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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 18, 2012 17:54:05 GMT -5
Sarita with a snapmare
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:00:09 GMT -5
Angelina clothesline's Sarita and covers her, but Hamada breaks up the pin at two! Angelina makes the tag to ODB, who plows Hamada over with a clothesline, then does the same to Sarita!
She picks Sarita up and goes for the running powerslam, but Hamada hits her with a chop block! ODB drops Sarita, Angelina tries to make the save, but Hamada locks in the Katahajime!
Sarita grabs ODB and locks in La Reienera! ODB submits!
Borash: Here are your winners, Sarita and Hamada!
Both women release their submission holds and Sarita calls for a microphone.
That was an example of our dominance, a dominance that will rule over the entire TNA Women's division! We will not rest until every TNA Knockout bends to our will.
Sólo espera. El día será nuestra. ¡Viva la revolución de las mujeres!
Sarita and Hamada deliver a few more stomps to their fallen opponents before exiting.
Tenay: Sarita's words have been heard loud and clear! West: I don't think Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank have heard the last of these two! Tenay: Not by a long shot. It's been an exciting show, but we're not through yet. When we return, Scott Steiner battles Abyss in our main event!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:04:04 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is your TNA Impact main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit!
Borash: Introducing first, accompanied by Miss Valerie, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at three hundred and fifty pounds, The Monster Abyss!
Borash: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and seventy six pounds, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner!
Tenay: Neither man can be in a good mood following Destination X. West: Abyss is still married to The Revelation, while Scott Steiner is not the TNA World Champion. Tenay: Obviously, both men are looking to blow off some steam, and this match will provide them a forum for just that. West: Folks, this is it, our main event!
Main Event: Scott Steiner vs. Abyss Four votes, fifteen minute time limit
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Post by The Tank on Mar 18, 2012 18:04:30 GMT -5
Abyss with a Blagole Slam.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 18, 2012 18:05:46 GMT -5
Abyss with a Shock Treatment
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:09:46 GMT -5
Abyss with a big ass boot!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 18, 2012 18:12:09 GMT -5
Abyss with the Match Ender
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:18:28 GMT -5
Abyss splashes Steiner in the corner, but the subsequent cover only yields a two count. He pulls Steiner up and goes for the Shock Treatment, but Steiner counters that into a bulldog. Steiner only gets two on the pin attempt, but he pulls Abyss up and hits a belly to belly suplex! Steiner with the cover...
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Steiner pulls Abyss up and manages to hoist the monster onto the top turnbuckle. He goes up for the frankensteiner, but Abyss shoves him off. As he climbs down, Steiner grabs him and goes for another suplex, but Abyss counters it into a Black Hole Slam! Abyss covers Steiner...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here is your winner, Abyss!
Tenay: Abyss with a win, but not for himself. West: And here comes The Revelation. They have to be pleased with Abyss's performance...
Sting, D'Angelo Dinero, and Robert Roode run down the aisle, with Vince Russo following behind, directing traffic.
As Steiner pulls himself up, Dinero hit's the Pope Mobile! Roode pulls him up and hit's the Payoff! Sting demands that Abyss hit the Blackhole Slam, but...
Tenay: It's the Management Director, Jeff Jarrett! West: But what's he doing out here?!
Jarrett runs into the ring and nails both Roode and Dinero with punches. He steps towards Sting, who calmly retreats to ringside. Jarrett tries to reason with Abyss, but Russo low blow's him! Roode and Dinero stomp away at Jarrett, then pull him up and throw him into the corner. Sting delivers a Stinger Splash!
Russo and Val begin ordering Abyss to finish Jarrett off. Roode rolls to the outside and produces a bag of thumbtacks. Steiner tries to help Jarrett, but Dinero lays him out again!
Roode pours the thumbtacks on the mat. Val keeps yelling at Abyss, then slaps him! Abyss looks incensed, but then Russo catches his eye. Reluctantly, Abyss picks Jarrett up...
And hit's the Blackhole Slam on the tacks!
Tenay: Did you see that?! Abyss just decimated our boss! West: Unbelievable!
Russo stands over Jarrett, as Sting, Dinero, Roode, Val, and (unwillingly) Abyss all take a knee.
Tenay: With the Management Director a lifeless heap, what does this mean for the future of TNA?!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:25:46 GMT -5
Well, I'm very pleased with how my first show went. I hope you all feel the same.
I would like to thank Tank, Nirvana, M, Lodi, Spartan, Magiconz and Hayden for voting. Thank you to Tank, Nirvana, Spartan, and Jonathan for promoing.
The next Impact will be this Thursday at four thirty. The main event of Lockdown will be announced for sure, and there will be number one contenders matches for the Legends and X Division Championships.
The X-Division Championship number one contenders match will be Kid Kash vs. The Rainbow Kid.
The Legends Championship match will be held between the first two people to call the match.
I will PM the people involved in the Lockdown main event to let them know how the match will be announced.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 18:27:07 GMT -5
A good debut, Macman.
RVD wants a match next week. And you need to let me know what's going to happen with the Knockouts angle.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 18, 2012 18:27:44 GMT -5
And the torch... has been passed. Congrats, Mac. The show went well. The Legends Championship match will be held between the first two people to call the match. Trish vs Eric Bischoff to guarantee the easiest defense ever!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 18, 2012 18:29:22 GMT -5
The Guns and Taylor/Crank will take a match if there's one available.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 18, 2012 18:31:53 GMT -5
Well, I'm very pleased with how my first show went. I hope you all feel the same. The Legends Championship match will be held between the first two people to call the match. Must resist urge to put Robbie E in this match. Unless it's alright for the possibility of double duty.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 18, 2012 18:34:05 GMT -5
Well, I'm very pleased with how my first show went. I hope you all feel the same. The Legends Championship match will be held between the first two people to call the match. Must resist urge to put Robbie E in this match. Unless it's alright for the possibility of double duty. Young vs Robbie E? I'd be up for it, if Macman is.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 18, 2012 19:27:02 GMT -5
Even if I'm not in contention, I just want to do this real quick: TNAWrestling.com:
Champion vs Champion? Champion possibly pulling double duty? New video tells all!If you click on this very link, you'll be surprised to find Robbie E and Becky Bayless standing by. Robbie E is sitting on a crate, using the X-Division Championship as a beltbuckle, looking like a man with a lot on his mind. Becky Bayless chews bubblegum, snapping and chewing. When Robbie sees that the cameras are rolling, he nods, looks right at the camera, and says: Hi. My name is Rob Strauss, also known as Your Wrestling Guru, The Master Of Melancholy and Monopoly, and your TNA X-Division Champion since Late November, Robbie E. And tonight, I'd like to address what I define as, confusion.
You see, there are many people in this industry that are labeled legends. The people that bust their kung, day in and day out. The people that drown alcohol down their throats, and have just about as much of a good time in their bedrooms afterwards, then when they are fighting in the ring. The people that receive paychecks fatter then their egos, and go shove it off in the younger talents face. Some people consider it wrong, but in my personal opinion, they have the right to do that. I mean, bro, are YOU ever going to taste your hopes and your dreams? Are YOU going to be in their shoes ten years later? Dude, there's a better chance of Goldfinger for the N64 sucking then the haters and the bitchers complaining about somebodies attitude. It's because they have success, brah. Something that you'll never taste in your life. And I can think of another thing you won't be tasting in your life, HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
But anyway, my point is, some people got the whole package of a legend totally mixed up. This brings me to Eric Young.
Ever since he first won that belt, he thought it meant something for his career. Like it was his big shining moment, that would forever spring him into the golden book of wrestlers that would be remembered for years to come. And the fans agreed with that statement, but Eric? I'm about to go Facebook on your ass, because Truth Is? That golden book for you is just a fairy tale. I mean sure, you have emotion. But you don't have any respect. You don't have any passion. You use your emotion as layers to cover you up like your a freaking onion. Thing is, your career will be remembered. But in reality, it will only be remembered as average.
Team Canada? Sure, I could get behind it. Those are the things that the dudes and dudettes of TNA will be remembering for all of their lives, rich or poor, wonderful or average. But really? The losing streak? Overcoming obstacles? Been there, done that. Your almost like a photocopy, you just take the generic hero story from the movie theaters, translate it to the ring, and claim that these are the best moments of your career. But I see through all of it. And I would like to personally put an end to it, for good. Let me teach you a lesson on the meaning of legend. THIS, is legendary: THIS is legendary:Hell, even THIS is legendary:Compared to what you've shown to me in the ring, my friend, I hate to break this to you, but you've not shown ANY qualifications of a true legend. ME on the other hand, I'm going to the hall of fame. No doubt about it. X-Division Champion, 2 Time Feast or Fired holder, and an absolute beast wherever, whenever. And if you want to prove me wrong, be my guest. I'll take you on anytime, just name the time and place. Expect weekdays at 11. Conan O Brien's on that time.
And if you truly have the guts of a so called legend, you'll put your title on the line. But beware, true believer: if my expected result occurs, I'll be walking out of The ImpactZone with double gold. Forget about another worthless challenger, forget about me having two matches in one night. In the end, it's all good for business.
If your REALLY a LEGEND in this sport, beat me in the ring 1-2-3. But I promise you, you won't be beating but you'll certainly be biting my dust. You'll be washed away like grease to a magic eraser, and I"LL be the so called LEGENDARY Superstar. Double the gold. Double the girls. Double the awesomeness.
(Kisses two of his fingers) Hope to hear a response bro. I'm really looking forward to one.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 19:54:46 GMT -5
Im entering Jeff Hardys name into the hat
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 18, 2012 20:08:54 GMT -5
Even if I'm not in contention, I just want to do this real quick: TNAWrestling.com:
Champion vs Champion? Champion possibly pulling double duty? New video tells all!If you click on this very link, you'll be surprised to find Robbie E and Becky Bayless standing by. Robbie E is sitting on a crate, using the X-Division Championship as a beltbuckle, looking like a man with a lot on his mind. Becky Bayless chews bubblegum, snapping and chewing. When Robbie sees that the cameras are rolling, he nods, looks right at the camera, and says: Hi. My name is Rob Strauss, also known as Your Wrestling Guru, The Master Of Melancholy and Monopoly, and your TNA X-Division Champion since Late November, Robbie E. And tonight, I'd like to address what I define as, confusion.
You see, there are many people in this industry that are labeled legends. The people that bust their kung, day in and day out. The people that drown alcohol down their throats, and have just about as much of a good time in their bedrooms afterwards, then when they are fighting in the ring. The people that receive paychecks fatter then their egos, and go shove it off in the younger talents face. Some people consider it wrong, but in my personal opinion, they have the right to do that. I mean, bro, are YOU ever going to taste your hopes and your dreams? Are YOU going to be in their shoes ten years later? Dude, there's a better chance of Goldfinger for the N64 sucking then the haters and the bitchers complaining about somebodies attitude. It's because they have success, brah. Something that you'll never taste in your life. And I can think of another thing you won't be tasting in your life, HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
But anyway, my point is, some people got the whole package of a legend totally mixed up. This brings me to Eric Young.
Ever since he first won that belt, he thought it meant something for his career. Like it was his big shining moment, that would forever spring him into the golden book of wrestlers that would be remembered for years to come. And the fans agreed with that statement, but Eric? I'm about to go Facebook on your ass, because Truth Is? That golden book for you is just a fairy tale. I mean sure, you have emotion. But you don't have any respect. You don't have any passion. You use your emotion as layers to cover you up like your a freaking onion. Thing is, your career will be remembered. But in reality, it will only be remembered as average.
Team Canada? Sure, I could get behind it. Those are the things that the dudes and dudettes of TNA will be remembering for all of their lives, rich or poor, wonderful or average. But really? The losing streak? Overcoming obstacles? Been there, done that. Your almost like a photocopy, you just take the generic hero story from the movie theaters, translate it to the ring, and claim that these are the best moments of your career. But I see through all of it. And I would like to personally put an end to it, for good. Let me teach you a lesson on the meaning of legend. THIS, is legendary: THIS is legendary:Hell, even THIS is legendary:Compared to what you've shown to me in the ring, my friend, I hate to break this to you, but you've not shown ANY qualifications of a true legend. ME on the other hand, I'm going to the hall of fame. No doubt about it. X-Division Champion, 2 Time Feast or Fired holder, and an absolute beast wherever, whenever. And if you want to prove me wrong, be my guest. I'll take you on anytime, just name the time and place. Expect weekdays at 11. Conan O Brien's on that time.
And if you truly have the guts of a so called legend, you'll put your title on the line. But beware, true believer: if my expected result occurs, I'll be walking out of The ImpactZone with double gold. Forget about another worthless challenger, forget about me having two matches in one night. In the end, it's all good for business.
If your REALLY a LEGEND in this sport, beat me in the ring 1-2-3. But I promise you, you won't be beating but you'll certainly be biting my dust. You'll be washed away like grease to a magic eraser, and I"LL be the so called LEGENDARY Superstar. Double the gold. Double the girls. Double the awesomeness.
(Kisses two of his fingers) Hope to hear a response bro. I'm really looking forward to one. We head to Eric Young backstage, on a computer. He closes it and starts talking to the camera. So, I must have missed the memo where Robbie E decided what was, or what was not legendary.
I think the problem is that he and I are in completely separate worlds.
Because last time I checked, overplayed memes were far from "legendary". Barry Horowitz, never was legendary. And blown out hair, partying like a guido, and constantly acting like a douche, that is not legendary.
In my world, thats a joke.
But if a champ wants to start some mud slinging, he better be prepared for a response.
I'll be fair, you've done pretty well in the X-Division. But thats not the real X-Division. The X-Division I remember featured men like AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. The X-Division I remember has Samoa Joe as the biggest, most agile, freak in this company. My X-Division had a lot less parties, but a lot better competition. So before you wave that X-Division championship in my face, remember that I can claim to have that more than once, proving that I am not a fluke champ. You've had a good run, but who knows, you could be a flash in the pan. All style, no substance.
And now, on top of your X-Division duties, you want to make the challenge to me? Okay, kid. I've been nice enough to let you do your thing, but have you been watching me? Have you seen the carnage behind? I ended Tommy Dreamer's career. I beat Magnus twice, and Hardy once. And every single fight, I've left my opponents in a lot worse shape than they started.
But you have the nerve to say that if I don't beat you, I'm not a real legend. Please. I can take you any day of the week, and twice on Sunday, Rob.
If you go and get the okay for a match, I have no problem putting my title on the line. Because me and this title go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or to put it into terms you'd understand, like Axe Body Spray and Affliction shirts. I'm not afraid of you, Strauss. Or E, whatever you want to call yourself.
I could end it right there, so easily. But I want to address your real point. Because hidden behind those silly videos was an actual thought, as hard as that is to believe.
You said, and I quote... A clip is spliced in. This brings me to Eric Young.
Ever since he first won that belt, he thought it meant something for his career. Like it was his big shining moment, that would forever spring him into the golden book of wrestlers that would be remembered for years to come. And the fans agreed with that statement, but Eric? I'm about to go Facebook on your ass, because Truth Is? That golden book for you is just a fairy tale. I mean sure, you have emotion. But you don't have any respect. You don't have any passion. You use your emotion as layers to cover you up like your a freaking onion. Thing is, your career will be remembered. But in reality, it will only be remembered as average. Eric Young stares at the camera for a few seconds. . . . . . . . . .
You care to repeat that?
I don't have passion?
Where in the world did you get that impression?
I don't need anger to prove that I'm ready. I don't need to shout to prove my determination. Seriously, Robbie, I think I've made it very clear that the only time you're going to see a ruthlessly aggressive version of me is in the ring.
I am VERY passionate about this championship, and you can say all you want that my career will be nothing but average, and for most of the ride, you'd be correct. But I have to ask, man, have you been paying attention at all? It seems like the spray tan has gotten to your brain. This whole crusade has been about trying to turn myself from average to awesome.
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
*smirk*
But seriously, my goal is to make myself matter here. To prove that I am capable of being a top star.
You can say that I'm not legendary, or that I don't deserve to be champ, but don't ever question my passion for this championship, this company or this industry.
You want a war, Robbie, I'm ready. Don't bring a sword to a gun fight Rob, because while this time I've been rather nice to you, next time you challenge me, I'm not just gonna defend myself. I'll attack. And when I spit that fire, nobody, even you, can handle it.Eric Young holds up two fingers. Deuces, poser.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 18, 2012 20:20:41 GMT -5
I had no idea iMPACT was today....
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 18, 2012 20:28:42 GMT -5
Good show macman. I'm particularly ppleased that you PM'd me the results without me even having to ask. So thanks.
Dinero could use a match, it's been a while since he had one. I'm good with my other characters. You can use them if you need to but I don't want anything specific.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2012 17:07:36 GMT -5
Must resist urge to put Robbie E in this match. Unless it's alright for the possibility of double duty. Young vs Robbie E? I'd be up for it, if Macman is. I don't see a problem with this. There's no rule against title-holders chasing other champions, is there?
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