Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2012 8:33:01 GMT -5
Added to Reading.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2012 8:37:05 GMT -5
2/14/2012: After watching some commercials and one of the biggest games of the year last Sunday, I realized something: it took me almost 4 hours to eat some 100 wings. I’m a beast. I'm a carnivore. I’m MR. TOUCHDOWN. If you can believe it, there was a time before Mr. Touchdown. When Mark Angelosetti was without a nickname. But when an athlete of my caliber walks onto any playing field, it's inevitable. All eyes will be on me. On January 28th I didn’t need a bunch of over-produced commercials to get people to watch me. No, I told the world I was coming to CHIKARA and I was going to make an impact. As Dasher Hatfield stood in the ring and talked about me I could feel a rumbling. The people of Easton could feel a mega star about to light up their dark existences. Finally my banner was up...and IT WAS GOOD! Everyone was standing and screaming. High fives! YES. Tailgaters who stood outside, writing my name on their chest, were able to express themselves artistically. YES. I left the building knowing that in the months to come bigger things were to happen. I take you now to February 25th. Reading, PA. I will be teaming with another two-sport-athlete in Dasher Hatfield taking on The Colony. CHIKARA is my field. You will not ruin it with your little anthills. NO. If I cover you ants in chocolate you become a very nutritious post-game meal. YES. I will make chocolate covered ants on the 25th and I will devour them! Eating them entirely and moving on to my next match! After Reading, everyone will see why my teammates called me Mr. Touchdown. I don't choke when the blitz is on. I don't cry like a sissy. I eat nerds for breakfast and by that I do not mean the candy! I am Mr. Touchdown! What does it mean? It means win! It means victory! AND IT'S GOOD! MR.TD
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2012 8:49:08 GMT -5
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Feb 14, 2012 9:18:24 GMT -5
Mr. Touchdown is my new favourite wrestler.
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kidkamikaze10
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Feb 14, 2012 10:08:30 GMT -5
I'm just going to throw this out there.
EW, he wants to eat chocolate covered ants?
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Post by mjolnir on Feb 14, 2012 11:42:55 GMT -5
I can't wait to see Brodie kill Jigsaw. It'll almost make up for when that doofus beat Mantis. /never forgets/
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 14, 2012 11:49:13 GMT -5
I can't wait to see Brodie kill Jigsaw. It'll almost make up for when that doofus beat Mantis. /never forgets/ Second. If anything I hope that this year Jigsaw gets shoved down to jobberville where he should have been in the first place.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 14, 2012 11:52:51 GMT -5
This week on the Throwdown Lowdown, Gregory Iron gets a Blu-Ray he doesn't want.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 14, 2012 13:45:33 GMT -5
And I said "What about breakfast with Icarus" She said "I think I remember giving a listen And as I recall, I think, we booed to loud to hear it" And I said "Well that's the one thing we've got"
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Post by baronmordo on Feb 14, 2012 13:52:17 GMT -5
Waitaminut, mjolnir. People have actually said that Gargano is the next Alex Shelley? Jesus tapdancin' Christ, that's hilarious.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 14, 2012 13:58:48 GMT -5
....Who would want to be that, anyways?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2012 14:00:27 GMT -5
Mr. Touchdown is my new favourite wrestler. His pop in Easton when he said 'SUP NERDS?! was friggin' nuclear. It was glorious.
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Post by mjolnir on Feb 14, 2012 14:57:20 GMT -5
Waitaminut, mjolnir. People have actually said that Gargano is the next Alex Shelley? Jesus tapdancin' Christ, that's hilarious. I know, right? There weren't enough face palm pictures in the world to properly express my feelings when I've seen people on several boards saying so. Also Mr. Touchdown is awesome from what I've seen...though there's an eerie thing about him. I have to wonder if it's just me, since no one else's mentioned it. But he, in the face, kind of looks like Larry Sweeney to me. Which makes it a little depressing every time I see him. Maybe I'm taking crazy pills on that one.
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Post by Error on Feb 14, 2012 15:31:31 GMT -5
Waitaminut, mjolnir. People have actually said that Gargano is the next Alex Shelley? Jesus tapdancin' Christ, that's hilarious. Makes sense to me. Overly hyped hipsters that have a following despite very little reason for it.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Feb 14, 2012 16:26:39 GMT -5
Waitaminut, mjolnir. People have actually said that Gargano is the next Alex Shelley? Jesus tapdancin' Christ, that's hilarious. Makes sense to me. Overly hyped hipsters that have a following despite very little reason for it. Alex Shelley is a very attractive man with tiny nipples,whats not to like.He's also from Michigan so I am obligated.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2012 20:30:02 GMT -5
I like Gargano.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 15, 2012 8:42:41 GMT -5
Just added to "Caught in the Spider's Den"
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 15, 2012 8:50:34 GMT -5
Interesting Rudo/Rudo match... unless something happens to Peck in Reading.
Also, a little sideshow...
Live at "Road to Ruin Fest" Satuday, April 21st Philadelphia, PA
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 15, 2012 8:51:07 GMT -5
This week on The Barber Shop, Barber asks the stars of CHIKARA to reveal their favorite muppet!
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Feb 15, 2012 9:50:07 GMT -5
Gargano is good, but he is overhyped by Gabe (not the first time Gabe has done that). He's no Alex Shelley. He could be one day, but that day isn't anytime soon.
I also would like to say how awesome it is to be accepted back in the Chikarmy after my two year tenure in the Bruderschaft. I was young and foolish.
Oh...I made chocolate-covered pretzels for everyone.
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