Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:47:50 GMT -5
Honestly, the main reason I put it there was because I had literally NOTHING for Tenay and West to say about the match.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:48:37 GMT -5
That missing promo still counts, I'm still doing the quintuple!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:50:54 GMT -5
Steiner goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Magnus slips out and rolls Steiner up.
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JB: Here is your winner, Brutus Magnus
MT: Steiner looks furious.
DW: Well, he'll have his chance for revenge soon enough.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 19:55:36 GMT -5
Mag Daddy!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 19:58:19 GMT -5
That missing promo still counts, I'm still doing the quintuple! Is Crash still eligible for the quintuple? Lets go to celebrity judge: Hacksaw Jim Duggan. . . Thumbs up! He's still in, folks!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 19:58:31 GMT -5
PHIL!!! PHIL!!!
Tommy Mercer is storming around backstage, throwing stuff around.
WHOA!!! Big man, chill! CHILL!!! SAVE IT FOR THE RING!!!
...wait, we even got a match tonight?
HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?! I LOOK LIKE I READ THE SCHEDULE?!
Mercer chucks a bench across the room.
Eh, got me there.
But, uh...ya might wanna get your head in the game, man. We've kinda had an off month, and we got a title defense comin' up. Stupid ass A.J. Styles and his bald old pal want our titles back. 'parently they don't even have to earn a damn rematch!!!
DAMMIT!!! f***IN RAT BASTARDS NOT PAYING THEIR DUES!!! I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN HAVE A TITLE SHOT AFTER PUTTING OUT MINIMAL EFFORT!!!
Mercer punches a locker, leaving a fist imprint.
CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT!!!
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!
*A backstage worker walks past the open locker room door, Top Gun grabbing the guy and pulling him into the room.*
'ey, we got a match tonight?
"W..what?"
Mercer picks the guy up and starts shaking him.
HE ASKED YOU IF WE GOT A f***IN' MATCH TONIGHT!!! YOU GOT A DAMN HEARIN PROBLEM?!!!
"You..you..you...you have a match teaming with Tommy Dreamer against Eric Young and the Phenomenal Angels!"
*Top Gun gets in the guy's face.*
Boy, you better be a stand-up comic on your days off. You bullshittin' us or are you trying to piss me off?!?!?
TOMMY DREAMER?!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mercer throws the worker across the room, letting him bounce off the wall with a loud thud.
Wait, we hate Dreamer now?
Wh...oh. Oh, yeah. That jackass took your title, didn't he?!?
TOOK MY DAMN TITLE I'LL KILL HIM I'LL KILL GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Mercer kicks the worker in the head, drawing instant blood.
NOW MY BOOTS ARE BLOODY!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mercer grabs the worker and throws him out into the hallway.
F***in' punk.
So we get out there tonight and we f*** up AJ, we f*** up Daniels, sumbitch has had that comin' since he beat you two weeks ago, don't forget. Then we f*** up Eric Young. Then we f*** up Tommy Dreamer after we win the match!
KILL EVERYONE SPARE NO ONE!!!
NOW SOMEBODY GET ME A CLEAN PAIR OF BOOTS!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 20:01:13 GMT -5
We earned our rematch when I beat your ass two weeks ago Mercer.
Maybe if you actually pay attention to to something other than yourself you might have figured that out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:03:36 GMT -5
We head to Eric Young, Christopher Daniels, and AJ Styles in the back.
Dreamer. . .
DRREEEAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRR.....
Guess what, legend?
You're time is ticking.
You screwed me once, now its time for revenge. The same trick won't work twice, and I'll be getting my rematch soon enough.
So try to hide tonight behind Mercer and Shatter. I've beaten them both before, and I have no problem doing it again.
And this time, I have the Phenomenal Angels, the greatest tag team in TNA history, outside of the EY/Easy E Connection, in my corner. And do you know what that means, it means all three of you are going to pay.
It really is disappointing to see what has happened to Tommy Dreamer. A paranoid man, obsessive over a legacy that he already secured some time ago. It really is kinda sad.
At least Dreamer has a legacy, even if he's to blinded to see it. It's better than deluding yourself into thinking you're great after cheating your way to victory once. Shatter, Mercer, the last two times we clashed in singles action proved that you can't beat me or AJ. And after we prove that once again tonight, we will take our tag titles back at Final Resolution. Just like Eric will claim the Legends title that should already be his.
But all of that is Final Resolution, and if we're gonna be honest, I don't think any of us are feeling the mercy to let you guys survive until then.
Dreamer.
You might not realize this, but Daniels and Styles, they have my back. They always have, since the beginning.
So when you messed with me, you messed with them. When you cheated me, you cheated them. And now that I want revenge, you can damn sure bet that these two want it just as badly!
Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter. Dumb and Dumber.
First off let me say you are two of the smuggest bastards I've ever met.. You won a fluke match, and walked away as champ.
Before I move on let me say, congrats.
Because for one night, for one time, you proved yourselves better, or at least "lucky" enough to beat two of the pioneers of this company. The two people that are the backbone, heart, blood, and soul of TNA. Because whether I like it or not, you two are tag champ.
But I don't like it.
And just like I said that Daniels and Styles have my back, I sure as hell have theirs! And tonight, I'll let them call the shots. You two want Mercer and Shatter alive for Final Resolution? Or do you mind if we start the carnage and the bloodshed a bit early?
You know I am absolutely fine with that.
Just as long as we leave enough of them left to beat at Final Resolution.
Fair enough. You heard it Shatter and Mercer. The only reason you'll be standing after tonight is due to the kindness of Styles' heart. You better thank him, because you two are lucky. Especially you, Shatter.
You three may be wearing the gold right now, but after Final Resolution, you're looking at the new Legend's Champ, and the new Tag Team Champions of the world! Isn't that right, Phenomenal Angels?[/color]
Oh I guarentee it. At Final Resolution there will be nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Dreamer won't be able to cheat his way out of this one. And Mercer and Shatter won't be able to take a shortcut. There will be at least three new champions leaving Final Resolution.
And I assure you, it will be Phenomenal!
I told you I was bringing it back.
Yeah...
No, wait one sec Daniels, he may actually be on to something.
Phenomenal.
Bashing Dreamer's head in. Phenomenal.
Kicking Shatter's teeth down his throat. Phenomenal.
Snapping Mercer's arm from his shoulder. Phenomenal.
Because all three of you, Shatter, Mercer, and Dreamer, have the same lesson to learn. You can get lucky. . . or you can cheat your way to victory.
But you can not stop true talent from bouncing back.
Because nothing stops my destiny, Or AJ's and Daniel's! Nothing stops the next step in the career of Eric Young, or the climb back to the top for Christopher and Styles! And nothing. . .
Absolutely nothing. . .
stops justice.
And once that is achieved, it will be. . . phenomenal.
See? Told you I could bring it back.
Daniels just shakes his head and the trio exit.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 20:07:01 GMT -5
While I think about it, are we still having the award show this year? Or shoild we just give Spartan the promo awards now?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 20:09:17 GMT -5
While I think about it, are we still having the award show this year? Or shoild we just give Spartan the promo awards now? Proudly accepting the award for Street Spartan. . . HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 20:10:13 GMT -5
Mag Daddy will earn an award!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:11:09 GMT -5
*Man in the Box*
JB: The floowing contest is a Six Man Tag Team match, introducing first, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Tommy Dreamer.
DW: This is a big one, Tenay, a match between the Legends Champion, the Tag Champions and the men who want to take those titles away at Final Resolution.
*Ain't No Stranger To The Danger*
JB: And his tag team partners, they are the TNA Tag Team Champions, the team of Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter.
MT: And they don't look too happy to see Dreamer.
DW: You think the conflict might affect their performance tonight?
MT: It's a distinct probability.
*Justice*
JB: And their opponents, first, he is the #1 Contender for the Legends Championship, Eric Young.
DW: EY's out for blood, Tenay.
*I Am*
JB: And his partners, they are the #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Championships, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels, The Phenomenal Angels.
MT: And here we go.
Tommy Dreamer, Tommy Mercer And Phil Shatter VS. Eric Young and Phenomenal Angels 3 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 20:13:46 GMT -5
Daniels with This Is Spinal Tap.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 20:15:44 GMT -5
Young with an EYe of the Hurricane.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2011 20:16:17 GMT -5
AJ with a PELE to Shatter
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:24:50 GMT -5
AJ with a PELE to Dreamer
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JB: Here are your winners, The Phenomenal Angels and Eric Young
MT: Could this be an omen for Final Resolution?
DW: Do I look like Gary Spivey to you?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:27:56 GMT -5
Sorensen is in the gorilla position before his match.
Christy runs up to him.
Any quick words before your match?
Yeah, sure.
But I need to keep this quick.
Kendrick and I, we can beat Robbie and Aries. We're motivated and we're pissed, and as for them. . . they're going down. You're living on borrowed time Robbie E. You're holding my belt! Its as simple as that.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 16, 2011 20:31:56 GMT -5
*Fistpump*
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E
MT: Robbie E teams up with Austin Aries tonight to face his two opponents at Final Resolution.
*The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived*
JB: And his tag team partner, Austin Aries.
DW: Aries may not be involved it the title match, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have something to prove tonight.
*(The Four Seasons-Summer)
JB: And their opponents, first, Brian Kendrick.
MT: Kendrick and Sorenson are a team tonight, but at Final Resolution, it's every man for himself.
*Put 'Em Up*
JB: And his tag team partner, Jesse Sorenson
DW: They may be opponents at Final Resolution, but you bet your ass they both would love to take the champ out tonight.
Robbie E & Austin Aries VS. Brian Kendrick & Jesse Sorenson 3 votes 15 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 16, 2011 20:33:19 GMT -5
Sorensen and Kendrick hit a double dropkick to Aries.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2011 20:44:23 GMT -5
Robbie E with a low blow to Kendrick while Aries distracts the ref.
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