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Post by wwe1993 on Nov 10, 2011 18:01:08 GMT -5
Young with a float over ddt to Sorensen.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:04:51 GMT -5
You know I really should have put Sorensen and Young on the same team. I really am not thinking this week.
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Post by The Tank on Nov 10, 2011 18:07:56 GMT -5
Team Kendricksen with double dropkicks.
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Post by lodirulz on Nov 10, 2011 18:11:57 GMT -5
Dreamer with a double rotation moonsault.
The ring implodes upon impact.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:14:08 GMT -5
Young goes for the DVD on Sorensen but Sorensen lands on his feet and hits the Jet Power Northern Lights Suplex.
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Dreamer breaks it up but then gets dragged out of the ring the same masked man who attacked Jerry Lynn last week. Kendrick comes in and goes for a superkick on Young but Young ducks and Kendrick nails Sorensen! Young throws Kendrick outside and hits the DVD on Sorensen.
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JB: Here are your winners, Eric Young and Tommy Dreamer!
Tenay: Young takes advantage of the miscommunication between Sorensen and Kendrick to get the win. West: Well he wouldn’t be in that spot if someone didn’t attack Tommy Dreamer. Tenay: Hey, wait now!
Dreamer comes back in the ring and gets in Young’s face.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Lisa Marie Varon!
That's One-Half-Of-The-TNA-Women's-Tag-Team-Champions Lisa Marie Varon to you, sweetie. Don't forget that.
Right.
Tonight, you and ODB take on Daffney and Taylor Wilde. Considering that you have a history with Daffney-
Which is why I've got such a big problem with all of this, Christy. Daffney abuses poor Taylor on a regular basis, and then everything is supposed to just be hunky-dory and Taylor gets one win and all of a sudden she's supposed to be a contender. I have a huge problem with that, especially since I know first-hand how Daffney works.
But let me tell you what is going to happen. Tonight, ODB and I are going to beat Daffney and Taylor, and then whoever decides to come for our titles, well....
LMV notices somebody coming from the opposite direction an her face gets a look of "Oh boy, here we go" as....
Sorry to interrupt, Lisa, but I have to register a semi-formal complaint.
See, I've noticed that for the past few weeks, there has been a noticible lack of Freakzilla on iMPACT!. An' I got a big problem with that! NOBODY ignores a multiple time world champion! NOBODY!
So let me take a minute out of my not-very-busy schedule to make something clear: I've had to sit on the sidelines and watch Vince Russo try to unleash chaos on TNA where chaos should not be. WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT IT SUCKS!!!!
So Russo, I'm gonna make a little revelation of my own right now: Sting's still the champion after Turning Point, I'm comin' after HIM, I'm comin' after D'Angelo Dinero, and I'm comin' after you. Scott Steiner says it, and Scott Steiner is gonna make it happen, because it's time that Big Poppa Pump made TNA HIS domain again!!!!
Steiner does his signature arm-flexing and walks off. LMV shrugs.
As I was saying, anybody comes after these belts, they're in for a very rude awakening.
Now if you'll excuse me, Christy, ODB and I need to take care of a little business.
LMV walks off.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:18:40 GMT -5
Impact comes back from commercial to show the ring set up with a table covered with cakes and a pot of tea.
West: What's going on, Tenay? We having a tea party and nobody invited me? Tenay: I dunno.
Daffney comes out dressed as the Mad Hatter, complete with tiny top hat.
Tenay: What is this? I thought Halloween was last week. West: For this girl every day is Halloween.
Daffney enters the ring and takes a seat, setting the Women's title belt down on the table.
I promised Mickie that you and I would have a little chat. But I really had to make sure a do it properly. After all this is a celebration. But why don't we start at the beginning. And when we reach the end...stop. Come on out here and have some tea, okay?
Mickie, dressed in jeans and wearing a t-shirt showcasing Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, walks to the ring.
OK I'm here. But if a mouse pops out of that teapot, I'll be gone so fast, you won't know what just happened.
Wow, look at that. I guess we really do think alike. Come, sit. Have some more tea.
Why thank you.
Mickie pours herself a cup and takes a sip.
I have to say Daffney, it sure was kind of you to invite. Especially since we'll be beating the hell out of each other in the six sides of steel at Turning Point and all.
This is REALLY good tea, by the way.
Mhm. You know I loved Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. My aunt used to read them to me. And those I would imagine having tea with the Hatter when my uncle would come in and...well that's not important. But it occurs to me that you really are like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole, entering a world you don't fully understand. Of course it could always be interperated that Alice was unsatisfied with the world she was given so invented one of her own. I know what that's like. The long and short of it is this. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I don't know. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Why, I have no idea. Nobody does. It's one of the inherent mysteries. Like why you continue to deny the obvious. But like I said, we need to start at the beginning. What is this really about? It isn't about this title. Not entirely. If I truly believed that then I'd just give it to you. No, it's something more than that. So here's an idea. What do you think of little old me. Paint me a picture of myself through your eyes.
What do I think of you? Well for starters, you're insane.
Really? You're still going to persist with that narrow viewpoint.
Truth hurts, huh?
But for as crazy as you are, there's another side not many other people can see. I know that somewhere in your deranged mind, Shannon is still in there. And that's the part of you I feel sorry for.
The little girl who lost her innocence at a young age, she was your first and worst victim, Daffney. Sure, what you've done to people like Lauren, Taylor, Madison, it was pretty bad. But what you did to poor little Shannon...
So how do I feel about you? A mixture of hatred, disgust...
And just a little bit of pity.
Well heres the funny thing. I could say the exact same thing about you. And here's the real truth. You love this as much as I do. You could have left me in the asylum to rot. And yet you didn't. And it wasn't for the honor of beating me, it wasn't for revenge or any of that nonsense. You wanted the blood and the fury and the chaos as much as I do. There's no pointing denying it. I mean we're all mad here. Some of us more than most.
Mickie chuckles slightly.
That's good, Daff. I thought we were past this by now.
Read my lips.
I am nothing like you. Unlike you, I have moral boundaries. Unlike you, I'm not a monster. Unlike you, I don't take pleasure in other people's suffering, nor do I attempt to cause people suffering for my own amusement.
So come off it Shannon. It's time to end this little game once and for all.
HEHEHEHAHAHA! You really believe that? And all this time I thought it was an act. But deep down you know we're one and the same. Why else would you have let your guard down? I mean did it even occur to you that I could have put anything into that tea? Sleeping powder, LSD, arsenic, anything.
Because you're more of a mind games type of girl. What good would it do you to kill or incapacitate me?
No, you'd rather hurt me mentally, wouldn't you, Shannon? So go on. I'm sure you've been waiting all day for this.
I'm ready. What've you got for me?
You're right of course. Why would I do anything to you? You're too much fun.
Daffney sips from her own teacup.
But I probably should have mentioned that this party isn't just for you. I do have a very important guest.
Daffney pulls out a pocketwatch which she flicks open.
In fact she should be arriving just about now.
Mickie looks confused as Madison makes her way to the ring. Mickie holds out her arms for a hug, but Madison blows her off and takes a mic.
Thank you for inviting me out here, Daffney.
Hello Mickie.
Hey Maddie...
What's wrong? You look surprised to see me.
Well...
You do realize that DAFFNEY is hosting party, don't you?
Yeah, I know she is Mickie. And the way I see it, one Daffney is bad enough.
But I'll be damned if I'm going to allow to of...
Madison gestures towards Daffney.
Two of THAT to run wild here!
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? I'm talking about you, Mickie. Don't you see? You're becoming exactly what you claim not to be.
Daffney is a sick, twisted, crazy woman. She's done horrible things to so many people. You want to see her worst, take a look at Taylor.
But you...
I know you've used mind games in the past. I know you were in therapy for a while. But I thought you were better!
I am better, Madison!
Then why the sledge hammer? Explain it to me. What were hoping to accomplish with that sledgehammer at Bound For Glory?
That was just business, Madison. Business between two old...
"friends."
Business? Is that all? Because to me, it looked like the actions of someone who's finally lost her grip on sanity. Tell me, just what were you planning on doing to Daffney?
Nothing she didn't try to do to you!
Can't you see, Madison? She's the problem here, not me!
*sigh*
I was afraid of this. You're actually convinced yourself, somehow, that by stooping to her level, you're helping the situation.
Can't you see that this is what she wanted?! You've played right into her hands and you're too stubborn to admit it!
Madison, calm down. I didn't even get to use the hammer, so it doesn't matter.
Madison seems unsure whether or not to say anymore, before taking a deep breath...
Mickie, I gave Daffney the hammer.
Mickie looks surprised, as the crowd boos.
B-but... why?
Madison looks like she's about to cry.
I had no choice! I wasn't about to let you turn into her! I did it to save you from yourself!
You know I hate to say "I told you" so but...oh what the hell I'm gonna say it anyway.
Daffney puts on a sing songy voice.
I told you so!
See I realise it. Even your best friend realise it. The only one who doesn't is you. Why do you keep fighting it? You won't have any fun until you embrace it. And the fact that you aren't having as much fun as I am is killing me inside.
Daffney looks mournful and then bursts into laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHUT UP!!!
Madison...
Daffney continues laughing.
I SAID SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!!
Maddy...
Daffney continues laughing, causing Mickie to angrily throw down the mic.
Well look at the time.
Daffney consults her pocketwatch again.
I have a match to prepare for. And so do you. So I guess I better be going.
Daffney stands and lifts the Women's title from the table.
We really should do this again some time. Ta-ta for now!
Daffney exits the ring and heads up the aisle. Mickie stares a hole in her as she goes. Then she turns and throws the table over. In a fit of rage she smashes the cakes and throws the teapot aside, clearing the ring. Madison backs away with a scared look on her face. Mickie comes to her senses but it's too late. Madison shakes her head and walks away leaving Mickie standing alone in the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:21:34 GMT -5
Impact returns with Mickie still standing in the ring.
Tenay: Well Mickie James v Angelina Love is scheduled to take place right now but I dunno if that’s gonna happen.
West: Does that answer your question?
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love! And her opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
Mickie James v Angelina Love 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Nov 10, 2011 18:27:11 GMT -5
Mickie with a scoop slam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:30:02 GMT -5
That's it? No shock? No awe? I wonder why M and I even bother.
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Post by wwe1993 on Nov 10, 2011 18:31:46 GMT -5
I'M SHOCKED! I'M AWED! HOW DARE YOU TWO!Better?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:33:01 GMT -5
Angelina whips Mickie into the ropes but Mickie comes off with a Thesz Press. Mickie waits for Angelina to get to her feet and hits the Mickie-DT!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mickie James!
Tenay: Well Mickie wins but I gotta know what’s going through her mind right now. West: That is a question would love to know the answer to.
*Taylor Wilde is backstage, humming to herself.*
One, two Coming for you.
Three, four. Knocking on the tag champs door.
Five, six. Beating those chicks.
Seven, eight. Winning the titles will be oh so great.
Ooh, I can't wait. Those two girls, they think they're so tough. They think that just because they beat Leather 'n Lace, that they're the toughest girls in this company.
Poor, little, stupid girls.
They don't know anything about being tough. They don't know about warfare. What Daffney and I went through, the battles we had, everything we put ourselves through... we've experienced what those two girls could only dream about.
*Taylor lifts her arm, outlining a scar.*
This is from the final match we had back before my eyes were opened. This scary tells a story, it has history, and this will always be a part of me. Oh, Lisa has her scars. ODB has more scars than I care to count. But this scar, this story, it means more than they will ever know. And this is why I can't lose tonight.
Lisa and ODB have been teaming for what, two-three months? Maybe four? Daffney and I have known each other inside and out for over two years. We've seen each other at our highest and our lowest. We've loved, we've hated, we've kissed, we've fought, we've done it all. There's a connection between us, there's a familiarity that no other team, man or woman has. Because love, true love, really does conquer all.
My cuddle bunny has her match with Mickie James, she has her glorious battle ahead of her. And even if Jeff Jarrett won't admit it, I have my match against Lisa and ODB for the titles. Tonight's just a preview, a teaser trailer for what's to come soon enough. When I hold those titles and make my cuddle bunny proud.
See you out there girls. You're gonna need all the help you can get.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Nov 10, 2011 18:33:06 GMT -5
Not sure who to vote for here.
Edit... damn my slow reading skills. Don't be too disheartened, many aren't here yet to read it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:35:05 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, OBD and Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: And their opponents, Taylor Wilde and the TNA Women’s Champion, Daffney!
Tenay: Apparently it is official. Taylor Wilde will challenge for the Women’s Tag Team titles with a partner of her choosing. West: It’s not gonna be Daffney is it? Tenay: I dunno but I don’t think so. We shall have to wait and see.
Daffney and Taylor Wilde v ODB and Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Nov 10, 2011 18:36:34 GMT -5
Taylor with a takedown
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Nov 10, 2011 18:36:39 GMT -5
Daffney with the DaffNeys
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 18:36:50 GMT -5
Honestly, I'm very pleased with that Mickie/Madison exchange.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:48:05 GMT -5
Taylor hits a standing dropkick on ODB but when she goes for the Wilde side ODB counters out of it. ODB goes to tag LMV but Daffney comes round and yanks Lisa off the apron. ODB is distracted by this long enough to face victim to the Wilde Side!
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JB: Here are your winners, Daffney and Taylor Wilde!
Tenay: Well I am eager to see who Taylor’s partner will be tomorrow night. West: You don’t think Daffney will pull double duty do you? Tenay: I don’t think so. But fact is Taylor has now pinned both halfs of the tag team champions.
Ken, what am I supposed to do, Jarrett stuck me in this match and expects me to fight these lunatics, I mean, sure, Russo's just a writer, but he's still a pretty big guy and I haven't wrestled in months and . . .
Brooke pulls out a paper bag and starts hyperventilating into it.
Brooke, sweetie, calm down, don't panic, Joe and I can handle this, just breathe, look, Russo may have brainwashed those two freaks, but all that means is their minds are clouded and they're off their game mentally, besides, Joe and I have each other's back and we have yours.
Joe and I may not be going bowling together anytime soon, but we respect each other and we have mutual interests, plus after last week, we owe them a massive beatdown, and I wanna soften Sting up for tomorrow, so don't worry, babe, we're not going to let anything happen to you tonight.
That's why I love you, Kenny.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 10, 2011 18:51:15 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
JB: His partners, Brooke Adams and Mr Anderson!
JB: And their opponents, Vince Russo, D’Angelo Dinero, and the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Sting, The Revelation!
Tenay: Well I still dunno what Jeff Jarrett is thinking here. West: I dunno. Maybe he put Russo in there so Anderson and Joe could beat the hell out of him. Tenay: You think? West: Maybe.
Sting, D'Angelo Dinero and Vince Russo v Mr Anderson, Samoa Joe and Brooke Adams 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by wwe1993 on Nov 10, 2011 18:53:07 GMT -5
Joe and Anderson beat on Russo.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Nov 10, 2011 18:54:05 GMT -5
Ms tessmacher with a low blow to Russo while the ref is distracted by a duck.
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