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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2011 16:56:11 GMT -5
*Rides around on a horse, shoots more explosive arrows*
There's really not much else I do. I have a wife that wants to have my badass children, but other than that I pretty much just ride around on a horse and shoot arrows at things.
*Shoots more explosive arrows*
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 31, 2011 16:57:05 GMT -5
I could summon a bunch of zombies if you wanted. They'd probably rip you to pieces, but I could do it.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 31, 2011 17:01:16 GMT -5
Seeing the lack of commitment on other parts of the board, me keeping with it apparently means f*** all.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Oct 31, 2011 17:05:46 GMT -5
I would be posting everywhere, but other than being slightly more dry and sarcastic than I usually am, I don't think anybody would notice that I'm posting in character ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Sooo... Uhhh... *superkicks somebody*
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Oct 31, 2011 17:28:04 GMT -5
I could summon a bunch of zombies if you wanted. They'd probably rip you to pieces, but I could do it. If I kill any of them do I get a hat?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 31, 2011 17:33:53 GMT -5
I could summon a bunch of zombies if you wanted. They'd probably rip you to pieces, but I could do it. If I kill any of them do I get a hat? "Do I Get a Hat?" Really? That's what motivates you? Headgear? When I think of all the fact that My Genius goes squandered dealing with you people I take solace in the fact that My headstone said "My Assassin got a hat".......
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Post by Alex Shelley on Oct 31, 2011 17:43:39 GMT -5
If I kill any of them do I get a hat? "Do I Get a Hat?" Really? That's what motivates you? Headgear? When I think of all the fact that My Genius goes squandered dealing with you people I take solace in the fact that My headstone said "My Assassin got a hat"....... Man, you need to get laid. You know what motivates me? Money, sex, and fame. But really, the only reason I want fame is so I can get more money and sex, so I guess we can't really count that.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 31, 2011 17:48:02 GMT -5
....Ew......
No I think Not Mr.....Shelly.
I find the concept of the fluid exchange in volved in coitus.....icky. If Amy and I should choose to populate the world with a race of Genetically Superior Benevolent Superhumans we'll just call upon some Midwestern gal with a passable uterus to carry the offspring.
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Oct 31, 2011 17:49:35 GMT -5
"Do I Get a Hat?" Really? That's what motivates you? Headgear? When I think of all the fact that My Genius goes squandered dealing with you people I take solace in the fact that My headstone said "My Assassin got a hat"....... Man, you need to get laid. You know what motivates me? Money, sex, and fame. But really, the only reason I want fame is so I can get more money and sex, so I guess we can't really count that. I've already got lots of money killing those RED imbeciles, I get plenty from my Petite Chou-Fleur (RED Scout's mom), and I'm already a famous assassin. So really, the hats are my only motivation. That and I just like killing.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 31, 2011 17:50:17 GMT -5
All I want is to stalk, terrorize, kill, and disembowel random people, preferably children, while messing with their video quality.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Oct 31, 2011 17:53:03 GMT -5
All I want is to stalk, terrorize, kill, and disembowel random people, preferably children, while messing with their video quality. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?! I'd think you'd make a perfect edition to our BLU team, Mr. Slender Man. How good are you at killing psychos wielding flamethrowers?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 31, 2011 18:14:59 GMT -5
Hmmm....a fellow spy. May I introduce myself, I am Agent Triple Zero, Secret Squirrel at your service!
***Likewise me, Morocco Mole!
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Post by Orange on Oct 31, 2011 18:28:18 GMT -5
I must break character just for a second. When we all switch back to normal, this thread is going to be hilarious to read through ;D
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 31, 2011 18:33:14 GMT -5
Revenge is a dish best served cold....did anybody bring desert?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 31, 2011 18:45:17 GMT -5
*runs up to spy wearing Heavy costume*
...buck?
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
Posts: 31,784
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 31, 2011 18:51:33 GMT -5
I must break character just for a second. When we all switch back to normal, this thread is going to be hilarious to read through ;D Normal? Normal?? NORMAL?! *quickly yanks child from a distance with his tentacles and devours within his back* Spy, I am of no allegiance, I simply do what I do because it's within my nature. Fire and psychopaths are of no concern to me.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Oct 31, 2011 18:58:07 GMT -5
....Ew...... No I think Not Mr.....Shelly. I find the concept of the fluid exchange in volved in coitus.....icky. If Amy and I should choose to populate the world with a race of Genetically Superior Benevolent Superhumans we'll just call upon some Midwestern gal with a passable uterus to carry the offspring. It's ShellEy, you platitudinous twit. And I doubt you'd be able to create superhumans. You'd need my stunning good looks to be able to do that.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Oct 31, 2011 18:59:31 GMT -5
Revenge is a dish best served cold....did anybody bring desert? I WAS going to bring desert, but Sabin ate it all, that fatass.
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Methusael86
Samurai Cop
Steam: Dr. Medic MD
Posts: 2,489
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Post by Methusael86 on Oct 31, 2011 19:07:54 GMT -5
*runs up to spy wearing Heavy costume* ...buck? It's about time you showed up you fatheaded oaf! Quickly, you have to distract the Engineers while I sap their sentries!
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 31, 2011 19:10:07 GMT -5
Since it's gone midnight here in the UK and Halloween is officially over, does that mean I have to switch back? ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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