Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 22, 2011 12:34:27 GMT -5
Is he less of a douchebag than he was the first time around?
More importantly : Is he STILL the wrong one-legged man?
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Rican on Jul 22, 2011 12:37:23 GMT -5
And I want Katy Perry to give me a blowjob but some things just aren't meant to be.
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Post by Snaptastic on Jul 22, 2011 12:38:36 GMT -5
And I want Katy Perry to give me a blowjob but some things just aren't meant to be. Surely you could predict such events?
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 22, 2011 13:22:00 GMT -5
Here's what you can do. Put Zack and Mad Dog Vachon together, wearing an over-sized shirt and pants to give the appearance of a Siamese twin. (They both only have one leg; it can work. I don't care what you say, I like the idea.) That ideal is not only sick, it's down right offensive. Keep up the good work.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 22, 2011 13:30:18 GMT -5
God no, once is enough for this one trick pony.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jul 22, 2011 13:32:56 GMT -5
Where would he fit in right now? Backup ring post?
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
Conspiracy Victim
Posts: 5,913
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Post by Beartato on Jul 22, 2011 13:42:41 GMT -5
Meh, not a fan.
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Post by Citizen Zero on Jul 22, 2011 13:57:46 GMT -5
I didn't know Lawler had so many alt accounts on here.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jul 22, 2011 13:57:53 GMT -5
It he got his leg kicked out of his leg, does that mean he would have two legs?
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Post by chaimwitz on Jul 22, 2011 14:11:08 GMT -5
wwe f***ed that angle up big time. they signed the wrong one legged wrestler. the guy they were supposed to sign showed no sign of limping or whatever else unless he told you he was missing a leg.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jul 22, 2011 14:19:59 GMT -5
I like to think his Royal Rumble would go like this.
*falls outside the ring*
"HAH!" [Wade Barret shows up with a leg on his hand] [Smiles] [Drops frozen leg/bones on the ground] "HAHA!"
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TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
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Post by TCM on Jul 22, 2011 14:27:58 GMT -5
Why not? I didn't mind him. Plus he's an excellent way for a heel to get heat, beating up on a one-legged guy. Worked for Brock.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Jul 22, 2011 14:42:33 GMT -5
And I want Katy Perry to give me a blowjob but some things just aren't meant to be. Surely you could predict such events? He can predict such events. And don't call him Shirley!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 22, 2011 15:03:00 GMT -5
I just remember them expecting us to believe that Vince, whose arms were as big as Gowan's body, was somehow losing an arm wrestling match until he cheated.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 22, 2011 15:50:42 GMT -5
I can see him having a match with Jack Swagger.
Swagger puts him in the ankle lock, Zack just facepalms, and "Joes it" by detaching the prosthetic leg, and nonchalantly crawling away. And Swagger is left holding the fake leg. While Swagger is freaking out and having a "Are You Theriouth?/What the thuck?" moment, Zack manages to hit one of his one legged drop kicks, forcing Swagger to conk himself in the head with the prosthetic, and Zack scores the pin
Much like Cody Rhodes' face mask, Zack could use the prosthetic leg as a weapon.
Or he can be a sideshow act like Hornswoggle.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2011 16:04:41 GMT -5
He already has had his foot in the door before. I hope this is a pun.
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Post by GaTechGrad on Jul 22, 2011 16:56:08 GMT -5
The first thing that came to mind was Gowen using Hornswoggle as a second leg.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Rican on Jul 22, 2011 16:58:18 GMT -5
And I want Katy Perry to give me a blowjob but some things just aren't meant to be. Surely you could predict such events? That's how I know it won't happen.
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Post by Young Game on Jul 22, 2011 17:03:16 GMT -5
He's got leg...and he knows how to use it!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 22, 2011 17:13:11 GMT -5
Surely you could predict such events? That's how I know it won't happen. You just have to become a shitty British comedian.
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