Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 19, 2011 23:39:32 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread #10. Continued from right here
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 19, 2011 23:46:18 GMT -5
Watch the cage match tonight and my match at Gookermania and you'll find out.
You, on the other hand, are a disappointment. When did Viva suddenly become everyone's lackey? First Hideo, who made Jonathan Michaels' life a living hell for months, and now Whitey Fats, who gives a new meaning to arrogance.
Add all that to your constant ranting about being held down by management, and you wonder why people are rapidly losing respect for you, myself among them.
But maybe after I win the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania, your radar might just explode into uncountable fragments. You think that following the tutelage of a man as honorable as Hideo Nakatomi, the man who single handedly, with nothing but the kindness in his heart, decided to reconstruct my legs with the finest quality doctors on the planet, and then send me to China, to Japan, to Taiwan to learn several of the ancient martial arts. A man who recruited the best in the world at what they do to train me to be the best in the world at what I do, you think that following the the lead, and having the utmost respect for that man... That makes me a lackey?
That must be why you've won.. what, three total matches in your career? Who the f*** are you to cast stones? You're worse off than I am, and creative has been holding a god damn grudge against me for months. The fans don't care about you, nobody cares about you. You float aimlessly from retarded meme to retarded meme, begging to be noticed. You're a JOKE. A HACK. And to top all of that horrible s*** off, you wrestle like a f***ing toddler. Develop your f***ing skills, learn how to talk on the mic, and come and sit at the big boys table after you've proven you can finish what's left on your Kid's Meal plate.
What's the point of winning the Inter-Forum title, Gus? What's the point in even trying? We BOTH know that if I so choose, I can just take that s*** from you. At any moment. You are not a threat. You are not a challenge. You're that doucher who stands under the glass ceiling, looking up, staring wantingly at what I have. And the thing that's hilarious about all of this, is that even if you were good, which you aren't, you still wouldn't be good enough to take this from me.
So do the world a favor before you start chiming in, Gussy. Handle your own f***ing business. I'm supposed to be impressed by all that? Former WWCF Champion, King of Wrestlecrap, tag champ, and yet all you have now is half a briefcase that expires next week. And all you do anymore is scream about how creative holds you down and how mad you are at Seth Drakin and Jonathan Michaels and how I'll never amount to anything in spite of the fact that I was Champion of Honor and you weren't and that I am also a former tag champion.
Remind me to laugh about this after I win my first PPV match at Gookermania and walk away from the ring as Inter-Forum Champion, a title that you also have never held. And maybe you'll actually realize that I ain't just making all sorts of grandiose claims that I can't back up. And that unlike your boss Whitey Fats, I don't claim to be the greatest of all time when I have no basis to do so.
Oh, and Johnny Stone Hangman Amigo Smith Jones Davis Johnson, Naitch and I beat you for the WWCF World Tag Team Championships. I don't care if you won them back two weeks later, I have no intention of ever letting you live it down. And THAT, buddyboy, is reality. Just like me winning the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania by defeating Caleb Fourchon is reality.
Think about it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 19, 2011 23:48:57 GMT -5
You know something Viva, I really don't need to say much because with the constant attempts to insult me.........it is clear I have your emotions wrapped around my finger that I don't need to prod you much to get you in a position to make mistakes. With myself being able to goad you every second to being a personal servant to both Hideo and now Whitey, it has become clear as day that you are nothing more than a puppet.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 19, 2011 23:50:32 GMT -5
Oh, and Johnny Stone Hangman Amigo Smith Jones Davis Johnson, Naitch and I beat you for the WWCF World Tag Team Championships. I don't care if you won them back two weeks later, I have no intention of ever letting you live it down. And THAT, buddyboy, is reality. Just like me winning the Inter-Forum Championship at Gookermania by defeating Caleb Fourchon is reality.
Think about it. Yes, I won them back in a week. I also hold the record for most Tag Title reigns, something that even Littlenaitch can't say, and I also hold the most record among the Pantheon for beating you the most times, and oh yeah
*holds up WWCF Tag Title*
Remember this, kid? Remember how you said you were going to suprise everybody? Oh, too bad.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 19, 2011 23:50:55 GMT -5
You know something Viva, I really don't need to say much because with the constant attempts to insult me.........it is clear I have your emotions wrapped around my finger that I don't need to prod you much to get you in a position to make mistakes. With myself being able to goad you every second to being a personal servant to both Hideo and now Whitey, it has become clear as day that you are nothing more than a puppet. Chirp chirp chirp. Jessica finally let you off of your leash.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 10:56:12 GMT -5
You know something Viva, I really don't need to say much because with the constant attempts to insult me.........it is clear I have your emotions wrapped around my finger that I don't need to prod you much to get you in a position to make mistakes. With myself being able to goad you every second to being a personal servant to both Hideo and now Whitey, it has become clear as day that you are nothing more than a puppet. Chirp chirp chirp. Jessica finally let you off of your leash. Funny...........you accuse me of wife abuse and now you accuse me of being my wife's lapdog. Make a damn choice.......
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 10:59:26 GMT -5
Chirp chirp chirp. Jessica finally let you off of your leash. Funny...........you accuse me of wife abuse and now you accuse me of being my wife's lapdog. Make a damn choice....... Are you on f***ing drugs? Clearly you know nothing about women, which is why you beat yours up. The two distinctions you just made have absolutely no correlation, and in your attempt to make me look like I'm confused, you come off as a dumbass. Once again. And apparently you're diluted enough to think that the people want you as a champion.
You can't even compose logical thoughts. You also can't even admit when you're wrong. Which is always. You're like the worst person on the planet.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 20, 2011 12:27:32 GMT -5
OI!Bloody hell , that was the massive beating I was suppose to take? What? A few punches and a neckbreaker from the top of the cage?Wow. You lot really are a bunch of nancy rent boys. Seriously? I wasn't even busted open. I got a bit of sore neck and I'm not even that sore. I'm sure Gus Richlen's mom has been sorer then this after she gets off work on the corner. What happended to the weapons too? Didn't punisher say he was going to cut me up into little pieces? Apparently the big bad vigilante is really all talk and no bite. It seems like the punisher can't seem to get up for the occasion which is probably why his wife left him. So anyways , i'm still standing here and you're all a bunch of bloody wankers and pikeys.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2011 13:20:02 GMT -5
I'll give Mulligan some credit, he did try, but even mighty Pirates must fear the seas, especially when dealing with the Human Typhoon.
So, after the match, he still tried to bring me in to the fold. Now, I'm not some dumb bastard like Richlen. I have to see something truly big. So, at Gookermania, I'll be watching everything that happens with an Eagle's Eye, and next Raw, I'll tell him I'm in or not.
And hey, sort-of speaking of which, Whitey Inc brings me to another point. So, Dupoe, you seek my title, do you? Very well, I accept. Only thing is, who are you bringing? TheMountainKing? Perhaps if you can get him off the smack long enough. Mulligan or ViVa? I'm sure they don't give a damn about that Battle Royal. Someone else? Well, that's fine. I always work best when not knowing what the Hell I'm doing.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 20, 2011 13:22:05 GMT -5
Well you brought a hell of a brawl to the party, Smokie. Maybe my electric chair-induced amnesia made me forget how tough a son of a bitch you are.
But you called me a has been? A man who forgot how to wrestle yet was able to take on the champion at Night of the Wrestling Zombies? A recent Tag Team champion? One of the last men eliminated in the Battle Bowl?
You are out of your mind more than I ever was. So will any of my opponents if they believe that they can go toe to toe, blow to blow with the WWCF's roughest, toughest, meanest, though certainly not leanest, customer ever to grace its squared circles: me. BRB.
Evil M, Mad Pirate Mulligan, the Punisher, Vincent van Agony, you, and me, BRB at Gookermania. Six tough customers means one tough match, but I will succeed where I failed at the Battle Bowl.
Come hell or high water, and we know there will be hell, I will hold the world title shot in my hands, while one unlucky son of a b**** will get a pink slip to go with his crimson mask.
See you all at Gookermania boys. It will be a dog eat dog match, and I'm ready to chow on some puppies.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 20, 2011 13:30:21 GMT -5
I'll give Mulligan some credit, he did try, but even mighty Pirates must fear the seas, especially when dealing with the Human Typhoon.
The Human Typhoon? Fred Ottman called , He wants his gimmick back Who?
Anyways, piss off kid, you are runing the enviroment of this big match. And the sinuses of everyone present.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 14:07:25 GMT -5
Seth does a puppet show, I whip his ass. That explains all you need to know. Sure hope he's not burning his wife with cigarettes right now/
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 20, 2011 14:17:42 GMT -5
Seth does a puppet show, I whip his ass. That explains all you need to know. Sure hope he's not burning his wife with cigarettes right now[/quote You know, I never got the cigerette burns as I don't smoke and neither does my wife. I have a feeling the only person who burns his women with cigerettes is the man making the accusations himself, which is you...............Whitey.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 14:23:10 GMT -5
Damn. You can't even beat me, Seth. How you gonna beat Whitey? Oh, and JoMo, just know that if you're gonna have Aaron in your corner, you can god damn the house that Whitey Inc. and all of his associates will be there as well.
*points at Seth Drakin.*
Ha-HA! You're more full of hot air than your wife. And now you're beaten just like she is every time she disagrees with you.
Anyways, on to more pressing matters. I just disposed, rather quickly, of one of the challengers for the WWCF Championship at Gookermania. I am a participant in the Money In The Bank or Bust match. I just beat a #1 contender. And I have to fight for my opportunity? This is ludicrous. Honestly. If you people in the MITBOB had an honorable bone in your body, you'd forfeit, knowing for a fact that not only am I the most quailfied for this opportunity, but also the best wrestler in the match.
Let's just save each other some time. One of those briefcases will be mine. It's not a promise, it's not a threat, it's just legitimate fact. There aren't 4 people in that match that are better than I am. And frankly, if I get screwed out of a case, I'll steal one. I'm tired of being ignored around here. I proved tonight that I'm the best in the f***ing world at what I do. I didn't need Whitey's help. I didn't need anybody's help. And now, that stupid monkey on my back that is Seth Drakin's terrible Hogan-like booking resides there no longer.
Let's just face the facts. When you work as hard as I do, when you know as much as I do, when you can torque and tear the limbs and joints of every part of the human body... You learn to use that to your advantage. Quite frankly, the WWCF could use to take a queue from me and my greatness. I mean, let's be honest here. If it wasn't for the head bookers here at the WWCF, I'd be the next William Marie Goldberg. I'd never lose. Cuz if you strip away all these bullshit storylines, the ones that ALWAYS seem to benefit someone else, what do you have? The fastest, strongest, and most manipulative man in the game today. I could run circles around each and every one of you, and I can make quick work of each and every one of you in a shoot. It's not a question.
And since I don't follow the script anymore, it spells disaster. I'm not going after Whitey's belt out of respect. The man's earned his time on top. But the second he loses it? Watch the f*** out, because I'm going to cash my WWCF World Heavyweight Championship briefcase, and let me tell you ALL something. I'm never letting that title go again.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 14:31:50 GMT -5
Or his supper is cold.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 20, 2011 14:32:24 GMT -5
.....Folks, I've lost my way. I've gone soft There's no going back once a pirate goes soft. Piracy ain't an easy life. That's why I've made a promise to meself. I'm gonna make HISTORY at Gookermania. My GookerMania moment will be LEGENDARY. I will ascend the Money in te Bank or Botch Ladder....and I will take my place among the true luminaries of the WWCF.
Mad Pirate Mulligan may have lost this night......but at GookerMania The Nautical Nightmare will make HISTORY!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 20, 2011 14:34:19 GMT -5
Damn. You can't even beat me, Seth. How you gonna beat Whitey? Oh, and JoMo, just know that if you're gonna have Aaron in your corner, you can god damn the house that Whitey Inc. and all of his associates will be there as well.*points at Seth Drakin.* Ha-HA! You're more full of hot air than your wife. And now you're beaten just like she is every time she disagrees with you. Then I'll be able to keep an eye on them, won't I?
You actually think I'm scared of you?
Hell, you think I'm scared of anyone?
Clearly, all that smoking you did has destroyed your brain, because it's going to take more than you to keep me from becoming WWCF Champion.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk with the rest of the Illuminati about how we can keep you down, man.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 14:41:49 GMT -5
Seth can't beat me, let alone me and Jonathan Michaels.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 20, 2011 14:44:25 GMT -5
Damn. You can't even beat me, Seth. How you gonna beat Whitey? Oh, and JoMo, just know that if you're gonna have Aaron in your corner, you can god damn the house that Whitey Inc. and all of his associates will be there as well.*points at Seth Drakin.* Ha-HA! You're more full of hot air than your wife. And now you're beaten just like she is every time she disagrees with you. Then I'll be able to keep an eye on them, won't I?
You actually think I'm scared of you?
Hell, you think I'm scared of anyone?
Clearly, all that smoking you did has destroyed your brain, because it's going to take more than you to keep me from becoming WWCF Champion.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk with the rest of the Illuminati about how we can keep you down, man. Please don't take a page from Seth's book and go home and beat your wife.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 20, 2011 14:45:30 GMT -5
Damn. You can't even beat me, Seth. How you gonna beat Whitey? Oh, and JoMo, just know that if you're gonna have Aaron in your corner, you can god damn the house that Whitey Inc. and all of his associates will be there as well.*points at Seth Drakin.* Ha-HA! You're more full of hot air than your wife. And now you're beaten just like she is every time she disagrees with you. Then I'll be able to keep an eye on them, won't I?
You actually think I'm scared of you?
Hell, you think I'm scared of anyone?
Clearly, all that smoking you did has destroyed your brain, because it's going to take more than you to keep me from becoming WWCF Champion.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk with the rest of the Illuminati about how we can keep you down, man. Why the illuminati? Just talk to your twat wife. We all know if you walk out of Gookermania WWCF Champion, she'll be the reason. You have NEVER been able to hack it on your own, and now that you have a bitch wife with a little pull, it's gone to your head.
I don't need you to be scared of me, dumbass. We're not competing. I'm just going to equalize. Aaron, Sara, or any other dickfart you have in your corner won't be the reason you walk out of Gookermania champion. That's my f***ing point. There's NOTHING you can do to make that happen. You can bring out the entire f***ing roster. I don't give a shit. I will put all of them to sleep. I'll read all of them the f***ing bedtime story. I will do whatever it takes to make sure that when Whitey finally get's his hands on you, it's a f***ing wrap. Period. You're done. Seth too. Seth's already proven he can't hack it on top. He's not a main event player. He's not on MY LEVEL. You? It's yet to be seen. But I'd be willing to bet that you aren't either. Whitey, on the other hand... After a couple sparring sessions, I can say with confidence that he's coming not coming to play. He's out for blood. And with a couple of new submissions up his sleeve.
You see, like me, Whitey has started to see the light in terms of studying film, working hard in the dojo. He's starting to see that it's not about the talk. I mean, hell, I'm the best the WWCF has to offer on the microphone, behind that announce table. I've been there, I've proven that.
But like me, when Whitey steps into that f***ing ring, he has a point to prove. You soft ass suckers take him lightly. He's going to bring a world of pain to the both of you come Sunday. And as for me? I'm walking away with some goodies myself.
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