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Post by norsisclouds on Mar 6, 2012 19:24:13 GMT -5
Police Officer: Okay, pal you were doing 80 in a 65 mph... oh my god, you're from the WWE. Hawkins: *nods* That's absolutely right. Officer: I can't believe I pulled over and almost gave a ticket to a big superstar. You're Edge, right? Hawkins:...Yes I am. I'm willing to bet this is what REALLY happened.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Mar 6, 2012 19:26:45 GMT -5
The cop must of been one of the two Midcard Mafia fans out there.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Mar 6, 2012 23:08:39 GMT -5
Top notch journalism right there.
Take a post from somebody's twitter and post it. TOP NOTCH.
And lol @ "dodged arrest". It was probably a speeding ticket.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Mar 6, 2012 23:10:39 GMT -5
N...XT? Wuzzat?
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Mar 6, 2012 23:15:15 GMT -5
Delko: "Dammit. The NXT guys got away! How could you let that happen!?" CSI: Miami Guy #1: "...I thought he was Edge." Delko: "Come on! McGillicutty looks like he just finished killing 3 people in his mountain cabin! What now, H?"
H: "I guess you could say that...
We're...
*puts on sunglasses*
...In the middle of it now."
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Mar 6, 2012 23:33:35 GMT -5
"OMG I can't believe it, you're Zack Ryder!"
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 6, 2012 23:52:31 GMT -5
And now we have proof that if you want to pull a crime anywhere...pull it in Rhode Island.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Mar 7, 2012 0:34:43 GMT -5
As others have said, this is newz. Nobody would recognize Curt Hawkins. Curt Hawkins wouldn't even recognize Curt Hawkins.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 7, 2012 8:15:03 GMT -5
Maybe the cop was Vance Archer.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Mar 7, 2012 8:21:43 GMT -5
As The Miz would say "Really? Really? Really?". What was Hawkins smoking to think people would actually know who he is?
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