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Post by Beets by Schrute on Feb 20, 2011 1:02:21 GMT -5
I thought reading the Shelton, Christian and Miz one's would kill me, till..... What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I'm f***ing dying! Way to go!
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 20, 2011 19:57:59 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I laughed hard at this ;D
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Post by Nuke is Good on Feb 20, 2011 23:36:03 GMT -5
Most of the good ones were explained already especially the find Pepper hotline.
Can someone shed light about some rib regarding DDP and cookies?
Also I hear Fuji is basically the master of ribbing, I swear I heard one story where he is talking to a hotel manager in the lobby at the same time, pissing in a planter.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 21, 2011 0:23:43 GMT -5
Can someone shed light about some rib regarding DDP and cookies? As documanted in Have A Nice Day. Back in WCW, Mick Foley and a pre-Stone Cold Steve Austin decided to see how long it would take them to break DDP, who they were rooming with. They started subtly. Austin would throw in a few jabs about DDP's age (a sensitive subject for Mr Page apparently). Then Mick and Austin would hide all the towels in the room. DDP would call down to the front desk for towels. Then while Page was getting ice for an icepack to deal with a nagging injury, the towels would be delivered. They would hide them all except for a tiny washcloth and a hand towel. When DDP came in, Mick would claim that was all the hotel provided. When Page went down to the frontdesk to complain, Austin would get the towels out and place them on the TV so they were the first thing Page saw when he returned. This ribbing reached a head when a fan gave the wrestler some cookie. Mick crunched the cookies up and put them in DDP's bed. Page didn't notice what was wrong at first but when he found out, he was really pissed. Mick gave himself away by laughing under the covers so Page scooped up the cookies and dumped them on Foley. Page then jumped on Mick and tried to grind the cookies into him. Which wouldn't have been so bad, Foley noted, except DDP slept naked. Page got his own room the next day.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 21, 2011 0:36:44 GMT -5
the idea of blackman asking directions in the blazer mask is gold
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Feb 21, 2011 6:44:07 GMT -5
Two guys who I don't remember, I think it was the AWA. Anyway, it's a veteran and a rookie. The vet says, "I'll pick you up at the hotel for the show at 8am, be ready." So the rookie is ready and they start driving to the show. Up through the mountains and all over the place...all day long. The rookie asks if they have time to stop and eat, the vet says "No, we don't". Finally, just before bell time they arrive. The vet says,"I am on early and then have to go. Just ask anyone for a ride and they'll give you one." So after the show the rookie walks out of the building to meet his ride and finds out the show was literally across the street from the hotel. the vet drove him around all day as a rib.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 21, 2011 11:14:29 GMT -5
What a complete dick move. . . Seriously, I completely fail to see what's funny about stealing a guys pet, killing it and then feeding it to him. I honestly don't know what's worse: that I actually found that story funny, or that that picture made me laugh even harder!
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Feb 21, 2011 11:27:15 GMT -5
In the "Are we there yet?" book, someone said how Owen once managed to create a makeshift catapult using one of the hotel rooms matress and set it up so when the bathroom door opened, the victims clothes went flying at him.
To this day, the guy mentions that he has no idea how the hell he managed to do that...
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Post by dav on Feb 21, 2011 11:34:57 GMT -5
Man, travelling with Owen and Davey Boy must have been a nightmare for that person.
Hilarious for everyone else though.
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Post by ronin705 on Feb 21, 2011 11:54:49 GMT -5
there's a story when owen teamed with yokozuna against davey boy and luger, and he kept dead bagging (aka no sellin) luger's slams, while making bulldog look cena strong by over selling the lift part of the slam, p*ssing luger royally off
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 21, 2011 12:01:03 GMT -5
there's a story when owen teamed with yokozuna against davey boy and luger, and he kept dead bagging (aka no sellin) luger's slams, while making bulldog look cena strong by over selling the lift part of the slam, p*ssing luger royally off I saw this re-enacted at a house show a few years ago.... HBK/Show v. HHH/Masters. Masters was having trouble bodyslamming the Big Show and tried several times. HHH orders him back to their corner, tags himself in and slams Big Show no problem. Masters wasn't pissed, just confused....
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Post by ronin705 on Feb 21, 2011 12:06:21 GMT -5
as terrin runnels tells it..
"One of my favorites of Owen's was when we were invited to Harley Race’s house after one of the shows in Kansas City. Harley was famous for, and took great pride in his chili. As we all know, Harley Race is a very prideful man. You don’t take away from what he has done. It was Dustin, myself, Owen and Mick Foley for dinner with BJ and Harley. Harley made this humongous vat of chili, and Owen took a giant bottle of hot sauce and poured it into the chili, so much so that we couldn’t eat it," recalled Runnels, a.k.a Marlena. "The next night at TV, Harley came to the show. Harley found out that it was Owen that did it, and he was so pissed off he brought his stun gun. He was on the hunt to get Owen back. Owen didn’t know he had it in his hands and Harley started reading him the riot act. Owen tried to convince him that he had only meant to add a couple of drops and the lid fell off and it all dumped in. Harley comes out with the stun gun and sends Owen to the ground. Both sides of that were hilarious."
from Tammy "Sunny" Sytch
""We had two weeks on tour in the Toronto area, and to save money on car rentals 12 of us rented a 12-person van. If I can remember, it was me, Chris, Billy & Bart Gunn, Davey Boy, Marty Jannetty, Goldust -- I can’t remember everybody. Owen Hart had a fan in the Toronto area that would drive him around because Owen was the cheapest man alive and wherever he could skim on a dollar he would and was riding behind us. At that time you could get fireworks anywhere, and Davey had this great idea to buy fireworks off the side of the road. He must have spent $200 on fireworks, and he had decided to start shooting Roman candles out the windows of the van at Owen behind us. Owen is driving into the candles to have them hit the grill, we driving 70 miles an hour on the QEW and cars are swerving because they are just seeing these fireballs coming at their windshields out of the van and they have no idea what is going on."
After two weeks of fireworks and smoke bombs, the van was a mess, but leave it to Smith to turn it around.
"The middle seat on the van was torn right out, they broke the passenger side window and it wouldn’t even go up anymore, the carpet was burned and stained, the van smelled like it had been on fire. Davey goes to return the van to the rental agency and in his thick British accent said ‘I can’t believe you rented me a van like this, I had my children in this van and there are burns in the carpet, it smells like smoke, the window doesn’t go up and it’s the middle of winter, there and there is no middle seat.’ They believed him to the point where they credited the two weeks of rental onto his credit card and gave him a free rental for the next time he was in the area. The best part is, Davey isn’t even the one who rented the van."
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