The Heenan Family
Unicron
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Post by The Heenan Family on Feb 1, 2012 21:51:19 GMT -5
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
Posts: 32,702
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Post by zeez on Feb 1, 2012 21:55:43 GMT -5
I knew he couldn't possibly churn out a constant supply of charisma by himself. MALAYSIANS!!
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Feb 1, 2012 22:07:22 GMT -5
 That Christian, he's so hot right now. |
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 22:17:12 GMT -5
 "Hey Jay. Got this great idea for your return. You'll be working with Mark." I love this place. |
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 1, 2012 22:18:44 GMT -5
And if you don't know, now you know.
Back to work.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 1, 2012 22:22:50 GMT -5
Someone needs to tweet this to Christian. He'd probably laugh his ass off.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 1, 2012 22:22:59 GMT -5
This is seriously my favorite newz story of all time. Beats MVP threatening Triple H with a Phillips head screwdriver. |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 1, 2012 22:28:32 GMT -5
Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net There's lies, there's damned lies, and then there's this s***. If that actually happened, somebody would have said something; hell, it'd have been front page news! That's below the standards of the average wrestling newz rag; this is National Enquirer levels of newz. Bad pool, Prowrestling.net. Bad pool. |
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
Conspiracy Victim
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Post by Beartato on Feb 1, 2012 22:30:54 GMT -5
LOL WHAT
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 1, 2012 22:31:50 GMT -5
Beats my idea of him returning ala Undertaker with a long blonde wig believing he is Edge
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 1, 2012 22:33:31 GMT -5
Quite frankly, this comments sole purpose is so I get to be a part of this thread. As is this one. |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 1, 2012 22:34:02 GMT -5
 One of these teams is not like the other.... |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 1, 2012 22:34:52 GMT -5
Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net There's lies, there's damned lies, and then there's this s***. If that actually happened, somebody would have said something; hell, it'd have been front page news! That's below the standards of the average wrestling newz rag; this is National Enquirer levels of newz. Bad pool, Prowrestling.net. Bad pool. But he made headlines! Headlines that didn't appear in any newspaper you've read or website you've visited but headlines all the same. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2012 22:37:01 GMT -5
One of these teams is not like the other.... That's true, MVP ain't still employed there. They'd be short handed. |
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Feb 1, 2012 22:41:10 GMT -5
One of these teams is not like the other....  |
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 22:43:48 GMT -5
I like the matter of fact tone of the newz, as though it's just common knowledge that Christian loves slavery.
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Classy Lady
Don Corleone
Kingston's Part Time Lover
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Post by Classy Lady on Feb 1, 2012 22:43:56 GMT -5
We are all forgetting the most important question.
Was the slave hot?
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Feb 1, 2012 22:49:12 GMT -5
WWE officials are scrambling to come up with an idea for Christian upon his return from injury. Initially, Christian was to come back as an assistant to VP John Laurinaitis, but that has been nixed as a number of civil rights groups have already complained based on a rejected script. "The WWE is attempting to bring slavery into their brand", stated Jonah Gonzalez of the ASU (Anti-Slavery Union). "It's widely known that Jay Reso is a big supporter of slavery, but his employer does not have to perpetuate this." Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011. Source: Prowrestling.net  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 1, 2012 22:49:17 GMT -5
One of these teams is not like the other.... is it the one on the left has a Canadian? |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 1, 2012 22:50:19 GMT -5
And another things, why would civil rights groups complain about Christian being assistant to Johnny Ace?
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