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Post by Demented on Aug 15, 2010 22:43:49 GMT -5
Harley don't you know that the mallet has no effect on him this has effect on him *shoots demented with a dart gun and puts him in a strait jacket* Blasted RKT, thanks to him I've been sitting here all night in this bloody straitjacket and Harley is know where to be seen... Though, I've heard a bunch of strange noises coming from the next room. What... the... hell...  Nurse Harley: You saw nothing. *Blink* *Blink*.. Two... of... them?... Harley: Help me, Puddin'! No.. wait.. don't help... ah... lower... ... Someone get me out of this thing!!!! |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 22:46:52 GMT -5
HOLD ON, HARLEY!!! I'LL -
*gets clocked by nWo GDR*
NO WAY!!! I WANT TO RESCUE HER FIRST!!!!!!!!
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 22:48:54 GMT -5
 Harley: Hey guys. What's new?  Harley (look it up): Not much. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 22:54:02 GMT -5
DOGGONE IT, HARLEY RACE AND HARLEY FROM WHATEVER SOAP OPERA, I DON'T REMEMBER, I'M TRYING TO HELP HARLEY QUINN!!! SHE JUST KIDNAPPED HERSELF!!!!
OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 22:57:47 GMT -5
Harley: It's Harley Davidson Cooper-Spaulding-Mallet-Spaulding-Aitoro thank you very much!!! And my ex husband and step daughter were once insane maybe I can help! Matt Dunn note: She's from the now dead soap "Guiding Light." |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 23:01:25 GMT -5
ooc: i though she was. i liked that show. weird thing is, i also like "young & the restless." i really AM crazy.
I could have told you that years ago.
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 23:02:57 GMT -5
I like One Live To Live.  Sipowicz: Turn in your man card. Me: Yes, Sergeant. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 23:07:03 GMT -5
I lost my man card years ago.
I took it from him for watching too much "Charmed." Now if you'll excuse me, Harley Quinn is in distress and I must save her.
GO POKE KEVIN NASH IN THE CHEST, YOU FIEND!!!!
*punches nWo GDR*
OH YEAH?! WELL, WHEN I KNOCK YOU DOWN, IT'LL BE THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD!!!!!
HA!!!!!!!!! THAT'LL PUT A LOT OF BUTTS IN SEATS!!!!!
*kicks nWo GDR in the butt*
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 15, 2010 23:10:49 GMT -5
ooc:you guys actually watch soap operas
I hate soap operas
yeah I know i don't like them either
Well you're a guy
so a lot of guys watch soap operas
like who
*looks at dunn and GDR*
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 23:10:59 GMT -5
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 15, 2010 23:16:36 GMT -5
you guys are really wierd anyway
*knocks nurse harley out and saves the other harley and runs away*
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 23:23:11 GMT -5
*nWo GDR shoots tranquilizer dart that hits rktaker*
NOW'S MY CHANCE!!!!!
NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!
*both GDRs draw swords*
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 15, 2010 23:25:04 GMT -5
no f.....*passes out*
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 23:29:46 GMT -5
 Harley Hahn: Hey guys! Just popped in to say hey. |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 23:30:53 GMT -5
DEMENTED!!!! HELP US!!!!
DEMENTED!!!! HELP US!!!!
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Post by Demented on Aug 15, 2010 23:33:12 GMT -5
'Nurse Harley, Normal Harley, and Demented in a straitjacket are watching the current banter'
Nurse Harley: Where the heck am I and what the heck is going on?Harley: Well, you're in The Funny Farm, which is located at Wrestlecrap, and this is typical banter of the people of Wrestlecrap.Nurse Harley:... Okay... this is confusing.Harley: Yeah, it's a strange placeAre you going to help me out Harley? Nurse Harley: Who is that?Harley: Puddin'.Nurse Harley: Puddin'? He doesn't look like Mr. J.Harley: Well.. he's not. His name is Demented.Nurse Harley: Demented? Harley: Yep.Will you help me? Please. Nurse Harley: Are you in love with him?Harley: Yeah... He's an exact 180 of Mr. J. It's like having a little puppy following you around all day.I'm starting to get angry... Nurse Harley: You going to help him?Harley: He can wait. What's the worse he can do?*Demented gets an evil grin and Nurse Harley vanishes* Harley: Uh... Puddin', where did she go?Back in my head. *Evil Laugh* Harley: *scared* Is she coming back?No... and if you don't get this jacket off me.... you won't be coming back either. Harley: Okay, okay, okay, Puddin'. Thank you. Now, what have we learned today? Harley: Don't piss off Demented?Exactly.  |
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 23:32:24 GMT -5
 "Did somebody say Marley?" |
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Post by Matt Dunn on Aug 15, 2010 23:35:04 GMT -5
 "Did somebody sign Marlee?" |
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Aug 15, 2010 23:39:43 GMT -5
OK, Matt, if you don't stop you're gonna get tranqed too.
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, YOU CAN'T JUST -
*THHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWOK*
C-C-C-Come here and kiss me, sweet Lita....
*THUD*
Well, that takes care of that.
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Post by RKTaker on Aug 15, 2010 23:40:31 GMT -5
'Nurse Harley, Normal Harley, and Demented in a straitjacket are watching the current banter'
Nurse Harley: Where the heck am I and what the heck is going on?Harley: Well, you're in The Funny Farm, which is located at Wrestlecrap, and this is typical banter of the people of Wrestlecrap.Nurse Harley:... Okay... this is confusing.Harley: Yeah, it's a strange placeAre you going to help me out Harley? Nurse Harley: Who is that?Harley: Puddin'.Nurse Harley: Puddin'? He doesn't look like Mr. J.Harley: Well.. he's not. His name is Demented.Nurse Harley: Demented? Harley: Yep.Will you help me? Please. Nurse Harley: Are you in love with him?Harley: Yeah... He's an exact 180 of Mr. J. It's like having a little puppy following you around all day.I'm starting to get angry... Nurse Harley: You going to help him?Harley: He can wait. What's the worse he can do?*Demented gets an evil grin and Nurse Harley vanishes* Harley: Uh... Puddin', where did she go?Back in my head. *Evil Laugh* Harley: *scared* Is she coming back?No... and if you don't get this jacket off me.... you won't be coming back either. Harley: Okay, okay, okay, Puddin'. Thank you. Now, what have we learned today? Harley: Don't piss off Demented?Exactly. *get thrown next to them in a strait jacket and is gagged* |
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