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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 20:20:40 GMT -5
Tenay: Folks, bear with us. For right now, is Don West's favorite match of the special, and Robbie E's favorite as well. West: (Is too giddy to say anything)
Jeremy Borash: The following contest, is THE ANNUAL SANTA"S WORKSHOP KNOCKOUT"S STREET FIGHT!
Jeremy Borash: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
Jeremy Borash: And her opponent, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
West: And a Big Apple she's got! Ooh la la! Tenay: As I said, just ignore him. We got a battle of the former Beautiful People here, and the outfits only add to the eye candy, but we are about to see a sexy, yet exciting match right now!
Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky 3 votes, 10 Minutes.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 24, 2011 20:24:18 GMT -5
Velvet with the Holla Holla Holla (triple rolling vertical suplexes)!
Meanwhile, Teddy feels confused.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 20:40:00 GMT -5
A catfight breaks out, to a large amount of "ECDUB" chants from the fans.
West: My god..... this is phenomenal!
Punches and kicks are exchanged from the two, as well as a few slaps. Angelina charges at Velvet, but she dodges it with Consequences Creed split, which gets a rousing ovation from the crowd.
West: ..... Hold me.
Angelina goes for a closeline, but Velvet stops her in her tracks with an uppercut, making her groggy. Velvet sees an oppertunity..... BEAUTY MARK! Cover.....
1......
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3!
Jeremy Borash: Here is your winner, Velvet Sky!
West: MATCH OF THE YEAR! CALL THE OBSERVER! START POLISHING THE AWARD! I"M CALLING IT NOW! GREATEST. MATCH. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Tenay: ....... Folks, while Don West calms down, how about we head to the back for another pre taped interview?
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 20:42:27 GMT -5
Good evening, I am here with Lacey von Erich. Lacey thank you for talking to me. I hope you are having a wonderful Christmas.Awwww.... thanks Jeremy! Oh wait... i mean... bah humbug! ...ok. Well, I am surprised that you made it out to the show instead of being back home with your loved ones. Oh, I wanted to. But my family was understanding. But you do not have a match here tonight, what are you doing here?Well Traci said it was really important to be here for this show, and I didn't want to let her down. She's the greatest, isn't she? Speaking of Traci, you mentioned she was here. Where is she now? She's getting into the holiday spirit as well. *Suddenly the lights begin to flicker and an electrical buzzing. You can hear someone in the background* OH DEAR GOD WHY? IT HURTS SO MUCH! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!I'm sure she's around here somewhere.What are you holding there?Oh, this? Traci said it is a grounding wire. When I was a child, daddy didn't use a wire to ground us, he just sent us to our room. But Traci is from Canada. I have no idea what they do up there. Oh... speak of the devil! Hey Traci! Love your outfit!*Traci is shown in the background slowly moving along the backstage area. Her clothes and hair are singed... Draped around her and dragging behind her is a string of Christmas lights. Some of the lights are still flickering.* *mummble* Had one task to do.. one simple task.. that's it..*mummble* *Traci pushes through the swinging door into the women's lockerroom.* Well, I got to go. Traci gave me an important task that she made me promise not to forget to do, and I don't want to dissappoint her. Bye!*Lacey skips off, but not before stepping on JB's foot on the way out. JB hops around on one foot as the scene comes to a close*
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 20:45:51 GMT -5
TNA Women's Champion Mickie James makes her way to the ring, looking troubled.
Well...
I did what I said I would do when I defeated Daffney at Final Resolution. And although I am a little sore, I was indeed the Last Woman Standing.
But before the match, Madison Rayne finally agreed to talk things out. So I went out there and, knowing Maddy was watching, I gave Daffney the fight of her life!
But when I got back to the locker room…
She wasn’t there.
The crowd boos.
Maddy, what did I do wrong? Why weren’t you there like you said you would be?
Suddenly, the lights flicker, then go out.
Winter loves the fate of the meek…
MT: That music! DW: It can’t be!
As the lights come out, Madison Rayne walks out, dressed in Winter’s signature tight leather outfit, complete with a brown streak in her hair(contrasting with Winter’s usual streak of blonde, since Madison is already a blonde…)
MT: That’s Madison Rayne… DW: I wouldn’t be so sure…
…Maddy?
“Madison” picks up a mic.
Naht ezahctly, luv.
The crowd boos, causing Winter to throw back her head and cackle wickedly.
Didja ahctuahly t’ink it’d be dat easy t’get ridda me? Gawd luv, how lahng did Ah hahve yew ahnda mah spell?
Naht dat getting ah hold ahv ah weak liddle mind lahk Mahdison wuz ahll dat hahrd…
Mickie clenches her fists, and when she speaks, her voice is even, but clearly filled with rage.
What do you want?
Oh Ah t’ink yew ahready know, luv.
Ah hahd a deal wid Katy n’ Sahra. N’ dat deal wuz I get yew. N’ any perks dat cahm alahng.
In pahrticulahr…
Da Women’s Tidal.
You’re mad.
Ha ha ha. No luv. Yah’ve gahn frahm da mad t’da supahnatahrahl.
Winter pulls out a mirror.
Please, Mickie. Don’t make dis any hahrdah dan it needs t’be.
Winter advances with the mirror, but Mickie kicks her back. Winter pouts, then kicks Mickie in the leg! As Mickie goes down, surprised, Winter kicks her again, then ties her up in the ropes!
Ah told yew naht to make dis any mahr difficult, luv.
Winter advances with the mirror…
MT: Somebody needs to stop this! DW: But who even wants to get involved?!
Suddenly, Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita run down! The two hit the ring and go right after Winter, who quickly retreats. Sarita chases after her into the crowd. Katy then unties Mickie from the ropes. Mickie offers Katy her hand, only to have it rebuffed. Katy rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp to the back, leaving a confused Mickie James behind in the ring.
DW: What was that about?! MT: I don’t know Don. It looked like Winter was about to reclaim Mickie James’ body, but Katy and Sarita made the save. DW: Can’t say I ever saw that one coming. MT: As unbelievable as it all sounds, Mickie James owes Katy and Sarita big time…
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 20:56:11 GMT -5
Jeremy Borash: The following contest, is the Christmas Chaos Cage Match! Introducing first, the team of Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore Ink Inc, and DJ Red!
Jeremy Borash: And their opponents first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at 210 pounds, "Double AA", Austin Aries!
Jeremy Borash: And his partners, from Hickory, North Carolina and Cleveland, Ohio respectively, accompanied by The Immortal Hulk Hogan, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions: Tommy Mercer and Phil Shatter!
Jesse Neal, Shannon Moore, and DJ Red vs Austin Aries, Tommy Mercer, and Phil Shatter 3 Votes, 15 Minutes.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2011 21:13:18 GMT -5
Aries with an enziguiri
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 21:19:26 GMT -5
Red with a DDT
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:23:56 GMT -5
Tiebreaker: Ink Inc with stereo flapjacks to the champions!
Austin Aries starts to brawl with DJ Red, as Ink Inc and The Tag Team Champions join in.
West: It's a six pier brawl here! This crowd is going crazy!
Mercer shoves Neal and attacks, as Shatter chases Moore around. Moore starts scaling the cage, Phil following!
Tenay: Good god, where's Shannon going? West: Is he insane? He's going to be flat like a pancake if he falls!
Red, Neal, Austin, and Tommy continue to brawl, as Phil grabs a hold of Shannons leg, pulling at it continuously.
Tenay: I don't like the looks of this.....
Shannon tries to use one foot to kick at him, but loses his balance. Phil smells blood and goes in for the kill, but in a last ditch effort, Moore kicks Shatter square in the face, knocking him off the cage!
West: Phil's down! Phil's down! Tenay: But- but- Shannon's still up on the cage!
SHANNON DOES A CROSSBODY OFF THE CAGE, ONTO THE FOUR MEN!
Both: OH MY GOD!
The crowd is in a frenzy, as a "f***ING METAL" chant fills the area. Moore crawls over to Aries, and puts his arm onto his chest....
1......
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Jeremy Borash: Here are your winners, Jesse Neal, Shannon Moore Ink Inc, and DJ Red!
The cage is slowly lifted up, and the six lie motionless on the mat.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:26:05 GMT -5
I know it's getting way out there, but can one of you try to stick around so I can finish the show?
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2011 21:27:20 GMT -5
I'm here
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:29:15 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to let the TNA Championship picture descend into a damn freakshow.
So here's what we're going to do.
Sting is still the TNA Champion, having pinned Samoa Joe, however, during the match, Anderson pinned Dinero as well, despite the interference of Abyss, therefore, I believe Anderson has an equal claim to be the Champion.
So here's what will happen, at Genesis, it will be Sting Vs. Mr. Anderson.
And to ensure that NOBODY interferes, the match will be held inside the Lethal Lockdown cage.
At Genesis, it will be a No Escape match for the TNA Championship.
But tonight, in our main event, Anderson will have a chance at revenge when he goes one on one with Abyss.
Thank you for your time.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:30:29 GMT -5
Magnus, I don't even know why you should even bother showing up tonight, you think you have a chance of grabbing that beer before I do?
This is the type of match I've been waitijg for all my life.
What?
Grab the Reindeer?
Damn.
Hell it don't matter none, I'm still gonna whoop you, then I'll just grab some beer later.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:40:36 GMT -5
Tenay: Did you hear that Don? Sting vs Mr. Anderson at Genesis in The Lethal Lockdown for The TNA World Heavyweight Championship! West: Yeah yeah, Lethal Lockdown! Whoopty do! What's more important is this next match: Where someone has to wear the ceremonial antlers, for better or for worse!
Jeremy Borash: The following contest, is the Grab the Reindeer Ladder Match! The objective is to climb the ladder, and retrieve the reindeer costume hanging high above the ring! The loser must wear said costume.
(The Shine)
Jeremy Borash: Introducing first, from The United Kingdom, weighing in at 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
Jeremy Borash: And his opponent, from Leiper's Fork, Tennessee, weighing in at 230 pounds, James Storm!
Brutus Magnus vs James Storm 3 votes, 10 minutes.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2011 21:41:47 GMT -5
Storm with the Last Call
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 24, 2011 21:46:04 GMT -5
storm with a superkick
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 21:59:14 GMT -5
Magnus starts climbing up the ladder, with James Storm trapped underneath!
West: It seems like James Storm is about to receive the humiliation of a lifetime, baby! Tenay: But what can he do? He's trapped, with nowhere to go!
Brutus paws at the costume, grabbing a hold of it and tugging. But as that's going on, James is shaking the ladder from under!
Tenay: How is he doing this? James Storm is somehow fighting back! West: COME ON MAGNUS! PULL!
Brutus almost has it down-JAMES STORM BREAKS FREE! The ladder tilts to the side, and Magnus is sent onto the apron, and to the outside!
Tenay: Magnus is out! This could be Storm's second wind!
With all of his remaining energy, James repositions the ladder, climbs up, reaches the top step, pulls...... AND GRABS THE COSTUME!
Jeremy Borash: Here is your winner, James Storm!
Tenay: Oh boy Don, you know what that means! West: It's sad, but it's true!
Storm celebrates, as Magnus comes to, and realizes what has happened. He starts to reason with Storm, who has nothing of it. Magnus keeps his head low...... AND NAILS HIM WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! Magnus starts to run away, laughing and pointing.
Tenay: It's Jeff Jarrett! West: I thought he was on vacation? Tenay: Well it seems he's back.
Magnus? You listen to me and you listen good. A promise was made to these fans. A promise I intend to keep. Somebody was gonna end tonight wearing that costume. You lost the match so you're it. So I'll make it real simple. Put the reindeer suit on or you're fired.
Magnus reluctantly starts to put the reindeer suit on.
Hey, you want in the world title picture, don't you? Well you better give these people what they want.
Magnus puts the reindeer suit on
Well there we go now. Merry Christmas, Rudolph!
LAST CALL! Storm recovers, and nails Magnus out of nowhere!
Tenay: And this night has gone from bad to worse for Brutus Magnus! West: This just goes to show you, you don't want to lose a ladder match in TNA when a reindeer costume is at your risk.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 22:01:55 GMT -5
We fade in to see Eric Young in the ring, with a microphone, and the Legend's Championship in his other hand.
For those of you who missed Final Resolution. . .
Eric raises the belt slightly, but noticeably.
It was a big event.
Sorensen failed in his attempt to get back his X-Division championship.
Anderson came close to claiming the gold he's been after for so long.
Phenomenal Angels got screwed again by the big brutes.
But throughout the night there was one title that changed hands. . . and it went into my hands.
Dreamer gave me one hell of a fight, but at the end of the day, I beat him for the one, the two, and the three, and I, I FINALLY ACHIEVED THE NEXT STEP IN MY CAREER!
I said at the ppv that I would take the first steps of my new journey, and I stand before you feeling like a new man.
A beaten, and bruised man. But new, nonetheless.
And I plan to take on, and beat any competition placed before me, and if anyone doubts me, well. . . You'll soon be proven wrong.
Because much like this belt has raised me to new heights, in return I plan on raising its value to never seen before heights.
To the point where people like Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson, and Samoa Joe, need to think long and hard over which belt to go for, World or Legends.
And they'll choose Legend's.
Because soon enough, this'll be the top title.
And me? I'll be a main eventer.
Like I said this is the start of a thousand mile journey, and this one. . . will be legendary.
And as the champ, I fully expect to defend this belt at every opportunity possible, and right now, I want someone to come out who feels they deserve a shot at this gold.
Dreamer comes walking down with a serious look on his face, with evident stitches on his head.
Eric.....Before I say anything else.....I'm Sorry
Dreamer offers to shake Erics Hand, but Eric doesn't want to
Huh, Well, needless to say, I don't believe you for a second. But I'll humor you. Why the change of heart?
It's simple....You beat me
You see, after our match finished, Ii went to the back a lonely man. No Title, No Friends, No Nothing. Taz basically walked away from me because I failed at what I said I was going to do.
It takes a strong man to come out and say I'm Sorry, but what I need to say right now, I need to say fast.
Dreamer takes a breath as everyone starts chanting "Dreamer! Dreamer" for some reason or another
I have had a long career, I have fought many men, and none of them are like you kid. I promised a couple months back when I won this title that I was going to leave the company with that title. While I don't have those intentions anymore....I'm still thinking I have hit the last lap of my race....
Wait. I've been filtering everything you've been saying through my BS filter, but what are you getting at? Are you saying what I'm thinking?
I'm saying for one last time we get in this ring and we tear eachother apart for that title.
If I Win.....I get to be a Legend again
If I Lose....Tommy Dreamer will leave TNA
Dreamer drops the mic and starts walking up the ramp
Dreamer, you may have pissed me off, but you're still a legend. Always have been, always will be. You want one more shot. . . well, you got it.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 24, 2011 22:09:25 GMT -5
Jeremy Borash: The following contest is the Double North Pole match, it is your semi main event! The winners will receive a future TNA World Tag Team Championship Match!
(Motor City)
Jeremy Borash: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds: Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin: The Motor City Machine Guns!
Jeremy Borash: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 447 pounds: Rob Van Dam, and Jeff Hardy, High Flight!
The Motor City Machine Guns vs High Flight 3 votes, 10 minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2011 22:14:50 GMT -5
MCMG with the ASCS Rush
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