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Post by Urfarkendarf on Feb 5, 2012 13:49:00 GMT -5
I had a dream about this last night.
Picture it: Wrestlemania (Insert # here)....
So Christian's gimmick is he has a bunch of slaves doing things for him for a good long while to build the angle up. He can have a couple of head slaves that are from the new cruiserweight show or something (preferably one is an Asian guy they call Short Round). Wrestlemania is coming and Christian promises something big.
So at Mania, Christian has his entrance and he's led to the ring by about 30 "slaves" and he's carried to the ring on a throne. He loses the match and at the end, all of Christian's slaves enter the ring help beat him down and then they carry him and put him in the trash. End of the angle.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 5, 2012 15:05:25 GMT -5
I had a dream about this last night. Picture it: Wrestlemania (Insert # here).... So Christian's gimmick is he has a bunch of slaves doing things for him for a good long while to build the angle up. He can have a couple of head slaves that are from the new cruiserweight show or something (preferably one is an Asian guy they call Short Round). Wrestlemania is coming and Christian promises something big. So at Mania, Christian has his entrance and he's led to the ring by about 30 "slaves" and he's carried to the ring on a throne. He loses the match and at the end, all of Christian's slaves enter the ring help beat him down and then they carry him and put him in the trash. End of the angle. He comes out the next night on Raw, very remorseful and claims he's learned his lesson. He will no longer enslave men.... ...he'll only enslave CHILDREN from now on! They're too small and weak to stage a successful uprising! He then morphs into the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang.  |
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 5, 2012 15:11:46 GMT -5
I had a dream about this last night. Picture it: Wrestlemania (Insert # here).... So Christian's gimmick is he has a bunch of slaves doing things for him for a good long while to build the angle up. He can have a couple of head slaves that are from the new cruiserweight show or something (preferably one is an Asian guy they call Short Round). Wrestlemania is coming and Christian promises something big. So at Mania, Christian has his entrance and he's led to the ring by about 30 "slaves" and he's carried to the ring on a throne. He loses the match and at the end, all of Christian's slaves enter the ring help beat him down and then they carry him and put him in the trash. End of the angle. He comes out the next night on Raw, very remorseful and claims he's learned his lesson. He will no longer enslave men.... ...he'll only enslave CHILDREN from now on! They're too small and weak to stage a successful uprising! He then morphs into the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang. ONE MORE CATCH! |
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Post by Cela on Feb 5, 2012 15:20:20 GMT -5
Would be better than his last gimmick... barely.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 5, 2012 15:40:40 GMT -5
He comes out the next night on Raw, very remorseful and claims he's learned his lesson. He will no longer enslave men.... ...he'll only enslave CHILDREN from now on! They're too small and weak to stage a successful uprising! He then morphs into the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang. ONE MORE CATCH! He's going to make them roofers.... ONE MORE THATCH!!! |
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 5, 2012 16:07:45 GMT -5
He's going to make them roofers.... ONE MORE THATCH!!! He's going to force them to work in a bakery, ONE MORE BATCH!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2012 16:08:57 GMT -5
He's going to make them roofers.... ONE MORE THATCH!!! He's going to force them to work in a bakery, ONE MORE BATCH!!! He's going to make them write up TV.com recaps of anime for him. ONE MORE ZATCH. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 5, 2012 16:27:35 GMT -5
.....I was just looking at my Christian doll from when he was in TNA, ansd the tag does say "Made in Malaysia" on it. You just cracked this whole thing wide open And thank you for calling it a doll and not an action figure...sugah!  |
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 5, 2012 16:37:06 GMT -5
He's going to force them to work in a bakery, ONE MORE BATCH!!! He's going to make them write up TV.com recaps of anime for him. ONE MORE ZATCH. Have them star in bootleg versions of old Chevy Chase movies! ONE MORE FLETCH!!!! |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 5, 2012 16:38:33 GMT -5
He's going to force them to work in a bakery, ONE MORE BATCH!!! He's going to make them write up TV.com recaps of anime for him. ONE MORE ZATCH. And when they grow up, the female ones will be hookers. ONE MORE SN....maybe I shouldn't finish that.  |
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 5, 2012 16:49:03 GMT -5
He's going to make them write up TV.com recaps of anime for him. ONE MORE ZATCH. And when they grow up, the female ones will be hookers. ONE MORE SN....maybe I shouldn't finish that. He is going to make them build houses ONE MORE LATCH |
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Post by The Punisher on Feb 5, 2012 17:05:23 GMT -5
And when they grow up, the female ones will be hookers. ONE MORE SN....maybe I shouldn't finish that. He is going to make them build houses ONE MORE LATCH He's going to make them sew jacket elbows for $1 a week. ONE MORE PATCH! |
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Post by Cela on Feb 5, 2012 17:27:38 GMT -5
He is going to make them build houses ONE MORE LATCH He's going to make them sew jacket elbows for $1 a week. ONE MORE PATCH! Unfortunately he will be a cruel master and infect them with poison oak. ONE MORE SCRATCH! |
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 5, 2012 17:39:40 GMT -5
He is going to make them build houses ONE MORE LATCH He's going to make them charge THQ headquarters and fix WWE 12. ONE MORE PATCH! |
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Post by turkeysandwich on Feb 5, 2012 17:46:01 GMT -5
He's gonna make them raise chickens, they keep thinking they are done making sure all of the baby chicks are okay so that they can quit work for the day, Christian tells them to to wait for:
ONE MORE HATCH!
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Post by woowoowoox on Feb 5, 2012 18:23:45 GMT -5
God I love this thread.
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 5, 2012 21:33:41 GMT -5
He's gonna make them raise chickens, they keep thinking they are done making sure all of the baby chicks are okay so that they can quit work for the day, Christian tells them to to wait for: ONE MORE HATCH! He is going to make them into a sports team, ONE MORE CATCH |
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 5, 2012 23:29:01 GMT -5
He is going to make them build houses ONE MORE LATCH He's going to make them sew jacket elbows for $1 a week. ONE MORE PATCH! He's going to poke out an eye and make them be Pirates... ONE MORE PATCH!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2012 0:35:14 GMT -5
He's going to make them sew jacket elbows for $1 a week. ONE MORE PATCH! He's going to poke out an eye and make them be Pirates... ONE MORE PATCH!!! He's going to make them impregnate Stephanie. ONE MORE AIYTCH. |
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Post by rusty on Feb 6, 2012 3:26:48 GMT -5
He's going to make them impregnate Stephanie. ONE MORE AIYTCH. Then he's going to take lil' AIYTCH to become one of his slaves. ONE MORE SNATCH. |
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