Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2011 8:54:12 GMT -5
Wanna know how I got this scar....
OOC: I swear I'm not goig to do it.....
My Father......was a drinker.....
.....NOOO WRONG STORY!
My Father.....Was a RaceCart Driver!
.....STILL WRONG STORY!
My Father.....Wasn't involved in this........After the Gala...after the GEM she.....HURT Us........Left us embarrassed.....I went a bit......off. There Were "Mistakes Made".......I got quiet, sullen really. After the "incident" where I accidentally unloaded 3 clips of ammuniton into dear princess Nyx Auntie Tia had me taken to Saint Equus's Home for the Dangerously Deranged. It was that or live with Aunt LuLu on the Moon.......and since it WAS Nyx I so callously........mutilated.......They sent me there.
I didn't want to go, but the Nice young Colts in White found me and gave me some sleepyneedles.......then when I woke up......I had this scar on my heady-head, a new Angry Friend that tells me when I'm bad....or when others wer bad to ME........ad my special hugging Coat. They Even put my Nishals on it so's I know it's mine!
My Coat is Warm......
Now you're looking a Blueblood all funnylike.......You have that same look that people get before they decide Bloo isn't fun anymore......or they remember somewhere else they gotta be!
I'm good at reminding people.....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 8:55:55 GMT -5
*gulps*
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 10, 2011 8:56:10 GMT -5
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make a new cape for a new client... um... well, I can't pronounce the name on here - "Eixirt", I guess? - but it's on stationary marked TGaPT, so I can only assume it's for one of those... erm... 'special' colts. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M SPEC... I've come to collect The Great... uh... my... no... Eixirt's cape on his behalf. He can't make it on account of... um... sweaty horseshoe rash. Also, can somepony get this crazy colt out of here... he's start to creep The Great and Powerful Trixie out.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2011 8:57:34 GMT -5
Oh dear... Prince Jerk seems to be broken... that's such a shame. Not.Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make a new cape for a new client... um... well, I can't pronounce the name on here - "Eixirt", I guess? - but it's on stationary marked TGaPT, so I can only assume it's for one of those... erm... 'special' colts. GEM! *Begins Hyperventilating and Contracting inward* Stay in your hugging coat..........Gem can't hurt you in your special coat......Scary Gem Can't get us dirty anymore.....can't scream or they give us sleepyneedles.......
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 10, 2011 8:58:13 GMT -5
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make a new cape for a new client... um... well, I can't pronounce the name on here - "Eixirt", I guess? - but it's on stationary marked TGaPT, so I can only assume it's for one of those... erm... 'special' colts. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M SPEC... I've come to collect The Great... uh... my... no... Eixirt's cape on his behalf. He can't make it on account of... um... sweaty horseshoe rash. Right... "Eixirt". Or should I say Trixie spelled backwards!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 8:58:18 GMT -5
Wanna know how I got this scar.... OOC: I swear I'm not goig to do it..... My Father......was a drinker..... .....NOOO WRONG STORY! My Father.....Was a RaceCart Driver! .....STILL WRONG STORY! My Father.....Wasn't involved in this........After the Gala...after the GEM she.....HURT Us........Left us embarrassed.....I went a bit......off. There Were "Mistakes Made".......I got quiet, sullen really. After the "incident" where I accidentally unloaded 3 clips of ammuniton into dear princess Nyx Auntie Tia had me taken to Saint Equus's Home for the Dangerously Deranged. It was that or live with Aunt LuLu on the Moon.......and since it WAS Nyx I so callously........mutilated.......They sent me there. I didn't want to go, but the Nice young Colts in White found me and gave me some sleepyneedles.......then when I woke up......I had this scar on my heady-head, a new Angry Friend that tells me when I'm bad....or when others wer bad to ME........ad my special hugging Coat. They Even put my Nishals on it so's I know it's mine! My Coat is Warm...... Now you're looking a Blueblood all funnylike.......You have that same look that people get before they decide Bloo isn't fun anymore......or they remember somewhere else they gotta be! I'm good at reminding people..... ....... ....... .......huh?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 8:58:22 GMT -5
Oh, if only Big Mac or the Doctor were here...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 10, 2011 8:58:34 GMT -5
¬_¬ Well, before you come in to claim Eixirt's cape, you'll wash your hooves over near the crazy royal, because nopony who has been near someone with sweaty horseshoe rash is coming into my store.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 10, 2011 8:59:33 GMT -5
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M SPEC... I've come to collect The Great... uh... my... no... Eixirt's cape on his behalf. He can't make it on account of... um... sweaty horseshoe rash. Right... "Eixirt". Or should I say Trixie spelled backwards! *gasp* How did you know... oh... it's you. I trust everything is well.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 9:00:36 GMT -5
Ah, Miss Twilight, earlier today a gentlecolt was here talking about astronomical things.
You might be able to help him later on.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 9:00:46 GMT -5
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M SPEC... I've come to collect The Great... uh... my... no... Eixirt's cape on his behalf. He can't make it on account of... um... sweaty horseshoe rash. Right... "Eixirt". Or should I say Trixie spelled backwards! Well, even ah knew that Twi. Not as stupid as ah look.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2011 9:01:16 GMT -5
Wanna know how I got this scar.... OOC: I swear I'm not goig to do it..... My Father......was a drinker..... .....NOOO WRONG STORY! My Father.....Was a RaceCart Driver! .....STILL WRONG STORY! My Father.....Wasn't involved in this........After the Gala...after the GEM she.....HURT Us........Left us embarrassed.....I went a bit......off. There Were "Mistakes Made".......I got quiet, sullen really. After the "incident" where I accidentally unloaded 3 clips of ammuniton into dear princess Nyx Auntie Tia had me taken to Saint Equus's Home for the Dangerously Deranged. It was that or live with Aunt LuLu on the Moon.......and since it WAS Nyx I so callously........mutilated.......They sent me there. I didn't want to go, but the Nice young Colts in White found me and gave me some sleepyneedles.......then when I woke up......I had this scar on my heady-head, a new Angry Friend that tells me when I'm bad....or when others wer bad to ME........ad my special hugging Coat. They Even put my Nishals on it so's I know it's mine! My Coat is Warm...... Now you're looking a Blueblood all funnylike.......You have that same look that people get before they decide Bloo isn't fun anymore......or they remember somewhere else they gotta be! I'm good at reminding people..... ....... ....... .......huh? I dunno......Pretty lady gots fritters?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 9:01:23 GMT -5
Hopefully the Prince now stays a bit calm...
Oh no, wrong!
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 10, 2011 9:02:01 GMT -5
Right... "Eixirt". Or should I say Trixie spelled backwards! *gasp* How did you know... oh... it's you. I trust everything is well. And you wouldn't happen to be going around boasting again, are you? Especially not after that Ursa Minor incident.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2011 9:02:42 GMT -5
*Begin eating Dirt*
Yummy Fritters.......
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Oct 10, 2011 9:03:52 GMT -5
Apparently this place has gotten even stranger than before, and I didn't even think that was possible. Maybe in a few hours this place will be more "normal". Later, dweebs. *heavy metal music plays again and the griffon flies off* {Spoiler}Work is calling me, will be back in about 8 hours, or maybe a little bit throughout the day, depends on how things are. Later!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 10, 2011 9:04:36 GMT -5
Bye Kitty Bird!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 9:04:43 GMT -5
Miss Twilight, would you be able to help that unfortunate pony there eating dirt.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2011 9:04:58 GMT -5
....... ....... .......huh? I dunno......Pretty lady gots fritters? Well uh, thank ya kindly I guess!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Oct 10, 2011 9:05:17 GMT -5
*gasp* How did you know... oh... it's you. I trust everything is well. And you wouldn't happen to be going around boasting again, are you? Especially not after that Ursa Minor incident. After the day I've had, The Great and Poweful Trixie has a whole new understanding of Ursa Minors... but that's neither here or there. I'm just setting up for my illusion spectacular later on.
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