Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 17:04:20 GMT -5
Anyone know the name of Magnus or Steiner's themes?
Wiki's no help.
|
|
TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
|
Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 17:07:42 GMT -5
Steiner's is "Siren" by Dale Oliver
and I'm not 100% sure about Magnus's theme, but I think its Roll On by The Living End
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 17:21:50 GMT -5
I think Magnus uses one of Nigel McGuinness' indy themes. I'll have to check. Gimme a minute.
EDIT: Yeah, it's The Shine by Heavy Gretal.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 17:55:03 GMT -5
What about EY and Dreamer's themes?
|
|
TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
|
Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 17:57:01 GMT -5
Young- Justice by Rev Theory Dreamer- Man in the box by Alice in Chains
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 18:03:28 GMT -5
Jono, it's appreciated that you are stepping up. If anyone does give you crap, trust that it's likely good natured ribbing.
Also, PN? The PPV is on the 19th, not the 18th.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:22:44 GMT -5
*Impact Theme*
Tenay:Welcome to the final Impact before Final Resolution, where six titles will be up for grabs, in our main event toniyght, Mr. Anderson goes one on one with Samoa Joe.
West: Anderson and Joe have such tremendous respect for one another, and have been wanting to prove something to one another by facing off one on one for the TNA championship.
MT: Unfortunately for them, Sting and The Revelation screwed Joe out of the title, then used underhanded tactics to retain the belt against Anderson.
DW: I don't know about all that, Mike, but this Sunday, they have a chance for revenge as they face off against Sting, Dinero and each other.
MT: A lot of excitement tonight, Don, but first we have just received word that Jeff Jarrett has an announcement to make.
Alright folks, I'll make this quick. Fact is with and that's been going on lately I feel I need a break. So I am going home to spend the holidays with my family. While I'm I leave TNA in the capable hands of this man.
WOOOOOOOOO!
*Also Sprach.....*
Ric Flair struts out and shakes Jarrett's hand.
MT:Well, this is unexpected, Ric Flair is taking over for Jeff Jarrett, at least temporarily.
DW:Well, Mike, can you think of anyone with more experience in this business, he's a logical choice.
Flair enters the ring and grabs a mic.
WOOOO!
How y'all doing tonight?
That's right, folks, the Nature Boy's taking the helm for a while, and believe me when I say as long as I'm in charge, we're gonna have some fun.
But trust me when I say, I'm not taking over permanently, running this place is a full-time job, and at my age, I'm going to spend as much time as possible stylin' and WOOO! Profilin' as possible, but for the time being, I'M THE MAN around here, and I'm not afraid to put someone in check if they get out of line.
But I know you didn't come here to listen to me blow my horn, let's get to business.
WOOO!
DW: Mike, I think business is picking up.
MT You're right about that, DW, time for our first match.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:29:36 GMT -5
*Broken*
JB: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, the team of ODB and Lisa Marie Varon.
DW: This Sunday, ODB and Lisa Marie have an opportunity to regain the Women's Tag Team Championship when they face the current champions, Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank.
MT: But first, they have to deal with their opponents tonight.
*Cat Scratch Fever*
JB And their opponents, the team of Sarita and Katy Nikita Lee.
ODB & Lisa Marie Varon VS. Sarita & Katy Nikita Lee 3 Votes 10 Minutes
|
|
TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
|
Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 18:31:58 GMT -5
ODB with some good nature ribbing (some light shots to the rib)
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 18:33:09 GMT -5
Lisa with a sidewalk slam
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:38:57 GMT -5
In terms of themes for Robbie, Aries, Kendrick and Sorenson, Wiki's got NOTHING
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:41:17 GMT -5
Varon hits the Widow's Peak on Sarita
1 2 3
JB: Here are your winners, ODB and Lisa Marie Varon
MT:Looks like they're ready for the champs.
DW: You may be right, let's go to the back.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 18:42:08 GMT -5
Kendrick's is The Four Seasons - Summer by Vivaldi.
Edit: Actually while it is part of "Summer", the actual part Kendrick uses is called "Storm". Sorry about that.
|
|
TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
Posts: 13,109
|
Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 18:42:58 GMT -5
In terms of themes for Robbie, Aries, Kendrick and Sorenson, Wiki's got NOTHING Sorensen's is Put 'em Up by Powerman 5000 Aries' is "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" by Weezer
|
|
lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
|
Post by lodirulz on Dec 16, 2011 18:43:40 GMT -5
I don't know if there's an actual name for the song, since it's a custom tron, but I've been calling it "Fistpump" recently, so if you can't find anything, you can use that if you want.
Edit: Wow, it's actually called Fistpump.
Fist Pump- by Hard Knox
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 18:45:47 GMT -5
And Aries is The Greatest Man That Ever Lived by Weezer.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:46:31 GMT -5
*Commercial opens up with Velvet Sky in a Ms. Claus outfit.* Start your holiday season off right with a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas with various items from Shop.TNAWrestling.com.
And with this line up of goodies this year, it is going to be nice being naughty.*Camera quickly turns away from her.* HEY! Where are you going?! *The camara comes into focus and shows Lacey von Erich standing at the back of a large semi truck with various TNA items and apparel. There is a big crowd of fans jumping up and down with excitement as Lacey shovels out the merchandise to the fans. At the very back of the crowd you can see someone pushing their way to the front. As the person gets closer, you can see that it is none other than Traci Brooks.* Coming through, excuse me. I need by here please. Sir can you please... HEY!!! *She quickly spins around and decks a guy, sending him to the ground. Traci raises an eyebrow.* Woops... guess I also have a stray hand. *Traci kicks him in the rib once and turns back towards the truck.* Oh hai Traci! I gotta say, I was skepikal... suscepti... ... doubting your plan at first, but now I think that this is the best idea ever! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?Exactly what you said. Hijack the Shop.TNAWrestling.com merchandise so that we would be the only ones that the fans could get it from."the only ones that the fans could BUY it from"! How do you think just giving this stuff away is supposed to help us to take over the show?I dunno. Maybe the crowd is so happy about getting their stuff that they tell all their friends and family about it and they write in wanting more stuff. Then the executive officer tries to find out who's super intelligent idea it was to do this and give him a promotion, but finds out that it wasn't anyone in that department. So he throws the promotion in the trash, which Sam will take to the dumpster, that will get picked up in the morning and taken to the city dump. Then we could pay the smelly guy at the front gate so that we can go and dig the promotion back out of one of the large piles amd bring it back here where you can use the promotion on yourself? Pretty brilliant if you ask me! What?*Traci turns and leaves. Lacey just shrugs and starts handing out the items again.*
|
|
lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
|
Post by lodirulz on Dec 16, 2011 18:49:40 GMT -5
That reminds me. They're better be a Knockout Christmas Street Fight like last year. I've got lifetime front row tickets for all of it's hotness, bro.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,522
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:53:19 GMT -5
Daffney is pacing backstage in her lockerroom.
No. No, I don't see how this is a problem. Just because Mickie keeps me at arms length and Taylor won't even talk to me these days.
Daffney turns her head as she listens to an unseen and unheard second person.
Oh don't be ridiculous. It's nothing to worry about. I'll win Mickie around. I got Taylor, didn't I?
Daffney pauses.
Oh shut up. What the hell do you know? You're just a bear!
Daffney turns to the shelf where upon the stuffed bear she gave Taylor at Bound For Glory last year is sitting.
Everything will work out. Mickie will come around. Taylor will come to her senses. And if not it doesn't matter. I got along fine without either of them and I'll do it again. I cut a swath of destruction through the Knockouts division on my own and I'll do so again!
Daffney picks the bear off the shelf.
SHUT UP!
Daffney throws the bear across the room.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Daffney sicks to the floor and picks up the bear.
Okay, you're right. I am scared. Without either of them I dunno what I'd do. Life wouldn't be worth living.
Daffney holds the bear to her chest and rocks back and forth.
Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be...okay.
Daffney starts weeping and the shot fades out.
|
|
|
Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 18:56:42 GMT -5
Is it odd that I'm proud of that promo yet disappointed with it at the same time?
|
|