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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 11:06:01 GMT -5
It isn't even a bad thing. It's just that the logic behind it...I can't wrap my head around it.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 27, 2011 11:49:44 GMT -5
The problem isn't what happened, it's the execution.
Done properly, this could've been an amazing story.
But leave it to TNA to f*** things up.
Kind of hard to say how without spoiling, so I'll leave it at that.
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 27, 2011 12:48:53 GMT -5
Had to look, and can't say I'm shocked.
Seriously though, it feels like TNA either A) Hate their fans B) Can't grasp the basic fundamentals of booking (Just like Tank said, the idea was good, but oh my god, TNA sucks at execution)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 13:04:33 GMT -5
Are you proming at all Tank? I could use an Aries promo to fill a hole in the show.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Oct 27, 2011 13:05:33 GMT -5
I don't want it spoiled. And I already have an idea. So no more talky about it today? k? And PN... i'll have some hole fillers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2011 13:30:48 GMT -5
That sounds dirty SNS But wthout spoiling anything, this still has the potential to be amazing..... {Spoiler}I mean for crying out loud, this is the story of who actually deserves it more.....The partner who was there from day one who was put to the side for Chris Harris of all people, vs. A guy who hasn't been there from the beginning, still built his way up, been through hell with that Eric Young angle, and after all this time, finally gets his shot, LOSES, and then loses it to his partner. This is classic partner rivalry at its finest....yes its TNA so they probably will f*** it up, but for right now, I want to see where this can go. [/rant]
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 13:31:35 GMT -5
Yeah, we need the latest antics of Traci and the Lace.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 27, 2011 13:42:21 GMT -5
I'll have at least an Aries promo, PN.
Maybe something for the other match if M shows up.
But no promo from Joe. Joe's in Shut Up And F*** People Up mode, so don't expect him to talk much. (Not sure how I'll win like that, though.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 13:50:07 GMT -5
M already sent me a promo for Mercer. Just sayin'.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Oct 27, 2011 13:57:14 GMT -5
Promo sent.
If I ever jump the shark with these, let me know. Though I doubt jumping the shark is possible in these feds.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2011 13:58:42 GMT -5
Promo sent. If I ever jump the shark with these, let me know. Though I doubt jumping the shark is possible in these feds. Nah, it is....I think I jumped the shark on The Criminals a long time ago, but i'm still goin
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 16:01:34 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TNA Impact in our brand new regular timeslot of Thursday nights. West: Impact on Thursday. That’ll never catch on. Tenay: Well we are heading into Turning Point and we have a packed show tonight, all kicking off with two former world champions in action.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
JB: His opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Brutus Magnus v Rob Van Dam 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Oct 27, 2011 16:04:31 GMT -5
RVD with a rolling thunder
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Post by The Tank on Oct 27, 2011 16:06:55 GMT -5
RVD with a suplex kick.
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 27, 2011 16:07:01 GMT -5
RVD with a stiff kick from the top rope
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 16:11:56 GMT -5
RVD goes for a German Suplex but Magnus elbows out of it. Magnus comes out the ropes with a lariat but Van Dam hits a spin kick to the face. Magnus gets to his feet and RVD slams him back down before following up with the Rolling Thunder. Van Dam lepas to the tope rope and hits the Five Star Frogsplash! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam! Tenay: A valubale win for RVD as he looks to stay in the title picture. West: Well he lost the #1 contender match l;ast week but you gotta belive he's still in contention for a title shot. *Earlier today* *Traci is shown in the back messing with some recording equipment when Lacey walks up.* Hiya Traci! What are you doing?Oh, just planning on taking over TNA with the most genious of plans. How about you?Well I can tell you for sure that i'm not planning anything like that. At least I don't think I am. I kinda forgot what I was doing, actually.Would it happen to be eating that popsicle that you are holding! Nah. It wouldn't be something like... wait... you know what? I think you are right! *Licks the popsicle* Nice job there Traci!*Traci facepalms* So what is that thing?Oh this. Why, its a... music player. Yes... I was just testing it out. You want to hear? Sure! I sure hope its Barbie Girl by Aqua!I can assure that it is not. *Presses play and the begining of 'Semi-charmed Kind of Life begins to play'* Oh... I like this song too. But its kinda old isn't it. Came out back in the ninet... oooo... *begins looking dizzy.* I'm feeling all wooooozy. *Starts doing jumping jacks* *Presses stop on the player* Excellent! It works! You may stop doing that now.*Lacey stops doing jumping jacks.* Whoa.. what happened?I took control of your mind, Lacey*sigh of relief* Oh good, I've been trying to do that for years.Indeed. Anyway, to explain how I did so. Inside that song I planted a subliminal message. Sublime? That wasn't Sublime. That was Third Eye Blind. But don't worry, lots of people get them confused. I know I did.SublimINAL Lacey. It is a hidden message designed to control the thoughts of the people who hear it and make them do what you want them to do. *Rewinds tape* Watch. I'm going to turn down the volume of the song, and turn up the volume of the hidden message... *presses play* Hello, you are now under my control. You will do what I say, when I tell you to do it. To test this, start doing jumping jacks right now. *Traci presses stop* Oooooo.. That's amazing Traci! We could so use that to get candy or hugs or get people to come to our halloween party! You know I haven't recieved a single RSVP yet?!...Or I could use it to make the fans to walk out and refuse to buy any TNA tickets until I have been named Management Director! Oh yes. That too.. i guess.. Now all I have to do is change the message so that I can begin my crusade! *Presses record* "Dear TNA fans. You have been made a mockery by this company for long enough. You have paid your hard earned cash week in and week out to continue to watch the same drabble for too long! Stop throwing away your money! It is time for a change! That is why you must turn your faith over to me, Traci Brooks, to lead this company into the future as the new Management Director... or threaten to stop giving TNA your money. Cheer me and let your voices be heard. Let them know that you are ready for that change!"*Presses stop* There. That should do it. Now, we just have to play this song during one of the commercial breaks and the show will be ours! Oh. I'm so happy for you! I just need to get changed for my soon to be adoring fans. Lacey, can you please rewind the tape and retrieve it? We need to get it to the production booth before the show begins.Sure!*Lacey begins working with the recorder as Traci turns to get changed. You hear a faint Oops! as the scene fades to black*
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Post by The Tank on Oct 27, 2011 16:14:20 GMT -5
......why can't that be the stupidest thing actual TNA does instead of the actual garbage actual TNA does?
That's not an insult, by the way. Keep up the amazing work, SnS.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2011 16:14:58 GMT -5
.....I have to say this is their greatest sceme yet, I was literally having my sis look at me cause I was laughing so much
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 27, 2011 16:15:58 GMT -5
Daffney and Taylor come to the ring, Daffney carrying the Women's title over her shoulder. They enter the ring and Taylor fetches Daffney a mic.
Oakie, dokie. Let's recap what occured the last exciting edition of TNA Impact! People won matches, #1 contenders were decided, none of that was really important. What is important is that Karen Jarrett grante me a rematch with Mickie James at Turning Point, this time inside a cage! I can hardly wait for that. Oh and Taylor found herself all tied up, weren't you, sweetie?
Taylor blushes a bit.
Yes I was.
Wasn't it kind of exciting to be upside like that and all the blood rushing to your head? I know I was excited.
Taylor begins to blush more as she looks down.
So was I.....
I mean, at first I was scared. But then, I kinda began to enjoy it...
Oh I knew you would. I have so much to show you.
But first we have to take care of what we came out her for. Maybe you think I'm out here to call out Mickie James. And I am extending her a personal invite to meet me in the middle of this ring next week. Just me and you. But that's next week. Let us first go back to last week. Last week my sweet little Taylor beat our good friend Lisa Marie Varon. Then the week before that, didn't you beat Mickie James? Yes, I'm certain you did. Now maybe it's just me but I think that beating a champion and the #1 contender earns her some kind of reward. So you know what? I think Taylor deserves a tag title shot. Don't you?
Really Daff? You mean it?
Oh, there's so much I have to think about! Matching costumes, a tag team finisher, who to beat because I'm leaning more towards ODB at this point......
Taylor hugs Daffney.
Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Anything you want, you get. You know that.
Daffney pauses.
You know Lisa and, uh, O I guess, we just issued a challenge. That's your cue to come on out here and answer us. That is how these things are done.
No sword, Daff? I am disappoint.
OK, that's not important. What IS important is how all of a sudden, one win by a girl who you've scared enough to make her do whatever you want is enough for you to demand a title shot. I somehow find that hard to take at face value.
Well you know me. I'm full of surprises. But I'm nothing if not sincere. Did you happen to tell your partner everything I did to you? After I ran her out of the company the first time she might have missed it. And yet somehow I know you are going to accept my challenge.
Why? Are you hoping I do what I should have done to you a long time ago, Daffney? Because if so, then leave Taylor out of this.
HA! As if you could hurt my cuddle bunny. She beat you before, and she could beat you again!
LMV turns a cold stare to Taylor.
You want her to test that claim out?
Oh come on. Lisa. I don't need you anymore. I found someone far better in Mickie. Face it, you're yesteday's news.
Try telling that to Traci and Lacey. Or Katy Lee Nikita and Sarita. Or the Beautiful People. ODB and I beat ALL of them. And that's why we're the tag champs.
And if you think that I don't still want to get my payback, then you're crazier than I thought, Daffney.
Oh please Lisa. You want to name all the teams you and whatsherface beat, and seem all big and bad, but that doesn't mean anything. We're not talking about teams you beat, we're talking about now. And right now, it seems like I have every right to challenge you and whatsherface to put your titles on the line.
"Whoa whoa whoa. First things first. You better back the hell up and stop actin' like you're the championship committee all by your lonesome down there, little missy. You don't get to hand out title shots to anyone, much less you and your little...I can't think of anything Spike'll let get to air, so suffice to say you two bitches ain't comin' anywhere NEAR our titles until you earn it."
Well it's good of you to join us Miss Bitch. That is what ODB stands for isn't it? But honestly, I don't think you're paying attention. I never said I wanted a title shot. I have quite enough to deal with having Mickie James. Taylor on the other hand, well I think she's earned it.
Since when?! You're insisting that she gets a title shot just because she beat me ONCE?! Or are you nuts enough to suggest that she face Sting? She's going to have to do better than ONE match before she gets a shot a these. And if Jeff Jarrett doesn't agree with me, then I'll eat my gloves.
Taylor whispers in Daffney's ear.
That's a perfect idea. Why don't you two have a match right now to decide how deserving she is?
Karen Jarrett comes out.
You know what, that is a pretty good idea. Why don't we have a match right now? And to make sure doesn't descend into a debacle like last week the referee will be none other than me!
Karen motions to the back and a stagehand hands her a referee shirt which she pulls on over her top. Karen enters the ring and quickly ushers Daffney and ODB to the outside.
Taylor Wilde v Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Oct 27, 2011 16:19:01 GMT -5
Taylor with a cross body.
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