TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2012 17:48:06 GMT -5
Yeah M! Defend my honor.
Stand up against that cyber bully! ;D
Don't be a bully, Be a SPARTAN!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 8, 2012 17:52:03 GMT -5
Bully nothing, I just don't like being badgered.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2012 17:55:47 GMT -5
Oh. . . I just saw the other was opened and that one wasn't. So I sent a throwaway pm to be safe.
Street Badger. hmm. Might be a possible future display name.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 8, 2012 17:57:54 GMT -5
I hadn't looked at either of them so I dunno why one was opened and one not.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 8, 2012 18:02:01 GMT -5
Well I sent it to you and cage, so maybe he was the one who opened it. Whenever I send a mass pm, they all open at the same time (whenever the first person opens it I assume), so that's probably what happened.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 16:40:53 GMT -5
Just to let you know, I split up the entrances in Feast or Fired with promos. So don't panic when the entrances start and your promo hasn't come up.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 17:01:57 GMT -5
Just to let you know, I split up the entrances in Feast or Fired with promos. So don't panic when the entrances start and your promo hasn't come up. I'm going to whip up something for Team 3D, since it's practically been forever since I last promoed with them.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:00:58 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Genesis. I’m Mike Tenay alongside Don West at ringside. West: Well it’s the first TNA PPV of the year and we are all set to start as we mean to go on. Tenay: Well we kick things off with the X Division Championship on the line. First let’s go back to the champion, Robbie E.
Outside of the ImpactZone, a green Ford Escape pulls up to the entrance. The windows are down, but you can hear talking and laughing. The driver and passenger doors open, and it's the two members of The Shore, Becky Bayless and The TNA X-Division Champion, Robbie E. The crowd shows their disgust, as the two look as arrogant and snotty as ever. For some reason, Robbie E is wearing a Hawaiian shirt, with a lei around his neck. Becky has a pink flower in her hair. And they both have..... suitcases? Robbie throws his arms into the air, and turns toward Bayless:
Broskettetti, I've got to give it to you. It was a bromantic idea for a vacation. Did you see some of those chicks? They don't just call it "The Home of The Coconuts" for a reason! (Laughs) Sick joke dude.
(Nods) I know, I know, I rule. But seriously: You'd think everyone would know by now that if I think your hot, then sooner or later, your gonna be with me, amirite?
(Nods) Course. Your one of the few around here with a killer bod.
Thanks Bayson Ryan. But as I was saying: Who in the hell do those girls think they are to reject me? Me out of all people? I mean, look at them! The skirts, the eyeshadow, they're practically begging for a night out! And me, being the Head Macho of TNA, calls them out on it. Now I've been the recipient of many wrestling moves of my time, but REALLY? A FREAKING HAIR PULL? Is this the 50's or something? Come on! Did you see the looks we got at the restaurant? The girls were flying toward me, and I swear, I had nothing metallic on me! And then, they thought they had the right to-
Now inside the arena, The Shore doesn't even look where they are going. And as Robbie rambles on with his story, he bumps into his challenger for tonight, Austin Aries. Robbie forms a huge smile on his face, now that he's run into him.
Well if it isn't Double AA! What a coincidence! What's going on man?
That's redundant, man. And backwards.
But I'm a fan, so I'll give you one more chance to get it right.
Whoa, don't worry bro! I know who you are. Your Austin Aries. Who, I must add, is a VERY talented broski! You wouldn't be here tonight if you weren't. Your also one of the reasons the dudes and dudettes, and the bros and fangirls came here. There are people swinging on the lighting poles just to get a gander at this match. THE DREAM MATCH! The Shore vs The Star. Winner takes all. The girls, the money, the fame and the power, not to mention my copy of Skyrim. You and me here tonight, live at Sega Genesis.
To put in shorter terms, this is an honor for both of us.
I don't know about that, but I'll admit, it's nice to get a title match against a guy who actually deserves to hold the title. Even though it's a guy ripping off catchphrases from a guy named after a drink.
Robbie E lets out a laugh, though it seems more like a chuckle. He's clearly not impressed by the remark.
Well, as that chick from the Broadway musical once said: Anything they can do, I can do better. It doesn't matter if your an imitation, as long as you do it better. And I think if you take a comparison, you'd agree I do A LOT better then you know who. (Robbie fist bumps Bayless)
But anyway, me and my main babe just got back from a 3 Week vacation in The Fiji Islands. And it was SICCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!
But don't worry bro. Knowing both of our talents, we'll tear it up out there.
Oh, there's no doubt of that. You've got that title for a reason, after all. You fought tooth and nail to earn the right to steal it away from the guy holding it any time you want, whether he was ready or not. Then again, you did that to Jesse Sorensen, which I think the entire world can agree was a public service. Really, man, you deserve a medal for that one.
But none of that's important right now. No, you don't need to worry about your past opponents, or your vacation, or some internet nerd, or anything else. You need to be facing forward, Bob. Because tonight, you've got the biggest match of your career in front of you. Two-time World Champion, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, the MV3, The Starr of TNA, A Double himself, standing across the ring from you with the title on the line. And that title's step one on the road to saving this company from the state it's in right now, the Triple A (Austin Aries Ascension). And there's not a thing that can stop that from coming to pass, not even a guy holding the title that...frankly, I don't really have a problem with. Then again, that might just be down to your present company.
Uh.... Becky?
Oh gosh. Let's see here..... I've been with Too Cruel, Dirty Diddy Money, Sick Twisted and Deranged, Spider Webb, The Man Beast, One of the guys from The New America, Ole Speedy Gonzalez, That Porn Star, The Living Legend, Cousin Sal, That Group With The Stoners, Whiplash Carwreak, The USYRR, The Rare White Bobcat, Reil em in, Nightlife, That Guy Who Messed Up His Nose, Some Guy Named Kevin Matthews, Sabu for some reason, Danny Devito, Jimmy Jack Jacobs, Cousin Sal #2, That teacher from that group up north, Saturday Night Fever, Wild and Young, Diamond Mine, I don't Swinger that way, one girl, Angel Sanchez, and you.
....... Nope, never seen him before.
....... Damn. You just got even more awesome then you were before. You've really met that many people?
Like, yeah! It's a Jersey Thing!
.........okay, not really sure how to follow up on that one. I could give my list, I guess, but then we'd be here until next Saturday, so I think that's not a good idea. I'm just gonna go to the ring now. Good luck tonight. Trust me, you're gonna need a whole lot of it.[/color]
Bro, I've done things in college that make me a worldwide sensation, and a role model for the average man. My success story is an inspiration. Your the one that's going to need the luck. Dude: Both of us have done things. But do you know one thing you'll never do, if your not careful? Win the X-Division title off of me.
Be careful with fire Austin. For even friends at times, get burned.
Hey, you're welcome to believe that. And I'll shake your hand and call you the better man if you do keep that title tonight. But then? Then that noise starts going off in your head. And you wonder what it is for so long until it clicks, then "No. No, no no no!"
Then you wake up. And yeah, you'll still have the girl, but you won't have the title.
*Aries walks off.*
IT DOESN"T WORK THAT WAY BRO! My dreams only involve me and Kim Kardashian! ...... And occasionally an anime character!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:01:05 GMT -5
OK, since I couldn't get my second promo done, just follow my hint tonight. And in case the match in question takes place after I leave... {Spoiler}Winter wins
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:05:56 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA X Division Championship!
JB: Introducing first, the challenger, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, Robbie E!
Tenay: Well neither of these men are crowd favourites but this should be a tremendous match nevertheless. West: Well all I know is that it’s finally time for A Double to become champ! Tenay: Well don’t put the cart before the horse, Don.
TNA X Division Championship Robbie E (c) v Austin Aries 4 votes 15 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:07:49 GMT -5
OK, since I couldn't get my second promo done, just follow my hint tonight. And in case the match in question takes place after I leave... {Spoiler}Winter wins Well that match is after this one so you should be okay.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:08:29 GMT -5
Robbie E with a dropsault.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 9, 2012 18:09:54 GMT -5
Robbie with a DDT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2012 18:13:08 GMT -5
OK, since I couldn't get my second promo done, just follow my hint tonight. And in case the match in question takes place after I leave... {Spoiler}Winter wins Well that match is after this one so you should be okay. No offense to you, but I know how long it takes you to write/post stuff... As for the match at hand... Robbie E with a Jersey Jughandle! Which is a back suplex drop.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2012 18:16:13 GMT -5
Aries with the Ascension!
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 9, 2012 18:16:13 GMT -5
Triple A teams with Triple H and Triple B to hit a triple (triple) suplex to Robbie for the non-squash.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:20:52 GMT -5
Robbie E gets Aries in a rear chinlock and wrenches it on. Aries fights up to his feet and elbows out. Aries comes off the ropes right into a spear from Robbie E!
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Aries kicks out!
Robbie E goes up top and sets up for an elbow drop but Aries moves. Aries then locks on the Horns of Aries. Robbie E struggles and manages to reach the ropes. As Robbie E pulls himself up he turns into Aries who kicks him low and hits the Brainbuster! Aries goes up for the 450. But as he comes off the top, Bayless pulls Robbie E out of the way. Robbie E then follows up with the Fist Pump Cutter!
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JB: Here is your winner, and STILL TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
West: Ah damnit! Tenay: Well I told you, Don. You shouldn’t count your chickens. West: It’s not fair, damnit! Tenay: Well nevertheless that was a great match to kick off Genesis.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2012 18:21:30 GMT -5
Neato Sweeto Bash Gazebo.
Try saying that that three times fast.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:24:24 GMT -5
*Traci and Lacey are shown in the back.* I did it Lacey! I defeated Mickie James on Impact and now have a shot at the Women's Championship!Oh yes, it was quite impressive! I am this much closer to realizing my goal of taking over the show. Once I have the Women's Championship around my waist, they will have to start taking me seriously.Yes, but you still have to defeat Mickie James again tonight, but this time it will be one on one. Not sure why you think one on one would produce any other outcome than the one from this past impact...Well, I did chokeslam...*Interupting* BUT you do provide a compelling point. When it comes to intellect, I am miles above Mickie James(or any other knockout on the roster for that matter), but when it comes to in ring prowess, she may be my equal in every way. Now normally, my enhanced aptitude would mean that I should come out victorious. But if history is any indication at all, there are usually outside variables involved that can sway a decision the other way. Thus I have devised a plan to completely take control of the situation and be declared women's champion even before the match even begins!!OOoo... are you going to strike a powerful promo to strike fear into your opponent?No.....Are you going to try to pretend to be Mickie's best friend only to reveal that you only have one true best friend, me, and blindside Mickie in the middle of the match!?Blindside someone in a one on one match? *Shakes head* No... I...Or some spooky mind games like that Skyscraper dude in WW... LACEY! ENOUGH! I was thinking more of a direct approach. My plan... is to give her THIS!*Traci produces a large brown box. There is a label on the side of it that says "To: TNA Women's Champion". You bought her a present? Oh, don't be disheartened Lacey. This is not your typical present. Inside is a self projecting incapacitating agent intended to render my opponent immobile until daybreak.Oh... yea... I am totally following everything you just said.*Sigh* Its sleeping gas Lacey. When she opens this package, she will not wake back up until morning... .by doing this, Mickie will not be able to come down to the ring tonight for her match. And if she is unable to compete, she must forfeit her match. And if she forfeits her match, they will have no choice but to award me with the Women's Championship belt.Nnnaaaaarrrrrffff... What is this ....narf?I dunno, heard it on some television show the other day.Copying something you see on TV? That is for morons completely devoid of any sense of imagination or creativity.*Lacey stands there a couple moments then smiles* And in this case, very fitting. But that matters not! I don't have time to take this myself, as I need to prepare for tonights match.I thought you said there wasn't going to be a match?Yes, but I know that I can't let anyone else know that I know there will be no match tonight....What? Nevermind. I need you to take this to Mickie James's lockerroon. I need you to assure me that it will get to its intended destination.Ok!No, promise me.Ok, I promise to make sure this gets to its internal indigestion. Close as I'm going to get, I suppose. Hasten yourself Lacey, time grows short!*Lacey takes the package as Traci heads into the lockerroom to change.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2012 18:27:52 GMT -5
Katy Nikita Lee and Sarita are backstage.
OK, here's what I don't get. Winter isn't bothering us anymore. She came back to go after Mickie, not us. So why're we getting involved?
Because Winter is a dangerous, evil entity. She's a parasite of the worst kind. She feeds off one Knockout, then moves on to the next, irregardless of what happens to the last victim.
Mickie James nearly went insane because of her. Brooke has been a changed woman...
What about you? You're still the same.
Right?
Well of course! But you and I are much more strong minded, dear.
But I am determined to put an end to her game once and for all.
That's all well and good chica, but don't forget about us. I hope you haven't given up on the Tag Team titles...
Of course not. But that will come in due time.
Sarita gives Katy look.
Well, then I guess I should wish you luck tonight.
Thanks dear.
As Sarita opens the door to leave, she finds Mickie James waiting outside. The two look at one another before Sarita exits, bumping Mickie's shoulder on her way by.
Um... Katy?
Mickie! What a surprise.
You got a minute?
Katy motions for Mickie to come in.
This isn't easy for me to say, but...
Thanks. For helping me out a couple weeks ago? With Winter?
Oh, that. Please. Winter is a poison. Somebody had to do something. Think nothing of it.
Just, after everything that's happened, it's weird that we're on the same side all of a sudden...
Please. We have a common enemy, but we are far from being on the same side. If you retain your title tonight, you'll be able to count on me being among those chasing you for it.
And you know me. I'll welcome the challenge with open arms.
Yes. You will won't you?
Well Mickie, as you know, I have a match to prepare for, so if you don't mind...
Of course.
Mickie starts to leave.
Oh and Mickie?
Mickie turns back.
You are quite welcome.
Mickie smiles then exits the room. Katy resumes getting ready as we fade out.
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