Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 16, 2011 17:22:01 GMT -5
12/16/2011: So you want me to tell you the story of how it all began? 2010 was the year it happened. I was younger then, younger than I am now. Things were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a dangerous trio in CHIKARA, former King of Trios, Campeon, and Cibernetico victor. But as time passed, fate took upon a different path for F.I.S.T. The latest King of Trios had come and gone, and F.I.S.T. were non-victorious in that tournament. The weeks and the months dragged on and it became clear a hard choice had to be made. So, in the summer month of July, at Chikarasaurus Rex I took out the weakest member of F.I.S.T. I made a clear and vivid statement that weakness, hesitation, and failure were not acceptable. Afterwards I walked all night, I walked as I had walked years before when my mind swam with guilt. I had thought of all the things I had done, and couldn't undo. And I longed for a moment's peace. As time passed, however, I came to know peace. Peace in that horrible rhythm of 1-2-3. The sound of victory. The sound of accomplishment. F.I.S.T. were predators once again. Predators with all-seeing eyes, meant to give our opponents detachment from victories, titles and false bravado. And as it came to be, I myself, and the world it seemed, forgot about the almighty and powerful Gran Akuma. ![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/AkumaReturns1.jpg) That is until he seized an opportunity like no other. The night before CHIKARA went live before the world with "High Noon," he returned. The mythological warrior rose from the ashes seeking vengeance. Upon seeing him, being a genial, forgiving man, I tried to make peace with him - although he is the father of lies. I could only come to ask "have we forgiven each other then?" Before I got his answer, I observed a miscreant leaning on my car, parked just outside the Palmer Center. I had to immediately depart to shoo him away from my vehicle. When next we saw each other, in Philadelphia, you had some personal frustration with Greg Iron to vent. I can respect that. He is an irritating character to us all. You were justified in punting his face. My partners in F.I.S.T. have cautioned me that you might be seeking some kind of revenge. I guess those 16 months off didn't enlighten you as to why you were forced out of our tightly knit trio in the first place. Akuma, you are a loser. You lose matches. You choke. In a pinch, no one can count on you. What choice did I have? I had to put you down. Now I'm going to give you the choice I never had. Call off your meaningless stalking. Stay down like the wretched, abused animal you are, and do not show your face in Easton on January 28th. For if you do I will be forced to teach the forgotten first lesson: that I am powerful, beautiful, and without regret. I will once again do unto you what I did before. Leave you in the middle of the ring a battered and broken vagrant. Without sympathies, ICARUS![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/icarus-head.jpg)
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Dec 16, 2011 17:55:51 GMT -5
Changed my mind; it should be ACH and RaJETT if they do an ACW trio. That would be an awesome trio.
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Toates Madhackrviper
King Koopa
Is owed an Admin life-debt.
This avatar is so far out of date I might as well stick with it forever now.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 18, 2011 1:47:13 GMT -5
The other day at my job at Burger King a guy came through the drivethrough in a Chikara sweatshirt and I was pretty surprised so I didn't say anything at first, but when I gave him his food I said "by the way I like your sweatshirt" and he said "oh thanks I saw them at (location I couldn't quite make out) "the other" (time I couldn't quite make out) before he drove away.
I was kinda hoping there was an offchance it was one of you guys because that would be pretty hilarious.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 18, 2011 10:33:20 GMT -5
IT'S OVER!
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Post by baronmordo on Dec 18, 2011 11:04:28 GMT -5
Rematch from last year with a different result. Called it as soon as Harada beat Kotoge in the first round. Good for Harada.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 18, 2011 19:42:01 GMT -5
About time. Harada's Osaka's next ace, in my opinion. Good to see they're giving him the nod.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 18, 2011 23:55:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 0:27:11 GMT -5
There's also a sale. Spend $60, save 25%. This is f***ing awesome, because I was planning on getting my brother Joshimania for Xmas. Now I can add High Noon and pretty much get it for free.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 19, 2011 8:25:38 GMT -5
This week's PAGG features FIST vs. The Batiri from "Klunk in Love" in October.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 20, 2011 9:18:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 10:50:02 GMT -5
I had a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 21, 2011 10:59:04 GMT -5
Cinnamon Grahams, or whatever they're called these days.
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Post by mjolnir on Dec 21, 2011 13:41:27 GMT -5
Barber is...weird.
Like, I don't really get what they're going for with him and this segment.
As bad as this is to say...it almost feels like they're trying to give him a Rainman type gimmick.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 21, 2011 14:37:03 GMT -5
Agreed. Barber is just an awkward man and he's uncomfortable to watch.
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Methusael86
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Post by Methusael86 on Dec 21, 2011 16:49:15 GMT -5
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Dec 21, 2011 16:56:43 GMT -5
I like Barber. He's the anti-Bryce.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 21, 2011 17:06:56 GMT -5
I like Barber. He's the anti-Bryce. Whoa! What's wrong with Bryce?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 21, 2011 17:09:25 GMT -5
Well, he is incredibly biased towards Technicos.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Dec 21, 2011 17:15:27 GMT -5
I like Barber. He's the anti-Bryce. Whoa! What's wrong with Bryce? Not a thing. I like Bryce. But Barber's personality is totally opposite of Bryce. And your reaction to that is exactly what I meant. And that's why I like him.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 21, 2011 17:47:47 GMT -5
Whoa! What's wrong with Bryce? Not a thing. I like Bryce. But Barber's personality is totally opposite of Bryce. And your reaction to that is exactly what I meant. And that's why I like him. Well played.
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