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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 23, 2012 12:58:03 GMT -5
2/23/2012: Hey Wink, It's been close to four months. I've been cleared to return since the beginning of 2012. I've e-mailed. Texted. Even Tweeted (@dereksabato since Wink won't put it on the roster page for all my fans to find.) What is it I have to do? Four months ago Tursas squashed me in the corner. Four months ago Fire Ant & Soldier Ant marched me out of the ECW Arena. That was my last time not only in CHIKARA, but in the ECW Arena. Do you know what I've gone through in that Arena? And THAT'S my last moment? I've followed your rules. I've watched my friends and associates disappear because of you. You embarrassed me at King of Trios by making me change shirts in the middle of a match! What more do you want from me? Jonathan Barber gets to do "The Barber Shop" every Wednesday. PJ Drummond is doing that new "My Breakfast with CHIKARA" podcast. Bryce...well Bryce is still a worm on the weekly Event Center videos but at least he finally shaved! I enforced the rules like you wanted. I'm your best official, and yet I get your nose turned up at me. Do you remember the last man who turned his nose up at me? You should because you're the reason he's doing commentary and moderating the CHIKARA message board. I thought he was a dictator? You're just an incompetent fool. How on Earth are you qualified for the job of Director? I look around the roster page on this site and I'm confused. I recognize just a couple people I know. F.I.S.T...Tim Donst...Jakob Hammermeier...what happened to everyone else? That slob Eddie Kingston is the Grand Champion of CHIKARA? You're doing a lot of good, Wink. The last time this company put me in a bad way I returned at the biggest event of the year and crowned the BIGGEST & BEST King of Trios of all time! If you think Vin Gerard can disrupt things...I don't know if you're prepared for Derek Sabato. I'll be waiting for your call... Best wishes, DS sounds like someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 23, 2012 17:19:32 GMT -5
Delirious has been spamming UMB on Twitter with "2014" - WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
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Post by mjolnir on Feb 23, 2012 17:37:51 GMT -5
The year Delirious returns to CHIKARA!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2012 18:09:17 GMT -5
4/21 anagramed? That is the date when CHIKARA returns to Philly for that festival show. Maybe they have something planned?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 23, 2012 18:11:53 GMT -5
2014 is 4102 backwards 4-1=3 0-2=2 32 backwards is... {Spoiler} it was almost too easy...
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 23, 2012 18:30:10 GMT -5
So, it's all about a bad Jim Carrey movie?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2012 18:31:18 GMT -5
2014 is 4102 backwards 4-1=3 0-2=2 32 backwards is... {Spoiler} it was almost too easy... Okay, I laughed at this.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 24, 2012 1:14:42 GMT -5
4/21 anagramed? That is the date when CHIKARA returns to Philly for that festival show. Maybe they have something planned? God I hope so. I don't want a Chikara without Delirious in it.
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 24, 2012 8:45:37 GMT -5
2/24/2012: This, is fact: the Great & Devious UltraMantis Black has never held a professional wrestling title! Anywhere, at any time. Not a singles title, not a tag team title, not a trios titles. No Young Lions Cup, no Campeonatos de Parejas, and, of course, no Grand Championship. Previously, I never felt an urgency to acquire gold, trophies or titles, preferring to spend my energies on other transcendental endeavors such as attaining the supreme and the mortal concept of destroy/erase/improve. Even now, I still possess certain misgivings about such pursuits. But, alas, I have reached a turning point in my career. I have spent the past 10 years of my life within the confines of the CHIKARA ring and I have observed much from this perspective. I have seen men and women come and go, I have seen careers born and careers ended. I have waged wars and had wars waged against me; led an army into battle. I have built and re-built a legion of loyal devotees. I have seen and experienced the very metamorphosis that CHIKARA itself has gone through. And yet, for me, this is not enough. Because you see - try as I may to fight it - there is a feeling deep in the darkest corner of my soul that I cannot suppress. A feeling of longing and desire. A desire to do as so many who have come both before and after me have already done - to be called a champion. To have my arm raised in triumph and be declared paramount at what I do. To earn the respect and honor that comes alongside such an accomplishment. To be recognized as the best in CHIKARA. On Saturday, February 25th in Reading, Pennsylvania - with fellow CHIKARA original Hallowicked by my side - I once again get the opportunity to experience just that. I won't squander that opportunity. I came within a hair of immortality at "A World of Comforting Illusions." The Spectral Envoy must be victorious. We will become the newest Campeones de Parejas and I will finally take my rightful place among the list of CHIKARA's "greatest." And this, is fact. UMB
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Feb 24, 2012 12:01:08 GMT -5
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 24, 2012 14:06:15 GMT -5
Lord UltraMantis Balck: Campeón?
...i can dig it
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 14:07:54 GMT -5
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 24, 2012 14:10:05 GMT -5
Envoy had better win it. I prefer them over 3.0.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 24, 2012 14:21:51 GMT -5
I prefer 3.0 over Johnny Gargano & _____________
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Post by mjolnir on Feb 24, 2012 15:07:08 GMT -5
I really hope the Envoy win though I get the sneaking feeling that Delirious is going to play, yet again, a role in Mantis' defeat in a title match. If they do fall, 3.0 all the way! Seeing as my slogan for this season is "Anyone's better than Gargano! Except Jigsaw"
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Post by Error on Feb 24, 2012 15:51:00 GMT -5
the Envoy is so getting screwed by Delirious.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 24, 2012 16:39:15 GMT -5
I do feel actually bad for UMB: Been there for so long with nothing to show for it, and probably won't even win this.
Not really feeling 3.0 as champs, though. Feel like they are more the hometown boys for a cheap pop, you know?
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Feb 24, 2012 19:22:28 GMT -5
I don't think anything in CHIKARA would make me happier than 3.0 with the gold. Pwetty pwease, Chikawwa? Pwetty pwease?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 19:39:00 GMT -5
I don't think anything in CHIKARA would make me happier than 3.0 with the gold. Pwetty pwease, Chikawwa? Pwetty pwease? I bring you all EXHIBIT A on why they need the gold. Because this is still one of the funniest damn things ever.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Feb 24, 2012 20:29:27 GMT -5
And that's right up there with the time where they did a promo of epic proportions at Aniversario Yang. The promo that Eddie Kingston, CM Punk, and Ric Flair couldn't top on their best day.
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