Ewwww, I hope it at least its a very old tape where he is not old as f*** and broken to pieces.
I really dont get why porno companies would be interested, I cant think of a sex tape where only the guy is famous that has made good money, not even Collin Farrel's one of the most popular movie stars amongst women and considered an absolute stud when it came out was that popular of a download.(couldnt be sold due legal issues but made its way online).
Post by Tiger Maskooo on Mar 7, 2012 7:20:15 GMT -5
I remember when I was a kid,I first saw the music video for pearl jam's jeremy. It features flashes of cards with words on them like"alone" "angry"etc. The one that always stuck with me was"the unclean spirit enters". It scared the s*** out of me when I was younger.
I now feel like having read the news of this existing that the unclean spirit has entered again. I mean..listen i've dipped into lots of existensial realms of f***ed up. I've been a studier of dadaism and the surreal. I've read Hubert Selby Jr. I've listened to no wave and other musical dissonance. I've read extensively about Charles Manson. I used to watch the exorcist before I slept. I've watched the guinea pig series.
This is my breaking point. This is the point in which I have to say...no more. I quit. I surrender. I'm done.
I mean s*** just the description is enough to make me feel like i'm entering the red room from twin peaks. Like I half expect that the moment you would theoretically pop in the dvd and watch it the dvd goes to static and all of a sudden it's footage of you sleeping then a man in a mask runs into the room youre watching this in and knocks you out...you wake up and there's a midget in that awful xpac mask from the 90s
and he says"Welcome Home"in backwards.
Plus"Grainy"? What like it's the patterson gimlin bigfoot movie? Does hulk turn to the camera for a split second like bigfoot?
I mean knowing that its hogan,he probably refuses to put the girl over. If so, does it have the formula of his matches? Does he hulk up during the sex tape? When he's ready to climax does he point at the girl and yell"YOU!"? Does it have a moment where he triumphantly bodyslams the girl? Does his dirty talk involve him saying"I CAN FEEL THE RED WHITE AND BLUE RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS"?
Does it end with mean gene coming in and asking for his thoughts on what's transpired?
You know something mean gene..Jack...Brother...Dude...when I was bodyslamming dat ass in front of 70 million screaming hulkamaniacs dude..I felt the power of hulkamania running through my veins and onto her face..and it's unfortunate that much like andre the giant before her she tragically died the day after dude
The day after? It's still friday hulk Yeah sorry brother...minds a bit disoriented because I spent earlier today jamming with my brothers metallica...if they play their cards right I might be willing to take the band to the next level. Anyway this proves that anything is possible. Take your viagra...say your prayers...What you going to do when hulkamania runs wild on YOU
I hope this isnt true and tmz is making this up. I hope that this is just happening in my mind and the twist ending is that im stuck in an insane asylum.