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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 18:58:07 GMT -5
Reading that Daffney promo.....
I suck. Finals suck, but I super suck.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 18:59:03 GMT -5
I liked it. Oddly stuff like that makes me view Daffney as more crazy than stabbing Madison.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 18:59:33 GMT -5
*Papercut*
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, the number one contender for the Women's Championship, Daffney.
DW: She's got her little teddy bear friend with her out here, she's acting even weirder than usual.
MT: Actually, this is reasonable for her, but she needs to get her head on straight if she wants to beat Mickie James for the Women's Championship.
*Angel On Her Shoulder*
JB: And her opponent, Velvet Sky.
MT: Velvet's no pushover, a win against Daffney may just put her in line for a title shot.
Daffney VS. Velvet Sky 3 Votes 10 Minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:02:06 GMT -5
Daffney with a Lobotomy.
Then she somehow has the bear do the Wilde Side.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 19:02:32 GMT -5
Daffney with some bad natured ribbing (hard shots to the rib).
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 19:02:44 GMT -5
Slight nitpick, it's Angel On MY Shoulder. But you know what, nevermind.
Daffney with a powerslam, after which she consults with George. Yes, the bear's name is George.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:07:26 GMT -5
Yes, the bear's name is George. And that'll be remembered.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:08:32 GMT -5
Daffney holds George up to her ear, she nods, then sets him down and clotheslines Velvet.
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JB: Here is your winner, Daffney.
DW: George might just be the greatest manager since Bobby Heenan.
MT: Will you stop?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:10:59 GMT -5
Well, damn, looks like tonight I gotta face Kurt Angle.
I mean, shoot, he's one of the best damn wrestlers to ever get in the ring, he's won more title matches than most people have even watched, he's one clever bastard.
He's also a p***y.
He talks about his honor, how he's not afraid of anyone, yet he's too much of a chicken**** to do a damn thing about the Revelation.
Kurt, you actually think Sting's ever gonna let you anywhere NEAR the TNA Championship?
That man don't give one single damn about you, Kurt, he thinks you're one of the biggest sinners 'round here.
Kurt, you hate us, and we hate you, but you need to realize it's in your best interest to help up take down the Revelation, and if it means I gotta beat some sense into you, well, SORRY!
Bout your damn luck.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:14:22 GMT -5
*Sorry About Your Damn Luck*
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, The Tennessee Cowboy, James Storm.
DW: Storm has taken a stand and joined Anderson and Joe in their fight against The Revelation.
MT: And Storm has called out Kurt Angle, claiming Angle is scared of Sting, Dinero and Russo.
*Gold Medal*
JB: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in professional wrestling, he is Kurt Angle.
DW: Kurt Angle's about to show James Storm just how much of a coward he is.
James Storm VS. Kurt Angle 3 Votes 10 Minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 19:14:33 GMT -5
I really do find that my best ideas are things that I come up with on the spur of the moment.
Oh and Storm with a spinebuster
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 19:17:43 GMT -5
Storm with some silly string ribbing. (A silly string can to the ribs)
. . . yes this will be going on all show.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:31:11 GMT -5
Storm with the Last Call
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:34:04 GMT -5
Angle grabs Storm's leg but he frees himself and hits the Last Call.
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JB: Here is your winner, James Storm.
MT: Storm gets the win tonight, but I suspect this isn't over.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:38:51 GMT -5
*Roll On*
JB: Our next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, Brutus Magnus.
MT: We have just received word that Ric Flair has made a match for Final Resolution.
DW: That's right, Tenay, it'll be a six man tag between the team of James Storm, Abyss and Scott Steiner, squaring off against the team of Robert Roode, Kurt Angle and Brutus Magnus.
MT: Beer versus Money, you could say.
*Siren*
JB: And his opponent, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner.
Brutus Magnus VS. Scott Steiner 3 Votes 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 19:40:24 GMT -5
Steiner with a banana creme pie ribbing. (A whipped cream covered pie to Magnus's face, followed by a shot to the rib)
Vote changed
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:41:48 GMT -5
Magnus with the Tower Of London.
Also, JoMi, did you get the Magnus promo I sent in?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 19:43:26 GMT -5
Uh Jono, there was a reason I said to announce that match after the show.
Anayway, Steiner with a Frankensteiner
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:45:02 GMT -5
Sorry, PN.
Also, I received no Magnus Promo.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 19:45:41 GMT -5
Wait! If Magnus' promo got lost, I'd rather change my vote. Magnus with a clothesline!
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