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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 15:45:32 GMT -5
ODB slams Taylor, but when she goes for an elbow drop, she rolls out of the way. Both women make tags, Angelina clothesline's Melanie. She then dropkick's Taylor to the outside. She pulls Melanie up and goes for the Botox Injection, but Crank reverses it and hit's the Dead Level! She makes the cover as Taylor keeps ODB busy on the outside...
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Borash: The winners of this match, the TNA Women's Tag Team Champions Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank!
Tenay: The Tag Team Champions with a big win, Don! West: I don't know if there's anyone who can challenge these two, Mike. Tenay: The Knockouts division may have met their match with these two.
Daffney is backstage watching the monitor as Winter appears behind her.
Helo, dear. How are we tonight?
Fine.
Well that's good. If you're happy then I'm happy. Speaking of which how was last week? Nice to get back in the swing of things, isn't it?
It was...it was good.
Come on. You enjoyed every minute of it. Wrenching Velvet back and hearing her scream in pain. You loved it. Admit it.
I...
ADMIT IT!
YES! Yes, it's true!
Then you understand you're not a normal person. A normal person doesn't enjoy breaking another human being in half.
But I know I'm not normal. I never tried to be normal.
Oh no? What about her?
Winter points to the screen where highlights from the Taylor Wilde and Melanie Crank v Angelina Love and ODB match are still being shown.
...Taylor?
Monsters don't love. Monsters don't have compassion for anyone or anything. Including themselves.
But...
If I told you to go out there right now and cripple her, would you do it?
....
Exactly. She's the one tie you have left. And we need to sever it.
How?
Simple. We take away the thing she covets the most. Her tag team championship.
So you and me...
Yes. We are going to challenge your former girlfriend and her new partner to a title match.
I...I can't...
Why not?
I can't do that to her.
You did it to Lisa Marie Varon. And Alissa Flash. And Madison Rayne. And Awesome Kong. And Velvet Sky. And Mickie James.
That was different...
And you did it to Taylor too.
I...
You have to do this in order to truly be free. You understand.
Oh yes. I understand.
Good. Next week I make my wrestling return! And I want you right by my side. You'll do that, won't you?
Yes.
Good girl.
Winter walks off, whistling Hands of the Wicked, as Daffney just sits in a daze.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 15:48:14 GMT -5
So now Winter is the new Daffney? What does that make the old Daffney? Tara? Taylor? The 1989 Denver Broncos?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 15:48:56 GMT -5
Borash: TNA Impact continues with the following contest, which is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. And the winner will become the number one contender for the TNA Legends Championship!
Borash: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, Jeff Hardy!
Borash: And his opponent, being escorted to the ring by Becky Bayless, from The Jersey Shore, weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Tenay: Well, this match could have some very interesting ramifications. West: Robbie E is the X Division Champion, but if he wins this match, he'll have a chance to become the Legends Champion as well. Tenay: Not to mention the possibility of him pulling double duty at Lockdown on April eighth...
TNA Legends Championship number one contenders match: Jeff Hardy vs. Robbie E. Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 15:50:56 GMT -5
Robbie E with a fist pump...
UPSIDE JEFF'S HEAD!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:00:29 GMT -5
Robbie E sends Jeff into the ropes. Jeff bounces back, running underneath an attempted clothesline, before rebounding off the other side with a flying clothesline. He makes the cover...
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Robbie kicks out! Jeff pulls him up and attempts the Twist of Fate, but Robbie fights it off, then hit's the Fist Pump Cutter! He covers Jeff...
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Borash: The winner of this match and the number one contender to the TNA Legends Championship, Robbie E!
Tenay: Wait a minute! Robbie E won? West: He did Mike, and now he has a chance to make history! He could be the first man to hold both the Legends and X Division titles at the same time! Tenay: Well, this should present a most unusual situation come Lockdown, that's for sure. Standing by backstage is Brooke Adams.
Well, tonight I need to win, I'm tired of sitting on the sidelines, I need a win to prove I'm more than a trophy girlfriend who can hold a Mic.
Of course, it helps to be trained by the TNA Champion.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:03:11 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Sarita, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!
Borash: And her opponent, from Houston, Texas, Brooke Adams!
Tenay: Last week, Sarita and Hamada sent a message to the entire Knockouts locker room with there utter domination of Angelina Love and ODB. West: Daffney and Winter may be planning to challenge for the tag team titles Mike, but they need to keep an eye on these two.
Brooke Adams vs. Hamada Three votes, ten minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:06:31 GMT -5
Brooke with a Mic Check! Since Anderson trainer her, apparently. MIC CHECK!!! Also, is it really just me voting tonight?
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 22, 2012 16:14:54 GMT -5
Brooke with a Mic Check! Since Anderson trainer her, apparently. MIC CHECK!!! Also, is it really just me voting tonight? Brooke with a Final Exam (Boston Crab)!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:17:23 GMT -5
Hamada punches away at Brooke in the corner. She then snap mare's her to the mat, before kicking her in the back of the head. She pulls Brooke down and covers her...
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Brooke kicks out! Hamada pulls her up and goes for the Hamada Driver, but Brooke slips out and rolls her up!
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Borash: The winner of this match, Brooke Adams!
Referee Brian Hebner raises Brooke's hand, but Hamada hits her from behind! Sarita enters the ring DDT's her. Hamada then locks Brooke in the Katahajime!
Tenay: Talk about sore losers! West: Somebody needs to stop this!
As if on cue, Mickie James runs down the aisle and tackles Sarita! Hamada releases the hold and grabs Mickie. Sarita kicks her in the midsection, then traps her in La Reienera! She keeps Mickie in the hold until Hebner pulls her off. Jackson James comes down to help, but Sarita and Hamada get a few more shots in as they're led away.
Tenay: Sarita and Hamada are hellbent on destroying the Knockouts division, one woman at a time! West: And tonight, they may have gotten two for one! Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:18:59 GMT -5
...OK then.
Next time you're going to kill one of my characters, maybe you should tell me?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:21:37 GMT -5
...OK then. Next time you're going to kill one of my characters, maybe you should tell me? I'm sorry M. It was a spur of the moment idea. I'm going to PM you, Jonathan, and everyone else with a Knockout after the show. Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring. I know it's been a while since I've come out here infront of you. But frankly I've had a lot to think about. But mainly my thoughts keep going back to last July. To AJ Styles calling on the phone, begging me to get his back against a couple of punks who called themselves LAX. And after we put them in their place, while we were on a roll, we decided to go after the tag titles. And we won! But our reign only lasted a month before we were screwed out of the title by Shatter and Mercer. And then we got a rematch as we were screwed again. And I should have noticed right there that AJ was out of sorts. But I didn't. And I blame myself for that. But as we went into 2012 I did noticed AJ began to get more and more bitter. But I don't think any of us expected what happened at Destination X. But the I heard the explaination last week. And forgive if I'm not satisfied with that. But if nothing else I need to know where we stand. So AJ, get out here!AJ Styles makes his way to the ring. Chris, Chris, I think you misunderstood my intentions last week. My argument is not with you. You've always had my back. You're my best friend. My bro. My hetrosexual life partner. No, my problem is with these people who would cheer drug addicts and psychopaths and guys who are just plain jackasses over us. And my problem is with TNA managment who would push us aside for them.So there's no problem between us unless I create a problem.You aren't going to make a problem, are you?Well I dunno if I agree with this side of you. To turn your back on the fans, on TNA....Chris, let me remind you of something. This company that you hold so dear. They fired you. Twice. And the only one who fought for you, who begged them for your job was me. And what did TNA do? We they said "Oh we'll bring him back under a mask and have him dance around like an idiot." But at least the fans...Oh no. The fans loved Curry Man. They didn't give a damn about you. They didn't care that you spent the show dancing around while your career died.Daniels says nothing, just looks at AJ. Come on, man. It's time to make a choice. What's it gonna be? Loyalty to TNA or loyalty to me? The fans or your best friend? If you want to walk out of this ring right now I won't hold it against you. But if you oppose me then there'll be hell to pay.Kaz comes to the ring. So that's it? You two gonna go to war against the entire company?And why the hell not? Think about it, Frankie. You should be here too. What the hell has TNA done for you? Made you dress as a video game character and threatened to fire your wife?You know you do make a point.You know another point? TNA World Champion AJ Styles. TNA Legends Champion Christopher Daniels. TNA X Division Champion Frankie Kazarian. How does that sound?That sounds pretty good to me.You know what else sounds good to me? The three of us taking TNA back. Who's with me?AJ puts his hand out. I'm in.Kaz puts his hand on AJ's. What about you, Chris?Fine. I'm in too.Daniels puts his hand on Kaz and AJ's. The three of them stand together as AJ's music plays. Tenay: Well, it looks like AJ Styles may have allies yet. West: But what does this alliance mean for TNA as a whole? Tenay: Only time will tell. We'll be right back.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:23:26 GMT -5
OK, fair enough. I can relate to last minute ideas, so I'll wait to see what you've got in mind.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:24:22 GMT -5
Borash: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, they come to us from Cardiff, Wales and Manchester, England, respectively. They weigh in at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety five pounds, Rob Terry and Doug Williams, The British Invasion!
Borash: And their opponents hail from Detroit, Michigan and weigh in at a combined weight of four hundred and twenty pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: Last week, The Machine Guns started back on the road towards the TNA World Tag Team Championships, a path they hope to continue tonight. West: But it won't be easy. The British Invasion are themselves former tag team champions and by no means are they pushovers.
The British Invasion vs. The Motor City Machine Guns Three votes, ten minutes
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:26:45 GMT -5
The Machine Guns with a pair of suicide planchas onto the British Invasion!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:35:08 GMT -5
Terry lifts Sabin up overhead, but Shelley dropkick's him in the chest! Terry falls with Sabin landing on top of him...
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Terry kicks out! Williams comes in, but a leg lariat from Shelley subdues him! The Guns then hit the Made in Detroit on Terry! Sabin makes the cover...
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Borash: The winner of this match, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: And for the second Impact in a row, the Guns come out on top! West: The World Tag Team Champions better be on notice, Mike! Tenay: TNA Impact will return in a moment, folks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:38:03 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is a number one contenders match for the TNA X Division Championship! It is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds, The Rainbow Kid!
Borash: And his opponent, from Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred and two pounds, Kid Kash!
Tenay: At Destination X, both of these men took part in Ultimate X, but neither was able to capture the X Division Championship. West: But now, both men have been given a second chance and they look to make the most of it.
TNA X Division Championship number one contenders match: The Rainbow Kid vs. Kid Kash Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 22, 2012 16:39:45 GMT -5
Rainbow kid with a horse of many colors
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:41:56 GMT -5
I honestly don't know who to vote for. I can't remember the last promo I saw from either.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Mar 22, 2012 16:43:59 GMT -5
We should've has EY vs Robbie E been a two fall match for both belts.
(Not at all biased)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 16:51:44 GMT -5
Kash goes for a lariat, but The Rainbow Kid rolls him up!
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Kickout! Rainbow Kid runs the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana, but Kash blocks it and hit's a powerbomb! He climbs to the top rope for the Bank Roll, but Rainbow Kid rolls out of the way! Kash gets up, Rainbow Kid hits the Code Red! He covers him...
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Borash: The winner of this match and the number one contender to the TNA X Division Championship, The Rainbow Kid!
Tenay: The Rainbow Kid earns the victory and as a result, he will face Robbie E for the X Division Championship at Lockdown! West: Two tough matches for Robbie E on April eighth, Mike. Tenay: He got himself into that mess, Don. Now, to the back with Rob Van Dam.
We open on an empty locker room. As the camera pans the room, we suddenly see Rob Van Dam in the corner of the room, stretching.
Oh, hey there.
Ever since High Flight ended, people have come up to me and asked, "hey RVD, what're you gonna do now that High Flight's done?" And I always answer with, "dude, I don't know. Probably just hang out and stuff."
Because the truth is, I don't know what's next for RVD. Me and Jeff, we had a good run, but when I went for the World Title, it didn't really go so well.
I could challenge for the X-Division title, show some of those youngster's what real no-limits wrestling is all about.
Or I could take my legendary, never to be duplicated 22-month ECW Television title reign and use to get a shot at the Legends title.
Or, y'know, I could get a sex change, kick Traci's ass, and win the Women's Title.
Something like that, it's like whatever, really. Because whatever I decide to do next, I'll do it with style, like only I can. Because I am the Whole f***in' Show. I am Mr. Thursday Night. I am the one and only...
Rob.
Van.
Dam.
Van Dam seems to fall, only for the camera to "flip" and reveal that he was actually upside down the entire time. He stands up, brushes himself off, and exits the room.
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