TNA:FAN Edition Thread 52(NEW MEMBERS WELCOME!)

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Mar 11, 2012 17:55:40 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Yeah, I'm switching to the "one trade a month" format. I forgot to say.

OK. Not a huge thing for me, I just want to know, so I can weigh my options.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Welcome to Impact as we take the final step on the road to Destination X.
West: Well I know for certain that after last week Sting and The Revelation are mad as hell.
Tenay: Well I’m sure we’ll find out all about that as Sting is up there right now with something to say.

Sting appears in the rafters, flanked by Robert Roode.

Abyss, this how you repay us? We took you in. We tried to save you. But you put your own selfish needs ahead of the good of The Revelation...

Abyss, what the hell is wrong with you?! Mr. Russo and The Stinger are looking out for us and that's how you thank them?!

Calm yourself, Brother Roode.

Vince Russo steps out of the shadows.

Abyss rebels because he feels he is above us. But what he forgets is that we own him. We hold the key to his soul. And only we can decide when or IF he goes free.

Exactly. Abyss, it's a good thing for you that we live our lives as He would want us to.

If it's your freedom you want, we can arrange that. But you're going to have to earn it. So why don't you come out here right now and we can discuss this like gentlemen...



Jeff Jarrrett comes to the ring and directs his attention to the rafters.

Stinger! Hey Stinger, down here. First of all there's a couple of things I have to inform you of. First of all Abyss isn't here. You see I banned him from the arena tonight. Not for his protection you understand but for yours. You see he's pissed as all hell and I dunno what he'd do. Okay?

Thank you for your concern, Mr. Jarrett. But you can't delay the inevitable. Because there's only one way out for Abyss...

Well you're right about that. Because you seem to forget that I'm running the show around here. So I went ahead and I booked a match for Destination X. It'll be you v Abyss!

You know something Jeff, there are times when I have to question just who's side you're on. Because you just gave us exactly what we wanted. A chance to beat some sense into Abyss.

Well good. Everybodys happy. though I should mention that there are a couple of little provisos for that match. First of all, The other members of The Revelation are banned from getting involved. If Dinero, Roode, even Vinny Ru there so much as shows their face at ringside then you automatically lose. And here's the kicker. If you do lose, Abyss is out of The Revelation and you return Val unharmed. You understand me?

Sting smirks.

Wow Jeff. You sure drive a hard bargain.

Fine. No Revelation at ringside. Like I told AJ Styles, this group doesn't exist for my protection, but for the protection of TNA as a whole. And what's best for TNA as a whole is that this match have a clear cut winner.

And if Abyss wins, he earns his freedom. Fair enough. We're not monsters, after all. If he can beat me, he and Val are both free to do as they please.

Is there anything else, boss?

Hmm. Well how about we make the match a Street Fight? Abyss kinda wanted that but I thought I'd run it by you first.

By all means. Please cater to Abyss as much as you want. Let him get his hopes up. Because when it all comes crashing down around him, it'll make that victory taste that much sweeter.

So everyone is happy. So good luck for Destination X, Sting. Something tell me you're gonna need it.

Jarrett hands the mic back to JB and exits the ring as Sting looks on from the rafters.

Tenay: Well how about that Sting v Abyss at Destination X.
West: Yeah, Street Fight rules and if Abyss wins he’s free of The Revelation. Wow.

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Mike and Don seem so enthused...

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Manilla in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!



JB: And from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing 202 pounds, Kid Kash!

Tenay: Well both these men are in the Ultimate X match for the X Division title.
West: And you can bet they both want momentum going into that match.

Kid Kash v Miguel Cesaro
3 votes
10 minutes

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Mar 11, 2012 18:02:34 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

Mike and Don seem so enthused...

Gee, it's almost as if they're reflecting the mood of the guy writing for them...

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Kash with a brainbuster...

OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!

Tenay: What a move.
West: Wow.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

So that that gonna be a new meme now?

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Mar 11, 2012 18:12:10 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

So that that gonna be a new meme now?

...Maybe.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Kash whips Cesaro into the corner but Cesaro jumps to the top rope and goes for a moonsault. But Kash sidesteps and Cesaro crashes and burns. Kash then hits the Dead Level!

1…

2…

3!

JB: Here is your winner, Kid Kash!

As Kash gets his hand raised, he’s suddenly attacked by Austin Aries. Aries hits a brainbuster on Kash, then celebrates only to get hit with a superkick from Brian Kendrick! Kendrick stands over Aries before Robbie E blasts him with the X Division title!

Tenay: Well everybody is staking their claim for the Ultimate X.
West: But right now the champ is standing tall.

Robbie E stand over the bodies surrounding the ring, holding the X Division title aloft, as we cut backstage.

*As we go backstage, we see Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde preparing for Taylor's match. As she stretches her legs, Melanie speaks.*

Chickadee, let me ask you a question.

Okay, shoot.

Well.... what's the status of you and Daffney? I mean, are you two still a couple, do you even see each other anymore, things like that.

*Taylor sighs.*

I haven't seen her much, actually. Even before she changed, when she became Shannon again.... I don't know anymore. And now she's back as Daffney.... I'm just confused. I don't know what to do.

Look chickadee, I know that I've tried keeping her away from you for your own good, but if this girl is someone that you really want, then you have to make it work. Relationships take time and effort, and if you don't work on it, it will fail.

Trust me, I know all about it.

Mel...

*Taylor puts a comforting arm around Melanie, who smiles.*

All I'm saying is that if Daffney really means that much to you, you can't continue not speaking to one another. Make some time, hang out, be a couple for crying out loud. And if it's the end, well, at least end on good terms. Don't do what I did and just ignore the other person.

You're right. I don't know how Daffney feels about me, but I know that I still love her. And whatever she's going through with Winter, I want to help.

As long as you're safe Tay. That's all I care about.

Speaking of which, you have Hamada tonight. Are you ready for that?

I think so Mel.

I still wish I could make it up to Ayako. Things I've done to her, there's no real way to make up for it, but at the very least I'd like us to be friends. But as long as she and Sarita are on their quest to take these belts from us, I don't see that happening anytime soon. She's stubborn as hell, and unless we can prove that these belts aren't going anywhere anytime soon, she's gonna keep coming back. Maybe with Sarita, maybe with a different partner, but she'll keep coming back unless we can nip it in the bud.

Trust me chickadee, Sarita's not too much of a threat. I mean, we took them on before, we can do it again.

Right. And at Destination X, we prove that we are the two best women that this company has to offer. And these belts prove it.

Well said girlie girl. Now give Hamada hell.

*Taylor and Melanie grab the tag team belts before heading off to the ring.*

[TOO SWEET]

Kash with a post match unenthusiastic dropkick

[Perpetual Nirvana]

The postmatch stuff was something that just came to me. So if there's any complaints you know who to blame.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Tank. It's always Tank.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Sarita, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!



JB: And her opponent, accompanied by Melanie Crank, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, she is one half of the TNA Women’s Tag Team Champions, Taylor Wilde!

Tenay: Well for the second time these four women will clash for the tag titles.
West: And now we have a preview of that match.

Taylor Wilde v Hamada
3 votes
10 minutes

[Perpetual Nirvana]

This is why I usually don't write commentary. because I suck at it.

[TOO SWEET]

Wilde with a Mild and Old, much to West/Tenay's apathy.

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Taylor with a SICK PLANCHA TO HAMADA ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Tenay: Did you see that move, Don?
West: Yep.
Tenay: Good.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Wilde with a Superkick.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Yeah, I'm not doing it anymore. M's handling it much better than I could.

Hamada hits a thrust kick to Taylor then gets her up for the Ha,mada Driver. But Taylor slides out and pushes Hamada into the ropes. Taylor catches her for the Wilde Side when she comes back But Sarita attacks her from behind before she can hit it!

JB: Here is your winner, by disqualification, Taylor Wilde!

Melanie Crank comes in to level the sides and it soon turns into an all out brawl. Officials come out to separate them as we go to Mr Anderson in the back.

So, I come back from a well deserved vacation to find that I'll be defending my title against Scott Steiner.

You know, I respect Steiner for everything he has accomplished over the years, but that doesn't change the fact that he's just frigging crazy.

I've got a challenge in front me, because as we all know, it's hard to fight crazy.

But tonight, I face AJ Styles.

AJ, you're one of the best in the history of TNA, but lately, I'm worried that you've gotten complacent.

Maybe you don't have the drive and desire you used to.

But tonight. I want you to come to that ring and give me everything you've got.

[TOO SWEET]

Aww. I even had a pic for unenthusiastic Tenay and West.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring (in an Impact shirt and jeans) and is handed a mic.

Bischoff is about to speak, but then stops for a second.

Excuse me, It's just been a while since I've spoken out here in front of all you guys.

The crowd cheers Bischoff.

Well, thanks. I don't want to take up too much time, so I'll make this quick. As you all know, I'm an executive producer of talent, a fancy way of saying a manager.

Well, due to a very unfortunate accident, I am currently client-less. And that needs to be addressed.

I need a new client, and I've narrowed it down in my head.

I'm not going for a person who will challenge for the X-Division Championship. That is out of a sign of respect to Jesse. He is my X-Division guy. Always has been, always will be. And I couldn't, wouldn't, and shouldn't have it any other way. So the X-Division is out.

I'm not going for a person who will challenge for the Legends or TNA World Championships either. My good buddy Young is holding one of those belts, and trust me when I say, its gonna be damn near impossible to get it away from him. And the other title, well, I've heard Young making that Bound For Glory proclamation. . . well, basically I'm saying that I'm staying out of Young's way.

Eric Bischoff pulls out an "EY/Easy E Connection" hat out of his back pocket, and puts it on.

What can I say, I'm a bit more loyal to my buddies now. By the way, this cap, available on TNAShop.com, buy it this month, and they'll even throw in a soft cover Controversy Creates Cash book.

But enough cheap plugs and back to my client. So I was left with two choices, tag team or knockout division. And right now both divisions are ripe for the taking. One we have a person who's only ally has an IQ of 10, and in the other we have two people who can't count to 10. So it was an interesting choice, but I've come to my decision.

I guarantee to bring a new. . . KNOCKOUT to the top of the division. One never been given a fair shake. And if there is one thing I've proven over and over again, with Young, with Sorensen, and soon with my new client, I can spot talent. I can find great superstars, who just needed a push in the right direction and a chance to find their voice.

So without further ado. . . my newest client. . . Velvet S...

The lights suddenly go dark and words start appearing on the titantron.

NO.

Do your research, Bischoff. Watch some old impacts. Discover the messages.

And you'll know your true client. You'll know. . .

Rosita

. . . Find me.



The lights go back on and Bischoff is standing in the ring confused. Suddenly rose petals fall from the sky like confetti.

Eric walks off to the back, confused about everything that has taken place.

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West: What just happened?
Tenay: No clue.