bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Feb 22, 2011 0:24:05 GMT -5
Taker needs some instructions for how to prepare for his fate
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 22, 2011 0:25:08 GMT -5
Yes, in 6 weeks either HHH's throat will be slit, or Undertaker will be forced to perform oral sex on Trips. Now there is a tag that will generate buys!!!!!! WWE's version of Feast or Fired |
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 22, 2011 2:37:25 GMT -5
So this is why Dolph Ziggler was trying to contact Brazzers.
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Post by AnActualBear on Feb 22, 2011 2:56:46 GMT -5
I'm laughing so hard at this thread right now.
In fact I almost gagged. I feel Taker may have a similar fate in store.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Feb 22, 2011 3:17:40 GMT -5
Week one: Taker is shown taping his fists. Week two: Taker is shown doing jaw exercises. Week three: Taker is shown eating a cocktail weenie. Week four: Taker is show eating a hot dog. Week five: Taker is shown eating a banana. Week six: Taker is shown eating a Subway $5 Footlong. And then back to the little weenie. ;D Man, this thread is awful... |
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piledriver
Mike the Goon
Pain and destruction are our middle names
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Post by piledriver on Feb 22, 2011 4:26:58 GMT -5
So do you guys think this is going to be a stiff match?
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Feb 22, 2011 5:18:29 GMT -5
*cue "You're The Best Around" by Joe Esposito*
Undertaker tries downing a banana. Gags. Michelle McCool shakes her head in disappoint. Shows Taker how to properly work with the banana. Taker is excited and a 'gong' goes off.
Undertaker tries cupping a couple of golf balls, but keeps fumbling one or the another and in a pit of frustration, squeezes one of the golf balls until it explodes. Michelle shakes head with disappointment and throws down the stopwatch.
Undertaker finally successfully deep throats a banana. McCool stares. Then a zucchini. McCool eyes open wide. Then a kielbasa! McCool smiles, raises her arms and hugs Taker. Then toshi tatsu hi fives him. Only after undertaker unhinges his jaw and eats a schoolbus. A schoolbus, lol? You give Hunter WAY too much credit! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2011 5:22:53 GMT -5
Then toshi tatsu hi fives him. Only after undertaker unhinges his jaw and eats a schoolbus. A schoolbus, lol? You give Hunter WAY too much credit! Undertaker's just preparing in case 2 Cold Scorpio shows up. |
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bob
Backup Wench
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Feb 22, 2011 11:44:18 GMT -5
So do you guys think this is going to be a stiff match? I think it'll be a long and hard one that's for sure |
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Post by derickyuki on Feb 22, 2011 12:25:54 GMT -5
The only way it could get better(?) is if they bring back the Kiss-Cam for the staredown.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 22, 2011 12:33:21 GMT -5
I just hope theres no eye gouging.
God im depraved.
i hope jr calls it
"LITA IS JERKING EDGE OFF...
THE LADDER"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2011 12:35:04 GMT -5
I just hope theres no eye gouging. God im depraved. i hope jr calls it "LITA IS JERKING EDGE OFF... THE LADDER" "HHH unloads on Taker's face with his right hand." ----------- The real question here is - who's going to bury who here? |
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 22, 2011 12:38:08 GMT -5
I just hope theres no eye gouging. God im depraved. i hope jr calls it "LITA IS JERKING EDGE OFF... THE LADDER" "HHH unloads on Taker's face with his right hand." ----------- The real question here is - who's going to bury who here? Are you doubting their athletic ability? I think they'll both dive face first into this battle |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 22, 2011 12:42:03 GMT -5
Clearly there is only one way to figure out who wins this: Having Stephanie and McCool make out.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 22, 2011 15:53:35 GMT -5
I wonder what triple h's exit strategy is.
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Post by flatsdomino on Feb 22, 2011 16:06:58 GMT -5
They're bringing back the Dicks for this angles and breaking them up, and when one sides with 'Taker and one with HHH it'll be billed as "a dick in every corner"
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Feb 22, 2011 16:14:33 GMT -5
They're bringing back the Dicks for this angles and breaking them up, and when one sides with 'Taker and one with HHH it'll be billed as "a dick in every corner" It'll be a flag match and the winner will have to raise his opponents dick in the air and wave it around proudly. |
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Post by milesskylighter on Feb 22, 2011 16:19:01 GMT -5
Special guest referee - Big Dick Johnson.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 22, 2011 16:30:01 GMT -5
thatd be a hell of a training montage.
Undertaker tries downing a banana. Gags. Michelle McCool shakes her head in disappoint. Shows Taker how to properly work with the banana. Taker is excited and a 'gong' goes off.
Undertaker tries cupping a couple of golf balls, but keeps fumbling one or the another and in a pit of frustration, squeezes one of the golf balls until it explodes. Michelle shakes head with disappointment and throws down the stopwatch.
Undertaker finally successfully deep throats a banana. McCool stares. Then a zucchini. McCool eyes open wide. Then a kielbasa! McCool smiles, raises her arms and hugs Taker.And lots of one-handed pushups. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Feb 22, 2011 16:38:20 GMT -5
They're bringing back the Dicks for this angles and breaking them up, and when one sides with 'Taker and one with HHH it'll be billed as "a dick in every corner" A fan caught jumping over the barricade into the ring was arrested and held in custody during WrestleMania XVII in Atlanta, Georgia, after storming the ring soon before the much-anticipated "Dick In Every Corner" match. The fan was later identified as Missy Hyatt, who was later quoted as saying "That was f****** false advertising." |
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