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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Dec 2, 2011 9:49:42 GMT -5
Though I gotta say, is it any wonder I am burned out on TNA right now when it seems a lot of others can't be bothered either? And I'm not talking about people dropping out during the show. For me... Its the holidays and it got real busy. Plus some personal stuff going on. I'll be sporadic with my promoing on all shows until the beginning of the year. Was actually going to promo for velvet yesterday. But when i noticed it was against daffney and her fued with mickie, I knew it would be taking a back seat to the real angle of the match and would hold absolutely no bearing on the actual result... So I became less than motivated and decided to save it for a time when it would matter.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 3, 2011 21:02:17 GMT -5
TNAwrestling.com Exclusive!Man, what day is it? I swear, feels like I've had this hangover for two...three weeks now.Is it Monday? Sunday? No wait... Friday! No, that's that other show...
Damn!
Wait a minute! Where'd this come from?Mercer holds up one of the Tag Team Title belts. ...HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN ASLEEP?!?!?It's only been a month, brothers. Heck, it hasn't even been that long.A month since what?A month since Turning Point....oh, yeah. Turning Point.
.........so where'd the belts come from?You won them. From A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels....me and Mikey?That vanilla goliath is gone, brother. You and the Lake Erie Monster, Tommy Mercer!...we're tag team champions?Yes!Wait. 's comin' back to me. I lost to Eric Young, he lost the TV Title...Legends Title.Thought it was...Legends Title.Whatever. Then we both decided we needed to get our shit together, we started teaming up, it worked. Then we got a tag title shot out of nowhere along with every other team in TNA. That much I remember.And you won.We won?You won.We won.You. Won..........we won?Yes!!!On the first try?YES!!!!!!.........................GOD DAMN, WE'RE AWESOME!!!
So why can't we remember the last month?It was one heck of a victory celebration.[/b] I remember women...
And beer...
And balloon animals...
And Regis Philbin for some reason...
Huh?Mercer reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a picture of himself hugging a My Little Pony doll. ...So what have we been doing here the last few weeks?
You tied with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels stole one from him.
...HAH!!! AJ CAN'T EVEN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SO DRUNK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!WHAT?! DANIELS BEAT ME?! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! NO!!! SHIT!!! PUMPKIN WHAT??!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! BAT CREDIT CARD!!! f***!!! BARBARA STREISAND...!!!!
RAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!Mercer walks off screen, but we can hear him smashing stuff and screaming unintelligibly. So, we booked this week?
It's Saturday.
...so, we booked?
This is for the website.
Oh. OH! The hell we doin' givin' an interview for the ten percenters?!?!?
Just go with it.Mercer storms back into frame. ...SONS OF BITCHES DAMN INTERNET GEEKS LIVING IN THEIR MOM'S BASEMENT EATING CHEESE NIPS AND DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW RANTING INCOHERENTLY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!Mercer stomps off again, as more screaming and smashing is heard. What he said.
So, we need to say something to whoever's gonna fight you next week. Or at the Pay Per View.
Man, what's there to say? AJ's a chump, and I've proved it. Daniels is a slimy bastard, and we're gonna get him back for that blatant thievery from last week or two weeks ago or whenever. And we're gonna beat 'em at...whatever the next PPV is. They couldn't beat us when there were two other teams to beat. They couldn't beat us when we were smashed! Fairly, at least.
WE BEAT YOU ON OUR FIRST TRY! AND YER GETTIN' US AT 100% AT THE PAY PER VIEW!!! WE'RE THE FUTURE, YOU'RE THE PAST, WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU, SO JUST SAVE SOME TIME AND PUT YERSELVES DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!Mercer reenters the shot. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... MY FRIEND!!! AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING... TILL THE END!!! CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! THE REST OF Y'ALL ARE LOSERS CAUSE WE'RE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
OF THE f***ING WORLD!!!This promo is so meta it hurts.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 3, 2011 21:10:44 GMT -5
I don't know what on earth I was thinking when I wrote this, but I brought this back: Robbie E on Twitter: 4. (Credit to Fake Tweet Builder)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2011 21:46:27 GMT -5
...I absolutely love crazy Tommy Mercer.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 4, 2011 3:28:41 GMT -5
Sorry for going off but I really am frustrated that there are no non-title feuds going on. It's really bothering me the amount of people on the roster who are doing f*** all.
On that note, I hesistate to ask but Hayden is there any chance we can do a promo this week?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 4, 2011 3:50:33 GMT -5
Expect a PM shortly, PN
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Dec 6, 2011 16:53:47 GMT -5
Is there a card for impact yet?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 7, 2011 4:19:56 GMT -5
Well I have been kinda busy. Plus nobody requested anything. I should have a card up sometime today.
EDIT: And the card has now been added to the fiorst post.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 8, 2011 12:36:34 GMT -5
Does anyone else maybe want to do the show tonight? I'm really not in the mood.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 8, 2011 13:07:56 GMT -5
Sorry, but today will be a long day for me and I have to start preparing for Smackdown this Saturday, so I can't help. Hopefully someone will be willing to lend a helping hand though.
ETA: You could always push the show back a day. That way you'd get more promos, I'll be able to send mine in then too. Smackdown is already pushed back to Saturday, so feel free to take Friday for this week.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 8, 2011 13:41:57 GMT -5
I dunno though. I probably won't be in the mood tomorrow either. I did say that my heart isn't in this anymore, I'm only doing it because nobody else will. But now I think I've reached my breaking point. I really want to get this show done mainly so I can get it done. But I find myself mentally unable to do anything.
We could give it a shot by waiting until tomorrow. If nothing else it'll give me more time to find a backup.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Dec 12, 2011 17:56:00 GMT -5
Just posting to note that I am checking in on this thread. Don't want to seem pushy, but also don't want anyone thinking this thread/fed is being forgotten.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 14, 2011 0:15:05 GMT -5
So.....
It looks like the book's just laying here...
*picks up book*
Um, I guess everyone can send me the promos they wrote....
Unless someone else wants to do it...
I don't really think PN would mind at this point.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 14, 2011 0:21:41 GMT -5
You're taking over for PN? I'm definitely okay with that. I'd say wait for him, but as you said, I'm sure he'd be fine with this.
Promos sent.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 14, 2011 0:23:56 GMT -5
.... Yeah, I didn't write any. Partially because I've been busy with other stuff, both here and offline.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 14, 2011 0:29:14 GMT -5
You're taking over for PN? I'm definitely okay with that. I'd say wait for him, but as you said, I'm sure he'd be fine with this. Promos sent. I'd like to wait, but he hasn't posted in like 4 or 5 days. If I do take over, it is TEMPORARY, I don't know how well I can run a show from a Wii. But I can try.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 14, 2011 0:41:53 GMT -5
Let's say....
Impact Friday 6pm Final Resolution Monday 6pm
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 14, 2011 10:54:24 GMT -5
Okay, I'm here. I have been checking in occasionally. Things have been kinda bad for me lately. I might work my way up to promoing again but that's about it just now. I wasn't sure when I was gonna be able to step up and do things again. So much thanks to Jono for handling things just now. And I apologise for leaving everything in disarray.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Dec 14, 2011 14:13:51 GMT -5
Okay, then I guess it's official.
PN, please send me everything you got.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 14, 2011 14:24:16 GMT -5
Well I have five promos, two of them from you. So I'll just send everything just in case.
Speaking of which, since Hayden won't answer my PMs as usual, anyone want to promo with me to help me get back into the swing of things? Tank? M? Macman?
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