CHIKARA Season 10, Thread 1: A New Hope

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Jan 19, 2011 9:44:39 GMT -5 @vyse said:

First match for Cauldron of Hate:

Prepare to get a heavy duty booty kicking, alley dwellers! BOO-YAH!

[Giul T.]

Another Taylor Mcknight video.

He's got a nice voice and its a pretty cool video.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Jan 19, 2011 22:49:09 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

Another Taylor Mcknight video.

He's got a nice voice and its a pretty cool video.

I'll say it again, complete jackass, but he's incredibly talented.

[Bake Or Die]

1/20/2011: Ya know, as we keep getting closer and closer to the start of Season 10 in Philly this Sunday, I keep waiting to get the call that Da Soul Touchaz have smartened up and backed out of our trios match. Except every day, the call isn't coming. And then I realized something – I shouldn't be surprised, because those 3 idiots don't have anyone around to do their thinking for them anymore.
Ya see, back in November, the BDK did what we do best and settled the issue between us and Da Soul Touchaz. We ripped out the heart of your little family when Sara Del Rey dropped that grenade Dymond right on top of her cheap weave, and jammed her spine up like a Slinky. Dymond was like the mother of your stupid family, always cheering you on and taking care of you when the BDK got done smacking you around. But even she smartened up, ran home to her real family, and decided that she wasn't ever coming back to CHIKARA, because the BDK run things around here!



And then, while you three were on the ground being typically helpless, the “brains” of your operation decided he was going to put up a fight to protect his precious wifey. Hey C.Red – that was a pretty stupid move for someone who thinks he's so smart. Ares DDT'd him on top of those ugly cornrows (P.S. – Cornrows? Really? You're like 40, bro.) and had my man Tursas put the final nail in everything by flying off the 2nd rope and crushing C.Red's C.Ribs, even stirring up some internal bleeding for bonus points! And when the “brains” of your operation – the guy who took care of all your travel, all your finances, the guy who watched all the tapes and plotted all your strategies for you – decided it was time to head for the hills, you 3 MENSA candidates should've followed right behind and never came back.

And yet here we are, just a few days away and Da Soul Touchaz insist that they're coming to Philly to get their revenge. Do you three even know how to tape your own wrists? Let alone rent a car?!?! More importantly, has the message we sent in November really not sunk in? WE ARE GOING TO KEEP HURTING YOU UNTIL YOU LEAVE CHIKARA. Show up this Sunday, and at least one of you isn't making it home in one piece. All 3 of you will end up getting dealt with, most likely. You've got kids, and wives, and families back home, right? Willie is probably 2 punches away from a free sandwich at Subway. Is this really worth the risk? We ripped out your heart, and we crushed your brains. All that's left is a bunch of dumb muscles with no direction. You want some direction, boys?


Turn around and get as far from The BDK as you possibly can.

LD



The second team has been added to King Of Trios

[Giul T.]

Outside of the general incorrectness of the blog. Its Lince Dorado, I don't find him intimidating for two reasons in this case. ONe he took the fall at TSPCTJL, and he's constantly taking the hardest hits in his matches.

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[Bake Or Die]

Jan 20, 2011 14:14:39 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

I love that they're probably slowly building up to some big showdown between Eddie & Claudio

[Bake Or Die]

Added to Clutch of Doom

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Jan 20, 2011 16:58:58 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Added to Clutch of Doom

Sweet! Glad to see Boyer's getting back in the game. I was a huge fan, and was seriously bummed he had apparently decided to hang it up. Glad to see Generation 3(I think that was the nickname) back again.

[Bake Or Die]

[Bake Or Die]

Added to the card for Caught in a Cauldron of Hate & for the Young Lions Cup

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Jan 21, 2011 7:01:18 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

They probably want the other parts as well. Four videos telling us what the hell has been happening. Props.







EDIT: And a fan made video that's actually making the rounds from the guys.

[Bake Or Die]

Jan 21, 2011 14:10:03 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Jan 21, 2011 7:01:18 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

They probably want the other parts as well. Four videos telling us what the hell has been happening. Props.







EDIT: And a fan made video that's actually making the rounds from the guys.

Part 2 was the only one that was up on Youtube when I posted.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Rich Swann, eh? Not bad. Not a huge fan of the guy, but he IS impressive, I'll admit. Just a bit bland.

[Steveweiser]

Jan 21, 2011 19:55:08 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

Rich Swann, eh? Not bad. Not a huge fan of the guy, but he IS impressive, I'll admit. Just a bit bland.

You should see the latest DGUSA video of him trying to impress Taylor and Gargano with a new theme song. Pretty funny. He claims he goes out on the street wearing his ring gear.

[Steveweiser]

Good job by Dr. Keith on the pre-game show.

[Steveweiser]

Thanks to @mushroomjones for the live report...

Season Ten debut is off and running with Team FIST taking on the brand new Osirian Portal. Gresham is Hieracon, a falcon. Hieracon with the pin on Icarus at 18:03 for an Osirian Portal victory.

Daizee Haze steals one from Madison Eagles who had an impressive showing.

A video just showed in the Arena saying It's Time and the shadows of something. Curious.

Grudge match time as the Roughnecks, Grizzly Redwood & Brodie Lee take on the Throwbacks, Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton. Roughnecks with a double team boot on Dasher for the victory.

Trios action as the BDK - Sara del Rey, Tursas & Lince Dorado take on Da Soul Touchaz. Lince unmasked himself, threw the mask to Willie only to be seen by the ref Derek Sabato who DQd Da Soul Touchaz.

Back from intermission as the Batiri take on Incoherence with points in play. At 7:44 the Batiri connect with a lung blower/leaping DDT on Hallowicked for the win but there is chaos.

We're right into Kizarny taking on Ultramantis Black. At 3:10 Ultramantis Black wins by DQ after a 4 on 1 beating from Kizarny & his Dark Army. Sabato allowed the beating for some time before noticing Director of Fun Wink Vavasseur watching before calling for the bell. Mantis laid down the challenge for a 6 man tag next month with Incoherence against the Dark Army.

Singles action as El Generico takes on Eddie Kingston. Two backfists preceeded by a Saito suplex at 17:41 gives Kingston the hard fought win over Generico.

Main event time as the BDK - Claudio Castagnoli, Ares, Delirious & Tim Donst take on Jigsaw, Mike Quackenbush, Fire Ant & Soldier Ant. Double stomp off the top by Jigsaw on Tim Donst at 18:59 give the Technicos the victory over the BDK.

[Classy Lady]

I hung up a phone on Icarus.

Discuss.

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Jan 23, 2011 16:53:13 GMT -5 Classy Lady said:

I hung up a phone on Icarus.

Discuss.

Now I love you.

[Square]

Jan 23, 2011 16:53:13 GMT -5 Classy Lady said:

I hung up a phone on Icarus.

Discuss.

Why did he call you?