Demented's Funny Farm

[Demented]

Harley: This is madness!

No! This is... waitwaitwaitwait... this is madness.

Harley: So.. you're not going to kick me into a pit of death?

Guess not.

Harley: Phew!

However... *Kicks Harley into a giant bowl of puddin'*

Harley: *falling* Son... of... a... *Insert whatever sound is made by a person falling into a giant bowl of puddin'*

Yeah... this is my best attempt at a reason to post Harley covered in puddin'.


And a random Teen Titans pic.

[Demented]

Remember, we're experts.

Harley: We do this for a living.

What exactly do we "do"?

Harley: Random insanity, telling really bad jokes, blowing up stuff, inserting random quotes into places they don't belong, posting pics of me and derailing threads.

And we haven't been banned yet?

Harley: I think the mods like us. We've also got quite a following in the Off Topic.

I love that store. *Gets whacked upside the forehead* Ow!

Harley: And to think you lead an army.

*Demented spins around in his computer chair* WEEEEEEEEE!

Harley: Sigh...

[The poster with no name]

*hands Harley a flower*

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

More Raven & Starfire please.

*hides from Naoto*

[Demented]

Sept 7, 2010 23:07:25 GMT -5 The poster with no name said:

*hands Harley a flower*

Harley: Thank you! *Hugs Packerfever*

Sept 7, 2010 23:59:22 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

More Raven & Starfire please.

*hides from Naoto*

Ask and you shall receive.

[Demented]

Another day, another pic. Thank you, deviantART.



*Harley mumbles to herself*

What's a matter?

Harley: Batman: Arkham Asylum. Why do I have to play as that blast B-man? Why can't I play as me, or Mistah J, or Red?

Well, you can play as The Joker on the special challenge maps.

Harley: Really? Yay! Wait... I don't see these "special maps" anywhere.

Uh... I haven't downloaded them yet.

Harley: ... How long have you had this game?

Uh... since April this year.

Harley:... You're a damn fool.

But I'm your fool.

Harley: True. Now do me a favor and start downloading those maps.

And if I don't?

Harley: You get the mallet.

Even if I do download them, I'm still getting the mallet?

Harley: Yes.

Oh, bother.

Harley: ;D

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Hello! I'm still OW! stuck here OW!

*DX GDR superkicks James off of the lift*

[Deleted]

Did not expect to find fetish stuff in here.

[Demented]

Sept 9, 2010 0:50:03 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Did not expect to find fetish stuff in here.

We provide something for everyone here. It's like Wal-Mart.

Harley: A very kinky, insane Wal-Mart.

Just be careful in the Explosives department. Things tend to go off quicker then expected.

Harley: Like...

If you finish that sentence the way I think you're going to, you'll be sleeping with your hyenas tonight.

Harley: ... Never mind.

On with pics.

[Orange]

Does this guy have a job at the Funny Farm?

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Sept 10, 2010 0:19:53 GMT -5 Demented said:

Sept 9, 2010 0:50:03 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Did not expect to find fetish stuff in here.

We provide something for everyone here. It's like Wal-Mart.

Harley: A very kinky, insane Wal-Mart.

Just be careful in the Explosives department. Things tend to go off quicker then expected.

Harley: Like...

If you finish that sentence the way I think you're going to, you'll be sleeping with your hyenas tonight.

Harley: ... Never mind.

On with pics.

More please.

[Demented]

Sept 10, 2010 1:02:55 GMT -5 Orange said:

Does this guy have a job at the Funny Farm?

*Checks worksheet* He's currently working in a special division here at the Funny Farm. We call it J.A.N.I.T.O.R.

*Phantasm walks by holding a mop. He stops, looks at Demented and flips him the bird. Phantasm walks away.*

He's a nice guy, really. Did you hire him, Harley?

*Harley shrugs*

Sept 10, 2010 1:26:47 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

More please.

Coming up!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Sept 9, 2010 0:50:03 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Did not expect to find fetish stuff in here.

All sorts of things happen around here. For example, I have a monster for a girlfriend AND I have multiple personalities.

Which get weirder and weirder.

I was going to say that.

No you weren't.

Yes I was.

No you weren't.

Was too.

Was not.

Was too.

Was Not.

Was too.

Was not.

Could you both please shut up? I have a headache.

[Young Game]

BEWARE!!!

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}
Naked Batman!

Time to kick out the jams...

[itputsthelotion]

I'm considering changing my current signature to this^.

[Demented]

Today is... HARLEY QUINN'S BIRTHDAY!
And to celebrate this wonderful occasion here is a birthday gift for you all.

[kingfeurio]

No love for the Dee Twins?

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

i missed harley's birthday?! aaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

*gets run over by multiple persoanlities as they bring birthday cake*

[Demented]

Sept 11, 2010 19:46:43 GMT -5 @kingfeurio said:

No love for the Dee Twins?

Well, kinda hard to find pics of them.

Harley: In other words... he's to lazy to really look for any pics of the Dee Twins.

You really like taking shots at me, don't ya?

Harley: You take shots at yourself, I just happen to be the voice they come out as.

We should really do something besides random babbling.

Harley: We could just get right to the point and post a pic or two.

I like the way you think.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

I forgot Harley's birthday. This sucks.

Well, as a belated birthday present, here.

*hands Harley a big box*

It's a new mallet. It has Mistah J's face on both sides and is painted red and black.

Naoto: And, I suppose I should give you something as well.

*Hands Harley a smaller box*

Naoto: It's a shock collar and a pie. I figure you could always need an extra pie, and a shock collar.... well.... I'm sure you could use it somehow.

Demented, run brother. Don't walk, don't stop to admire the scenery, run!

Naoto: Shut up and get back to cuddling my feet.

If you say so! ^_^

Naoto *blushing*: Moron.....