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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 11, 2012 23:46:50 GMT -5
Soooooooo, I might have to step out of booking duties for a while, I don't know for sure yet, and I'll keep you guys posted. (I might end up homeless here soon if something good doesn't happen.) Well... Shit. Not to be insensitive to your plight, but could you send me the current PM list for just in case?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 12, 2012 0:10:25 GMT -5
Soooooooo, I might have to step out of booking duties for a while, I don't know for sure yet, and I'll keep you guys posted. (I might end up homeless here soon if something good doesn't happen.) Well... s***. Not to be insensitive to your plight, but could you send me the current PM list for just in case? If it comes to that, I'll leave you fully prepared. Don't you worry.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 12, 2012 0:50:43 GMT -5
I will have my match in mid-day tomorrow, BRB.
And Viva I hope something good happens it would be a shame to not have you around. You and BRB have done an excellent job running the e-fed.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 12, 2012 0:56:28 GMT -5
BRB, I'm hoping to give you a promo sometime in the afternoon.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Mar 12, 2012 5:39:16 GMT -5
Well, god damn, Viva. That sucks
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Mar 12, 2012 11:14:47 GMT -5
It's not awesome, I tell ya. But we roll with the punches. I'm going to do my damnedest to avoid that happening, and in the meantime, I should have at least the next couple weeks to help out.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 12, 2012 13:13:45 GMT -5
And promo sent, with added friends.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Mar 12, 2012 14:24:12 GMT -5
Viva, that's crap man, I really feel for you. Hoping you get yourself sorted out.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Mar 12, 2012 14:33:03 GMT -5
Yeah Viva, I hope things work out for you. You have all of our support.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 12, 2012 14:49:53 GMT -5
Sent my match in BRB.
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Post by General Adam on Mar 12, 2012 20:23:06 GMT -5
Damn Viva. Hope things work out well for ya.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 12, 2012 21:19:23 GMT -5
Holy...sorry to hear about what's going on Viva. I hope things work out for you. Just wanted to let you guys know as well that the TV title match should be in BRB's inbox now.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Mar 12, 2012 21:40:11 GMT -5
Sucks to hear Viva really hope things work out man
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 12, 2012 22:45:54 GMT -5
Title Shot Handicap MatchConnor Mackenzie & Jason Allen versus El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler Caleb Fourchon versus Jeremy Dupoe [glow=silver,2,300] Freakin' Awesome Championship[/glow]El Hombre de Jazz versus Vincent Van Agony - Boiler Room BrawlerEast versus West MatchB.A. Brian Alexander versus Doctor Demento - Doc SivanaWhitey Fats versus Square - Square[glow=silver,2,300] Inter-Forums Championship[/glow]Evil M versus The Smokin' Vokoun versus Aaron Enigma [glow=gold,2,300] World Heavyweight Championship[/glow][glow=gold,2,300] Last Man Standing Match[/glow]Ryan Blood versus "The Punisher" Frank Castle (c) Mr. Socko's Bro/Punisher Here's a reminder that we will still need a few more writers for The Animated Pay Per View. This is not the final card to boot. Remember that the vote came to "Roger Rabbit Style," which means that animated characters and elements interact with the otherwise real world of the WWCF.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 13, 2012 2:13:09 GMT -5
Just a heads up. I kinda dropped the ball on my match this time around, but Niteraw should be posted on Tuesday on good time.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 13, 2012 14:06:01 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]NITERAW[/glow] TH: Welcome everyone to Niteraw! We’re just one week away from The Animated Pay Per View and the WWCF Galaxy is ready to explode!
I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King!JK: I can feel it in the air tonight, Gorilla. The Animated Pay Per View is gonna be a barn stormer. These people will fill the Parts Unknown Arena and they will bear witness to the WWCF Galaxy colliding with the world of animation.TH: And it all begins tonight. First up we have a 3-on-3 tag team match that promises to be plenty exciting. Michael Muffer, take it away![glow=yellow,2,300]Jonathan Michaels, Jason Allen, and Mario Nett versus Caleb Fourchon, Brian Alexander, and Square[/glow] MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the WWCF Galaxy, our first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall...*I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy* MM: Introducing first: from Preston, England and weighing 210lbs: The "Revolution... of Evolution..." Square!TH: Square making his return to the ring for the first time.JK: He's probably got to get used to the ropes again. He'll need it if he's going to take on the Wrestling Messiah.TH: And if he does, what will Boiler Room Brawler do about it?JK: I guess that bridge will be crossed when we get there.MM: Introducing his first partner...*Kashmir - Led Zeppelin* JK: But he's not the first returning WWCF Superstar. BA returned to the ring already, but he's just getting started.MM: Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina, and weighing 250lbs...TH: Arrogant as ever, I'm sure that his training hasn't humbled him at all.JK: He's taking his match against Doctor Demento at The Animated Pay Per View seriously, Gorilla. Tonight should make a good show of his training, if less animated.*Brian Alexander takes the mic from Michael Muffer.* BA: For the gals that wanna see me… and the guys that wanna be me!
I am B.A!
B.A!
B.A!BA: Bah!*BA flexes one arm.* BA: Bah!*BA flexes his other arm.* BA: Bah!*BA flexes both arms.* BA: Brian Alexander!JK: The ladies know they love it.*"Circus Envy" by REM plays over the Parts Unknown Arena's sound system, causing the audience to boo. They boo louder when Caleb Fourchon, carrying a stool and an empty jar, stalks down the ramp. Shuffling behind him is a nervous looking man in a lab coat.* TH: Caleb Fourchon demanded time on tonight's show. I can only assume it's to address why he has been brutalizing his opponents after their matches.*Clips of Caleb trying to force feed Jack Roberts pills in the Arena infirmary, of dumping weight gain powder on Sammy Twister, and curbstomping Steve Rollins and Barry Toledo are shown.* TH: The next clip is extremely graphic and has been edited for television.*A video of the second attack on Sammy Twister plays, when Caleb draped his unconscious body over a ringpost, pulled down Twister's tights to the crowd, and jammed needles into his backside, though Sammy's posterior is digitally blurred.* JK: Heheheheh.TH: It's not funny, Jesse!*Caleb enters the ring. He orders the man following him to get in as well. The Cajun Crippler sets down the stool and jar, and then picks up a mic.* CF: Everybuddy askin why Ah bin bushwhackin wrasslers. It cuz Ah mad. After Gookermania Four, where Ah was cheated out of mah Inter Forum Title by dat ginger midjit Gus Richlen, Ah git worser news. Dey say Ah suspended fer failin Wellness Test. Den, while Ah suspended, mah contract run out, puttin me out of ah job. It wasn't fair!JK: He's got that right.TH: Come on, King. We both know Fourchon lost the IF Championship clean to Gus Richlen at Gookermania, and that the WWCF did nothing wrong in regards to to Caleb's suspension or release. It was all by the book.CF: Everyting dat happen to me, it all because dere wrasslers who want to keep me out of dis business.TH: Oh, Dear Lord, is Caleb claiming he's a victim of conspiracy?JK: Quiet, Gorilla. Let the man speak.CF: Ah suffer great injustice. De jealousy and fear of udders nearly end mah career. Fortunately, dere one man in WWCF who had de un-yuns to stand up and demand Ah be rehired. Dat De Sam.JK: How noble of the WWCF General Manager to put himself on the line like that.TH: Noble. Right.*Caleb points up the ramp towards to Gorilla Position* De rest of you in de back nuttin but crapons! You scaired to face me in de ring, and even more scaired fer everybuddy to know de truth, dat you ALL fail Wellness Test if tings were on de up and up. De WWCF locker room full with pill poppin gas heads!TH: Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you what Caleb Fourchon said is false. The WWCF has the strictest, most comprehensive drug screening process in the sport of professional wrestling.JK: I don't know, Gorilla. Caleb may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but this time he could be onto something. CF: Ah de only man here who kin say he not on any drug.*Caleb produces a wadded up piece of paper from his jeans pocket* CF: Tanks to dis! Dese here results prove dat Caleb Fourchon still de best PURE wrassler in de WWCF. Dem udders, dey can't be trusted any further den you kin trow dem.JK: Preach it, Brother Fourchon!TH: King, are you really falling for this?JK: Look, I don't believe that every wrestler in the company is taking PEDs or whatnot, but there are more than a few of them you have to wonder about just on appearances alone.TH: Care to name some names, Jesse?JK: Er, I think I'll let Caleb do that.CF: Y'all kin boo me, but facts is facts! Ah got evidence Ah clean. Dem udders don't. Dat why, right here, right now, Ah inoggeratin de "2012 Caleb Fourchon Open Piss Test Challenge". Any wrassler dat want to prove he drug free, come down to de ring and fill dis cup fer inspectshun.*holds up the specimen bottle* TH: What? Fourchon can't possibly believe that this network is going to allow a urine test to be broadcasted on live television.JK: Why not, Gorilla? The man isn't willing to let those empty suits in "Standards and Practices" keep him from finding the truth.CF: To keep tings nice and legal, dis man gonna soopervise de test. He licensed, uh, piss expert.Lab coat guy: Actually, my title is-CF: Who cares?! Jest do yer job. Not dat Ah tink yer gonna have to, since none of dem juicers dare come out and risk bein caught. Which fine, but don't expect me to stop whut Ah doin. Dis ain't over 'til-*Unhallowed Metropolis hits as Dupoe walks out, mic in hand* Jeremy Dupoe: Really, Fourchon you think that you’re being held back because you aren’t using drugs and everyone else is? Well let me assure you I don't use drugs, aside from the occasional glass of wine, and yet I'm a former tag champ and would still be if I hadn't left Viva Inc. As for your “2012 Caleb Fourchon Open Piss Test Challenge” you do realize that no one there right mind and a few who aren’t in said state of mind, i.e. myself, will not go out there and urinate on live TV so let the Urologist go, besides you have far bigger problems than steroids, namely my monster, Mario Nett oh and by the way this time, I’m NOT GOING TO CONTROL HIM THIS TIME, so I do hope you enjoy suffering, oh and don’t try to make him take a piss test, he doesn’t do that, he’s a walking possessed corpse after all.*Caleb nods his head* CF: Jest like Ah figgered, Dupoe. You scaired to accept de Challenge and bein found out. Crapon! You so big a coward, you hould change yer name to Jeremy "Du Poulet"! Aheheheheheheheheheheh.*Caleb begins clapping and dancing* CF: Cock-Ah Cuck-Ah Cock-Ah Caw!TH: I think Caleb's lost it.CF: Cock-Ah Cuck-Ah Cock-Ah Caw!Cock-Ah Cuck-Ah Cock-Ah Caw!Dupoe:...You honestly believe this, you really, honestly believe that everyone on the roster is on drugs. By Father Dagon's mighty claws you're maybe crazier than me. Regardless of how insane you are I assure you Nett will beat you to a bloody pulp and, come the Animated PPV, you will face the wrath of Envoy of Chaos!!!! Good Luck in your match, if such a thing exists, you'll need it.TH: Jeremy Dupoe, once again showing he has no use for idiots.JK: And evidently has not patience for this match, leaving the arena and all.TH: How will Mario Nett perform this week without Jeremy Dupoe at ringside? We'll find out...*Indestructible - Disturbed* JK: Not too well if this is any indication.MM: Introducing his first partner: from Minneapolis, Minnesota; weighing 245lbs; "The Brainbuster..." Jason... Al-len!TH: You continue to cut him down at every turn, King, but his comrade-in-arms, Connor Mackenzie, will face Whitey Fats tonight for the TV Title.JK: And he will fail, just as Jason Allen will count lights tonight. Boiler Room Brawler has nothing to fear tonight.*Suddenly, the lights go out...* TH: How about this?JK: No. BRB is untouchable. Everyone else though...*Words appear on the Craptron...* 10 Little Wrestlers look to shine One misses out and then there were nine
9 Little Wrestlers picking up a crate One hurt his back and then there were eight
8 Little Wrestlers counting to eleven One lost his voice and then there were seven
7 Little Wrestlers looking for a fix One got sick and then there were six
6 Little Wrestlers want to drive One crashes and then there were five
5 Little Wrestlers going on tour One hurt his leg and then there were four
4 Little Wrestlers climb up a tree One falls off and then there were three
3 Little Wrestlers making a brew One is blinded and then there were two
2 Little Wrestlers not having any fun One hurt their head and then there was one
1 Little Wrestler sees the game is done I reveal myself and then there were none *Pictures flash on the Craptron: Aaron Enigma beaten down backstage weeks ago... The Punisher and Jonathan Michaels after the assaults on them from Lord of the Ring A glass next to a bottle of poison Whitey's limo after a car runs into it A picture of El Hombre de Jazz holding his knee in pain "Teddy Roosevelt" on the floor motionless after falling from the stage.* Seven have fallen.....Three To Go......One More Will Fall Tonight*The lights come back on.* TH: Where and when will this man attack tonight?JK: Well, he interrupted Jason Allen's entrance. He could attack him.MM: And the final contestant of tonight's match...*DOA - Foo Fighters* MM: Hailing from Los Angeles, California at a weight of 240lbs: Jonathan... Michaels!TH: And here he comes like a bat out of hell. Jonathan Michaels is biding his time until he gets the very last Championship Rematch in WWCF History.JK: Judging from Ryan Blood's recent actions and statements, JoNo will face no friends at Wheel of Misfortune.TH: But right now he may have one in Jason Allen. Mario Nett not so much.JK: And he wants to start the match. I wouldn't argue with him.TH: And Caleb Fourchon wants a piece of him.JK: I say let them tear each other apart.TH: Referee John Creed officiating tonight's - Bah gawd, the fists are flying!*DING! DING! DING!* TH: It's an even match of Cajun Wildman and Asylum Inmate from Hell!
Irish whip to the ropes!*Mario Nett leap frogs over Caleb Fourchon.* TH: Fourchon on the rebound! Clothes- Mario Nett ducks. Punch to Fourchon's face!JK: Fourchon doesn't like a man who ducks his blows.TH: Big boot to Nett! Nett goes down!JK: Ha! He's even trying to pin him already!TH: One and a kickout! The Brainbuster clearly wants to tag in.*Nett gets up and kicks Fourchon in the belly, bending him over. He grabs him by the back and drives him into a ringpost...* JK: He wants to glory hog the match. Mario Nett is right to ignore him.*Nett hammers his fists down on Fourchon's back, but Fourchon fights back with an elbow to the face and follows it up with an inverted headlock to Nett...* TH: What about Jonathan Michaels?*Fourchon slams Nett's back onto his knee. Maintaining the headlock, he moves to Nett's front and DDTs him to the mat.* JK: Like he cares about a TV Title shot.*Fourchon looks down at Nett and looks over at Brian Alexander, who he tags in.* TH: Could want to keep his Grand Slam status.
Tag to Brian Alexander!JK: I wonder what wicked Anime move he'll pull on Mario Nett. A Kamehameha? A Hadouken? A Spinning Bird Kick?*BA stretches his legs as Mario Nett circles him.* TH: I believe those last two are Street Fighter moves, King.*BA puts his two hands together and brings them to his side. Mario Nett stamps his feet and gets ready to charge...* JK: You know about Street Fighter?*Nett charges at BA, who thrusts his arms forward, slamming them into Nett's chest. Nett stumbles back...* TH: My son is obsessed with that game.*BA whips Nett to a corner, then charges for him...* TH: Brian Alexander with a running knee strike!JK: Whatever he uses, it seems to be working.*BA chops Nett in the chest a few times before whipping him to the opposite corner.* JK: Brian Alexander knows that he needs to make an impression at The Animated Pay Per View...*Mario Nett collides with the corner, tumbles over the top rope, and lands feetfirst on the apron...* JK: ...because he is representing the Eastern tradition of animation, primarily that of Japan of course...*BA charges for Nett and knocks him off the apron with a lariat. Nett collides facefirst with the guard rail.* JK: ... while Doctor Demento represents mere cartoons.TH: Mario Nett seems to operate better in Dupoe's presence. Brian Alexander with the tag.JK: If BA had to make an impression, Square has to make a bigger one tonight.TH: Mario Nett had better hurry up or else he will be counted out.JK: Looks like Mario Nett would rather stare down this fan with a black skull mask sipping coffee.TH: And it will be his- King! It's him!*The black skull-masked man splashes a cup of some liquid in Mario Nett's face...* JK: What was that? What did he splash in Mario Nett's face?TH: I think it was scalding hot coffee! And he's getting away!JK: Did the referee catch that?TH: He was looking at Square as he got tagged in!JK: And Mario Nett can't possibly see the ring now!TH: Jonathan Michaels and Jason Allen are there to help Mario Nett!JK: But he can't recognize friend or foe! He's swinging for the fences!*Referee Creed counts "10" and calls the bell.* *I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a count out: Square!TH: What sheer dumb luck on the part of the Revolution of Evolution.JK: I gotta give him credit there. He won the match without throwing a single punch. Sheer Taoism there. TH: You know about Taoism?JK: Heard of it or something at least.TH: Look at the sheer disappointment on JoNo and the Brainbuster's faces. They were almost powerless to tag in. That masked man robbed them of this match.JK: That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes in the WWCF, and tonight's cookie is far from crumbled.TH: You're right about that King. Stay tuned, WWCF Galaxy, because we have so much more action for you tonight.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 13, 2012 14:08:18 GMT -5
JK: Coming up next we have the first ever contest between Aaron Enigma and Doctor Demento. This should be interesting Tim.TH: I know what you mean King. How do you think Aaron would prepare for an opponent like Doctor Demento?JK: To be honest both of them are absolutely insane, so I don't think he needed to prepared much. Enigma should be focusing on Vokoun and Evil M instead of some silly doctor. He's got two guys about to beat his ass come PPV time.TH: Your bias is showing again Jesse. You have something against Enigma and I can't see what it is. He has done a lot for this company.JK: What exactly has he done that was good? He exposed BRB before he wanted to be and he stopped one of the best stables of all time in Corporate. TH: He exposed a corrupt shareholder and dissolved one of the most dominant stables in WWCF history pretty much by himself, King. Give the guy some credit. MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...*Doctor Demento Is Wheeled out by 2 "Orderlies" on a handtruck (Ala Hannibal Lecter). His Custom Made Black/Gold Straightjacket is removed and he Tosses his Bitemask to the Crowd* MM: Weighing in at 185 lbs. From High Atop the Throne...Doctor Demento!!!TH: This guy is something else, King. You really compared his level of crazy to Aaron's? JK: No I think Aaron is worse because he lives in a delusional world where he is always right.TH: He hasn't given anyone any reason to not believe him, King. The man has accomplished a lot in this company. More than you realize.*The entrance erupts with fire, creating a ring that Aaron stands in. He looks around with a deathly serious glare at his opponent before moving towards the ring. He walks calmly but with an intense look on his face. He jumps into the ring and throws his magnifying glass and hat to the crowd before pointing at his opponents and taunting him to attack.* MM: And his opponent, weighing in at 230 lbs. From Concord, New Hampshire. He is the Head Detective....Aaron Enigma!!!JK: This guy just annoys me, Gorilla. He's always spouting about how he's going to do this and do that. Does he ever do it?TH: He did that before he won the Heavyweight title, King. He did that before he won the IF title as well. JK: Did he? Sorry I don't listen to him honestly.TH: Well who's fault is that, Jesse? You need to lay off the bias and learn about our wrestlers. *The two men lock up in the middle of the ring and Demento twists into a quick headlock but Aaron spins out and puts the doctor in a Hammerlock. Demento gets out and turns around but Aaron hits him with a big right hand. Aaron follows up by whipping Demento into the ropes, but the doctor ducks under a clothesline from Enigma. Demento bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Aaron hits a drop toe hold and send Demento to the mat. Aaron grabs his leg and attempts to twist him into a knee-lock. Demento kicks Aaron off him and the two stand in the ring. Enigma smirks at Demento.* TH: Enigma seems to be sizing him up and coming up with a plan, King.JK: How can you plan to fight someone like Demento? *Enigma moves to lock up with Demento, but Demento kicks him in the stomach and drops Aaron to the mat with a clothesline. He begins unleashing a flurry of stomps and finishes it with a big elbow drop to Aaron's chest. He goes for a quick pin but Aaron easily kicks out.* JK: Aaron seems to be having a bit of trouble early on huh Tim?TH: Maybe he wants you to think that. Aaron is known for surprises isn't he King?JK: A dangerous fighting style as well, he takes too many risks.TH: You have to take risks to get to the top, King. *Demento picks Aaron up and attempts to drop him with a suplex but Aaron reverses it and hits a quick suplex of his own. Aaron lifts Demento up and signals for the Brilliant Deduction. He lifts Demento up but Demento manages to weasel his way out and smashes Aaron with a big right hand. Aaron falls back on the ropes, dazed. Demento charges him but Aaron drops to the mat while pulling down the ropes and Demento flies over the top out of the ring.* TH: What a trick from Enigma. You see King? I told you he had a plan.JK: That seemed pretty spur of the moment to me, Tim. Are you sure he has this grand plan?*Aaron gets out of the ring and lifts up Demento. He attempts to push him back into the ring but Demento twists and whips Aaron into the steel ring post. Aaron bounces off and hits the ground outside the ring hard and Demento smiles deviously. He picks up Aaron and slams his spine into the back of the ring. Aaron yells in pain as Demento socks him in the face before throwing him back into the ring. Demento throws Aaron into the corner and charges him. Aaron appears to be out of it but at the last second snaps open his eyes and charges at Demento, landing a big STO on the Doctor. Aaron reaches out for the pin but Demento barely gets his shoulder up.* TH: A huge move from Enigma! What a comeback after he got slammed into the steel post!JK: Enigma got really lucky he wasn't injured there. I can't say I wasn't wishing for it though.TH: Enigma knows what he is doing. You need to take risks if you want to succeed King. *Aaron seems a bit frustrated but he lifts Demento up and throws him into the corner. Aaron charges him but Demento gets his boot up and Aaron runs right into it. Demento attempts to grab Aaron and hit a suplex but Aaron flips through the attack and ends up behind Demento, where he hits a vicious elbow to the back of the doctor's head.* JK: Hey ref isn't that an illegal move or something? Disquality Aaron come on!!!TH: What about that was illegal King? Aaron took advantage of an opportunity you don't understand anything do you?*Aaron lifts up Demento after his vicious elbow and hits a big suplex on the doctor. Aaron doesn't seem satisfied though and grabs the doctor's leg. He signals the crowd once more, though they don't seem to know exactly what he is trying to do. Aaron locks Demento in an Arm-trap knee lock. Demento writhes in pain but he can barely move due to the position his arm is in. Aaron wrenches back on Demento's knee, adding much more pressure. Demento screams and slowly begins dragging himself to the ropes. He manages to get to the ropes and the ref begins counting for Enigma to the release his hold on Demento. Aaron does so reluctantly and stands up, pointing to the crowd as they cheer for him.* TH: Aaron told me he calls that submission Extreme Interrogation. I can see why that looked really painful.JK: I can't believe I'm going to say that but that impressed me slightly.TH: You finally seeing both sides of the Enigma argument, Jesse?JK: No I'm impressed Demento got to the ropes! Ha ha!!!*Aaron moves to grab Demento but the doctor grabs Aaron and throws his head into the bottom turnbuckle. Aaron bounces off the turnbuckle and falls to the mat grabbing his head in pain. Demento slowly stands up, limping on his bad leg but smiling. He goes to grab Aaron and lifts him up for a big suplex. He goes for a pin but Aaron kicks out just before the three count.* JK: Enigma got lucky there. The ref was counting pretty slow. A bit suspicious if you ask me.TH: What are you talking about King? He got his shoulder up fair and square and the ref counted at a normal speed.*Demento looks a bit annoyed but lifts Aaron up. Aaron stands dazed in the middle of the ring as the doctor bounces off the ropes. Aaron manages to grab the doctor when he goes for a clothesline and hits a big reverse STO. Aaron lifts up Demento and drops him with the Brilliant Deduction. He falls onto Demento as the ref counts the pin. 1, 2, 3!!!* JK: And it's over, what a shock Enigma wins yet again. This guy needs to go play slot machines or something.TH: Your hatred is strong, young King. Enigma won that rather brilliantly. He capitalized on a lot of openings that Demento gave him for that win. MM: Here is your winner. The Head Detective, Aaronnnnnn Eeeeeenigma!!!*Aaron stands up and cheers as the crowd goes nuts. He stands on the corners of the ring and motions a belt around his waist.* *Evil M makes his way to the ring to a negative response from the crowd. Ivy and Daisy are on his arms. They enter and M grabs the mic.* Evil M: So here I am, like I said I'd be...
Two weeks ago.
You see, it's obvious to me that someone didn't want me here last week. Someone did not want me to make good on my promise to call out Aaron Enigma. But who?
Who would have the most to gain from keeping me, the Money in the Bank or Botch winner, from being here? Who in that locker room wouldn't want me to confront the Inter-Forum Champion?
Hmmm?*M laughs, as do Ivy and Daisy.* Evil M: Aaron, I have to give you credit. I know you're smart, but I didn't think you were THAT clever. But keeping me from NiteRaw last week, that was a stroke of genius.
But as smart as it was, you only served to delay the inevitable. Because I'm here right now. And at The Animated PPV...
Apparently, nobody knows the name of this company and I Wouldn't Want Certain Fellows to come after me, ya know...
I AM going to take your title, Aaron. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it...*Aaron gives Evil M a puzzled look as he grabs a mic before pacing around a minute.* Aaron: Woah now. Stop the presses! You are accusing me of keeping you from Niteraw last week? Why in the hell would I do that?
If I had it my way Evil M I would call down a ref right now and beat you down this very moment. I don't have the luxury of that however so we have to wait to settle this. Of course we also have Ol' Smokey with us in that match.
I won't lie, I didn't take into account you would return after I faked my death. Do you know how much I laughed watching you enter the ring and open my coffin to pin me and take my title? The look on your face was priceless, it really made my night.
I knew that I would really get one over on more than just BRB, and you proved me right and in the end, aren't I always right?
I'm not shocked you thought I did it though, Evil M. I mean, I do kind of owe you for trying to take my title from my coffin. You were all hot and bothered to pin a corpse and take the title from me.
Now I know Mr. BRB has vacated my title, however let's be honest with ourselves, the title is going to be mine again. I'm certainly not going to let you take that title Evil M. And Smokey, well let's just say that I've got some unfinished business and at the Animated PPV, we're going to finish it!*Iron man by Black Sabbath plays. Smokin Vokoun walks out with Lou Thesz III to HUGE boos.* Vokoun: Well..well...WELL!!!!! Look at who the WWCF dragged out of moth balls to fight for MY Interforum Championship. I know you're all gonna say that it's vacated and yes, that is the technically true.....BUT THAT BELT SHOULD BE MINE!!!!!! THE SAM SHOULD HAVE HANDED ME THAT DAMN BELT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE!!!!!!!! But then Evil M.....you just sauntered out and walked into this very ring. And you had the GALL to claim that you had more right to that Interforum Championship belt than I did. AND YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY MOMENT FROM ME!!!!! However, fortune shined on me that night, because you were too STUPID to fall for Aaron Enigma's trick.
But the anger was still there. And so, I challenged you to a match. And...to my surprise....NOT....you never responded to me. So lets just say that....I decided to take the challenge to you.
Yeah...that's right. I WAS THE ONE WHO ATTACKED YOU LAST WEEK!!!!!! I WAS THE ONE WHO BEAT YOU FROM BEHIND!!!! AND YOU DESERVED YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
And you Aaron Enigma...old buddy. You thought you could fake your own death...so you didn't have to face me again. You know, I keep thinking about our two out of three falls match, and I keep thinking over and over again, how you basically cheated your way to keep your title. You...the "role model" to your legions of sheep in this crowd, you cheated. See, I'm not a role model, Aaron. Never have and never will be. I'M AN EVIL ASSHOLE AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!! But you....pulling all of this...just to prove who the hell the Majority Shareholder was? To lie to your peers...and to your fans. WHO WHERE ALL DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK YOU REALLY DIED!!!! That's something I would do. Not something that a man does, who also claims to have dignity. You have no dignity Aaron. Neither does Evil M. I have none as well...BUT AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!!!!
Unlike both of you pieces of s***....I'm real. This is who I am. You two are phonies, everyone in the back are phonies. ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THIS ARENA ARE PHONIES!!!!! I'm the real deal. There are only two TRUE badasses in this company, Frank Castle....and me. And he's World Heavyweight Champion.....and after I destroy both of you....I'm gonna be the Interforum Champion.*Just then, Evil M grabs Vokoun by the neck and screams at him. Vokoun starts throwing some heavy right hands to M and the two start brawling. Then Aaron tries to break it up, but he gets walloped by both men. Then Aaron starts fighting both men. And all three men are engaged in a violent brawl. The crowd is on their feet screaming at the top of their lungs. The WWCF security team run out to pull the three men away from each other. TH: OH MY GOD!!!!! THESE THREE MEN HATE EACHOTHERS GUTS!!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT THE ANIMATED PPV!!!JK: Both men want that Interforum Championship really bad. All three men deserve that belt. The Interforum Championship means everything in the world to these three men. All three men are the greatest men that this company has to offer. Or at the very least the most desperate!!!!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Mar 13, 2012 14:09:09 GMT -5
TH: What a night it has been King, but now we come to our main event of the evening. I have to say that given the events of the evening one has to wonder how things are going to play out.JK: I hope it involves the "Digital Dragon" getting his digital butt handed to him by one Whitey Fats. MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWCF Television Title! Introducing first, the challenger...*TRON Legacy R3CONF1GUR3D - 02 - Fall* TH: This could be Connor Mackenzie's chance to get the attention of the Majority Shareholder.JK: You ask me he's asking for career suicide. Going on some crusade against upper management?*The arena goes pitch black, all lights going out as a beat begins to be faintly heard. The lights begin to dimly beat to follow along as Connor's music starts. A pyro explosion goes off on the entry ramp as Connor slowly moves through the smoke, standing at the top, his face partially visible under the hood as he makes his way to the ring. Once at the ring he slides under the bottom rope then climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Once up, he pulls back his hood and lets out a yell, the arena lighting coming back to normal. Taking off his cloak, he sports a chain with a dragon pendant that he takes off before rolling back to the floor to give to a fan then gets back in the ring, stretching himself out a bit as he waits for his opponent.* MM: And his opponent...*No Love - Eminem feat. Lil Wayne* MM: Hailing from Starke, Florida and weighing 270 Lbs. He is the current reigning WWCF Television Champion, "Handsome" Whitey Fats!TH: This man certainly without a bit of controversy recently with his ongoing war of words with one Square.JK: There have been a lot of accusations getting tossed around but the proof as they would say is in the pudding with what Square did to Cynnamon.TH: Square certainly hasn't mixed words on his thoughts with the current TV Champ though and the WWCF in general.*Walking out with his mahogany pimp cane and the television title around his waist. Fireworks go off as he poses holding his pimp cane over his head, with his valet, Cynnamon, clapping. When they get in the ring, Cynnamon hangs off of Whitey, while five burst of pyro shoot out of the ringposts before Cynnamon bends down, kissing the title as it rides low over Whitey's crotch. Whitey unfastens the belt, handing it to referee Will Alphonzo who shows it to Connor and then holds it up high for the crowd to see.* JK: I'm almost tempted to lace up some boots if I can get that belt after Cynnamon kissed it.TH: *Audible groan**Alphonzo passes the belt to the time keep and motions for the bell to be rung as both men start circling the ring.* TH: And we're underway with our main event folks. This is the third meeting between Connor Mackenzie and Whitey Fats but you can certainly say these two have had some choice words in the past.JK: I especially liked the part where Whitey nearly took Mackenzie out in their first match. But admittedly the kid took advantage of Whitey in their second match when he went up top. I hate it when they do that.TH: Yes well, given their previous encounters this is sure to be a memorable third to say the least.*Both men size each other up as Whitey steps in making a move as if to look for a leg takedown but Connor swiftly turns, hopping out of the way as the two men continue to face off before moving in for a lock-up. Whitey uses his leverage and puts Connor into a side headlock, grinding it down on Connor's head before moving to flip Connor over his hip and onto his back.* TH: Fats with the early offense, using his technical skills to perhaps ground Mackenzie.*The ref begins a count but Connor quickly gets a shoulder up after only one as Whitey continues to hold him in the headlock, trying to press Connor back down. As Whitey tries to roll though, Connor uses the momentum and swings his legs up to scissor Whitey's head. Whitey is forced to let go of Connor and moves to try and pry Connor's legs off of him.* TH: And now Mackenzie with the change in momentum!JK: Both these guys seeming to want to start with a bit of a ground game it would appear.*Whitey pulls himself across the ring, placing a foot on the bottom rope which forces the ref to call for a release of the hold. Connor responds and lets go, rolling backwards and to his feet as Whitey starts to pick himself up. Connor moves towards Whitey but the larger man latches onto Connor's leg, hoisting him up and back down hard with a leg takedown.* TH: And Whitey Fats swinging things back his way again with the takedown.JK: This match is going back and forth more then a game of tennis!*Before Connor has time to react he is met with a legdrop drapped over his neck. Connor's hands immediately going for his throat as Whitey slowly gets up. Moving over Connor, Whitey starts his customary garvin stomp upon Connor who writhes from the impacts as he tries to catch his breath.* JK: Haha! Way to known the wind out of the Dragon's sails there Whitey. Or wings...whatever!TH: Whitey Fats certainly pulling no punches here, knowing what is at stake in this match tonight.*Ending with a big stomp to Connor, Whitey looks about at the crowd a bit before moving to start getting Connor to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Rebounding off, Whitey swings for the fences with a lariat but Connor ducks. As Whitey turns, he is met with a swift kick to the gut followed by a sitout facebuster. Both men lay prone, Connor breathing heavily as Whitey holds a hand to his face.* TH: And Mackenzie with the desperation facebuster out of nowhere!JK: What?! Where the heck did he get the energy to do that?!*The ref moves about the ring checking on the two men as they stir, Whitey getting to his feet just before Connor does and lays into him with a hard right. Connor stumbles back but turns and lays a hard chop to Whitey's chest. Whitey comes back with another right sending Connor almost spinning but Connor uses the momentum and sends another chop at Whitey's chest, then another as Whitey back peddles to the ropes. Running for the ropes, Connor looks to try and go for a clothesline to the outside but Whitey drops down, sending Connor up and over. Connor manages to catch himself on the rope, landing on his feet as Whitey starts to turn only to be met with another hard chop to the chest.* TH: Whitey perhaps thinking he'd outwitted the Digital Dragon there but being met with another of those wicked chops.JK: Makes my skin crawl when I hear him do that!*Whitey clutches his chest as Connor makes his way in through the ropes but as Connor straightens himself up he is pulled into and irish whip from Whitey who sends him into a corner, followed up by a splash which stuns Connor, causing him to slump and breath heavily.* JK: Ha! Whitey looks to be trying to use some familiar tactics on Mackenzie now, trying to keep him from getting his breath.TH: Certainly a sound strategy if ever there was one.*Moving to the opposing corner, Whitey builds up some steam and looks to go for another splash but Connor manages to move out of the way at the last second. Whitey meets the turnbuckle chest first hard and stumbles back. Turning he is lifted into an inverted atomic drop from Connor. As Whitey favors his lower region and his chest Connor looks to the ropes, rebounding off he looks to try to catch Whitey with a jumping clothesline but is caught in mid-air and planted with a Double-A Spinebuster before Whitey goes for the pin. One! Two! Kickout!* TH: Bah gawd! He just about flattened Mackenzie with that resounding spinebuster! How did Mackenzie kick out!JK: Do it again Whitey! Show this guy the TV champ isn't to be taken lightly!*Whitey holds up three fingers to the ref who shakes his head emphatically and holds up only two fingers instead. Whitey shows his fatigue but starts to his feet as Connor lays prone on his side from kicking out. Starting to get Connor up, Whitey moves to wrap his arms around Connor's midsection from behind.* JK: Oh, this could be interesting to see King. Plant him into the mat!*Whitey pulls back, attempting to hit a german suplex on Connor but he slips free, dropping to his feet. As Whitey turns, he is met with another kick to the gut before Connor reaches over and spins hitting a spinning impaler which plants both men onto the mat.* TH: Sweet lord! Spinning impaler out of nowhere from Mackenzie! He's throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Whitey tonight!JK: Yeah but he's not capitalizing!*Whitey rolls onto his back as Connor groggilly gets to his feet, looking out at the crowd as he moves to start to get Whitey up so that his back is to Connor. Moving to try and grip Whitey's neck for the Dragon's Grip, Whitey flails, sending his elbow into Connor's side quickly which loosens his grip.* JK: Haha! Way to get out of that one Whitey!TH: The champ certainly seeming to have that move scouted out now and looking to perhaps come back!*Whitey takes a few steps back as Connor is dazed and goes for a hellacious lariat but Connor manages to latch on, leaping up and over Whitey's back.* TH: He's going for a DDT! No! It's-JK: The hell is he doing?!*Coming back around to have his arms hooked onto Whitey, Connor uses his momentum and presses Whitey back, then pulls hitting a Standing Moonsault Side Slam.* TH: Oh my gawd! BSOD! BSOD from out of nowhere!JK: Oh my god what the hell just happened!*Connor quickly hooks the leg, holding on for dear life. One! Two! Three!* TH: He did it!JK: Noooo!MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and NEEEEEEEEWWWW WWCF Television Champion, "The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie!TH: I don't believe it! In all my years I've never seen anyone pull something like that off and Connor Mackenzie is now the TV Champion! Another night full of surprises here King!JK: Ahhh! I think I'm dizzy from seeing that go on! That and maybe a little sick. I don't know if the human body is supposed to bend like that!TH: What a night though King. Connor Mackenzie and "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen are making progress now-MM: WWCF Galaxy, please rise for the honorable Majority Shareholder of the WWCF: Boiler… Room… Brawler!JK: What? Making a surprise appearance I see.TH: Boiler Room Brawler said he wouldn't pay any attention to Connor Mackenzie until he had a belt around his waist and now here he is.JK: He's always been a man of his word...*Parts Unknown Security pours out onto the stage and ramp. BRB rolls out on his Segway onto the stage, mic in hand.* BRB: That’s right, WWCF Galaxy.
It's me, it's me, it's your Majority Shareholder: BRB!
I am here to congratulate you tonight, Connor Mackenzie.
You've run your mouth about this silly little crusade about taking me down and that it will start with my company's Television Title.
Well, you finally have it around your waist, so congratulations. Now you will learn what it means for me to pay attention to you.
You see, I'm too busy to climb into that ring to bother with the likes of my employees so I searched the international market for new talent to represent me, BRB, in the ring.
And I found just the man from Mexico City, Mexico.
I present the newest, the hottest, and the biggest talent to ever grace my company's locker rooms and soon its squared circle.
WWCF Galaxy, I present to you:
Hijo...
de Boiler Room...
Brawler!TH: What?JK: BRB said this guy is big. BRB's the biggest in WWCF history far as I know. This guy must be huge.*A huge, medium-tanned man wearing a red/yellow/black flame-patterned luchador mask steps out and stands beside Boiler Room Brawler.* TH: Bah gawd! Look at the size of him!JK: He towers over BRB and Parts Unknown Security!TH: And he will represent BRB in the ring?*El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler crosses his arms and stares ahead at Connor Mackenzie...* BRB: That's right, Digital Dragon. You are looking at you and "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen's one and only opponent at The Animated Pay Per View.
El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler: Six feet, twelve inches, and four hundred pounds of sheer power.
It's a Title Shot Handicap Match at The Animated Pay Per View, and to raise the stakes, it won't be for the Television Title - you already have that - no.
At The Animated Pay Per View, it's for shots at the Interforums and Freakin' Awesome Titles.
If you two beat El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, then you can hash out who challenges for what belt.
But if El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler wins, well, let's just say that the rest of my employees are probably counting on you two.
I've given you the stage, now it's time for you two to put up or shut up.
This has been your Majority Shareholder.
I am the WWCF.
I am Boiler Room Brawler.*BRB drives his Segway to the back, Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler following behind him.* TH: You heard it right here tonight folks. The final match of The Animated Pay Per View is made official: Connor Mackenzie, the new Television Champion, and his partner, "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen, the first Television Champion, will face the monstrous Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler at The Animated Pay Per View in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match for shots at the Interforums and Freakin' Awesome Titles!JK: BRB is a genius! He can exert his power in-ring now without lacing up a single boot!TH: Will two men be able to take down a giant Mexican? We'll find out this and so much more at The Animated Pay Per View. I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss...JK: And I'm Jesse King.TH: And it's been another action-packed Niteraw. We'll see you at The Animated Pay Per View![glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Bergman Boiler Room Brawler Jeremy Dupoe Aaron Enigma Hoss Fan Whitey Fats Evil M Connor Mackenzie Smokin' Vokoun Square
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 13, 2012 14:16:21 GMT -5
Where's my credit mang?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 13, 2012 14:21:00 GMT -5
Oh man...this is going to be fun.
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