The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 18, 2011 0:56:35 GMT -5
(we see Lanny Poffo heading back towards his car when Jerry Fish runs into him) Jerry - For the 2nd time Lanny, you have interfered in The Sam and The Great Warriors business, allowing Warrior to lose. Do you fear their reaction come the ppv? Poffo - Listen Jerry, I've been getting involved in their business because I'm sending a message. The Sam likes to say I am too old and a has been. But I'm showing them that when it comes to this match at NotWZ, I am going to make sure The Sam leaves that arena in a platypus suit.
THERE HE IS!!!
(suddenly from out of the shadows comes The Great Warrior who attacks Lanny Poffo. The Great Warrior is mauling Poffo as Jerry Fish runs off and calls for security. The Great Warrior stops as The Sam casually walks up to a beaten and bloody Poffo.)
The Sam - You got it wrong Poffo. We're not waiting until the PPV. We lack the virtue. But remember this Poffo. If you want to play dirty? That's fine. Because I can play twice as dirty. And come the PPV. It'll be you walking out the Platypus.
(suddenly security run up and hold The Great Warrior and The Sam back as EMT's check on Poffo.)
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 18, 2011 2:21:32 GMT -5
Good evening WWCF galaxy and more to the point Colt and Brainbuster. Your probably wondering where I am as I clearly wasn't Niteraw tonight or else would have booted Enigma off the stairs to the Catwalks *camera zooms out to reveal a morgue* Ahh I love the cold air of a morgue where science and the decesed meet, reminds me of my days as teacher. Your probably wonder why i'm here though *he says pulling the sheet off of a body in the center of the room, the body is wearing a Colt t-shirt and has an odd symbols craved outward from where his heart was* Another sacrifice, but there is so much you can learn about a guy from there corpse. Obviously this dull minded person was a Colt fan, not the wisest of choices to wear around me. In his hair, are bits of rocks possibly asphalt from when he hit the parking lot ground after all he hit the ground quite hard during that Scrambler. His pupils dialated, probably explans the crass remarks aimed at me drunk or high you be the judge. either way hes dead now. So you see this is what happens when you get in my way be it Colt, Brainbuster or You Pumkin King, you see you kidnapped my best friend for "fun" so I sacrificed this man for "fun". As for you Colt/Brainbuster, your move.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 18, 2011 2:35:25 GMT -5
*WWCF.com Exclusive*
The Great Warrior has failed a drug test taken on 17/10/11 at the Niteraw Taping. Mr. The Great Warrior will be suspended for 30 days as a result. This is The Great Warriors first offense.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 18, 2011 10:22:59 GMT -5
On my loss to Ryan Blood thanks to his magical fruit of a father, I don't have much to say other than Ryan, you owe me a rematch when you win the world title at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. Oh and if I ever run into your dad, I can safely tell you that he won't be doing any more magic tricks looking like The Black Knight from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.
But because of that, I am in a triple threat match for the Interforums Title against two people who I don't have any hatred towards.
General, your relationship with that magical windup monkey has always given me a good laugh. But your talents, espescially when dealing with situations of no rules, is second to none. You have earned the honor of being the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in WWCF History and coming from the first Hardcore Champion to hold the belt for more than a week, that should tell you something. So I definately will not be taking you lightly.
Gus, you've been my friend and ally since day one and when others (like Jonathan Michaels and Viva) had turned their backs on me, you were still there. I wish we could have held those tag titles, but it was not meant to be. So as a friend and confidant, I will advise you to do me one favor. When we wrestle this Monday, don't you dare hold back on me because while we may be friends, this is competition and it would be an insult to me if you did. We are friends outside the ring and normally allies outside the ring, but come this Monday...........we are opponents and nothing more. You should come into Night of the Wrestling Zombies ready to fight to keep that belt just as I will come to that show ready to add one more belt to my resume and become the new Interforums Champion.
Then after the match, I hope we can still remain friends.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 18, 2011 10:41:12 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho WWCF! It is I your....Corporate Liason: The Pumpkin King!
I will also be your special guest host for Night of Wrestling Zombies!
I'm not just some fop in a costume though! I've also taken it upon myself to be the UN-Official "Morale Officer"
*Three large, burly, thugs appear behind The Pumpkin King, They are dressed in ill-fitting costumes, (A Werewolf Mask, A Skeleton Mask.....and what appears to be a Care BearMask)*
These three.... *Notices the "Care Bear" thug.....*
Really Morris? I told you pick something scary!
"Morris": They was all outta scary costumes. ......and Besides.....Bears IS Scary! *Pinches the bridge of his nose....clearly annoyed; he lets out a DEEP Sigh* These three are here to "assist" me. We're going to make sure eVERYONE has fun at Night of Wrestling Zombies, even if we have to bEAT the joy into you!
Happy Halloween~
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 18, 2011 21:06:43 GMT -5
Well well, seems the Head Detective has finally shaken off the ring rust. Colt, that was a hell of a match, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for your ability. I came out on top though, and as a result, I have earned a shot at the Championship of Honor. Now, this won't be the first time competing for the title. I almost became the second ever champion of honor against Seth Drakin, but the match was interfered with and it cost me my shot. Now once again I step into the ring, however across from me will not be Seth, it won't be somebody I've fought before at all even.
Connor, I've watched you come in to WWCF and start cleaning house. You earned that title the old fashioned way, with hard work and determination. No cheating, no run-ins, just fair and square wrestling. That's exactly what I want to see in a champion. You sir are a model champion and I cannot wait to wrestle you for that title at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
However, don't let my praise get to you. I'm a former Heavyweight champion, and I'm not going to just roll over and let you keep that title so easily. I'm going to give you one hell of a fight. I will give it 110% just like I do in every single one of my matches. You better be ready to face Aaron Enigma, Mr. Mackenzie. I'll be ready to face you, and believe me, when the bell rings to start the match, you and I will steal the show. However, you better Know Your Enemy, Connor, or the Championship of Honor will end up around the waist of the Head Detective.
It's not rocket science, it's elementary. Another WWCF.com exclusive*
What appears to be an amateur camera comes into focus moving through a hallway into a living room.
"So, I've just come in from a jog with my two pups who are dying to join me on the couch to watch some footage."
The voice is Connor Mackenzie's, the two dogs he mentions are the ones he had adopted and shown in the ad Connor did earlier in the month. One dog jumps up onto the couch while the other whines and a hand moves into view of the camera to help it up onto the couch with it's companion. The camera moves and is turned around to look at Connor as he sits down, wearing a pair of navy blue adidas track pants and his customary hoodie.
"Now Aaron. This past Monday I really enjoyed watching you and Colt. Heck of a match. Your return has peaked a curiosity in me that I'm hoping to answer in our match."
Connor moves to grab a bottle of water off of his coffee table to take a swig. Setting it back down he then picks up a pad of paper and a pencil in preparation.
"And while I appreciate the compliment I know full well what frame of mind I need to be in. Aaron you are a former WWCF heavyweight champion after all. It's not elementary, it's just simple fact. As is Colt. Regardless of who won that match on Monday I knew that I was going to be in for one of ,if not the, biggest test since becoming Champion of Honor. I consider this title to be an honor almost as high as claiming the WWCF heavyweight title itself. It comes with prestige, a storied history...a responsibility."
Connor makes a note on his pad of paper then sets it down. Moving his fingers in front of his face, steepling them, he seems to ponder the last part intently before continuing.
"A duty even, to give all of himself to it's defence and still uphold the rules for which this title is based. You can have men like Viva or The Hangman or Punisher, or any thug or tough guy try and beat someone senseless, maybe even ruin their career to try and win a title like the heavyweight championship. You can't do that with this."
Connor holds up the Championship of Honor belt proudly, admiring it before looking back into the camera.
"People like them can't understand the significance of this title. The importance of the things people like you, me, Ryan Blood, Seth Drakin, MPM and so many other holders of this title do. Any common thug can beat a man senseless. A man of pride, of skill, of determination and dedication can beat the Champion of Honor. Skill to know your opponent, pride to respect the rules, determination to give that one hundred and ten percent and dedication to see it all through to the end regardless of the outcome."
Connor sets the belt down, his eyes never leaving the camera.
"Men like you and I, Aaron Enigma, are what this title was meant for. So come NOTWZ, I look forward to you bringing that one hundred and ten percent because I wouldn't expect any less myself. Come win or lose though in the end we will be able to hold our heads high in front of all those people and know that we're both men of honor. And like I said earlier. It's not elementary. It's simply fact."
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 18, 2011 22:51:58 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 23:14:01 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Oct 18, 2011 23:20:54 GMT -5
I think it's starting to sink in for all the WWCF superstars...THAT SMOKIN VOKOUN MEANS BUSINESS!!!! One legend after another and I just keep winning. Charlie Sheen has nothing on me..WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING!!!! I list just keeps growing and growing, the names are piling up. I get to add you Bergman, to my list. I've already pinned Evil M a year and a half ago...but I haven't beaten you yet. Until tonight. And I didn't just beat you Bergman...I DESTROYED YOU!!!!! How sure your faster than me..you probably know more moves than I do.....but you can't fight me toe to toe...IT'S JUST NOT F***ING POSSIBLE!!!! HEHEHE!!! Hell....even your own tag team partner didn't want anything to do with you. What was that all about huh? I mean, I know nobody likes you Bergman, but I didn't think someone would rather take a loss...than to team up with you. And hey...it's not MY fault you have bad aim. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And think about it Bergman, next Monday night. Night of the Wrestling Zombies, October 25th. You have to face me again. Doesn't that make you want to hang yourself? Does that make you sleepless at night? Does the idea of going in the ring with me again, make you want to leave professional wrestling? Well.....it better. Because what you saw tonight...and Evil M this also directed at you....what you all saw tonight...is NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO BOTH YOU NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!!! I'm the hottest thing in this company...I CAN'T BE STOPPED AND I WON'T BE STOPPED!!!! I'M THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! Not just in the WWCF..BUT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!! ME!!!! I'M THE GREATEST NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!!!! AND NEXT MONDAY NIGHT BERGMAN, NEXT MONDAY NIGHT EVIL M YOU TWO LOSERS ARE GOING TO BOW DOWN TO ME!!!! I WILL SEEK AND DESTROY NOT JUST YOUR WRESTLING CAREERS BUT YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Heh, maybe I am getting up there in age because it feels like I've heard this all before.
You see Smokey, you're right, you did beat me on Monday. I give you all the credit for doing so. I understand how dangerous you are Vokoun, but to say you destroyed me? Let's go to the books*Pulls A Dictionary off the shelf* Dare, Destiny, ah yes Destroy. Ahem... A verb from Latin meaning to put an end to; extinguish. Now, let's see, am I extinguished or ended, the answer there is no, so it would appear you know not of what you speak Smokey.
Now, let's go over this idea that I'm not versed in the hardcore arts like you and M are. I won my first title in this company after hitting the world champion in the head with a frying pan. I was the last person to ever lose the WWCF Hardcore title under 24/1 rules when I was DDT'd by Cthulhu and pinned at 8:59 with the rule expected to expire at 9:00pm. Nov. 24th, 2008 at In Your Apartment 1 I was 1 minute away from holding a title until Nite-Raw on my first PPV.
Then at King Of Wrestlecrap in 2009 I got a shot at the inter-forum title in a ladder war with Above Average, I put myself through a glass table in an attempt to win the world title at Serious Business, I competed as a world champion in The Chamber of Horrors at NOTWZ, I've been in two Wargames matches, and by god I fought a Cajun on a beach in parts unknown.
You think a fight with you scares me? Hell, you couldn't scare a 5 year-old with a chronic fear of sucky wrestling. You're a joke Vokoun. You win battles along the way, I end wars.
I know what this means to you, but do you know what this means to me? It's validation. I was told that my reign as Hardcore Champion doesn't count. Do you understand how that can eat a man up inside? I've spent many a night replaying that attack by Cthulhu in my head wondering what I could had done different, I was a young rookie then but I'm a wiser man now. In fact, the last time I made a mistake was in the IF title match with Above Average. Then I beat him at Gookermania on the biggest ever in the main event.
I haven't challenged for the hardcore title since that day I lost it Vokoun, but you need to know that I will not stop on Monday. I'm coming for that belt of yours and M, if you are out there let it be known you aren't getting off easy either. I have no respect for cowards like you M, it appears your more Yellow Belly than Yellow Jacket.
So Vokoun,don't worry about jokin' because I'll be the one laughing my way to the WWCF Hardcore title on Monday. It's gonna be one hell of a punchline.
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 18, 2011 23:23:39 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you.*BB clears his throat* "Hey! Hey Vince! Over here! Yeah, hey. Jason Allen here. Y'know, one of the guys lined up to challenge you for that Tag Team Title you're carrying around your waist? How ya doing? Vincent, I don't want you getting ahead of yourself. After all, Colt and I have a duty...no, a moral OBLIGATION here, and that is to put you and Dupoe down like a couple of rabid dogs and take those titles from you. I don't know Colt. I don't know how he thinks or how he works. But I'm fairly confident that he likes gold. And I'm ready to make a name for myself. What better way than by knocking off the figurative Emperor himself?"
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 18, 2011 23:48:44 GMT -5
Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you. *BB clears his throat* "Hey! Hey Vince! Over here! Yeah, hey. Jason Allen here. Y'know, one of the guys lined up to challenge you for that Tag Team Title you're carrying around your waist? How ya doing? Vincent, I don't want you getting ahead of yourself. After all, Colt and I have a duty...no, a moral OBLIGATION here, and that is to put you and Dupoe down like a couple of rabid dogs and take those titles from you. I don't know Colt. I don't know how he thinks or how he works. But I'm fairly confident that he likes gold. And I'm ready to make a name for myself. What better way than by knocking off the figurative Emperor himself?" Okay, look, because I'm only going to address this once. You? I don't know you. You look to be a formidable up and comer, and you look to have made a name for yourself early... but you've never been in the ring with me. I'm going to f*** you up. And it's not personal, and there are no intentions behind it, it's just that I'm the best at what I do, and you, while being VERY, VERY good, you're just not as good as I am. Yeah, that's an opinion. You're absolutely correct.
But let's look at the facts. I don't think I've lost in about two months. Ryan Blood wouldn't even let me get near the WWCF Championship tournament because he knows god damn good and well that I'm a lock, and I don't blame him. He's part of the problem.
Colt, well... this was before your time, but Colt put me out. He hurt me. He broke both of my legs. I needed reconstructive surgery, and a lot of physical therapy. I'm fortunate, because I busted my ass. I worked hard. I trained hard, and I studied hard. I am the man I am today because of Colts unfortunate transgressions.
...But that doesn't mean he won't be held accountable. This is my first chance at revenge, and you better believe, Jason, that he's not only going to get A Bedtime Story before his Long Kiss Goodnight, but he might even get a little throwback Viva. He might see a Purple Sticky Punch. A top rope Bio-DOME! even. I will stop at nothing to ruin him. You? You're just collateral at this point.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 19, 2011 0:14:13 GMT -5
I think it's starting to sink in for all the WWCF superstars...THAT SMOKIN VOKOUN MEANS BUSINESS!!!! One legend after another and I just keep winning. Charlie Sheen has nothing on me..WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING!!!! I list just keeps growing and growing, the names are piling up. I get to add you Bergman, to my list. I've already pinned Evil M a year and a half ago...but I haven't beaten you yet. Until tonight. And I didn't just beat you Bergman...I DESTROYED YOU!!!!! How sure your faster than me..you probably know more moves than I do.....but you can't fight me toe to toe...IT'S JUST NOT F***ING POSSIBLE!!!! HEHEHE!!! Hell....even your own tag team partner didn't want anything to do with you. What was that all about huh? I mean, I know nobody likes you Bergman, but I didn't think someone would rather take a loss...than to team up with you. And hey...it's not MY fault you have bad aim. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And think about it Bergman, next Monday night. Night of the Wrestling Zombies, October 25th. You have to face me again. Doesn't that make you want to hang yourself? Does that make you sleepless at night? Does the idea of going in the ring with me again, make you want to leave professional wrestling? Well.....it better. Because what you saw tonight...and Evil M this also directed at you....what you all saw tonight...is NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO BOTH YOU NEXT MONDAY NIGHT!!!!! I'm the hottest thing in this company...I CAN'T BE STOPPED AND I WON'T BE STOPPED!!!! I'M THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! Not just in the WWCF..BUT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!! ME!!!! I'M THE GREATEST NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME!!!! AND NEXT MONDAY NIGHT BERGMAN, NEXT MONDAY NIGHT EVIL M YOU TWO LOSERS ARE GOING TO BOW DOWN TO ME!!!! I WILL SEEK AND DESTROY NOT JUST YOUR WRESTLING CAREERS BUT YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Heh, maybe I am getting up there in age because it feels like I've heard this all before.
You see Smokey, you're right, you did beat me on Monday. I give you all the credit for doing so. I understand how dangerous you are Vokoun, but to say you destroyed me? Let's go to the books*Pulls A Dictionary off the shelf* Dare, Destiny, ah yes Destroy. Ahem... A verb from Latin meaning to put an end to; extinguish. Now, let's see, am I extinguished or ended, the answer there is no, so it would appear you know not of what you speak Smokey.
Now, let's go over this idea that I'm not versed in the hardcore arts like you and M are. I won my first title in this company after hitting the world champion in the head with a frying pan. I was the last person to ever lose the WWCF Hardcore title under 24/1 rules when I was DDT'd by Cthulhu and pinned at 8:59 with the rule expected to expire at 9:00pm. Nov. 24th, 2008 at In Your Apartment 1 I was 1 minute away from holding a title until Nite-Raw on my first PPV.
Then at King Of Wrestlecrap in 2009 I got a shot at the inter-forum title in a ladder war with Above Average, I put myself through a glass table in an attempt to win the world title at Serious Business, I competed as a world champion in The Chamber of Horrors at NOTWZ, I've been in two Wargames matches, and by god I fought a Cajun on a beach in parts unknown.
You think a fight with you scares me? Hell, you couldn't scare a 5 year-old with a chronic fear of sucky wrestling. You're a joke Vokoun. You win battles along the way, I end wars.
I know what this means to you, but do you know what this means to me? It's validation. I was told that my reign as Hardcore Champion doesn't count. Do you understand how that can eat a man up inside? I've spent many a night replaying that attack by Cthulhu in my head wondering what I could had done different, I was a young rookie then but I'm a wiser man now. In fact, the last time I made a mistake was in the IF title match with Above Average. Then I beat him at Gookermania on the biggest ever in the main event.
I haven't challenged for the hardcore title since that day I lost it Vokoun, but you need to know that I will not stop on Monday. I'm coming for that belt of yours and M, if you are out there let it be known you aren't getting off easy either. I have no respect for cowards like you M, it appears your more Yellow Belly than Yellow Jacket.
So Vokoun,don't worry about jokin' because I'll be the one laughing my way to the WWCF Hardcore title on Monday. It's gonna be one hell of a punchline.[/quote] Well well well WELL!!!! Looks like little Bergman has decided to to read off his Hardcore creditably. Like I really give two s***s about what you have to say. Because, all you talk about is getting killed in Hardcore competition. My friend, slipping and falling on glass and just happening to appear in a few tough matches doesn't make you Hardcore. While you talk and talk about taking punishment...I GIVE OUT PUNISHMENT AND I TAKE IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
You see Bergman, just like you, I have a long history with blood and with sweat and with a whole lot of tears. I've sent men to the hospital. Remember Titanothere? WELL I SMOKE BOMBED HIM OFF A LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE. BIG 350 POUND MAN...I PULLED THAT OFF!!!!! Then I...beat The Boiler Room Brawler to win this belt for the very first time. Then I was in a Hell in a Cell Inferno Match...WHERE I SET HEADBANGER MAN ON GOD DAMN FIRE AND MADE HIM FALL 25 FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!! I DID THAT BERGMAN!!!!! NOT YOU!!!! ME!!!! Then...at Gookermania III....I stole the show. I BEAT AMIGO!!!! I BEAT HIM UP SO BAD, THAT HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY!!!! I SMOKE BOMBED HIM THROUGH TWO FLAMING TABLES!!!!!!We both have a lot of respect for each other now. He's tougher than you will be. That's why he's in ViVA Inc. And let me remind you Jazz.....ooops...I mean "Bergman"...I beat Amigo in a Chicago Deathmatch...A MATCH I INVENTED..THAT'S MY MATCH!!! The reason, I came up with it, because there is no man in the state of Texas that's as tough as a street thug from the southside of Chicago.
And then Bergman....my crowning achievement thus far. Gookermania IV. While you choked at Gookermania...I DESTROYED GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!!!!! I BEAT HIM IN AN ALLY FIGHT!!!!! I BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY PULP!!!!!
So.... if you're gonna be one these "legends" that's gonna sit there bad bad mouth my accomplishments and treat me like a non threat....then go ahead. I love hearing that kind of garbage Bergman. Because I've been hearing that all my life. "HE's not skilled enough, he hasn't proved himself" BUT I AM PROVING MYSELF BERGMAN....I'M THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! There's nothing that you or Evil M can do about. See ya....next Monday little man.[/color]
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 0:19:31 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Gus, I don't like having to face you either and let's be honest, if it wasn't for a bunch of tricks from a father to his son, I wouldn't be in this situation.
But you gotta deal with the hand that has been dealt to you so I just want to let you know that I am glad you have elected not to hold back on me because in the spirit of competition, that would truly be the greatest insult to me..........other than attacking my wife (and you know how I deal with those SOBs). And just so you know from this legend, I will not be holding back because as a friend, I know that would insult you.
So just know that while we are friends now, on Monday........it will be every person for himself..............so they can be the Interforums Champion. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you. You even think of getting involved, Gus won't be the only guy you will have to look out for as I will have no problem just snapping your neck like a twig.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Oct 19, 2011 0:36:17 GMT -5
Heh, maybe I am getting up there in age because it feels like I've heard this all before.
You see Smokey, you're right, you did beat me on Monday. I give you all the credit for doing so. I understand how dangerous you are Vokoun, but to say you destroyed me? Let's go to the books*Pulls A Dictionary off the shelf* Dare, Destiny, ah yes Destroy. Ahem... A verb from Latin meaning to put an end to; extinguish. Now, let's see, am I extinguished or ended, the answer there is no, so it would appear you know not of what you speak Smokey.
Now, let's go over this idea that I'm not versed in the hardcore arts like you and M are. I won my first title in this company after hitting the world champion in the head with a frying pan. I was the last person to ever lose the WWCF Hardcore title under 24/1 rules when I was DDT'd by Cthulhu and pinned at 8:59 with the rule expected to expire at 9:00pm. Nov. 24th, 2008 at In Your Apartment 1 I was 1 minute away from holding a title until Nite-Raw on my first PPV.
Then at King Of Wrestlecrap in 2009 I got a shot at the inter-forum title in a ladder war with Above Average, I put myself through a glass table in an attempt to win the world title at Serious Business, I competed as a world champion in The Chamber of Horrors at NOTWZ, I've been in two Wargames matches, and by god I fought a Cajun on a beach in parts unknown.
You think a fight with you scares me? Hell, you couldn't scare a 5 year-old with a chronic fear of sucky wrestling. You're a joke Vokoun. You win battles along the way, I end wars.
I know what this means to you, but do you know what this means to me? It's validation. I was told that my reign as Hardcore Champion doesn't count. Do you understand how that can eat a man up inside? I've spent many a night replaying that attack by Cthulhu in my head wondering what I could had done different, I was a young rookie then but I'm a wiser man now. In fact, the last time I made a mistake was in the IF title match with Above Average. Then I beat him at Gookermania on the biggest ever in the main event.
I haven't challenged for the hardcore title since that day I lost it Vokoun, but you need to know that I will not stop on Monday. I'm coming for that belt of yours and M, if you are out there let it be known you aren't getting off easy either. I have no respect for cowards like you M, it appears your more Yellow Belly than Yellow Jacket.
So Vokoun,don't worry about jokin' because I'll be the one laughing my way to the WWCF Hardcore title on Monday. It's gonna be one hell of a punchline. Well well well WELL!!!! Looks like little Bergman has decided to to read off his Hardcore creditably. Like I really give two s***s about what you have to say. Because, all you talk about is getting killed in Hardcore competition. My friend, slipping and falling on glass and just happening to appear in a few tough matches doesn't make you Hardcore. While you talk and talk about taking punishment...I GIVE OUT PUNISHMENT AND I TAKE IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
You see Bergman, just like you, I have a long history with blood and with sweat and with a whole lot of tears. I've sent men to the hospital. Remember Titanothere? WELL I SMOKE BOMBED HIM OFF A LADDER AND THROUGH A TABLE. BIG 350 POUND MAN...I PULLED THAT OFF!!!!! Then I...beat The Boiler Room Brawler to win this belt for the very first time. Then I was in a Hell in a Cell Inferno Match...WHERE I SET HEADBANGER MAN ON GOD DAMN FIRE AND MADE HIM FALL 25 FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!! I DID THAT BERGMAN!!!!! NOT YOU!!!! ME!!!! Then...at Gookermania III....I stole the show. I BEAT AMIGO!!!! I BEAT HIM UP SO BAD, THAT HE HAD TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY!!!! I SMOKE BOMBED HIM THROUGH TWO FLAMING TABLES!!!!!!We both have a lot of respect for each other now. He's tougher than you will be. That's why he's in ViVA Inc. And let me remind you Jazz.....ooops...I mean "Bergman"...I beat Amigo in a Chicago Deathmatch...A MATCH I INVENTED..THAT'S MY MATCH!!! The reason, I came up with it, because there is no man in the state of Texas that's as tough as a street thug from the southside of Chicago.
And then Bergman....my crowning achievement thus far. Gookermania IV. While you choked at Gookermania...I DESTROYED GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!!!!! I BEAT HIM IN AN ALLY FIGHT!!!!! I BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY PULP!!!!!
So.... if you're gonna be one these "legends" that's gonna sit there bad bad mouth my accomplishments and treat me like a non threat....then go ahead. I love hearing that kind of garbage Bergman. Because I've been hearing that all my life. "HE's not skilled enough, he hasn't proved himself" BUT I AM PROVING MYSELF BERGMAN....I'M THE GREATEST HARDCORE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!!! There's nothing that you or Evil M can do about. See ya....next Monday little man.[/color][/quote] Vokone, calm down Don't make me get out the cube of horror again.
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Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Oct 19, 2011 0:48:17 GMT -5
Ooc: why do I get the feeling that Dupoe given Vokoun shock treatment to get him to shut up? Lol
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 0:50:17 GMT -5
Fred G. Neric is standing backstage: Hello, I'm Fred G. Neric, and with me at this time is the current Inter-Forum Champion, Gus Richlen!The camera pans to show Gus Richlen in an EXTREMELY FOUL MOOD. Shaelin Marie O'Hara is standing next to him. Mr. Richlen, at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, you will be defending your title against the former Hardcore Champion The General Of The Monkey Army and your friend and ally, the former WWCF World Champion and former CEO Seth Drakin. How do you feel?How do I feel?
How do I feel?
How do I feel?!
I'M F***ING PISSED OFF, THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!!
See, apparantly our "Majority Shareholder," in his infinite wisdom, has decided that not only do I have to defend MY Inter-Forum Championship, knowing that the ONE THING I have yet to do is successfully defend a championship in the WWCF, I also have to defend it in what for me might as well be a two-on-one handicap match against two people I never wanted to have to face! AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW I FEEL?
But you know what? For MONTHS I have heard nothing but "Oh, Gus Richlen can't win a match on PPV" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen always chokes in the big matches" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen can never successfully defend a championship" *dismissive hand wave* "Oh, Gus Richlen-" YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M F***ING SICK OF HEARING IT!There is a certain rage in Richlen's eyes that Shaelin can feel, and she is visibly uneasy about all of this. Because at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen WILL win a match on PPV! Gus Richlen WILL win the big match! Gus Richlen WILL successfully defend a championship! And it doesn't matter whether I have to go through the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time or one of THE most decorated veterans and closest allies I have!
Because against the General Of The Monkey Army, I will go through tables, get slapped with steel chairs, get pelted with various household objects, and forced through a hailstorm of the clearance lot merchandise from WWCFShop.com for ONE, count it ONE purpose and one purpose only and that is to remain the Inter-Forum Champion!
And I will go one-on-one with a legend, a friend, an ally, and a warrior in Seth Drakin! And I will hold nothing back: at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies, Gus Richlen will erupt! Gus Richlen will show everyone, and I do mean everyone, the fighting side of me cranked ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way past 9000! Gus Richlen is willing to go to war to remain Inter-Forum Champion and willing to leave THE BIGGEST path of destruction that the WWCF has ever seen and in all likelihood will NEVER SEE AGAIN!
And after it is all said and done, after all the dust has settled, after all the wreckage has been cleared, there will be only ONE! COUNT IT ONE! man left standing above all the mayhem, and that man will be the Lord Of The Machine Shop, The Wisconsin Wunderkind, The Midwestern Consternation, The One And Only Xtreme Machine AND STILL WWCF INTER-FORUM CHAMPION, GUS RICHLEN!!!!
So General, Seth, the two of you had better show up ready for the biggest fight you have ever expected to be in, because if you are not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Xtreme Machine, then there are two Final Judgments with your names on the gift tags that I will be ready to hand down to both of you!
And Viva, I will warn you once and once only: You know damn well that I did not win my Inter-Forum Championship on a fluke, just like none of the other belts I've won or matches I've emerged triumphant from were flukes.
But if you do anything whatsoever to cost me my Inter-Forum Championship, then you will find that there is nowhere for you to go and nothing that you can do, because your Judgment Day will come much faster than you had EVER imagined!
And that...
... is a promise. Gus, I don't like having to face you either and let's be honest, if it wasn't for a bunch of tricks from a father to his son, I wouldn't be in this situation.
But you gotta deal with the hand that has been dealt to you so I just want to let you know that I am glad you have elected not to hold back on me because in the spirit of competition, that would truly be the greatest insult to me..........other than attacking my wife (and you know how I deal with those SOBs). And just so you know from this legend, I will not be holding back because as a friend, I know that would insult you.
So just know that while we are friends now, on Monday........it will be every person for himself..............so they can be the Interforums Champion. Whatever happens, Gussy, you brought on yourself. Remember that. I'm coming for you. You even think of getting involved, Gus won't be the only guy you will have to look out for as I will have no problem just snapping your neck like a twig. Come on, Gary. You can't even beat me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 1:24:05 GMT -5
Gus, I don't like having to face you either and let's be honest, if it wasn't for a bunch of tricks from a father to his son, I wouldn't be in this situation.
But you gotta deal with the hand that has been dealt to you so I just want to let you know that I am glad you have elected not to hold back on me because in the spirit of competition, that would truly be the greatest insult to me..........other than attacking my wife (and you know how I deal with those SOBs). And just so you know from this legend, I will not be holding back because as a friend, I know that would insult you.
So just know that while we are friends now, on Monday........it will be every person for himself..............so they can be the Interforums Champion. You even think of getting involved, Gus won't be the only guy you will have to look out for as I will have no problem just snapping your neck like a twig. Come on, Gary. You can't even beat me. Gary??? Okay, Viva.........you need serious help. And oh yeah, I have beaten you.
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 11:20:24 GMT -5
Come on, Gary. You can't even beat me. Gary??? Okay, Viva.........you need serious help. And oh yeah, I have beaten you. If I remember correctly, Gary, you've beaten Viva Los Bio Dome. He's retired. You're a disgusting and hilarious 0-1 against the man with the plan, Vincent Van Agony. Of course, though, you'd be clinging onto those glory days.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 19, 2011 13:21:22 GMT -5
Gary??? Okay, Viva.........you need serious help. And oh yeah, I have beaten you. If I remember correctly, Gary, you've beaten Viva Los Bio Dome. He's retired. You're a disgusting and hilarious 0-1 against the man with the plan, Vincent Van Agony. Of course, though, you'd be clinging onto those glory days. You really want to go there?? You fought the Puppet Master, not just Seth Drakin............so you are 0-0 against me.
Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it.
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Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Oct 19, 2011 17:00:37 GMT -5
If I remember correctly, Gary, you've beaten Viva Los Bio Dome. He's retired. You're a disgusting and hilarious 0-1 against the man with the plan, Vincent Van Agony. Of course, though, you'd be clinging onto those glory days. You really want to go there?? You fought the Puppet Master, not just Seth Drakin............so you are 0-0 against me.
Sucks when the shoe is on the other foot, doesn't it. The only difference is that you're the same old loser. You haven't changed at all. You just sit there and talk about change. Look at what you did after you lost to Ryan Blood. You asked him for a chance at the belt if he were to win. You never earn anything. You take, and you take, and you take. You called yourself a puppet master, you begged for opportunities you never deserved. You call yourself 'Seth Drakin' now, you beg for opportunities you don't deserve. You're just a Geriatric Gary. Deal with it. The world has passed you by.
Look at what I've accomplished since reinventing yourself. You're dying to follow in my footsteps. The problem is, you can't. You're not good enough.
And if we're getting into semantics, you dropped the 'puppet master' nonsense after Gookermania. I'm the catalyst that brought forth your stupid inconsequential change.
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