TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
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Post by TCM on Oct 8, 2011 8:02:09 GMT -5
Your typo... "Conspiracy angel." That's what WWE needs. The Conspiracy Angel. She'd be some kind of omnipresent television angel for censorship, but WWE was so foul in the 90s that it took every ounce of her being to make the Attitude Era as "tasteful" as it was. Driven crazy by the effort to try to "help" the E, she's been pulling strings from behind the scenes since around 2000 to turn it into something she'd enjoy watching. They could explain the Right to Censor as her imparting some of her spirit into Stevie, Val, Ivory, and Goodfather while they were asleep or drunk. Now that she's pulled enough strings to start this strike, she's going to take over a weakened WWE and make it the cutest, cuddliest, most wholesome thing on TV, that even the wimpiest three year olds wouldn't wanna watch. As for why she couldn't just storm the place and take over? Well she may be an angel, but she's still not a trained wrestler (even refs are more accustomed to getting hit). One good chair shot would have her seeing stars. So she manipulates wrestlers into doing her bidding, and as things get more wholesome, she gets more powerful. Personality wise, she'd actually be rather likeable and charismatic. Just with really, relaly bad intentions. Kind of like that crazy French chick from ReBoot. You know, if they get the right girl for this, I would actually want to see this. Not even joking, I like the idea that much.
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