Ric Flair is at it again. Months after offering a 5-minute phone conversation for $750 and a personalized video message for $1000, The Nature Boy is now offering his up close and personal services.
For $100,000, Flair will: "Accompany any young lady for a night of laughter, socializing, and dancing at the most special occasion of her young life: her high school prom." However, it's noted that, "There will be no interaction outside of the building in which the prom is being held. Prom ticket, limousine transportation, and Mr. Flair's round-trip plane ticket are to be paid for by the parties involved. Mr. Flair will only be providing himself and will bring his own suit. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the prom."
Flair's website also notes that, "Older women wanting Mr. Flair's services for a high school or college reunion will be allowed to have Mr. Flair's services for $100,000, in addition to the plane ticket and limousine transportation. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the event."
Not sure if this has already been posted elsewhere, but I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Is the Nature Boy bankrupt?
I can't think of much creepier things for an old man to be doing. That I first saw this juxtaposed with "Chyna is an escort" is all that much worse.
In the 1980s or early 1990s even when he was 40 I could probably see it based on his gimmick (or maybe real life at the time) finances. But now in his 60s it is creepy.
The price is way too high but maybe for a LOT less it would be nice for a college or high school reunion for someone around the same age as he is or slightly younger or maybe a woman who grew up watching him. I don't see anyone buying it at $100,000.
I think A&E TV should pay it to have him on a intervention show. For $100,000 he should be under contract to a backyard wrestling federation not giving one day with what seems to be some limitations and additional requirements. Though with Flair now the 'will bring his own suit' thing sounds less like he will have an awesome NWA or WCW worn suit but more like a dirty suit someone found in the dumpster and wears to look presentable compared to their normal attire. The "night of laughter" will probably be at the girl's expense.
If Flair had retired in 1991 when he left WCW and left with the amazing reputation of excellence he had at the time people all over would probably be pulling in money in groups to reach $100,000.
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