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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Oct 21, 2011 16:32:39 GMT -5
I never watch things on time and hate when i hear it here before i do(cause sometime i have to do promos before i get to the actual shows.)
I know it isnt the rule, just showing courtesy to those that havent watched it yet... because if they haven't, it still spoils it for them.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2011 16:59:01 GMT -5
I must say this though.....Roode vs. The Champ....You know TNA can't pass on this, even though they can f*** it up
TNA doesn't f*** up hype, they just f*** up execution
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 21, 2011 19:11:52 GMT -5
Finished my promos for the show tomorrow. Anybody want to be a guest on Eric's Explanations?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2011 19:15:05 GMT -5
I volenteer either Dreamer or the introduction of my new stable
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 21, 2011 19:16:23 GMT -5
Cool. I'll pm you now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 22, 2011 12:16:41 GMT -5
I'm sorry but I can't do the show tonight. I'm gonna have to do it tomorrow. Sorry about that.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 22, 2011 12:22:23 GMT -5
That's fine, PN. Gives M, BB, and I time to finish our promo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2011 15:38:02 GMT -5
Sweet. Now I have time to do that promo I was planning for Crimson.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 23, 2011 2:19:39 GMT -5
Longest reigning champions:
TNA Championship: Brutus Magnus X Division: Christopher Daniels Tag Team: Beer Money Women's: Daffney Legends: TIE - Mr. Anderson and Bobby Lashley Women's Tag: Leather and Lace (Longest Overall)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 7:31:29 GMT -5
Sweet. Now I have time to do that promo I was planning for Crimson. UPDATE: I didn't do the promo...
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Oct 23, 2011 11:09:27 GMT -5
M and BB, you'll have to finish our promo. I've got a ton of things to do outside this afternoon, sorry.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:01:27 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we have a packed night ahead of us. West: Yeah, we’ve got three #1 contender matches and a tag title match all here tonight. Tenay: But we kick things off with the Legends Champion in action.
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
*Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring, a smug look on his face. As he gets to ringside, he orders referee Jackson James to hold the ropes open for him. Magnus steps inside the ring before grabbing the mic from Christy.*
Don't get your panties in a bunch biride, because right now Mag Daddy's talking.
A few short months ago, Brutus Magnus did what no one thought possible. I entered King of the Mountain, I took on four other men, and I ended Samoa Joe's reign as champion. Time and time again, the Mag Daddy proves that he's the best talent that this company has to offer, he's the best techincal wrestler, he's the most charismatic wrestler, and lest we forget, he's the man with the dashing good looks and chiseled physique.
*As if to prove this, Magnus lowers his shades and smiles at Christy, who simply rolls her eyes.*
Try to control yourself there Christy. I know being this close to Mag Daddy has you all hot and bothered, but you are a professional. Or at least that's what I'm told.
Now tonight, the Mag Daddy has a match against the current Legend's Champion, Tommy Dreamer. You may remember Dreamer from such films as Gorillas In The Mist, Supersize Me, and of course, Planet Of The Apes. You may also remember him as some poor wanker who wrestled in Philadelphia for a few years, beating up on other poor saps with trashcans and lightbulbs and whatever else their demented little minds could come up with. And a very select few of you may remember that he was actually in this company!
Yes, strange as it may be, Bound For Glory was not the first time Dreamer stepped into a TNA ring. No, the lad's been in this company for a while now. It's just that ever since he made his debut about two years ago, he's done nothing worth mentioning. I don't think the lad even won a match this year before this PPV. Now, it may seem like I'm belittling my opponent, and I am. Because this piece of crap, who has done NOTHING OF NOTE!, is now a champion. He has a title that belongs to better wrestlers! To better athletes! To ME! I realize Eric Young and Tommy Mercer are competing for the next shot, but quite frankly Mercer just lost the title, and in my world we don't give losers a second chance. Losers have to work their way back up the ladder, and Tommy Mercer needs to redeem himself before he gets another shot. At least, that's how it SHOULD be. I don't know what Management is thinking these days.
Tommy Dreamer, I know you fancy yourself a brawler. And while I would love nothing more than to beat you pillar to post and prove myself to be your superior, I'm going to win tonight's match doing what I do best: Pure Wrestling. I'm going to show the world that I deserve to have that belt around my gorgeous waist, because Brutus Magnus without a championship belt is a crime against humanity. Now get out here and take your beating like a man.
*Magnus hands the mic back to Christy as he begins warming up for his match.*
JB: His opponent, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Tommy Dreamer!
Tommy Dreamer v Brutus Magnus 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:03:39 GMT -5
Yeah, I dunno why Christy is out there either. But Hayden never got back to me and it would have messed with the promo too much to alter it on my own.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:07:54 GMT -5
Hello? Anybody there?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2011 16:09:10 GMT -5
Dreamer with a "Damn I Should Have Promo'd" Punch BTW, Expect a TNA.com exclusive of Erics Explanations
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:13:47 GMT -5
Magnus gets Dreamer on his shoulders for the Tormentum but Dreamer gets out and hits the Spicolli Driver on Magnus! 1… 2… 3! JB: Here is your winner, Tommy Dreamer! Tenay: The Legends Champion picks up the win here. West: And we’ll find out later tonight who his opponent will be at Turning Point. EARLIER TODAY... *Traci is shown in the back. She appears to be fixing a sandwhich as Lacey walks on screen.* Hey, Traci. Um... what are you doing?Just fixing this sandwhich.Isn't it a little early to be eating? Oh, its not for me.Really?! *Lacey reaches for the sandwhich but Traci smacks her hand.* Ow! Its not for you either. Oh.. well, that's ok too... i guess. Besides, I thought you said it was 'too early' to eat.Early for you. But its never too early for me. I'm always hungry. But I probably wouldn't have liked it anyway. What's in it?Corn beef on periwinkle w/ dill pickle... and light mayomnaise. Really?! That's like my favorite sandwhich ever!! Are you sure its not for me?Trust me, I'm sure. Its for Mr. Sobol. I've been given some inside information, that as odd as it may seem, that this too is HIS favorite item for consumption as well. Chris? Why is he getting it?!I'm a little worried as to why you call him by his first name... but it matters not. Why? Because, dear, he's the VP of operations here at TNA. He's the chairman on the board of directors who decides who runs this show. This... *holds up the sandwhich, now wrapped in saran wrap* ... is to help butter him up as I make my case. Now, I know I can make a compelling enough arguement without the need of such cheap tactics, but I figure I may as well better my odds. *Lacey's stomache rumbles* Can you make me one too?No time for that now. Come, we have to head over to TNA Headquarters right away. We need to make haste.I'd rather we 'make sandwich'... *Lacey follows Traci out of the room as the scene fades.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:16:37 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chelsea, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
JB: And her opponent, from the Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
Tenay: Well this is an interesting contest between two Knockouts trying to build momentum. West: Well Velvet beat Sarita last week but Hamada been on a bit of a losing streak. So we’ll see.
Velvet Sky v Hamada 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:24:01 GMT -5
Again, anyone there?
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Post by wwe1993 on Oct 23, 2011 16:28:46 GMT -5
Sky with an STD (Sky Time Driver)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Oct 23, 2011 16:32:35 GMT -5
Velvet goes for a DDT but Hamada counters into a Northern Lights Suplex!
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Velvet kicks out. But no sooner does she get to her feet than she is attacked by Katy Lee and Sarita.
Tenay: Hey, what the hell is this about?
Sarita and Katy Lee beat down Velvet but Hamada jumps in and helps Velvet fight them off. Hamada lifts Sarita up fior the Hamada Driver but Katy Lee pull her off and the two of them escape up the ramp.
Tenay: Well Katy Lee and Sarita living to fight another day but I dunno why they were out here in the first place. West: They want to make a statement. After Vevlet's fluke win last week... Tenay: Fluke? You call that a fluke? West: I'm just saying.
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