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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 16:05:11 GMT -5
I might need to push the show back. Just by and hour or so. It's just that I still have a ton of stuff to prepare.
One of these days we'll have an Impact take place at the advertised time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:00:59 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Impact. We are just three days removed from Genesis and the big news is we have a new world champion. West: Yeah, Mr Anderosn is champion, Dreamer is leaving and the Feast or Fired cases are being handed out. Tenay: And we kick things off with Eric Young who is already in the ring.
Eric Young is standing in the ring.
Anyone who purchased Genesis a couple of nights ago, ordered the Pay Per View of a lifetime. They saw me retire the legend, the great Tommy Dreamer. They saw Joe beat Abyss. And they saw a huge win, as Sting was finally defeated, by none other than Mr. Anderson.
But tonight. . . tonight will be momentus. Tonight is a huge night, and it all starts with this mic in my hand. Mark your calenders, because today, January 12th, will be the day that TNA is forever changed.
Now I could just come out here, and announce it, But I think its only fair that the person this regards should be able to hear this in person, and have a fair chance to respond.
So may our new TNA World Champion, Mr. Ken Anderson, please come on down.
Anderson makes his way to the ring, holding the TNA Championship above his head in triumph.
First of all, congratulations are in order to you for successfully defending the OTHER title I won from Sting last year.
And while I couldn't be happier to FINALLY be the TNA Champion, I suspect you're about to dampen my mood.
Let me guess, ever since Genesis, after you retired Tommy Dreamer, you've gotten a taste for blood.
And now you want to retire someone else, and you have decided you want double gold in the process.
Let me make one thing clear, Eric Young, I've said it before and I'll say it again, the first man who gets a shot at this title is Samoa Joe.
So if you want a piece of me and this title, you . . .
Anderson pauses.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Eric, I apologize, this whole thing with The Revelation has me paranoid, I've been watching my back for months.
So, EY, what's on your mind?
First off, lets give another round of applause for our TNA World Champ folks. He's worked damn hard, and I think he deserves it!
The crowd breaks out in an Anderson chant.
Now, for my announcement.
I won't lie, the paranoia isn't too far off, but don't worry, I won't be interfering with your match with Joe. You've been waiting for that for a bit, and so has he. Me, I'm willing to wait a little longer then Against All Odds. Past Destination X. Even past Slammiversary.
Because my announcement has to do with October 14th, Bound For Glory.
I have struck a deal with Jarrett, and I don't know if he said yes because he doesn't believe in me, or because he does, but that doesn't matter right now. What matters to me is my title. The Legend's Championship. If I can successfully defend this at every opportunity until the event, I will get my chance to accomplish my dream.
I will get to main event Bound For Glory, and I will face the TNA World Champion, where we get to do our best Hogan vs Warrior impersonations, putting both belts on the line.
And I plan on doing that. I've beaten Shatter. I've beaten Dreamer. And I'll beat anyone else who stands in my path. Until I become TNA World Champ too. And that anyone does include you.
Now the reason I called you out here, and it was not to hurl a weak threat at you. There will be a lot of time for us to get angry at each other, but tonight is not a night for that. I successfully defended my gold, and you finally earned yours. So we're both happy. So I figured I'd call you out . . .because I like you.
You're a good guy with a smart head on his shoulders. But I don't trust you. I know I can go all the way to Bound for Glory with my title, and I'll take on whoever is champ. But I want it to be you. Anderson vs Young, highlighting the biggest ppv of the year. I know you'll give it your all night in, and night out, but for one second take Joe out of your mind.
Screw Joe. Screw Magnus. Screw all of that. I want to hear straight from your mouth, that come October 14th, you will still be TNA World Champion.
Let me tell you something, Eric, Nothing would make me happier than to tell you that I will, but we all know that The Revelation is going to do whatever they can to get this title back, and there's also the matter of those four cases they're going to open tonight.
Now, I trust Storm, if he gets the title shot, I know he's not going to screw me over, but Lord help us all if Magnus gets that briefcase.
Can you imagine if he were to cheapshot me and become 4-time Champion, we'd never hear the end of it.
I tell you what though, I can look you in the eye, man to man, and tell you that nothing would make me happier than carrying the strap into BFG and defending this belt against you.
So what I'm thinking is that since The Revelation says they want ALL the gold, that means they're coming after you as well.
So I propose the following, it's real simple, you watch my back, I'll watch yours.
Anderson extends his hand.
Young shakes his head no.
Young holds the Legend's title up, and Anderson clangs his own TNA World Championship against it.
There you go, thats the seal of trust between champs.
You ever need help, I got you, don't worry. And I'd say the Revelation is long past due for a Revelation of their own. You guys want to try to step on TNA, well guess what, TNA steps back. And we step hard.
Alright then, EY, I think we're finally making some progress around here, I think we may finally be able to eradicate those scumbags.
Tenay: Well here comes Samoa Joe. West: Well he is teaming with Anderson and Scott Steiner in our main event.
*Joe slides into the ring with a mic in hand.*
So, you finally did it. Took down the Stinger against all odds and finally won yourself the big one. Congratulations, Champ. Beating Sting, that's not easy. Even when he's not taking a shit all over his legacy by associating himself with the most hated man in professional wrestling and jokes like D'Angelo Dinero and Bobby Roode. Beating Sting's pretty much the way to make your career. And you did it. You're the man now.
But, you know they're gonna come crawling out here about Sting getting a rematch that he "rightfully deserves". So, let's beat him to the punch. I want it, these people want it, and I'm pretty sure you still want it considering how they screwed me out of my title and "our match" is practically all you've been talking about for months.
Against All Odds, main event, Ken Anderson against Samoa Joe with the World Title on the line.
You in?
Okay, I guess I wasn't perfectly clear a couple minutes ago, but, of course, yes absolutely, a promise is a promise, Joe, the fans are finally going to get the biggest and best PPV main event of the year.
I'm in.
Tenay: Wow, not only do we have our main event set for Against All Odds but Bound For Glory as well. West: If Young can keep the title that long. Tenay: Hey wait a minute!
The Revelation run to the ring and attack. They quickly take care of Eric Young and turn their attentions to Joe and Anderson. Joe and Anderson try to fight back but are unable to overcome the odds. That is until Scott Steiner comes down and joins the fight. With Steiner's help Joe and Anderson are able to run The Revelation off as Impact goes to commercial.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:03:59 GMT -5
JB: The following contest s scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, The British Invasion!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
Team 3D v British Invasion 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jan 12, 2012 18:05:38 GMT -5
Devon and Bubba with the taken double clothesline... its a regular double clothesline, only this time its by taken superstars....
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Post by The Tank on Jan 12, 2012 18:05:54 GMT -5
Team 3D with a jobber squasher.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 12, 2012 18:10:45 GMT -5
Team 3d with a 3d
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:12:42 GMT -5
Ray takes out Terry with the Brother Bomb. Then Devon comes in and together they hit the 3D on Williams!
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JB: Here are your winners, Team 3D!
Tenay: A good win for Team 3D. West: And that has to put them in line for a title shot. Tenay: It very well may.
Good evening, this is Jeremy Borash, and with me tonight is the newly crowned Women's Champion... the one, the only... Traci Brooks.
Thank you, JB. But I need to correct you on something. It's the 'newly crowned 2-time Women's Champion.'
My appologies.
That's quite alright, I'm use to dealing with muttonheads.
...right. But I want to touch on something you said after the match the night of the PPV. Let's take a look on the monitor.
Your thoughts?
He was correct.
You are going to Disneyworld?
*Traci looks at JB with annoyance* Why would I take such a significant moment and waste it on a trip to a place literally 10 miles from here?
Ah, so you mean you are going to take over the show.
Precisely.
Well, many men and women have come here in hopes of becoming big. They spend all their lives trying to get good enough and get a fan following great enough to become a big star. What makes your attempt different?
Well, for starters, when I say I'm taking over the show... I'm not meaning metaphorically. I have just set up a meeting with the main figureheads next week.
*JB thinks on this.*
I'll wait.
*Thinks a little longer.* You can't mean you are literally trying to get full control over this show...do you?
For starters... yes.
For sta..? *Begins to laugh* You are trying to unseat the likes of Jeff Jarrett? Oh, that's the best one ye...
HEY! I don't make fun of you talking about wanting to become someone important when you grow up.
Grow up...? I'm thirty sev...
And I'm much closer to obtaining my goal than you are of yours... and that you can take to the financial institution of your choosing.
*Traci walks off.*
But.. I am improtant...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:15:03 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of ODB and Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: And their opponents, Lacey Von Erich and the TNA Women’s Champion Traci Brooks, Leather n Lace!
Lace n Leather v ODB and Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 12, 2012 18:19:27 GMT -5
Traci with a brainbuster
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Post by The Tank on Jan 12, 2012 18:21:23 GMT -5
Lacey hits a powerslam on both opponents simultaneously.
Traci takes all the credit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2012 18:22:46 GMT -5
Traci with a Westside Moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:27:04 GMT -5
Lacey knocks Lisa off the apron but the gets whipped into the corner by ODB. Traci takes herself in as ODB goes for the Dirty Dozen but traci then rolls her up! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here are your winners, Leather n Lace! JB: Here are your winners, Leather n Lace! Tenay: The new champion manages to steal win here. West: She stole nothing. That was smart. And shouldn't it be Lace n Leather? Tenay: Well in any case JB is ready and the first part of Feast or Fired is about to get underway.JB is standing at the top of the ramp with Brutus Magnus and Brian Kendrick. On podiums are the four Feast of Fired briefcases with Christy Hemme standing by. Ladies and gentlemen it is now time to discover the contents of the four cases. the order of the draw has been chosen at random. First up, Brian Kendrick!Kendrick steps forward. Since you debuted in TNA you have had many great moments, culminating in you winning the TNA X Divsion Championship in July of last year. You went on to hold that belt for five months before losing it to Jesse Sorensen. Now you could have a guarenteed opportunity at regaining that title. Or you may have a chance at the Tag titles. You could even have an opportunity at the ultimate prize, the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. But you could, by the same token, be fired. Brian Kendrick, are you ready?Don't keep us all in suspense Jeremy...Kendrick walks over to his piano, which is inexplicably on stage, and begins playing... Open...(open)
Open...(open)
Open...
The caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase....Let's find out what is in your briefcase!Christy opens the case. Congratulations Brian, you have earned an X Division title shot!Well...Kendrick resumes playing the piano. A title shot was my desire...
Last year I set the X Division...
ON FIRE!!
Robbie E, it's your turn...
Prepare for the slow burn...
When the time is right...
Robbie, you taunted me throughout my entire title reign. Now the roles are reversed. I will get my title back. And the best part is, you won't see it coming.
I'm Brian Kendrick...
THANK YOU!!!And now there are three cases left. Brutus Magnus, if you could step forward please.Magnus comes forward. Brutus, you stand here as a former three time TNA World Champion having one of the longest title reigns in TNA history. That could all come to an end tonight.. However you could also have a world title match. How are you feeling?Feeling? Borash, I have a shot at the World Title, a title that I made famous. And beating that wanker Mr. Anderson would only make that victory sweeter.Alright then, Brutus Magnus, let's find out your fate!Christy opens the case. Congratulations Brutus Magnus, you have earned a World Tag Team Championship match!*Magnus doesn't respond, but the look on his face says it all. Magnus grabs the case and storms off to the back, making sure to flash the two finger salute on his way out.* Ladies and gentlemen, we will return with Feast or Fired after this.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:30:25 GMT -5
AJ Styles makes his way to the ring.
So everybody has been wondering what I got involved in the main event at Genesis. I've seen a whole load of theories on the internet. There's a whole bunch of talk in the back. But I am here to set the record straight. You see...
Chrsitopher Daniels comes down and gets face to face with AJ.
Sorry for interupting but I really want to hear this. Seeing as how it took you three whole days to tell me what's going on. Now seriously, after the crap you pulled on the award show last week I think I deserve an answer.
Well if you give me a minute as was about to give you wone. You see as I said, there's been a lot of speculation. You see some people think that given my past relationship with Sting I was helping him.
And were you?
That depends. You see there's the other theory that says that I've finally decided to step up and defend TNA from The Revelation. After the crap I went through with The Greater Good I wasn't keen for that to happen again.
So which is it?
First let me ask you something. You saw the main event. In your opinion, who was I throwing the bat to?
I dunno. It looked like your throw it into the middle of them.
Well exactly. Here's the truth of the matter. I don't care. I don't care who left Genesis as world champion. It doesn't matter to me.
The why did you get involved in the first place?
For one simple reason. I wasn't even booked on the show. I had nothing going on. I wanted to something. Even if that something was only a tiny little thing to affect the destination of the world title. And guess what? It worked! Everybody is talking about it. Check the message boards. Check the news sites. AJ Styles the hot topic. I haven't been that for months.
That's it? You wanted attention?
I wanted to be relevent again. Is that wrong?
If you were that desperate to be on top then why didn't you go to Jarrett and ask him for a title shot? I'm sure he would have given you one.
That's a great idea. Then what? I get shoved into a spot on some random Impact. Sting gets DQ'd to keep his title. Then he goes back to his real feud with Anderson and Joe.
So you got everyones attention. Everyone has remembered AJ Styles exists. Now what?
Now? Now I have a match with Robert Roode. So if you don't mind why don't you head on back to the lockerroom. I got this.
Oh you've got this. Well fine by me. See you later, AJ.
Daniels leaves the ring and heads to the back.
JB: And his opponent, representing The Revelation, from Wall Street, Manhattan, New York, weighing 240 pounds, Robert Roode!
AJ Styles v Robert Roode 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2012 18:33:05 GMT -5
AJ with a moonsault!
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Post by The Tank on Jan 12, 2012 18:34:35 GMT -5
AJ with a Corkscrew 630.
Hey, it got everybody's attention!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 12, 2012 18:37:44 GMT -5
Styles with a PELE!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:40:16 GMT -5
Aj ducks a lariat from Roode and hits the Pele! He then follows up with the Styles Clash!
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JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: AJ beats Roode but the questions is what next for AJ Styles. West: It will really be interesting to see where he goes form here.
We go to Eric Bischoff backstage with Jesse Sorensen.
So we didn't get a briefcase. So close but yet so far. I'm not disappointed in you Jesse, but I was really hoping we could capitalize on this opportunity. That briefcase would've been a guaranteed title shot, and you've been dying for one of those.
What happened Jesse?
. . . I didn't attempt to go for a briefcase.
Exactly. You got distracted and Kendrick, DJRed...
No. I didn't go for a briefcase because I didn't want one.
Storm, and Magnus go up and . . . Wait. WHAT?
Jarrett is kind enough to put you in that match after the skid you've been on, and that is how you repay him?
Bischoff, I hate those briefcases. They're a cheap excuse to be a coward. They promote jumping a champ from behind, just to get a cheap three count.
That isn't my style Bischoff. I've only been here a short time, but I've already felt the pain that these briefcases can cause. They have the power to derail a career, and I refuse to be a part of that.
And besides, lets look at the four briefcases.
TNA World title shot. I have the most to gain, and even I don't believe I deserve this. Not over countless other people in this company.
TNA Tag Title shot. Who do I have to partner with, Eric? Kendrick, maybe, but I haven't really made the most friends here so far.
And I'm already a part of the EY/Easy E connection, so I couldn't even help.
Yes, what will I ever do now that the great Eric Bischoff is taken?
Hey! I nearly beat Shatter!
Well anyway, no partner means no reason for the briefcase.
Next up, the Fired Briefcase.
I didn't even want to risk this. I'm too new, I have too much yet to accomplish. To be terminated now, I'd be forgotten quicker than Kiyoshi. I couldn't let that happen, and I couldn't risk it with any of the others. In all honesty, if this briefcase wasn't in play, I still wouldn't have tried for a briefcase. But this made my choice a lot easier. The rookie of the year refuses to be cast away.
Finally, the TNA X-Division Title shot.
Now this one would make sense for me. But I refuse to take this. I am not a Robbie E. I am not a Miguel Cesaro. I am not an Austin Aries. I fight fairly. I will not cheat for victory. I'd rather fight my way back up the rankings than use an inaminate object as my justification. And I plan to do that tonight.
People seem to have forgotten about Suicidal Sorensen. Don't. Because I am still the Can't Miss Kid, and I can rise through the ranks at rates unimaginable. Robbie beat Aries, and I see an open spot. No matter the outcome of tonight's match, next week, next ppv, I'm not going anywhere. I will be lurking in the background, Robbie. And when I strike, you won't be ready.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:43:50 GMT -5
When we come back, JB is standing at the top of the ramp with James Storm and DJ Red. And welcome back to Feast or Fired 2012. As we just saw, Brutus Magnus has won himself an World Tag Team title shot and Brain Kendrick earned an X Divison title match. We now have two briefcases left and we know that inside those cases are a World title match and a pink slip. The question is whether it is James Storm or DJ Red who will pay the ultimate price.JB stands between James Storm and DJ Red. Gentlemen, it is time to discover what your case contains. Either of you have a 50/50 chance of a World title match but equally you have a 50/50 chance of being fired. James Storm, are you nervous?Hell, naw, worst case, I got more time to drink.DJ Red, are you nervous?Yeah, but I need to take a risk. Remix Every Day babyOkay. Let's find out. Christy, on the count of three you will open both cases.
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3!Christy opens Storm's case. Storm spits out his beer in surprise. Christy opens Red's case. Red drops down to his knees and starts openly crying No, No, No......This can't be it.James Storm congratulations, you have earned a TNA World title match!HELL YEAH!
That's what I'm taling about.
Hey, Magnus.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!Oh, Red, I am so sorry. I'm afraid you are fired. All of us at TNA wish you well in your future endeavors.Well you know what....Its cool. I thought this DJ thing was really getting over but its all good....Thank you guys for supporting me this whole time.....and for one last time....Moore....Neal....this is for you....
f***ING METAL!!!!!As he says his last words, security comes out, and Red willingly starts walking out of the Impact Zone.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2012 18:47:57 GMT -5
Huh. Gotta say this year's cases were more surprising(to me at least)
I would've guessed:
Magnus: World or Fired Kendrick: Fired or X(guess it counts lol) Storm: Tag or Fired Red: X or Tag
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 12, 2012 18:48:16 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Manilla in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: And his opponent, from Katy Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
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