Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Mar 3, 2012 0:40:22 GMT -5
Remember, WWE Creative are pretty much monkeys writing on typewriters. When it comes to the Divas anyway. You see, this is what pisses me off; I can't help but think that the people who come up with this tripe are either the same people who come up with stuff like the Summer of Punk and Psycho-Rhodes from last year or at least share a room with the people who came up with it. Either way, there really isn't an excuse for how horribly they book the Divas. Either use 'em or lose 'em, s'all I'm saying. Exactly. Find something that will get the fans interested in them or get rid of them and stop wasting our time.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 3, 2012 0:43:09 GMT -5
I dunno how having a bad case of gas is supposed to make her sympathetic. To make her a loser because everyone loves a loser maybe?
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Mar 3, 2012 0:44:03 GMT -5
As much as I hate the farting gimmick and constant losses, based on a spoiler report for the last Smackdown, her backstage segment seemed to be very over with the live crowd.
Also, WWE Creative seem less like monkeys with typewriters and more like kids with a severe case of ADHD.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Mar 3, 2012 0:45:23 GMT -5
It's been several weeks now and this whole gimmick still leaves me shocked. Like, I can't believe they're actually doing this. I've had weeks to accept this was actually happening, but I'm still in awe.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Mar 3, 2012 0:53:59 GMT -5
If I was on the creative team, I would have Natalya fart. Then Johnny Curtis would smell the fart and get turned on by the smell of her farts. She becomes his manager and promises him that if he starts to win matches, she will fart for him. Eventually he becomes IC champion. Tyson Kidd is disgusted by all of this and tells them to stop. Natalya and Curtis feud with Kidd for a few months. Then Natalya finds out that Curtis has been paying women to smell their farts. Natalya is furious and cost Curtis the belt and reunites with Tyson.
That's how I would salvage this storyline.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 3, 2012 1:12:08 GMT -5
I dunno how having a bad case of gas is supposed to make her sympathetic. She's pretty, but uncontrollably does something unladylike which turns off potential friends and suitors. I can see it... Or maybe because she farts, the male Superstars think of her as "one of the guys" and are less intimidated by her. If I was on the creative team, I would have Natalya fart. Then Johnny Curtis would smell the fart and get turned on by the smell of her farts. She becomes his manager and promises him that if he starts to win matches, she will fart for him. Eventually he becomes IC WWE Champion. Tyson Kidd is disgusted by all of this and tells them to stop. Natalya and Curtis feud with Kidd for a few months. Then Natalya finds out that Curtis has been paying women to smell their farts. Natalya is furious and cost Curtis the belt and reunites with Tyson. That's how I would salvage this storyline. Much better.
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Post by norsisclouds on Mar 3, 2012 1:16:35 GMT -5
If I was on the creative team, I would have Natalya fart. Then Johnny Curtis would smell the fart and get turned on by the smell of her farts. She becomes his manager and promises him that if he starts to win matches, she will fart for him. Eventually he becomes IC champion. Tyson Kidd is disgusted by all of this and tells them to stop. Natalya and Curtis feud with Kidd for a few months. Then Natalya finds out that Curtis has been paying women to smell their farts. Natalya is furious and cost Curtis the belt and reunites with Tyson. That's how I would salvage this storyline. I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this!
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Post by celticjobber on Mar 3, 2012 1:18:23 GMT -5
I dunno how having a bad case of gas is supposed to make her sympathetic. Of course WWE wouldn't be in this mess if they hadn't cut her off at the knees during her title run but that's neither here nor there. I don't think it's a sympathy thing. WWE's targeted audience is kids, and kids love farting. My nieces only watch Smackdown sometimes, but they love her farting segments.
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Sin Cara Tres
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Mar 3, 2012 5:10:18 GMT -5
You guys don't get it. It's like Embrace The Hate.
Nattie <3 The Farts now and she's going to be a better person because of it. Also, gas based offense. She's going to spray mist like Muta but out her bunghole.
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Post by avenger on Mar 3, 2012 6:08:03 GMT -5
You guys don't get it. It's like Embrace The Hate. Nattie <3 The Farts now and she's going to be a better person because of it. Also, gas based offense. She's going to spray mist like Muta but out her bunghole. Which if you think about it, only makes the sharp shooter more effective.
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amaron
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Post by amaron on Mar 3, 2012 6:46:21 GMT -5
Which if you think about it, only makes the sharp shooter more effective. Yeah... now they can call it the Shartshooter! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png)
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consi
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Post by consi on Mar 3, 2012 8:56:14 GMT -5
The whole thing is silly. and it only proves that CT is a bunch of teenagers. Kevin Dunn, Triple H is definitely in that bunch of un creative crap Ranjin Sing head writer of RAW oh f***, Michael Hayes Head writer of Smackdown *goddamnit
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Post by mystikz on Mar 3, 2012 9:30:22 GMT -5
If I was on the creative team, I would have Natalya fart. Then Johnny Curtis would smell the fart and get turned on by the smell of her farts. She becomes his manager and promises him that if he starts to win matches, she will fart for him. Eventually he becomes IC champion. Tyson Kidd is disgusted by all of this and tells them to stop. Natalya and Curtis feud with Kidd for a few months. Then Natalya finds out that Curtis has been paying women to smell their farts. Natalya is furious and cost Curtis the belt and reunites with Tyson. That's how I would salvage this storyline. wow lol. that would be amazing.
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B.B.M
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Post by B.B.M on Mar 3, 2012 9:52:34 GMT -5
The live crowd seemed to like how this have progressed, so in some funny way, Natalya is over. Like I said a few threads ago, Sure people don't want to admit it, but everyone enjoys a good fart. Also, WWE Creative seem less like monkeys with typewriters and more like kids with a severe case of ADHD. Did you just confuse ADHD with Immaturity?
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 3, 2012 10:28:24 GMT -5
It's crap like this that makes people not take the credible Divas somewhat seriously. This is absolutely ridiculous. If this is the best way you turn somebody face, you don't deserve to have a job.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 10:33:11 GMT -5
At least they're not doing the standard Divas storyline of a lesbian female stalker.
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Mar 3, 2012 10:46:09 GMT -5
Also, WWE Creative seem less like monkeys with typewriters and more like kids with a severe case of ADHD. Did you just confuse ADHD with Immaturity? I think both are pretty applicable considering stuff like the Anonymous Raw GM that starts out as an interesting concept and just dies with no payoff really looks like they just got bored of the concept.
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B.B.M
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Post by B.B.M on Mar 3, 2012 11:13:28 GMT -5
Did you just confuse ADHD with Immaturity? I think both are pretty applicable considering stuff like the Anonymous Raw GM that starts out as an interesting concept and just dies with no payoff really looks like they just got bored of the concept. If they were bored, they would find a way to incorporate Natalya's bowels with the reveal of the Anonymous GM.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Mar 3, 2012 12:03:57 GMT -5
The whole Curtis/Natalya thing...
I would actually go a Popeye-route and have Nattie's farts be like spinach for Curtis. We could even get a music cue when it happened.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 14:10:41 GMT -5
Tell ya this though, anytime somebody says an indy act is too cheesy to get over in WWE, all you have to do is remind them of Natalya Neidfart.
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