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Post by celticjobber on Mar 7, 2012 5:32:34 GMT -5
Oh God no!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 7, 2012 5:35:39 GMT -5
That creaking you heard Hulkster? That wasn't your knees giving out, it was Brother Bruti, in the wardrobe, with the video camera.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 7, 2012 5:54:23 GMT -5
That is horrifying, who would buy this? At least people found Chyna attractive ten years ago.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Mar 7, 2012 5:56:21 GMT -5
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Efren
Dennis Stamp
?Andale! ?Andale!
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Post by Efren on Mar 7, 2012 6:21:11 GMT -5
Ewwww, I hope it at least its a very old tape where he is not old as f*** and broken to pieces.
I really dont get why porno companies would be interested, I cant think of a sex tape where only the guy is famous that has made good money, not even Collin Farrel's one of the most popular movie stars amongst women and considered an absolute stud when it came out was that popular of a download.(couldnt be sold due legal issues but made its way online).
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Mar 7, 2012 6:22:40 GMT -5
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 7, 2012 6:26:55 GMT -5
Hulkster sex tape?  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 7, 2012 6:50:58 GMT -5
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Sin Cara Tres
Don Corleone
Funkasaurus Designs Incorporated
We Are Many. You Are One.
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Mar 7, 2012 7:14:17 GMT -5
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 7, 2012 7:20:15 GMT -5
I remember when I was a kid,I first saw the music video for pearl jam's jeremy. It features flashes of cards with words on them like"alone" "angry"etc. The one that always stuck with me was"the unclean spirit enters". It scared the s*** out of me when I was younger. I now feel like having read the news of this existing that the unclean spirit has entered again. I mean..listen i've dipped into lots of existensial realms of f***ed up. I've been a studier of dadaism and the surreal. I've read Hubert Selby Jr. I've listened to no wave and other musical dissonance. I've read extensively about Charles Manson. I used to watch the exorcist before I slept. I've watched the guinea pig series. This is my breaking point. This is the point in which I have to say...no more. I quit. I surrender. I'm done. I mean s*** just the description is enough to make me feel like i'm entering the red room from twin peaks. Like I half expect that the moment you would theoretically pop in the dvd and watch it the dvd goes to static and all of a sudden it's footage of you sleeping then a man in a mask runs into the room youre watching this in and knocks you out...you wake up and there's a midget in that awful xpac mask from the 90s  and he says"Welcome Home"in backwards. Plus"Grainy"? What like it's the patterson gimlin bigfoot movie? Does hulk turn to the camera for a split second like bigfoot?  I mean knowing that its hogan,he probably refuses to put the girl over. If so, does it have the formula of his matches? Does he hulk up during the sex tape? When he's ready to climax does he point at the girl and yell"YOU!"? Does it have a moment where he triumphantly bodyslams the girl? Does his dirty talk involve him saying"I CAN FEEL THE RED WHITE AND BLUE RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS"? Does it end with mean gene coming in and asking for his thoughts on what's transpired?  You know something mean gene..Jack...Brother...Dude...when I was bodyslamming dat ass in front of 70 million screaming hulkamaniacs dude..I felt the power of hulkamania running through my veins and onto her face..and it's unfortunate that much like andre the giant before her she tragically died the day after dude
The day after? It's still friday hulk
Yeah sorry brother...minds a bit disoriented because I spent earlier today jamming with my brothers metallica...if they play their cards right I might be willing to take the band to the next level. Anyway this proves that anything is possible. Take your viagra...say your prayers...What you going to do when hulkamania runs wild on YOUI hope this isnt true and tmz is making this up. I hope that this is just happening in my mind and the twist ending is that im stuck in an insane asylum. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 7:40:55 GMT -5
Hulking up is going to gain a whole new, terrible meaning.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
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Post by biafra on Mar 7, 2012 7:52:56 GMT -5
If he started cupping his ears and flexing after the money shot it'd almost be worth it.
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deliridream
Trap-Jaw
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Post by deliridream on Mar 7, 2012 7:56:05 GMT -5
Um............ew.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 7, 2012 8:11:50 GMT -5
"It's not hot!"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 7, 2012 8:14:52 GMT -5
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on Mar 7, 2012 8:16:14 GMT -5
Well...Im gonna watch it
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Mar 7, 2012 8:18:33 GMT -5
I hope they call it Hulkabangya.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 7, 2012 8:22:01 GMT -5
24 inch Pythons
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Mar 7, 2012 8:52:01 GMT -5
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deliridream
Trap-Jaw
Terminal Delinquentdeliridream
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Post by deliridream on Mar 7, 2012 9:01:33 GMT -5
When he takes his shirt off it looks like someone let the air out of his pecs so taking off his pants would look like....UGH!
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