TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2012 18:26:56 GMT -5
So a tag-ruled guy who I only put in there for the purposes of a promo I never got to finish just beat the #1 contender for the X Division title. Wonderful. My bad. Forgot Cesaro won that, and thought that the match was for the number one contender spot. Crank with a crossbody.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 18:34:22 GMT -5
Eh, the finished kinda works with what I'm going for.
Sarita goes for a hurricanrana but Crank counters into a backbreaker. Hamada tries to interfer but Taylor cuts her off. This allows Crank to hit the Dead Level!
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JB: Here is your winner, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Crank gets the win and if she does that this Sunday she will retain the tag titles. West: Easier said than done though. Tenay: Well let's have some pre-recorded words from Robbie E.
A Message For Brian Kendrick
To beat, or not to beat-- that is the question: Whether tis noble in the mind to be Own3ed To the epics and awesomeness of amazing character, Or to pump fist against The Shore of troubles, And to the opposing, end them. The dreams, the hopes: Shattered. No more. While in my sleep I mend. The pain and sorrow of a loss is never a shock. While the flesh of her comes to, and I consume. The wish you were me. The Party, the gold.... the gold. Many wish that there was a way to hold it. As if my luck will rub off on them. But it's like death in fantasy: It never comes. Everyday I'm shuffling As the dudes and dudettes show respect They know that this is mine: Throughout my life. For noone could bear the end of time The opposition wrong, inside. The proud man stripped. His high school crush disappointed, as he checks for a law against it The office in a fury, as they all come to: The unworthy has the all the accomplishments. All our base belong to him. With all the bros, the question: Why did this happen to thou? Why do we have to bear: The sight of a naked man, with no pride? Forever bringing shame onto his death. But thou shant worry, for he comes from Jersey: References galore: Time traveling, jigsaw puzzles: There is no need for a chick to become mentally ill. The flight of an eagle shall never be stopped, For the division of his is all but very few cowards. And thus, the resolution: The horrible thoughts are gone. And enter many more great moments, brah. For currents days are the future: Texting, gossiping, freshmen girls in short shorts. So remember the name-- Robbie. With a soft touch, he wins over Yet another fine lady, more in the horizon. For sin, is just another word for having fun.
Translation for non old people:
I am the X-Division Champion, I will stay the X-Division champion, because just about everyone I have to face is an idiot. I am a chick magnet, and there's going to be a difference between last year's cash and this year's: The challenger is going to lose, because Brian Kendrick can't get with the times. I am awesome. I'm going to win tonight, and win at Modern Warfare 4: All Odds Against Kendrick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 18:38:48 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Tenay: Well earlier Miguel Cesaro lost to Christopher Daniels thanks to the distraction from Robbie E. West: And you know Cesaro won't let that go.
Robbie E v Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 2, 2012 18:39:52 GMT -5
Robbie E with a swinging neckbreaker.
And various amounts of pumping of fist.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2012 18:40:44 GMT -5
Robbie with a shakespearian fist pump
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 18:52:46 GMT -5
Kendrick goes for The Kendrick but is distracted by Becky Bayless. This allows Robbie E to push him off into the turnbuckle and Hit the Fistpump Cutter as Kendrick bounces back.
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JB: Here is your winner, Robbie E!
As soon as the bell ring, Miguel Cesaro charages to the ring. Robbie E quckily bails and leaves through the crowd.
West: I told you Cesaro wouldn't let it go. Tenay: Well he'll get his chance this Sunday.
*The 'Tron cuts backstage, where Samoa Joe is walking down the hall. Christy Hemme runs up behind him, trying for an interview.*
Joe! Joe, if we could just get a moment of your time...
*Joe stops, not turning to face the camera.*
A moment.
*Now, Joe turns to face the camera.*
Fine. Make it quick.
T..tonight you main event Impact in an eight-man tag team match against The Revelation alongside Scott Steiner, A.J. Styles and...your opponent at Against All Odds, the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Mr. Anderson.
And you want my thoughts on the whole thing. Okay. Scott Steiner's suddenly decided to fight the good fight and put down Sting and his minions. Good for him. AJ's hell-bent on making sure he stays relevant to the point he seems to be betraying everything he believes in to ensure he still matters. Kind of hard to find a flaw in his argument there. He's done everything there is to do, so going all-out to keep his spot's not a surprise.
Abyss is The Revelation's slave? Boo f***in' hoo. A monster like that should be able to keep this from happening in the first place. And if he's gonna stand in my way, then he's gonna get the beating that gets him. Bobby Roode's just jumped on Sting's coattails because there was a little extra room left. And somehow, Pope keeps on managing to come back from every ass-kicking he gets, whether it's me or one of the many, many, many others capable of kicking his ass.
And then there's Sting. Stole my championship, and then lost it. Some people would've called me climbing back to the top to take it karma. They would've called it justice. And now those same people call him losing the title me being robbed of an opportunity to set things right. I don't look at it that way. I don't need to take the championship from him to set things right. I just need to get my hands on that has-been and then you can imagine where things go from there. Because whether it's Russo whispering in his ear, or just good old-fashioned misguided bravado, ever since he showed up in TNA he's failed to learn the lesson of how things work around here. There's just things you don't do, Christy. You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull Superman's cape. And above all else...
YOU DO NOT. F*** OVER. SAMOA JOE.
Because god knows they've already got all kinds of plans to do that on Sunday. Which is why tonight, all I'm focused on is making sure that not one of The Revelation even make it to Against All Odds. That, or making sure that Scott Steiner and AJ Styles, if he can pull his head out of his ass, put 'em down to keep the two of them out of the main event.
*Joe walks off, Christy following.*
Hang on, Joe, you still haven't said anything about your oppo...
I don't have anything to say to Ken Anderson. He knows everything I've got to say about that championship already, and the same goes likewise. I'm definitely not gonna be happy if I don't pull off the win this Sunday, but not like I would be if someone like Sting still had their hands on my championship.
So, you've already accepted you ain't pickin' up the W on Sunday?
*Into the frame saunters "Top Gun" Phil Shatter, brandishing his World Tag Team Championship toward the camera.*
Good to hear one of the old dogs knows his time's almost up.
...did you listen to even one word I just said?
Yeah, yeah, somethin' 'bout Superman. Wouldn't know anything about that. I don't read none of those comic books like those dorky nerd Machineguns we beat to keep these tag titles!
The only reason you've still got those titles is because you haven't fought a real tag team yet. You beat AJ in the middle of his midlife crisis, and the Guns are working off a year of ring rust.
Mmmhmm, go ahead and make excuses for your pals, none of y'all c...
*Joe grabs Shatter and slams him into the wall.*
I'm gonna say this one time, boy. Don't try and pick a fight with me. It will come back to bite you in the ass. Because I'm gonna need something to do on the off chance that I don't walk away from Against All Odds with the World Championship. And I've been X Division Champion before. I practically made that belt. All that leaves is...well, that title around your waist. And I'm sure finding myself a partner wouldn't take any time at all with the way you excel at pissing off every person who hears you talk for more than five minutes. It's definitely doing the job on me.
J....I...yo.....
*Joe backs off.*
Now, I got a match tonight. If I remember right, so do you. So do yourself a favor. Walk away, and consider yourself lucky I didn't waste my time with you.
I....I'm....YER THE LUCKY ONE, FAT BOY!!! YER DAMN LUCKY I GOT A MATCH TO STAY IN TOP CONDITION FOR TONIGHT!!!
You keep telling yourself that.
*Joe walks away. Shatter turns to Christy Hemme, trying to keep herself from laughing at the exchange.*
WHAT?!?!? HE'S GOD DAMN LUCKY I DIDN'T START ANYTHIN'!!! I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO TONIGHT! TEAM 3D, BUNCH OF WASHED-UP HAS-BEENS, NAH, NEVER-WERES!!! ERIC YOUNG, I MADE BEATING ERIC YOUNG A DAMN ART FORM!!!!! ME AND MERCER GONNA F*** 'EM UP TONIGHT!!! AN' HELL, THEN WE'RE GONNA RUN WILD ON JOE, TOO, JUST BECAUSE WE CAN!!! JUST YOU WAIT, GIRL!!! JUST ALL OF Y'ALL WAIT AND F***IN' SEE!!!!!!!!
*Shatter storms off.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 18:55:56 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 589 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: Their partner, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, he is the TNA Legends Champion, Eric Young!
JB: Their opponents, first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!
JB: From Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 252 pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Tommy Mercer!
JB: ANd his partner,from Hickory, North Carolina, weighing 247 pounds, he is the other half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Phil Shatter!
Tenay: Well this is a huge preview for Against All Odds here. West: Yeah, which one of these teams will gain momentum here?
Brutus Magnus, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer v Eric Young and Team 3D 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 2, 2012 19:00:00 GMT -5
Top Gun with a NEW CUSTOM ENTRANCE VIDEO, Y'ALL!!! body slam on EY.
Many, many thanks to SnS for that.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2012 19:01:20 GMT -5
EY with a SCREW YOUR AWESOME ENTRANCE VIDEO! drop toe hold to Shatter.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2012 19:09:16 GMT -5
Magnus with the Tormentum.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 19:16:15 GMT -5
Tie-breaker: Shatter with a "Tank actually promoed for once" slam
Young hits a suplex on Magnus and tags out to Brother Ray. Ray and Devon set up for the 3D on Magnus but Shatter and Mercer come in and attack them. Mercer goes for a clothesline but Ray catches him and hits the Brother Bomb. Shatter then lariats Devon but Young clotheslines him, taking them both over the top rope. Ray checks on Devon but gets rolled up by Magnus!
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JB: Here are your wnner, Brutus Magnus, Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Magnus just stole one! West: Well he could well be our next legends champion this Sunday. Tenay: Well up next is our main event but first Mr Anderson is backstage.
You lost, Sting.
You and the Revelation will NEVER get this title back, Joe and I will make sure of it.
And in case it's not sinking in, tonight, I'll just have to beat it into your head.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 19:20:08 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Vince Russo, "The Monster" Abyss, Robert Roode, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero and "The Icon" Sting, The Revelation!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, Scott Steiner!
JB: From Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
JB: From the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
JB: And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing 243 pounds, he is the TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Waht a star studded main event we have. Six of the men in this match are former world champions. West: As well as the current world champion Mr Anderson. Tenay: Well momentum and pride are on the line.
Samoa Joe, Mr Anderson, AJ Styles and Scott Steiner v The Revelation 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 2, 2012 19:21:11 GMT -5
Joe with a musclebuster
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Post by The Tank on Feb 2, 2012 19:28:28 GMT -5
Joe with a "Really? You're gonna be snarky on the day I'm one of four people who did?" kick to Roode.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 19:35:49 GMT -5
Joe with a "Really? You're gonna be snarky on the day I'm one of four people who did?" kick to Roode. Yes. Sting hits a DDT on AJ, then tags Roode. Sting rolls to the outside where he confers with Dinero and Russo. AJ then dives over the top rope onto all three of them. Back in the ring Steiner take Roode off his feet with a belly to belly, then pulls Abyss into the ring. Anderson hits a roundhouse kick on Abyss sending him into Steiner who hits the Steiner Screwdriver. Joe then finishes Roode off with the Muscle Buster! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here are your winners, Samoa Joe, Scott Steiner, AJ Styles and Mr Anderson! Tenay: Well a big win for Samoa Joe as he is set to challenge for the TNA World Championship. West: Speaking of which look at this face off. Anderson gets face to face with Joe, Anderson raises the world title overhead. Joe just stares a hole through Anderson as Impact goes off the air.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 2, 2012 19:38:36 GMT -5
Thanks to Tank, Lodi, Spartan and Jono for promoing. Thanks to Tank, Spartan and Hayden for promoing. Again apologises for the show quality.
Updated Against All Odds card:
TNA World Hevayweight CHampionship Mr Anderson v Samoa Joe
AJ Styles v Sting
TNA World Tag Team Championship Phil Shatter and Tommy Mercer v Team 3D
D'Angelo Dinero v Scott Steiner
TNA Legends Championship Eric Young v Brutus Magnus
TNA X Division Championship Robbie E v Miguel Cesaro
TNA Women's Tag Team Championship Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank v Sarita and Hamada
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2012 19:39:37 GMT -5
Mark your calenders ladies and gentlemen.
Hayden's going for the Triple Crown.
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Post by The Tank on Feb 2, 2012 19:40:45 GMT -5
Joe with a "Really? You're gonna be snarky on the day I'm one of four people who did?" kick to Roode. Yes. Well, as long as we're clear. ;D Mark your calenders ladies and gentlemen. Hayden's going for the Triple Crown. Uh...try again. TNA Triple Crown's the World, Tag, and X Titles.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2012 20:00:46 GMT -5
Mark your calenders ladies and gentlemen. Hayden's going for the Triple Crown. Uh...try again. TNA Triple Crown's the World, Tag, and X Titles. But the Hayden Triple Crown is the Legends, Women's Tag, and X Titles. Big difference.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Feb 3, 2012 14:10:07 GMT -5
I'm at a dead end with Velvet. If anyone has something for her(fued, alliance, valet), let me know.
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