AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Oct 3, 2011 22:56:30 GMT -5
My favorite part was how immediately after this vicious beatdown finished, her, "All the girls in club say holla!" music kicked in. So that's what her music says. It's so bubblegummy and whiny I've never been able to tell.
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ookkie
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Post by ookkie on Oct 3, 2011 23:04:15 GMT -5
For anyone who missed the segment:
Ralphie = Kelly Kelly Ralphie's mother = Eve Skutt Farkus = Beth Phoenix Grover Dill = Natalya
So that's two movies in one RAW... A Christmas Story meets the Divas Division, while the Phantom Menace meets the COO storyline.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 3, 2011 23:16:26 GMT -5
So if Eve was to fall down there's no way she could get back up with the sheer amount of winter clothing she'd be in?
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Post by joebob27 on Oct 3, 2011 23:36:34 GMT -5
Glad I missed this, she's more business exposing than TEN RUSSO SHOOT PROMOS
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Post by Dub H on Oct 3, 2011 23:40:10 GMT -5
God,i laughted alot,it was jsut unbeliavable.The wya she screamed was ridiculous.To try to belive beth couldnt fight off that,best comedy moment of the divas divisions
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Post by keezy on Oct 3, 2011 23:49:23 GMT -5
I couldn't believe Kelly Kelly, who's so skinny her torso bends completely unnaturally when she walks to the ring is beating up Beth Phoenix, who is stronger than the average man, into the corner of the announce table.
Like, Rey Mysterio isn't too big, and he's beat and been on the dominating side of bigger/stronger people than himself, but it wasn't by some pathetic, horribly out of synch head smack flurry off a table I know that much.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 3, 2011 23:52:27 GMT -5
My favorite part was how immediately after this vicious beatdown finished, her, "All the girls in club say holla!" music kicked in. So that's what her music says. It's so bubblegummy and whiny I've never been able to tell. Holla So all my girls in the club say who, cause you know just how we do. are the opening lyrics, not sure on the who part might be ooh... or something similar.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 3, 2011 23:52:54 GMT -5
Let's see Crazy? Check. Hot? Check. Named twice? Check. Oh my Zod, Kelly's related to Blah-Blah. They might just retcon it next week like the did when Shane McMahon beat up all three members of Legacy by himself. It's that ridiculous. I'd say this was better, because at least Kelly was actually hitting Beth.
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Post by Rorschach on Oct 4, 2011 0:47:05 GMT -5
I think my favourite part was her hoarsely bawling, "YOU TOOK MY CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIP" She legit looked and sounded like a toddler throwing a huge tantrum, and that was just the icing on the cake. Folks, there was NO denying it: Kelly BECAME Ralphie beating up Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story during that segment. She even had her "Mommy" pulling her off of the "bully" while she screeched and cried like two year old with a wet diaper. EDIT: ookkie beat me to it! ;D ;D
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Post by draus on Oct 4, 2011 0:53:33 GMT -5
My favorite part was how immediately after this vicious beatdown finished, her, "All the girls in club say holla!" music kicked in. LMFAO, the soundtrack of an icewoman lol. I am despising this girl and Eve with every passing week. I was always apathetic to these two for the longest time but I am getting so tired of these two. The marks drool all over them though so we'll be getting a heavy dose of them for awhile.
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Post by Cela on Oct 4, 2011 1:18:25 GMT -5
Did anyone else find it funny how Beth became the talking Malibu Stacy doll later in the show?
"I'm just a girl, heeheehee heeheehee."
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Post by MichaelMartini on Oct 4, 2011 1:27:07 GMT -5
That was the most pathetic beatdown I've ever seen. Even Jenna Morasca's was better. Beth hit her own head off the announce table a couple times.
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Post by deltarich on Oct 4, 2011 3:05:03 GMT -5
This whole feud is just ridiculous. No matter how much I'm supposed to "suspend my belief" I cannot fathom in any way, shape or form how somebody like Kelly can beat somebody like Beth. It just always comes off looking terrible
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 4, 2011 3:13:30 GMT -5
Did anyone else find it funny how Beth became the talking Malibu Stacy doll later in the show? "I'm just a girl, heeheehee heeheehee." The Diva's belt is really a parasite in disguise! RUN!
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Efren
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Post by Efren on Oct 4, 2011 4:41:03 GMT -5
I dont care shes a face, she should have used a weapon on Beth, thats the only way that would have worked and been way more intense and realistic, and should have definatley avoided the no care in the world entrance.
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Post by Chip Jordan on Oct 4, 2011 5:07:28 GMT -5
I can't decide my favourite moment; either the complete non reaction by the crowd or when K2 accidently headbutted Eve with the back of her head.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Oct 4, 2011 5:08:44 GMT -5
That was the most hilarious thing Ive ever seen. She looks RIDICULOUS when she tries to be angry.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 4, 2011 5:13:09 GMT -5
Okay, so I wasn't watching Raw at the time (I was half-assed listening to it) when all of a sudden I heard this horrendous wail of fury and, upon looking up, saw Kelly Kelly flailing madly at Beth. And the first thing that came to mind - no joke - was...
*Beth Phoenix has startled the Witch!*
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Oct 4, 2011 5:30:26 GMT -5
That was probably the most intense beatdown I have seen in a while. I'm surprised they let some of that air with how stiff those shots were from Kelly Kelly. This board is mostly non kayfabe,No need to do a gimmick. Someone told me about the tag match,So figuring K2 was going to get squashed I flicked over and caugh the begining of the "beatdown" and flipped right back 30 seconds later. I say this without any hyperbole,A paraplegic could have done a more convincing job.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Oct 4, 2011 8:39:32 GMT -5
That was probably the most intense beatdown I have seen in a while. I'm surprised they let some of that air with how stiff those shots were from Kelly Kelly. Looking at your sig all I saw was this: SKYNET IS ACTIVE. EVERYBODY RUN!
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