nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on Feb 3, 2012 2:02:31 GMT -5
This is almost as great as the "Ric Flair will take your teenage daughter to the prom for $50K" story.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2012 2:05:02 GMT -5
This is almost as great as the "Ric Flair will take your teenage daughter to the prom for $50K" story. For $50,000, will Flair smuggle in your teenage slave? |
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Post by timomouse on Feb 3, 2012 2:27:38 GMT -5
I seriously want to tweet this to Christian, but I don't want to get my Twitter account or this place shut down. That said...who knew white slavery would bring so many people together?  I did. Credited it to Rajah though. Won't get replied to - the slaves run his twitter and they don't want to reveal their plight. It's been reported that the slaves running Christians twitter feed have the second most deadly internet habit in Asia behind Starcraft addicts. |
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Post by nWoElite on Feb 3, 2012 2:37:22 GMT -5
I am so glad to be a part of this thread.
*whip crack*
S**t I gotta go, Christian needs fresh bath salts...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 3, 2012 2:41:03 GMT -5
This is almost as great as the "Ric Flair will take your teenage daughter to the prom for $50K" story. For $50,000, will Flair smuggle in your teenage slave? That story is completely implausible. I mean, there's no way in hell Flair can ask for 50K in this day and age. I don't even think he's worth 5K. |
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Post by Some Guy on Feb 3, 2012 3:11:46 GMT -5
Welp, they have to do something to stop Cena from getting booed after he beats The Rock at Mania.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Feb 3, 2012 4:52:53 GMT -5
Did Christian's Malaysian slaves make Taker's made in china wig??
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Post by Trout Stratus on Feb 3, 2012 12:44:26 GMT -5
*reads story*  How..how could anyone say THAT about Capt'n Charisma!!!!! |
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Post by Junkenstein on Feb 3, 2012 13:18:51 GMT -5
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Feb 3, 2012 13:23:56 GMT -5
Clearly if a man can't enjoy a beer while his slaves toil away, the terrorists have won. :-p |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 3, 2012 13:26:49 GMT -5
I just want to declare, this is probably my favorite thread on here in the history of ever.
Thank you, Christian.
Thank you, Malaysia.
F*** you, slaves. Get back to work.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 3, 2012 13:58:45 GMT -5
For $50,000, will Flair smuggle in your teenage slave? That story is completely implausible. I mean, there's no way in hell Flair can ask for 50K in this day and age. Exactly. That's why the asking price was 100K. Plus costs. |
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 3, 2012 14:00:03 GMT -5
I'm guessing Undertaker isn't the last wrestler that will call someone boy  |
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Post by Junkenstein on Feb 3, 2012 14:13:00 GMT -5
This reminds me, according to that urban legends list, didn't Roddy Piper have a man-servant that he apparently only referred to as "cock-sucker"? That story may just have been topped.
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 3, 2012 14:44:12 GMT -5
This reminds me, according to that urban legends list, didn't Roddy Piper have a man-servant that he apparently only referred to as "cock-sucker"? That story may just have been topped. This made me laugh more than anything I have ever read before in my life. |
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 3, 2012 14:45:24 GMT -5
Thinking about this, I bet the slaves were happy they only had to polish that World Heavyweight Championship Belt for six days last year...
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Post by Chronos on Feb 3, 2012 15:02:40 GMT -5
I have nothing of any worth to add. This is brilliant. |
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nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on Feb 3, 2012 15:08:40 GMT -5
For $50,000, will Flair smuggle in your teenage slave? That story is completely implausible. I mean, there's no way in hell Flair can ask for 50K in this day and age. I don't even think he's worth 5K. Actually, according to the original story he was asking for $100K (for whatever reason I remembered as $50K...probably because that's only 0.001% in the realm of possibility)....hahahahah, yikes! |
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 3, 2012 15:16:54 GMT -5
Damn, were getting a lot of great threads this year already.
First the Elimination Chamber poster thread, now this one.
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 3, 2012 15:24:15 GMT -5
Umm guys have wondered maybe that instead of a Malaysian slave he got Mr. Anderson instead, he hasn't been seen in a while
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