Boy involves stripping down to your underpants and getting iced.), I'm sure jagged random table pieces hurt.
A brief aside but who the hell just left half a broken table in the hallway? I think that counts as a NAFTA violation.
Shane and Lita score the win after Shane punches Bubba into a Twist of a Fate. I'm serious, that actually happened and it was cool.
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Shane McMahon is talking to Lita in the locker room.
Shane: D-Von needs to pay!! We will wait and attack him in the pool hall!!
Brilliant! I'm sure he's not aware of the commotion in the hallway and no one has told him what happened to his tag team partner no more that 30 yards away.
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D'Von must've just accepted the fate that awaited him at the hands of the clumsy corporate assassins, because he put up absolutely no fight as Lita and Shane pummeled him with their fists and whatever weapons they could find.
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It's Summerslam and Shane and Lita are coming to the ring.
Shane: We have beaten everyone who stands in our way. Therefore, I would say that we own the European title!
If randomly assaulting tag teams meant instant title reign, Triple H would've beaten up Londrick so many more times.
European Champion Eddie Guerrero isn't pleased with Shane's words and comse to the ring with his title.
Eddie: Cut the crap!! That belt is mine!! You are just a temporary champ! So when I come back, the belt will be mine again! If you really want it, I'll give you a title shot! You can't have the belt back unless you beat me!! How about it, Shane?
Wait, didn't we win the title a few entries back? What is this chicanery?!
Shane: I accept!! But there is one stipulation, a special guest referee! The referee will be none other than Lita!!
Didn't we start this whole random ambush based partnership so that I could become European champion?
Eddie: I don't care who the referee is!! I can beat you any way you want!!
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There were plenty of double team moves and fist-to-genital based offense to go around in this one. The Dudley's very nearly won on several occasions but Shane and Lita managed to pull out a victory when Lita pinned Bubba after a Twist of Fate.
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Shane McMahon is in a locker room with Lita.
While Matt Hardy silently weeps...
Shane: I've got too many people messing with my business, we'll teach them a lesson!! Buh Buh will be first!! We'll wait and attack him when he passes by!!
Because that sounds really good for business.
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Shane and Lita
vs
Buh Buh Ray Dudley
Shane and Lita must win.
[/b]vs
Buh Buh Ray Dudley
Shane and Lita must win.
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Shane and Lita ambush Buh Buh in the hallway by apparently just standing there and letting him look at them. Buh Buh is not afraid though as he tells Lita and Shane to bring it. That might have been a bad idea as Lita throws a piece of a table hits him square in the face, busting him open. Can't really blame him for nearly pulling a Flair here (a full Nature Boy involves stripping down to your underpants and getting iced.), I'm sure jagged random table pieces hurt.
A brief aside but who the hell just left half a broken table in the hallway? I think that counts as a NAFTA violation.
Shane and Lita score the win after Shane punches Bubba into a Twist of a Fate. I'm serious, that actually happened and it was cool.
~~~~~~~~~~
Shane McMahon is talking to Lita in the locker room.
Shane: D-Von needs to pay!! We will wait and attack him in the pool hall!!
Brilliant! I'm sure he's not aware of the commotion in the hallway and no one has told him what happened to his tag team partner no more that 30 yards away.
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Shane and Lita
vs
D'Von Dudley
Shane and Lita must win.
[/b]vs
D'Von Dudley
Shane and Lita must win.
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D'Von must've just accepted the fate that awaited him at the hands of the clumsy corporate assassins, because he put up absolutely no fight as Lita and Shane pummeled him with their fists and whatever weapons they could find.
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It's Summerslam and Shane and Lita are coming to the ring.
Shane: We have beaten everyone who stands in our way. Therefore, I would say that we own the European title!
If randomly assaulting tag teams meant instant title reign, Triple H would've beaten up Londrick so many more times.
European Champion Eddie Guerrero isn't pleased with Shane's words and comse to the ring with his title.
Eddie: Cut the crap!! That belt is mine!! You are just a temporary champ! So when I come back, the belt will be mine again! If you really want it, I'll give you a title shot! You can't have the belt back unless you beat me!! How about it, Shane?
Wait, didn't we win the title a few entries back? What is this chicanery?!
Shane: I accept!! But there is one stipulation, a special guest referee! The referee will be none other than Lita!!
Didn't we start this whole random ambush based partnership so that I could become European champion?
Eddie: I don't care who the referee is!! I can beat you any way you want!!
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WWF European Championship
Eddie Guerrero
vs
Shane McMahon
Special Ref: Lita
Who Wins?
[/center]Eddie Guerrero
vs
Shane McMahon
Special Ref: Lita
Who Wins?