CHIKARA Season 10, Thread 1: A New Hope

[Angus Mcloud]

Feb 14, 2011 15:17:17 GMT -5 W?Y said:

Best part of that tag match, other than the German suplex, was when Daizee had Saeed in the camel clutch, and she did so while giving the BDK symbol.

I think it's cool that the podcast will have full matches, though I wonder what this will do for business, giving away whole matches free.

It seems there trying to maybe make the gogo more of a tv show. It can only help showing people full matches.

[Deleted]

Team 7 at King of Trios:


and a new blog by UMB:
2/15/2011: It has recently come to my attention that Director Of Fun pro tempore W. Vavasseur has hatched the brilliant idea to anoint an "official" champion here in CHIKARA. Apparently, the good director is soliciting opinions, votes as it were, from the wrestlers themselves regarding who specifically from the roster is deserving to compete for such a prestigious and long-awaited title. Now, it is my understanding that no wrestler can endorse him or herself in this unique campaign, and with this stipulation, I have no qualms. So it is without hesitation that I take this opportunity to give my personal endorsement to a fellow CHIKARA original - Hallowicked. Now that we have put our differences aside and he has joined me in my battle against Sinn Bodhi and The Batiri, I can confidently say that this man is not only more than qualified to compete for the title, but he is well-deserving of the role based on his many years of experience and success within CHIKARA.



With that said, I feel that I should also take this opportunity to publicly express the voting preference of Hallowicked himself. As most of you know, Hallowicked has little time or use for such modern niceties as "internet blogs." Moreover, facing a language barrier such as he does, it certainly does seem prudent that I provide my services in translation to the masses, as I am one of a very select few who is capable of communicating with the man. So it is with great honor and humility that I reveal Hallowicked's choice in this campaign: the great and devious, UltraMantis Black. Yes, I am both touched and humbled. Furthermore, as Frightmare also faces many challenges in grasping the complexities of the King's English, it is my understanding that he too has thrown his full support behind UMB. No need to pursue this matter any further with these, my two mighty allies. Rest assured, I have provided you with a frank and accurate interpretation of their own words.

So there you have it friends - 1 vote for Hallowicked, 2 votes for UltraMantis. It is my great hope that the other men and women in CHIKARA will take careful consideration of our credentials and, after deep introspection, cast their votes as well in this crucial endeavor.

UMB

[Giul T.]

No need to pursue this matter any further with these, my two mighty allies. Rest assured, I have provided you with a frank and accurate interpretation of their own words.

I find that suspiciously specific. Don't bother making sure, I'm sure they voted for me and not delirious

[Square]

UMB is lying it seems....DEVIOUS INSCET!

[Bake Or Die]

Feb 15, 2011 9:38:54 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

No need to pursue this matter any further with these, my two mighty allies. Rest assured, I have provided you with a frank and accurate interpretation of their own words.

I find that suspiciously specific. Don't bother making sure, I'm sure they voted for me and not delirious

Not saying they wouldn't vote for someone else but they wouldn't vote for Delirious. Delirious is in the BDK.

[Giul T.]

I know, I just picked deliorious outta INcoherence and forgot

[Square]

Feb 15, 2011 10:00:48 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Feb 15, 2011 9:38:54 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

No need to pursue this matter any further with these, my two mighty allies. Rest assured, I have provided you with a frank and accurate interpretation of their own words.

I find that suspiciously specific. Don't bother making sure, I'm sure they voted for me and not delirious

Not saying they wouldn't vote for someone else but they wouldn't vote for Delirious. Delirious is in the BDK.

They could have voted for one another

[The Tank]

Feb 15, 2011 10:04:17 GMT -5 Square said:

Feb 15, 2011 10:00:48 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Not saying they wouldn't vote for someone else but they wouldn't vote for Delirious. Delirious is in the BDK.

They could have voted for one another

No one's gonna vote for Frightmare.

Not even Frightmare. (If they could vote for themselves.)

[Giul T.]

Frightmare is the Young Lions cup, why would he want the other one when he could give it to his mentor.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Feb 15, 2011 11:00:47 GMT -5 Giul T. said:

Frightmare is the Young Lions cup, why would he want the other one when he could give it to his mentor.

Because he decided to throw his full support behind the great and devious UltraMantis Black.

ALL HAIL ULTRAMANTIS BLACK!

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[jrcz]

soul touchaz are officialy the biggest heels ever. i skiped match because of them.

[invaderdave]

I posted this in the pic thread on Off Topic already, but you have to have nicer tits than mine to get noticed in that thread, so;



SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[jrcz]

Feb 15, 2011 23:47:23 GMT -5 invaderdave said:

I posted this in the pic thread on Off Topic already, but you have to have nicer tits than mine to get noticed in that thread, so;



SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

I....I.....I......I..... I envy for the first time ever.

[Bake Or Die]

2/16/2011: Good People Of the Chikaraverse,
What up! Since I've been on the shelf with a broken arm, I've had a lot of time to think things over. In this time, I came to the conclusion that I would never take the opportunities I have here at CHIKARA for granted.

I've been trained by some of the best in the world, and month in and month out I've been given the chance to prove myself against the best that pro-wrestling has to offer.

I've come close to getting that big win on the grand stage; along with my partners Fire Ant and Soldier Ant, I made it to the finals of the biggest tournament in professional wrestling - King of Trios. This year, we won't let a crooked referee stand in the way of us achieving the highest accolade there is for a trio in CHIKARA, *but*, there is more on my mind than King of Trios 2011.

I've got gold on my mind. This year, I hope to better myself and prove myself as a worthy singles competitor. And what better way to do that than gunning for the newest, brightest, most prestigious piece of gold around? So here's the deal, here's where the true message of this blog comes out. I NEED VOTES.



Unlike Vin Gerard, I'm not going to beg for votes and offer pathetic favors. I *will* however, be willing to do the following if it will sway some votes in my direction:

- Roll up my sleeves as if to say, "I've got some work to do." - Brush the dirt off my shoulders to show that I'm in touch with the youngsters.

That's about all the completely original campaign material I could come up with, but I think it's good stuff. So there you have it, you can't vote for yourself, and you don't want to vote Vin, so VOTE GREEN!!! (Not Ralph Nader.)



GA






Added to Creatures from the Tar Swamp

[jrcz]

Feb 16, 2011 11:25:16 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Good People Of the Chikaraverse,

:/

[Bake Or Die]

Vote Green!

[jrcz]

Feb 16, 2011 12:01:15 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Vote Green!

I like earth but i aint ecologist.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

I'm conflicted. I wanna vote Vin, but now Green Ant's homey, almost amateurish campaign has very nearly charmed me away from that course of action.

[Yamashita Enforcement Division]

Vote Gargano!
Vote Chuck Taylor!
Vote Not-Icarus!
Vote F.I.S.T. (Not Icarus)!

Or Vin, yep, Vote Vin.