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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:35:31 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love! And her partner, Venus!
JB: And their opponents, they are the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank!
Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank v Angelina Love and Venus 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 21:37:04 GMT -5
Wilde and Crank with a Wilde and Young
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 21:39:29 GMT -5
Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank with a move!
The move is so amazing, that it can't be described because of how amazing it is.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2012 21:42:13 GMT -5
Wilde and Crank with a Wilde and Young HAYDEN!!! If you named her Melanie Young(Eric Young's younger sister...), that could have been their tag team name! DAMN YOU!!! {Spoiler}Wilde and Not-Young with a modified women's 3D!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:47:36 GMT -5
Crank takes Venus down with a backbreaker and sets up for the Dead Level. Angelina comes in but Taylor cuts her off with the Wilde Side. Crank hits the Dead Level! 1… 2… 3! JB: Here are your winners, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde! Tenay: Well much like in our first match the champions get the win. West: But unlike the first match I don’t have to wonder about the next challengers with Sarita and Hamada waiting in the wings. *Lacey and Traci are both shown in the back.* Today is the day Lacey. I finally have everything needed to show that I am the best person for the job of running this show.
- I have displayed my superior intellect. - I have shown my superior quick wit. - I have revealed A killer sense of style! - *sigh* revealed my high level of patience... - I have been wrestling for 12 years, so I have a deep understanding of what the wrestlers go through. - I was able to carry a tag team to championship gold and have one of the longest reigns this company has ever seen. - I was able to become Women's Champion on two separate occasion. Thus showing I know what it takes to make it to the top, which will translate to knowing those that "have it" and those that do not.
And I have invited the TNA Board of Directors to the show tonight to personally see me in action. Then afterwards I will meet with them, where I will give them the most compelling case as to why I, Traci Brooks, should be the one in charge.Yay! I'm so happy for you, Traci!Now, I just need to make sure that nothing goes wrong. Which means I need you to... umm... do me a favor. Sure Traci! What do you need me to do? Go down to the ring and help you win your match?No.Fend off anyone running in to interfere then!No.Help you with your presentation!Definately not.Make sure you don't have a wardrobe malfunction?LACEY! Stop! Now zip it and listen carefully. This is very important.*Zips her lip shut* I want you to take these keys, walk out that door, and get in the rental car. I then want you to drive over to our hotel following a very specific course I laid out for you on the GPS... This is critical cause I don't want... uhh... anyone following you on this important mission.
When you get to the hotel, I want you to go up to our room on the 18th floor via the stairs, cause I wouldn't want the elevator breaking down on you while you are in it. When you get to the room, I want you to go to the ice machine, get eight pieces of ice... you can count to eight, right?*Lacey shrugs* Good. Then fill the cup with water. Then return here via the same route. Cause I will be very thirsty after my meeting... i mean.. match. Got it?MMMHMMMHPHHMM...*facepalms* You can unzip it now.*Lacey unzips her lips.* Whew, thanks. One question. Why can't we just get them water from the refreshment table right over there?Are you crazy!? We have no idea if anyone has tampered with that water. I don't want to take any chances! Now go... and hurry!*Lacey races off screen and the door opens* Good, now nothing can interfere...Hey Traci! There's a package out here for you!There is? Well bring it in here.*Lacey walks back on screen with a large box. On the side it says "To: TNA Women's Champion".* Thank you Lacey. Now go.'Kay! *Lacey leaves once again. And Traci begins to open the package* Must be a gift from the board. That was very nice of them. I'll have to make sure to thank....*Traci opens the lid and there is a small pop and a a green gas fires up into Traci's face.* Ooo.. how could I be so... *Falls to the floor.* *Fade to black.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:50:09 GMT -5
We head to Jesse Sorensen with Eric Bischoff backstage.
Reason 482: While he might call himself Phenomenal, Can't Miss Kid is a lot better of a nickname.
Reason 483: Pele? Easily avoidable. Corkscrew from the top rope? Unstoppable.
Reason 484: My theme music is better.
You realize that the red light just started flashing a couple of reasons ago, right?
What? Then what's been on TV for the last half hour? And who have I been talking to?
um. . . Matches. This is a wrestling show, you realize? And as for who you've been talking to, just me and Sal the Cameraman. But don't worry Kid, you definitely convinced us.
Definitely. About Reason 38, you had convinced me. But when you said...
No talking Sal. Well I guess since everyone missed it . . . I'll have to show them I can beat AJ.
Highflyer vs Higherflyer.
Current Star vs Future Superstar.
Phenomenal vs Suicidal.
I like my odds. Good luck AJ, you're gonna need it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:51:56 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Katy, Texas, weighing 200 pounds, Jesse Sorensen!
JB: And his opponent, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles!
AJ Styles v Jesse Sorensen 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 21:52:51 GMT -5
Jesse with a 180 tailspin!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 21:54:04 GMT -5
AJ with a pele
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 21:57:59 GMT -5
AJ with a springboard forearm
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:02:10 GMT -5
AJ goes for a springboard forearm but Sorensen sidesteps. Sorensen goes for the Jet Power but AJ counters out of it and goes for the Pele but Sorensen dodges again. However AJ lands on his feet and catches Sorensen in the Styles Clash!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: What a hard fought vistory for AJ over Jesse Sorensen. West: I tell you Mike that an early contender for match of the year right there.
I'm here with Lisa Marie Varon. Lisa, tonight you will be taking on the Women's Champion Traci Brooks in a non-title match. You've been rather silent as of late. Is there something wrong, Lisa?
Huh? Oh, no, there's been nothing wrong. I've been a bit too busy searching for a different theater production to work on.
But let's face it. I've been gone for far too long, and now I need to start again before I can return to the top. Facing Traci Brooks is not going to be easy by any means, but let's face it: I've beaten Traci before, and tonight, I'll do it again.
You know how long it's been since I was a singles champion, Christy?
I, uh, I don't remember.
Exactly. It's been so long that even I can't remember.
Well, allow me to make a little prediction, Christy: I will be the Women's Champion before year's end. Beating Traci? That's just the first step.
Lisa Marie Varon is back.
Trend it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:04:31 GMT -5
*Shot opens up to Traci still laying on the floor, the green gas is no longer present. The door opens and Lacey walks in.*
Hey Trace... don't be mad at me, but I don't know how to drive. Traci? *Sees Traci on the floor.* Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you were sleeping.
*Begins to back out of the room.*
Ya know, she looks kinda cold. *She enters the room, grabs a blanket and covers Traci in it. There is a knock at the door.*
Excuse me, Ms. Brooks. Your match is up next.
Thanks! *Turns back to Traci.* Don't worry Traci, you've had a hard few weeks, so you keep resting. I'll take care of your match tonight.
*Lacey stands up and quickly leaves. The shot zooms in on the sleeping Traci as the scene comes to a close.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:06:32 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: And her opponent, from St Marys, Ontario, Canada, she is the TNA Women’s Champion, Traci Brooks!
JB waits but Traci doesn’t appear. Eventually Lacey comes out in a really bad black wig carrying the Women’s title.
West: I thought this was Lisa Varon v Traci Brooks. Tenay: As far as I know it still is. I dunno what’s going on here.
Lisa Marie Varon v “Traci Brooks” 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jan 19, 2012 22:08:04 GMT -5
"traci" with a chokeslam
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 19, 2012 22:08:19 GMT -5
"Traci" with a pinkybuster
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 19, 2012 22:11:16 GMT -5
"Traci" with the double underhanded squirrel knot!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:16:16 GMT -5
Lisa hits a sidewalk slam on "Traci" then goes for the Widow's Peak. But as she lifts "Traci" up, her wig comes off in Lisa's hands. Lacey takes advantage of the confusion to grab Lisa round the throat and hit a chokeslam.
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3!
JB: Here is you winner, Traci...uh, Lacey...I dunno!
Lacey pays no attention, instead focusing on putting her wig back in place.
West: Well look at that, it was Lacey von Erich all along. Tenay: I for one am shocked.
AJ Styles is walking backstage when he bumps into Christopher Daniels.
So that's your big plan. Challenge Sting.
Yeah, why not?
Maybe the fact that we're supposed to be a tag team.
|Well what do you want me to say, Chris? We had our chance to regain the tag titles and we blew it.
So that's it?
Hey, I want to be the guy again. Is that so wrong?
No. I guess not. But where does that leave me?
Well you got a match with Robbie E. Beat him and you can get a X Division title shot.
I already did that AJ. That's the problem. You forget you aren't the only one who wants to be king. Except there's only room for one on that throne. We'e already been donw this road, AJ. We already came to blows over which one of us was the better man.
Yeah, and as I recall it was me.
Yeah sure. Feed your ego. Now I got a match. But this isn't over.
Daniels leaves.
You're walking away. It sure seems over.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:18:27 GMT -5
And now, a special message from Robbie E.
Christopher Daniels. The Fallen Angel. Said by many to be the greatest X-Division wrestler of all time. The king that sits on the throne. I'm the dashing prince in shining armor.
THE CURRENT X-Division Champion. And THE TRUE King of the X-Division, Robbie E.
Dudes and Dudettes, you might not know this, but me and old Christopher have some history.
A lot more then you think.
So I'd like to take this time to explain to you why I requested this match.
It's real simple: The guy's a jerk.
I've been out on the road with this bro, and let me tell you: He has serious anger management issues to work out.
Like, BAD.
If his phone loses connection? He screams. No toilet paper back the waffle house? HE SCREAMS. Got 11 items on the 12 items or less line? HE SCREAMS! It's embarrassing!
The painting, the movies, he brings shame onto them!
He blames coworkers, he harasses innocent women, women that I COULD have been with had he not ruined their mood, and never once thinks about the actual fact that it's not their fault, and he's overreacting!
Kay, story time:
I'm driving my rental to the arena, kay?
I stop at the liquor store to get something to drink, the guy's with me:
Swipes the bottle out of my hand, takes my car.
Just leaves me out on the street, not caring once about my well being.
Are you serious?
Yes. Yes I am. The guy takes a beverage that I PAID FOR, and then takes off with my car.
Does this guy not remember the horror stories about drinking in Orlando?
Prob-ably not.
Another one:
TNA's touring in Japan, and let me tell you: The chicks could melt a nuclear galaxy out there. Just absolutely unbelievable.
I head up to Chris, and I ask him:
Hey bro, these girls are amazing. Can you tell me how to say I Love You in Japanese?
Hey, have you ever been approached by an Asian Babe? They are out of this world. I knew he had been in Japan before, I thought: Hey, why not?
So he says some gibberish that I can't understand, but I figured that was the correct phrase.
I go up to one of them, said what he told me:
BAM!
Pops me right in the face, runs off.
At this point, I'm thinking: WTF?
Chris is laughing like a manic, and I'm red hot.
And not just the looks anymore, but anger.
It turns out, What he told me to say to her was "My gun goes bang."
I mean, really:
Can you possibly be that childish?
Not only was I embarrassed, but he ruined my reputation.
Until then, I was only slapped in the face by a woman 3 times.
I promised myself I would never pass 3.
And because of a overwhelming urge to pull a joke, he ruins my whole life.
I'll never forget that day.
Daniels, when the cameras off of you, you think your a funny guy.
But bro: Your not.
There's a difference between me and you, and that's I'm awesome in the ring and out, and your never awesome.
All of your pranks have led to tonight, where I extract my totally epic revenge.
In the words of Aya Hirano: Not a single loss will be tolerated. I really hate to lose.
And tonight: I don't plan on doing so.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 19, 2012 22:20:45 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Robbie E v Christopher Daniels 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 19, 2012 22:26:06 GMT -5
Daniels with the BME
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