[glow=red,2,300]WWCF Presents[/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]Niteraw[/glow]
Gorilla Tim TH: Welcome everyone to another exciting episode of Niteraw! I'm "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and joining me as always is Jesse King!Jesse JK: Lord of the Ring is just one week away, Gorilla, and I can't wait like anyone else.TH: Tonight we have a non-title match between The Great Warrior and the World Heavyweight Champion Jonathan Michaels...JK: We also will see the Interforums Champion the "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma live as he is released from the Parts Unknown Hospital. The Majority Shareholder tried but failed to keep him quiet, and I can't wait to find out who the Majority Shareholder is.TH: And tonight we will find out who the finalists are as Connor Mackenzie takes on Whitey Fats in a rematch a month in the making, and in our next match, The Smokin' Vokoun takes on the Hardcore Champion Ryan Blood. Take it away Michael Muffer!King of Wrestlecrap Semi-final Match
The Smokin' Vokoun versus Ryan BloodMichael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a King Of WrestleCrap tournament semifinal match!*"Iron Man"*
Michael Muffer: Introducing first! Being accompanied to the ring by Lou Thesz III, he hails from Chicago, Illinois and weighs in at 280 lbs! Representing Viva, Inc....SMOKIN' VOKOUN!*The arena turns purple as Iron Man starts to play. Vokoun walks out with Thesz to an arena full of boos. He looks around crazily and giggles. He then screams at the top of his lungs and walks to the ring with Thesz close behind*
Michael Muffer: And his opponent!*The lights go out*
*"Virus"*
Michael Muffer: He is the WWCF Hardcore Champion! Being accompanied to the ring by the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Head Detective Aaron Enigma, he hails from Baltimore, Maryland and weighs in at 208 lbs. Representing The Equalizers....RYAN BLOOD!*The jets of blue flame light up the stage and reveal Blood and Enigma at the top of the ramp. As the arena lighting turns blue, both of them walk down to the ring, both engaging in staredowns with Smokin' Vokoun the entire way. Blood climbs into the ring and removes his jacket and title belt as the lighting returns to normal. Referee John Creed calls for the bell as Enigma watches the opening moments of the contest from the ramp side of the ring and Thesz climbs through the ropes on the opposite side to do the same
Match starts out with Vokoun and Blood tying up, Vokoun powering Blood back into the corner and causing Creed to start a five count. Vokoun breaks with a hard shove to Blood, and backs away, grinning. Blood, meanwhile, looks pissed*
TH: Smokin' Vokoun with the power advantage in this match.JK: I do have eyes, Gorilla.*They lock up again, but this time Blood executes a standing switch and drives Vokoun down to one knee from behind, but Vokoun powers back up and counters into a wristlock. Blood winces as Vokoun twists away, but manages to escape and applie a wristlock of his own to Smokey. Vokoun doesn't suffer long, though, rolling forward, slapping down on Ryan's arm to make him break the hold, and locking Blood in a cravate!*
JK: The grandson of the great Lou Thesz seems to have really helped Vokoun improved his technical wrestling!TH: That he has, King; so far these two are going hold for hold. With Vokoun scheduled to challenge Aaron Enigma for his Inter-Forum Championship at Lord Of The Ring, that's something the Head Detective is certainly making a note of right now!*As Enigma watches his Lord Of The Ring opponent with interest, Blood stretches a leg to the ropes and hooks the middle rope. Creed begins another count and Vokoun decides to bring Blood back into the center of the ring with an arm drag! He rushes forward to capitalize, but Blood recovers in time to spring up and take him over with a hiptoss! Blood charges at Vokoun, but Vokoun is up an instant later and Blood screeches to a halt. The two of them stare one another down, contemplating their next moves...*
TH: Standoff.JK: Looks like they're getting ready to lock up again, Gorilla!*Another tie-up, this time resulting in Vokoun executing a side headlock takedown! Blood tries to counter into a headscissors, but Vokoun pushes his legs away and continues working the headlock. Blood then tries a different tactic, hitting Vokoun with a stiff palm strike to the ear! Vokoun is dazed, and Blood nails him with another one that forces him to let Blood go. Blood pulls himself up by the ropes and hits a dropkick to the head of a rising Vokoun! Blood with an Arabian press, cover!*
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TH: Arabian press gets two! Ryan Blood appears to have decided to move away from the mat wrestling.*Blood whips Vokoun into the corner and hits him with repeated shoulders to the stomach, knocking the wind out of him! Ryan backs up and charges Vokoun, goes for a Stinger Splash--Smokey dodges and Blood eats turnbuckle! The Hardcore Champion groggily stumbles backward--RIGHT INTO A BIG BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Cover*
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JK: Close!*Vokoun drags Blood up by the hair and hits him with a pulling piledriver! He stands up and starts talking trash to Aaron Enigma before climbing to the top rope. Vokoun takes flight and CRASHES down onto Ryan Blood with an elbow! He covers again*
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TH: Bah gawd, he almost had Blood after that big flying elbow drop!JK: And Blood might be about to lose, Gorilla; Smokey's going for that Chicago Claw of his!*Vokoun locks on the Chicago Claw! Blood thrashes and flails in desperation! Fortunately for him, he's close enough to the bottom rope that he can drag himself close enough to grab it and Vokoun has to let him go at four. Smokin' Vokoun punches the mat in frustration*
TH: We've seen this before, fans; Smokin' Vokoun has improved vastly in skill, but sometimes he'll lose his temper in the middle of a match, and that might cost him here!JK: Or it might help him! Both of us know what it's like to be the victim of an angry Smokin' Vokoun, and trust us: it's excruciatingly painful!*Vokoun briefly confers with Lou Thesz III, who is trying to calm him down and giving him advice as Aaron Enigma looks on with concern at his Equalizers teammate, lying on the ring apron and coughing. Blood musters the energy to roll under the bottom rope and fall to the floor, causing Creed to begin counting him out. Vokoun turns around at the sound of Creed's count and seems momentarily undecided on what to do...he then makes his way to the side of the ring Blood rolled out on and begins climbing through the ropes...*
TH: Looks like Vokoun wondered whether to let Blood get counted out or try to bring him back inside the ring to beat him by pin or submission, King.JK: Vokoun doesn't wanna win by countout, Gorilla! You heard what he said before this match: he wants to destroy Ryan Blood!*Vokoun glares at Enigma, who spreads his hands and backs away from both Vokoun and Blood, saying that he isn't going to interfere. Vokoun hops from the apron to the floor--jawbreaker from Blood! Vokoun wobbles on his feet, and Blood capitalizes by grabbing him and sending him crashing into the steel ring steps with a ura-nage!*
JK: Holy crap Gorilla, did you hear him hit those steps?!TH: I sure did, King!*Blood rolls into the ring to restart the count and leans on the ropes, watching Vokoun on the outside. Vokoun is almost on his feet when Blood rushes to the other side of the ring (announce table side), bounces off the ropes, and charges back at Vokoun to shoot through the ropes and plow into him with a suicide dive that takes Vokoun down and sends both men tumbling up the entrance ramp!*
TH: The Hardcore Champion slamming into Smokin' Vokoun like a rocket!*Blood picks himself up and whips Vokoun back toward the ring--reversal by Vokoun! Blood crashes front-first into the apron and staggers away, cradling his chest and moaning in pain. Vokoun pursues and hits Blood with a Bionic elbow! Blood is knocked backwards into the ring apron, which is the only thing keeping him up. As Vokoun moves in to inflict more punishment Blood suddenly comes back to life and blasts Vokoun with a discus clothesline! Vokoun is dazed and stumbles backward to catch himself on the ringside barricade*
TH: Both of these men seem almost out on their feet!JK: They better worry about the count as soon as they come to!*After a moment or two pass (and Creed continues counting), Blood rushes Vokoun and goes for a clothesline--Vokoun catches him and GIVES HIM A SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE BARRICADE!*
TH: Bah gawd, what a spinebuster, and onto that solid steel!JK: Hardcore Champion or not, that's not a move anybody wants to take!*Vokoun picks Blood up and hoists him in a fireman's carry...he backs up a few steps, preparing to hit a Samoan drop onto the steel steps...suddenly Blood starts elbowing Vokoun in the head, dazing him and forcing him to drop his opponent! Blood drops onto his feet behind Vokoun and sends him stumbling forward with a stiff roundhouse kick to the back!*
TH: Blood with enough fight in him to avoid being driven onto those steel steps!JK: Creed's up to nine now!*At the same exact moment, both Vokoun and Blood suddenly realize they need to get back in the ring at the same time! As one, they rush toward the apron...Blood makes it into the ring before he's counted out, but Vokoun is a little farther away and is in JUST after Creed counts ten and calls for the bell!*
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as the result of a countout....RYAN BLOOD!JK: That cheap son of a bitch! The Smokin' Vokoun gets skunked again!TH: That's why I never left the ring, King. I wanted my opponents where I could beat them fair and square. They took a risk, but now Ryan Blood advances to the King of Wrestlecrap Finals.JK: Well I doubt he can win that match and win the Fatal Four Way in one night. Get him for me at Lord of the Ring, Viva and Whitey!TH: Whitey?JK: In the King of Wrestlecrap Final.TH: He hasn't wrestled Connor Mackenzie yet. Maybe it'll be Connor Mackenzie versus Ryan Blood.JK: Shoot me now. The Equalizers are just a sneakier version of Viva, Inc.TH: Well Niteraw is off to a good start and it's time to cut to our sponsors. Up next is the TV Title and later we have the Interforums Champion, Aaron Enigma, live as he is released from the Parts Unknown Hospital. Stay tuned!TH: Welcome back WWCF Galaxy. Up next we have another exciting match as the hottest new title to grace the WWCF is defended tonight as El Hombre de Jazz defends his TV Title against Doctor Demento and Gus Richlen.JK: I think I'll go with El Hombre de Jazz. He's not allied with another set of cronies. He's by himself and I respect that. He's also not Gus Richlen.TH: Gus Richlen didn't get through to you last week?JK: Take it away Michael Muffer!Triple Threat TV Title Match
Doctor Demento versus Gus Richlen versus El Hombre de JazzThe following Triple Threat Match is for the WWCF Television Championship!*"Let's All Get Demented" hits to a chorus of boos as Doctor Demento gets wheeled out to the ring.*
Introducing the challengers first, from High Atop The Throne, weighing in at 185 pounds, The "King Of All Media," Doctor Demento!Demento will be part of the Winner Takes All match at Lord Of The Ring, and he would love momentum to be on his side by going into the match as the TV Champion.Nothing against Demento, but I hope that when the time comes on that night, he'll step aside and allow the best person in this company to walk out with all the gold, and of course, I'm referring to Viva!*The piano intro of "Young" garners a MASSIVE pop before the pyro goes off. There's just one problem: Gus Richlen is not showing up.*
From Peshtigo, Wisconsin, weighing in at 181 pounds, the "Xtreme Machine," Gus Richlen!Gus Richlen has been put through hell by Viva over the past couple of weeks and has had to listen to the browbeatings from Viva, Demento, and El Hombre Del Jazz, and yet I think that he is about ready to snap. But where is he?Hopefully not bothering to show up! He can just sit in the back and cry his eyes out while he waits for Viva to fire him!*Jake Kwan is waiting, but the song is close to done and Richlen still has not shown up, so he starts waving towards the entrance, cueing up "Irakere" as Alberto Ramierez and El Hombre Del Jazz walk to the ring.*
And accompanied by Alberto Ramierez, from South Of The Border, Mexico, weighing in at 87 kilograms, the WWCF Television Champion, El Hombre Del Jazz!El Hombre Del Jazz has been a bit more critical of Richlen than he has of Demento. I hope for his sake that he has not made a serious error.He can afford to be critical of Richlen, but he's no match at all for Demento under any circumstances!*Kwan raises the belt in the air, still looking for Richlen to show up, then calls for the bell.
Hombre and Demento lock up right away, but it doesn't last long as Hombre armdrags him. Demento pops back up but gets armdragged again, then gets back up and walks into another armdrag. Demento gets to the ropes and starts to pull himself up, and as Hombre charges, Demento back body drops him over the top rope!
Demento follows Hombre out and Irish whips him into the steps, then as Hombre turns, Demento nails him with a shining wizard into the steps!
Demento tosses him back in the ring as he grabs the steel steps, mindful that this is still a Triple Threat Match, and shoves them under the bottom rope before sliding back in, grabbing Hombre, and hitting a stalling drop suplex on the steps!
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Hombre kicks out, but Demento starts to lift him up AND THEN THE PIANO SOUNDS AGAIN!!!!
But instead of "Young," a much harsher guitar intro hits next:*
The secret side of me
I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it
So stay away from me
The beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it*As "Monster" by Skillet plays, Gus Richlen FINALLY walks out to the ramp, wearing the barbed wire mask and carrying a mic.
Except he doesn't leave the top of the ramp.*
Sorry I'm late, fellas. I was having a hard time trying to motivate myself to compete for a title that I really don't want.Huh?Since when has HE never wanted a championship?Now, I know what you're thinking. Why would I refuse a title when it could help me get Shaelin back?
Simple. Viva won't let her come back even if I were to win this match. Hell, he won't let her come back even if I were to make him tap out at Lord Of The Ring and walk out as a double champion. Hell, he won't let her come back even if I were to win the WWCF World Championship!
The fact of the matter is that Vincent Van Agony is not a man of his word.*During this promo, Demento goes for a superkick, but Hombre ducks! Demento turns and walks right into a handspring enziguiri!
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Demento kicks out....*
Yes, Viva, I just went ahead and called you a liar. You and your little back pocket lackey Demento are both liars. Especially where Lord Of The Ring is concerned.*As Richlen walks to the ring, Demento counters a monkey flip attempt into a butterfly suplex!
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Hombre kicks out, but Demento pulls him up and starts delivering Radio Static to the back of Hombre's neck. He releases him after several headbutts, but then he looks at Richlen, who is still outside:*
But that's the difference between me and them. I speak the truth. And Viva doesn't like it. Because the truth hurts nearly as much as the pain that I will inflict on him at Lord Of The Ring. And he can call it repetitive, he can call it hot air, he can call it what he wants it. But he knows that what I've been saying is the truth. And that's why he has so much bluster these days and tries to destroy my morale by making Shaelin's life miserable.*Demento has been focusing a bit too hard on Richlen, and Hombre makes him pay for it with a spinning heel kick to the back that sends him to the outside!
Demento lands right in front of Richlen, who stops and keeps talJK:*
Demento, you are in my way in more ways than one. You stand as a deliberate obstacle in my quest for revenge. But make no mistake about it, I will get you out of my way. And I will have no mercy when I do so.*Demento gets up and lunges at Richlen, but Hombre slides out of the ring and throws him back in. He then pauses to glare at Richlen, who lightly gestures to the ring. Suspicious, Hombre re-enters the ring, where he is met with a spear from Demento!
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Hombre kicks out!*
Viva, you simply do not know what I am truly capable of. You think you can afford to write me off as a complete non-factor, as a failure, as a joke, but I will make you pay the price. And it will not just be paid in your championship.*Hombre is stuck in the corner and gets nailed by the double running knees! Hombre doesn't go down, so Demento charges for the Media Blitz, but Hombre ducks and he crashes into the corner before Hombre rolls him up!
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DEMENTO KICKS OUT!!!*
I will make you bleed, I will make you suffer, I will make you beg, but none of it will be enough for you. No. I will not stop even if you beg me on your knees for mercy. My heart and soul are too full of rage, pain, and hatred to show even the slightest amount of compassion.
The same joy that you take in running people down and watching people suffer will be the same joy that I feel in watching the fight drain out of you, Viva. I said I will make you feel multiple the pain that you have made Shaelin suffer, and I mean that I will make you feel that pain.*Meanwhile, Demento goes for another spear, but Hombre trips him up and goes for the tiger feint kick, but Demento grabs him, pulls him from the ropes, and delivers the Doctor's Orders!!!!
But in the middle of this, Richlen reaches under the apron, pulls out Shaelin's trademark pink elephant, and slides in the ring.*
You asked me what I could possibly do with a pink elephant, Viva. Here's just a small part of the answer.*Demento is getting up from delivering Doctor's Orders AND RICHLEN NAILS HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE LOADED PINK ELEPHANT!!!!
Kwan looks at Richlen, expecting him to make a cover, but instead, Richlen drags Hombre into it!!!!*
Now count the pin, Kwan, or I will give you a paltry ten percent of what Viva will be unable to avoid at Lord Of The Ring! And once you count the pin, get the hell out of my way!*Kwan has no intention of getting choked out again, so he obliges!
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Here is your winner and STILL WWCF Television Champion, El Hombre Del Jazz!*Kwan bails from the ring, Ramierez pulls Hombre out, and Richlen pulls Demento up and chokeslams him!
Demento rolls out of the ring, clearly in pain, as Richlen grabs his mic again and exits the ring.*
And when it's all said and done, Viva, I will never repent of what I do, I will never feel remorse for the blood I leave behind, I will never let you forget the nightmare I put you through, and I will never, ever, respect you-*Security suddenly starts rushing to the ring, but Richlen runs back in the ring and goes right after them! Despite the numbers advantage, Richlen takes many of them down with lefts and rights, then dropping one with the Carnosel, another one with a Carnosel, another with a reverse STO, and chokeslams one more!
With security down, Richlen rolls out of the ring and starts pulling tables, chairs, and Singapore canes, tossing everything in the ring. He then takes a chair and swings it right into the midsection of one security before slamming it down on his back! Another security charges and gets the chair to his head! Richlen then grabs the cane and starts hitting other security members with it, sending several of them scurrying!
Then he sets up one table, grabs a security, and Carnosels him through the table! He sets up another table and chokeslams another security through it! He sets up a third table, and as a security charges, Richlen Samoan drops him through it! A fourth table is set up, and the security that got Carnoseled through the first one gets the Final Judgment through this one! Up goes a fifth table, and the chokeslammed security gets scooped up and put through it with the Badgerland Initiative!
The Samoan dropped security staggers to his feet, but Richlen grabs him from behind and hits Vixen's Venom! The man staggers, but Richlen grabs him and locks in the Nightmare Express! Richlen does not let go of the hold, and the security eventually slupms to the ground unconscious!
With men down and others fleeing, Richlen stands in the middle of the ring and picks up the mic:*
At Lord Of The Ring, Viva, the end won't come soon enough for you.
It's time for you to pay the price.*"Monster" hits again as Richlen drops the mic and leaves, a savagely blank look in his eyes and a violent smirk on his face.*
TH: Harsh words and harsh holds from the X-Treme Machine there, King. That Fatal Four Way promises to be brutal at Lord of the Ring.JK: Richlen is talking a lot of talk, but I think he will find out that Commissioner ViVA can walk a lot of walk. And there's still Doctor Demento and Ryan Blood besides.TH: Lord of the Ring is one long week away and it is only heating up. Up next we have the Nontitle faceoff between The Great Warrior and Jonathan Michaels and still later we have the Interforums Champion Aaron Enigma being released from the Parts Unknown Hospital. Stay tuned!TH: Welcome back from commercials WWCF Galaxy. Up next the World Heavyweight Champion, Jonathan Michaels, takes on the Great Warrior, who awaits him in the ring as we speak.JK: The Sam sure is proud of the Great Warrior; like he is enough to defeat Jonathan Michaels.Nontitle Match
The Great Warrior versus Jonathan MichaelsTH: You're rooting for Jonathan Michaels?JK: Jumping to conclusions I see, TH. I'm just calling it like I see it. I've watched the Great Warrior. He has the goods to be a success within the WWCF, but he needs education first. Jonathan Michaels, for all his faults, at least understands basic ring strategy.TH: Well, we'll see how the Sam's pride and joy works out tonight in this special Nontitle Match.JK: The Punisher should take notes tonight. Like, a line or two.MM: The following match is a nontitle match! In the ring, hailing from the deepest, darkest parts of Parts Unknown, weighing 250lbs, he is The Great Warrior!JK: Sometimes I'm not sure if the Great Warrior really understands what he's doing.*DOA - Foo Fighters*
MM: And his opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California and weighing 240lbs; he is the World Heavyweight Champion: Jonathan... Michaels!JK: To think, he probably has just a week left to hold onto that.TH: You really think that The Punisher will take it off of JoNo?JK: Sure. The Punisher is ruthless and tenacious. Kind a reminds me of myself.TH: He couldn't defeat Jonathan Michaels at Christmassacre though. What makes you think a rematch will clinch it?JK: Two words: no distractions. No General of the Monkey Army-TH: Teddy Roosevelt.JK: Yeah yeah yeah. Definitely no Gus Richlen. No Viva Inc and no Equalizers. It'll be mono e mono at Lord of the Ring.TH: Jonathan Michaels has proven time and again that he is not to be underestimated, and he will prove it tonight against the Great Warrior, who has far more to prove.*Referee John Creed starts the match.*
TH: And the Great Warrior charges for Michaels!*Michaels sidesteps the Great Warrior...*
JK: But the Great Warrior's on the rebound! Let's go spear!TH: JoNo with a spinebuster! The Great Warrior is down!JK: Yeah, but he's getting up!TH: Michaels with a left. A right. He's hammering the Great Warrior!*JoNo and the Great Warrior move to the corner...*
TH: Irish whip by Michaels. The Great Warrior has lost control of this match.*JoNo charges at the Great Warrior...*
JK: But an elbow to the face can change that around. Get him, Great Warrior!*The Great Warrior hops up onto the second rope...*
JK: And with one good chop off the second rope, JoNo meets the mat. Take it home, GW!TH: Great Warrior with a pin. One! Tw- JoNo gets the shoulder up.JK: It's early in the match. Ooh, Great Warrior picking JoNo up by the hair! That's gotta hurt.TH: But Michaels fights back! Irish whip to the ropes... snap suplex! JoNo holds for the pin! One, two, Warrior kicks out!JK: JoNo underestimates the Great Warrior. The Great Warrior has an unconventional style honed from years of living in the deepest, deadliest, darkest parts of Parts Unknown...*GW grabs JoNo's hair again and chops him in the chest.*
TH: Grabbing the hair is bad form in my book.JK: In your book? GW can't even read.TH: A kick to the midsection. Great Warrior with a buzzsaw k- JoNo spins out of the way- Fade to Black! Warrior is down!JK: Kick out!TH: One! Two! Three!*DOA - Foo Fighters*
MM: Here is your winner by pinfall: Jonathan... Michaels!TH: Michaels has taken out the Great Warrior, who fought bravely but in vain.JK: I really thought the Great Warrior had this one, but I guess better luck next time.*As Jono celebrates in the ring after his victory with Sara, sarcastic clapping can be heard from the top of the ramp. A spotlight illuminates Frank Castle who sneers at Jono.*
JK: It's the Punisher!Castle: Oh well done, well done. Look at all these people, cheering on their champion. Their egotistical, self obsessed champion. The man who makes it ok to be self centred and arrogant, and still be the champion. Well let me tell you something Michaels. At Lord of the Ring, I will take everything dear to you. I will take your reputation, your belief, and your title. And when all that has gone - how loyal do you think your Equalizer friends, and your darling wife will be, when you have nothing left?Castle, I'm really getting tired of your mouth, every week you give the same spiel.
I swear, it's like you're an episode of Storage Wars getting shown over and over, I already know you want to take everything I've earned away from me, like Dave, that you're desperate to prove that you belong, like Jarrod, that you're an obnoxious blowhard like Darrell, and like Barry, nobody takes you seriously.
But you must be as crazy as you seem if you think Sara will abandon me like a storage locker if I lose one match.
There's nothing you can do to tear us apart, especially after all we've been through, Isn't that right, babe?YUUUUUUUUUP!Castle: Oh I’ve heard all that before. I’ve seen people claim they’ll stick by one another through thick and thin, that they’ll be together forever. You know what that is Michaels? Crap. She’ll desert you. Your friends will desert you, and then you will truly see what it means to be alone. You think I want to be this way? You think I want to be a monster? No, I don’t. I don’t have a choice though. The hand I’ve been dealt means that the only way I know how to live is to hurt people who prey on others. That’s what you do, you prey on other. You prey on these people’s wallets to get their money. You prey on your friends to get them to protect you, when they’d rather stab you in the back and take your title, and you prey on your wife’s position. I bet you’re setting yourself up with a nice little retirement fund from Nintendo for when I crack your skull open in a few weeks time..Then why don't you grow a set and drag your ass down here and try it, pal.Castle: You want me to come down and say this to your face? Don’t be stupid, I’m not going to come down there so you can have all your friends come and jump me, in some fake display of solidarity. Let’s just say between now and Lord of the Ring, you’ll definitely know who you’re messing with, and there’s nothing you, the Equalizers, or your pathetic wife can do about it.*Castle retreats behind the curtain as Jono vaults out of the ring and chases after Castle..*
Excuse me a second.
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