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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 7, 2012 20:33:17 GMT -5
I guess Bob Crane isn't one of "Hogan's Heroes" after all! Sad thing is, you know there is someone out there who's gonna whack off to this. That's right, you know who you are! Do you mind? I'm still in the room! I bet even the most jaded porn store clerk is gonna break out laughing when this comes across their counter. Finally a Hulk Hogan movie since Rocky III people might actually pay money to see!
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Gummydavidson
Dennis Stamp
Johnny Davidson for Prime Minister!
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Post by Gummydavidson on Mar 7, 2012 21:38:36 GMT -5
I don't even watch porn but I badly want to see this tape
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Mar 7, 2012 21:43:32 GMT -5
There's no doubt I'll be viewing this, brother!
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Mar 7, 2012 21:49:00 GMT -5
I love this thread. Ive been laughing alllllll day going back and forth to this.
I hope the audio track they put on top of this is Voodoo Child. Real American would make me cry with laughter.
As for the run ins my moneys on Virgil, he ain't doing nothin these days.
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Post by MGH on Mar 7, 2012 21:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Mar 7, 2012 22:00:26 GMT -5
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Mar 7, 2012 22:04:54 GMT -5
We know Hogan's gonna be on top cause he doesn't lay down for anybody brother!
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Post by Crazy Diamond on Mar 7, 2012 22:06:05 GMT -5
Damn. Linda has done the one thing that no one else could do: She killed Hulkamania.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Mar 7, 2012 22:20:13 GMT -5
Hrm. Hulk Hogan sextape with a brunette surfaces around the same time Chelsea's back on TV out of nowhere. Is this a C-O-N...spiracy? Also, I think this is the final requirement on a standard celeb "willing to do ANYTHING to be famous" list.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Mar 7, 2012 22:22:06 GMT -5
Pfft. Isn't this just like the porn industry to continue shoveling out these parodies?
*whisper in ear*
Oh. Oh dear. Oh my.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Mar 7, 2012 22:22:40 GMT -5
Does he cup his ear and pose for her when its over?
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BR329
King Koopa
Support the WWF
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Post by BR329 on Mar 7, 2012 23:06:06 GMT -5
www.tmz.com/2012/03/07/hulk-hogan-sex-tape/"A sex tape featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan has surfaced -- and TMZ has learned, it's currently being shopped to a major porn studio. We've seen a portion of the grainy footage -- featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again." Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does. The best part ... Hulk's thong-shaped tan line. It's unclear when the tape was shot -- but Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party. So far, no word on whether Hirsch or anyone else has made an offer to buy the tape. Hulk did not have an immediate comment." JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS~!!!!!
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Efren
Dennis Stamp
?Andale! ?Andale!
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Post by Efren on Mar 7, 2012 23:31:56 GMT -5
-- Ultimate Warrior gave his prerequisite comment on Hogan's sex tape, tweeting: HH sex tape? Don't need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he's lesbian is 2 much 4 even me.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2012 23:35:58 GMT -5
Just give it time, TNARULZFOOL will leak it. He gets all the scoops.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 7, 2012 23:36:46 GMT -5
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP GIVING DETAILS!!!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Mar 7, 2012 23:54:18 GMT -5
I bet Hogan's so insecure, he probably wears a bandana over his penis to cover up any possible male pattern baldness in the pubic area.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
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BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Mar 7, 2012 23:58:08 GMT -5
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP GIVING DETAILS!!! This and Mysterio are my favorite reactions so far.
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Post by thehoss on Mar 8, 2012 0:03:42 GMT -5
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Mar 8, 2012 0:39:18 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Mar 8, 2012 0:46:36 GMT -5
Your avatar makes it more hilarious
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