Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 10, 2012 12:54:57 GMT -5
Damn that voice sounds familiar. Yeah, right? Sounds like somebody who might be addicted to love? Robert Palmer is a pro wrestler?
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 10, 2012 14:30:24 GMT -5
His mask is chintzy and his promo was mediocre but GO MAN GO!
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 10, 2012 14:53:16 GMT -5
Would anyone else mark if Jigsaw's past in RoH and how he was treated by Quack when he got back in Chikara comes into play as he's the guy orchestraing these attacks from the inside? It's a loose end that not really got tied up which seems weird by Chikara standards.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 10, 2012 14:56:13 GMT -5
That's an awesome mask! It looks like a mask that someone could wear All Night.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Mar 10, 2012 15:25:01 GMT -5
...Folks, Kenny King is black. The guy in the mask is white.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Mar 10, 2012 15:29:32 GMT -5
Would anyone else mark if Jigsaw's past in RoH and how he was treated by Quack when he got back in Chikara comes into play as he's the guy orchestraing these attacks from the inside? It's a loose end that not really got tied up which seems weird by Chikara standards. I do not buy Jigsaw as a mastermind of a coup. I do buy Jigsaw as the patsy who's failed attempt in ROH caused the whole thing to happen in the first place.
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Post by t3hmaniac on Mar 10, 2012 15:29:41 GMT -5
He could have had a Michael Jackson-esque change after the ROH iPPV
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Post by edge87 on Mar 10, 2012 17:32:20 GMT -5
That's an awesome mask! It looks like a mask that someone could wear All Night. I did not hear that at first, but now I do.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 10, 2012 19:48:26 GMT -5
Remember how Quack was calling out these fellas on twitter? Well...
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Mar 10, 2012 19:50:39 GMT -5
The Shard? 17?
Is this the CHIKARA Android saga or something?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Mar 10, 2012 19:52:48 GMT -5
Someone at 101 pointed out Quackenbush has been wrestling 17 years now.
So, it looks like it's a bunch of doppelgangers of the current Colony plus QuackSaw. I'm willing to bet if it wasn't Sabato, that 17 was the fake Green Ant/Blue Lucha Mask guy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2012 23:11:09 GMT -5
Sabato is surely Fake!Green Ant.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 11, 2012 11:51:30 GMT -5
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 12, 2012 7:38:33 GMT -5
Four Corner Tag for Vaughan.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 12, 2012 7:41:41 GMT -5
3.0/Donst & Hammermeier on this week's PAGG.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Mar 12, 2012 15:01:59 GMT -5
3/12/2012: "If you're going to do this, give it everything you got. Learn from your mistakes. Strive to be the best." Wise words. These are the very words of advice my father gave to me as he was driving me to my first pro-wrestling training class on February 16, 2001. It's a day that I will always remember. It was a day that changed my life. That was the day that I started my venture into this crazy world of professional wrestling. In my 11 years of being around this great sport I've met a lot of incredible people. I've had the opportunity to travel the world doing what I love the most. But most importantly, I've been blessed with the chance to share my passion with so many others who love professional wrestling as much as I do. It still blows my mind that I can entertain someone, make them laugh or help them forget about the troubles of real life for a few mintues. I understand it though, because it's the same for me or any other wrestler when we are in that ring. Nothing in the world matters other than those few moments that we are all sharing together. It's quite romantic when you think about it. I'm sitting here in front of my computer not as "Jagged" the wrestler, but as Scott Parker, the person, thinking about how much this upcoming title match in Toronto means to me. It means everything. It's a tad cliche, but it's true. I've been fortunate enough to be able to do a lot of amazing things in my life, but there is one thing I have never been able to do. I've never been able to look at myself and honestly say that I was the best at something. On March 24th I have that chance. To go to the ring, give everything I have for the fans, my dad, my tag team partner, and most importantly, for myself. I have a chance to hold something real in my hands. A gold belt, a trophy, a symbol that signifies for one defining moment, I am truly considered the best at something. I've been close before. On September 18th, 2010, Shane and I were only three seconds away from defeating the champions, Ares & Claudio of the BDK. Three seconds away from being the best. But we failed. That loss taught me a lot about who I was not just as a wrestler, but as a person...and it took a piece of me with it. I don't know if I can handle a loss of that magnitude again. I want to win the Campeonatos de Parejas. We need to win... WE HAVE to win... If we don't, I'm not sure what the future has in store for 3.0. It's do or die. SJP
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Mar 12, 2012 15:47:07 GMT -5
I know some of you really soured on CHIKARA after the whole Jigsaw/Ultramantis thing, and I didn't understand then.
Now I understand. This it for me. 3.0 not winning the Campeonatos, for me, will be unacceptable.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 12, 2012 16:39:57 GMT -5
I know some of you really soured on CHIKARA after the whole Jigsaw/Ultramantis thing, and I didn't understand then. Now I understand. This it for me. 3.0 not winning the Campeonatos, for me, will be unacceptable. Ok. I'm folding my arms here.
Unacceptable?
You're going to sour on chikara if that happens? After all the entertainment we've given you?
Well get ready to sour because it aint going to 3.0. Oh no. Those guys are total jobbers. I mean let's face it combined they're not even half a jigsaw! They don't have the charisma of jigsaw. They certainly don't have the pure sex appeal of jigsaw.
Fortunately to you,neither do F.I.S.T. That's why they're losing the belts. However,unfortunately I can't clone Jigsaw. I wish I could. It'd make the lonely nights easier. I'd be able to invent new quackendrivers all night long.
So that's why the belts are going to the team of Jigsaw and the new technico brought back Lince Dorado. Hey don't get sad. Actually do. You dont deserve them.
Ok wait. I'm a charitable guy. I'll tell you how it's going to go. First off,3.0 fail to challenge for the belts because let's face it they're bitches and then captain charisma wink vavasseur comes out and says"I won't let that stand...you're going to have to defend the belts against the team of jigsaw and a mystery partner".
Then you'll hear More,More,More come on the speakers of whatever hellish high school gym we're running and then Jigsaw will come out with Lince. They'll both be in blue boas and Jigsaw will take the mic from wink in his manly dominant sexy fashion. Then he and lince will say in unison"We're doing this one for Larry esse" because they're like rey mysterio but better.
Then they'll tap out Chuck to the special chikara special which is like the chikara special but like..better! I only taught Jigsaw and Lince that move and nobody will ever counter it. They'll be able to win every match until forever.
If you don't want to see that,then I don't know what's wrong with you.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Mar 12, 2012 16:41:36 GMT -5
Sorry, Quack. I love you. You know that. We've conversed on various social networks and at various wrestling shows. I love you, Quack. Maybe a tad too much....
But if 3.0 don't make it to the Promised Land, you're sleepin on the couch. And by that, I mean the couch in your own home in Pennsylvania, which I will never see or go near.
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Tiger Maskooo
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I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 12, 2012 17:06:30 GMT -5
Sorry, Quack. I love you. You know that. We've conversed on various social networks and at various wrestling shows. I love you, Quack. Maybe a tad too much.... But 3.0 don't make it to the Promised Land, you're sleepin on the couch. And by that, I mean the couch in your own home in Pennsylvania, which I will never see or go near. That's ok. I DONT NEED YOUR LOVE! I already have somebody to do that. And he fills the missing puzzle piece to my heart.
You're ungrateful. You remind me of that no good scumbag jolly roger.
You see,I let that guy into my home because he was like 60 % Jigsaw. Obviously not as good as the real thing but a good simulation. He was good enough that I used to put the mask on him and pretend.
But then that no good son of a bitch said"Hey..I wanna go get booked other places". Oh no you dont girlfriend! I couldn't believe that someone with jigsaws blood could turn out to be a benedict arnold.
It just goes to further my point that nobody is as good as jigsaw.
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