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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:19:09 GMT -5
Well?
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 3, 2012 17:20:54 GMT -5
I'm excited. Definite potential.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:21:14 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank!
JB: And their opponents, Lacey Von Erich and the TNA Women’s Champion Traci Brooks, Lace n Leather!
Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank v Lace n Leather 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:31:37 GMT -5
Okay, to save another draw lets just says Traci with an overdrive.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:36:39 GMT -5
Taylor clotheslines Traci. Lacey comes in but Taylor catches her and hits the Wilde Side. As shes doing this, Hamada and Sarita come out. As Taylor is distracted by Traci rolls her up while Sarita and Hamada prevent Melanie geting involved.
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JB: Here is are winners, Lace and Leather!
Tenay: Taylor and Melanie had things well in hand until Sarota and Hamada got involved. West: Well they want another shot at those titles and they made that obvious tonight.
Lisa Marie Varon is standing outside the Impact Playhouse, which, for all the weird things that have happened in the past, is still standing.
OK, I have been waiting all day for Christy to get here so she can interview me before I face Mickie James. Now where is she?
Scott Steiner walks by.
Where's Christy?
That's what I want to know.
Well, see, I came by with the idea of tellin' her about what's gonna happen tonight.
See, Sting used to be the kind of guy that every fan in the building would look up to and admire fecause they always stood up for the right thing. Not anymore. See, now he's gone off and stuck himself with Vince Russo and his buddies, and I shouldn't need to repeat myself when it comes to Revelation.
But if Sting wants to know what I'm capable of doing to him and what I will do to him tonight, he can just go ask D'Angelo Dinero, and then he can go sit and stew on that for a while, because I have no problem going full bore at Sting now.
Now, as far as Abyss is concerned, I got nothing against him at all. I just wish he'd take more of a stand against Russo than he has.
Personally, I don't even know why I'm facing Mickie. I mean, yeah, I don't mind getting another shot at the Women's Championship, but it's almost like they're running out of people to have as contenders or something.
Now, don't get me wrong, I have every intention of going out there and beating Mickie and then going on to Destination X and becoming the Women's Champion-
EXACTLY! And I have every intention of going out there tonight and staking my claim to face Mr. Anderson and become the new TNA World Champion!
So as far as I'm concerned, it's either get out of my way or stay in my way and get run over, because NOBODY is gonna keep me from being champion any longer!!!!
Steiner suddenly storms off, leaving LMV to stand there and shake her head.
Honestly, Scott, I think you and I should have that conversation again after I become Women's Champ-
And suddenly a MASSIVE EXPLOSION of Michael Bay proportions rips through the Playhouse!!!! Wood chunks and bricks and other unpleasant chunks begin flying as LMV is knocked to the ground from the blast, narrowly avoiding being hit by anything!
THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!!?!?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:41:30 GMT -5
Mickie James walks to the ring, looking like a woman with a purpose.
Sarita and Hamada. Clearly you two are gluttons for punishment. Knowing my state of mind, was it really a wise move to f*** with me last week? Ladies, beware. Payback and I have two things in common.
One, we both strike with vengeful fury.
And two, we’re both super bitches.
This gets a pop from the crowd.
So as for tonight, Lisa Marie Varon.
Lisa, I have a lot of respect for you. You were one of my first opponents up north and we’ve been down the road plenty of times together. I know what a hard worker you are and I know how much it means for you to be number one.
But I didn’t come to TNA to be that one chick. The one everyone else beats on their way to the top. Maybe you were willing to settle for that role, but not me. Tonight, the alpha bitch takes the first step in taking back her yard.
And Traci Brooks? When I get my hands on you, watch out. Because I’m gonna mark my territory all over your ass.
DW: A lovely visual. MT: But the point is clear. Mickie James ready to take back the Women’s Championship. DW: Not if LMV has anything to say about it. MT: Well, when we return, the number one contenders match!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:45:12 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA Women’s Championship! In the ring, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Lisa Marie Varon!
TNA Women's title #1 contenders match Mickie James v Lisa Marie Varon 3 votes 10 minutes
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 3, 2012 17:46:46 GMT -5
Mickie with a Chick Mick
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 3, 2012 17:46:55 GMT -5
Mickie via DDT.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 17:59:37 GMT -5
Well I didn't expect that.
LMV hits a sidewalk slam and the goes for a standing moonsault but Mickie gets her knees up. Mickie kicks Lisa low and as gets up and goes for the Mickie-DT but LMV shoves her back into the corner. Lisa sets Mickie on the top rope and goes for a superplex but Mickie counters by shoving her off. Lisa gets up and Mickie hits a Thesz Press off the top rope!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mickie James!
Tenay: What a hard fought victory for Mickie James. West: And now she can fulfill her promise to mark Traci's ass. Or whatever she said. I wasn't really listening. Tenay: I wish Taz would come back. West: Really? Tenay: Eh, I guess you are the lesser of two evils.
We go to Eric Young backstage punching a punching bag. He talks between punches. (Every gap in between lines is a punch)
Haven't found out my pay per view opponent yet. . .
. . . Doesn't matter though. . .
. . . Have to prepare for a fight. . .
. . . A huge challenge. . .
. . . Because I'm the Legend's champ. . .
. . . And that makes me a legendary target.
Young stops punching the bag.
But I refuse to go down easy.
My path, my journey, is set in stone. And nobody is going to take it from me. I'm waiting for someone to step up, because I love a good challenge. Magnus gave me a great run, and made me a better wrestler. I'm looking for another impressive opponent to do the same.
I'm ready for war, I just need somebody to aim at. So somebody, fire the opening shot. I'm ready, and I'm anticipating it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:05:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love and Venus!
JB: And their opponents, Sarita and Hamada!
Sarita and Hamada v Angelina Love and Venus 3 votes 10 minutes
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 3, 2012 18:07:27 GMT -5
Sarita with a scoopslam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:16:58 GMT -5
Sarita takes down Venus with a hurricanrana, then takes a cheap shot to Angelina to knock her off the apron. She then tags out to Hamada who quickkly hits the Hamada Driver to Venus!
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JB: Here are your winners...
Before JB can even finish, Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank hit the ring and a brawl breaks out between them, Sarita and Hamada. Sarita and Hamada fight back as officials come down to seperate them.
Tenay: Well there's a lot of unfinished business there, especially with what happened earlier. West: Well Taylor and Melanie aren't letting that go without a fight. Tneay: Yeah, this certainly isn't over.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with AJ Styles. Now AJ, after a tough lose to Abyss last week you are out of contention for the TNA World Championship. So what now?
AJ says nothing.
AJ?
What the hell do you want me to say? My life's work is to hold that championship yet I make one little error and it's taken from me. I mean what the hell did Abyss do to get a title shot in the first place? I mean I am supposed to be the name people associate with TNA. And where am I? Nowhere.
Man, this is one hell of a midlife crisis you're going through.
*The camera pans to show Samoa Joe walking up to AJ Styles.*
I mean, first you're going any and all lengths to make AJ Styles the big name on everybody's tongue again even if it pisses all over your legacy, and now you slip up one night and suddenly you're all "How could this happen to me?"
Honestly, I'd like an answer to that. How could this happen to you? There are plenty of guys in TNA I'd expect this from, but not you. Not a guy on the short list of people who earned my respect.
What the hell do you know? You got a title match just last month. I haven't been world champion for a two and a half years. You tell me that wouldn't eat at you. Tell me.
Yeah. Yeah, it would. And it did. Because before that title match last month, before I won back the belt back in May, I went three years without getting close to that World Title. I got saddled with the X Division belt or playing bodyguard for Petey Williams. Then I took a long, hard look at where I was. At how far I'd fallen. And you know what I did about it?
I didn't get on screen and whine about it. I just made it clear I was coming for the top again, and I tore through every sorry son of a bitch in between me and that championship. I didn't cry about Brutus Magnus screwing me out of the belt. I didn't cry about Sting screwing me out of the belt. And yeah, I may not have it back yet, but they don't, either. I've done that much. It pisses me off, yeah, but you explain to me how moaning about going nowhere's gonna change a damn thing.
Oh yeah, you didn't whine. You didn't complain. Like hell you didn't. But our situation is a little different. Because with all respect Joe, I have and always will be better than you.
Because you went right through Abyss with no tro...oh, wait.
You've no room to talk after Sting beat you last week. Face it, I easily beat you if I wanted.
So Sting screwed me over again. I'm not gonna make excuses about it, I'll just get him back down the road. But you...I don't know how wise it is for you to be asking for a match with me when I made my career kicking your ass, but I don't see any reason to do it again.
Neither of us have a match tonight. You wanna do this, let's do this right here, right now.
Now? I'm not prepared. I don't even have my gear.
*Joe rolls his eyes.*
Man, I don't even know you anymore.
*Joe walks off, shaking his head as he starts walking away.*
If you want a match how about we do it on PPV? I'm not doing anything at Destination X. What about you?
*Joe stops.*
Yeah. That'll work. No stips, no titles, no bullshit. Just a straight-up match to see who the better man is. I need something simple like that after the last few months.
You're on.
Fine.
*Joe nods, then walks off.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:19:39 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: And from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
Brian Kendrick v Austin Aries 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Mar 3, 2012 18:24:34 GMT -5
Gratuitous undeserved self-vote GO!
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived hits Kendrick with a german suplex.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 3, 2012 18:25:14 GMT -5
A Double via Brainbuster.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:32:24 GMT -5
Kendrick goes for a superkick but Aries ducks it and goes for a german suplex. Kendrick lands on his feet and goes for the Kendrick but Aries shoves him off. Aries the catches Kendrick as he comes back and hits the brainbuster. Aries goes to the top and follows up with the 450 splash!
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JB: Here is your winner, Austin Aries!
Tenay: Well Aries gains a foothold heading into the Ultimate X match at Destination X. West: Well it's time for Aries to acheive his destiny as X Division champion. Tenay: Yeah, you've been saying that for months. West: But this time it's gonna happen.
D'Angelo Dinero is backstage pacing back and forth.
Okay, lets go over this again. What do you do?
Dinero pauses and we see he is talkking to Abyss who is sitting shrouded in darkness. Abyss says nothing.
Okay, since I have to tell your little bitty brain again, I will. Your instructions are simple. You take out Steiner. And then you lay down for Sting. Do you understand?
Abyss continues to say nothing.
Do you understand?
Dinero slaps Abyss.
Do you understand? Or does dear sweet Valerie have to suffer?
Abyss mutters something.
What's that?
Dinero leans in close and Abyss grabs him round the throat.
Now think about this, Christopher. Just think for one sec...
Abyss throws Dinero into the nearby lockers then he grabs the lockers and pulls them down on top of Dinero. Abyss storms out of the lockerroom. Personnel come to check on Dinero as Impact goes to commercial.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:38:05 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the #1 contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship!
JB: Introducing first, weighing in at 350 pounds, “The Monster” Abyss!
JB: From Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
JB: And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
TNA World title #1 contenders match Scott Steiner v Sting v Abyss 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 3, 2012 18:41:44 GMT -5
Abyss via Black Hole Slam on Sting.
Steiner with a Steiner Screwdriver.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 3, 2012 18:45:02 GMT -5
Abyss via Black Hole Slam on Sting. Okay, I don't want to tell people how to vote, especially a newcomer, but the guy who has Abyss hasn't been here for weeks and the character is basically non-taken at this point. I was fine with AJ losing since it fit what he's doing but I think a title shot should go to someone who actually promos. I'm just saying.
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