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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:23:04 GMT -5
Winter loves the fate of Taylor...
As Daffney steps across her chest before shattering her nose with a knee drop!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 8, 2012 17:23:52 GMT -5
Damn, Hayden said he was gonna promo for this.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 8, 2012 17:24:35 GMT -5
Winter via spitting mist into Taylor's eyes.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 17:24:52 GMT -5
Winter loves the fate of Taylor... As Daffney steps across her chest before shattering her nose with a knee drop! Her velvet sky touch prays on the weak.... which is Taylor. Meanwhile Daffney continues to dominate the Knockout's division (Not that I mind), with a BRUTAL powerbomb to Crank!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 8, 2012 17:28:31 GMT -5
So do you have any idea who Winter is? Because I don't!
I have possibilities but nothing definitive.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 17:32:45 GMT -5
It's: ..... But in all seriousness, it could be Angelina Love, considering the real life angle. And yes, I know Angelina was her sidekick.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:36:35 GMT -5
Taylor is a bloody mess. Daffney pulls her up by the hair, almost looking sad. Then she spikes her with a DDT! Cover...
One!
Two!
Melanie pulls her off! Winter nails her with a forearm shot, then she and Daffney perform a double flapjack! Taylor is trying to get to her feet, but Winter kicks her in the ribs! Cover...
One!
Two!
Taylor manages to get her shoulder up! Daffney looks shocked, as Winter yanks Taylor up. She throws her to Daffney and orders her to finish her off. Daffney hesitates, however, allowing Taylor to catch her with a cradle!
One!
Two!
Kickout! Winter grabs Taylor, who starts throwing punches! She knocks Winter back, then dropkick's her into the side of the cage! Melanie charges for a splash, but Winter dodges! Melanie hit's the side of the cage! In the confusion, Daffney spins Taylor around, Lobotomy! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winners of this match and new TNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Daffney and Winter!
Tenay: It was bloody and violent, but in the end, we have new champions. West: And after that display, I pity any team that steps up to challenge them! Man!
The camera cuts to the locker room of Kid Kash. He is staring into a mirror hanging up on the wall, seemingly talking to himself.
You’ve been counting the weeks, the days, the minutes, the seconds until you enter the Xscape match. You’re going into a match with three of the premier stars in the X-Division. But, you’re going to come out on top. Why? Because, for the past few weeks, all you can think about is the letter X. When you wake up in the morning, all you can think about is the letter X. When you go to sleep at night, all you can think about is X. When you are walking down the street or are in the gym, all you can think about is X. X, X,X!
The idea of becoming X-Division champion has become burned into your mind. You don’t want the X-Division belt, you NEED the X-Division belt! The desire for success is a sickness for you and championship gold is the only medicine. Winning this match is the first step to getting what you need. You can’t fail. Or you know what will happen.
With that, Kash exits the locker room.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:37:00 GMT -5
Sorry Nirvana. I sent you that promo by accident, as I have three tabs open right now.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:39:39 GMT -5
RVD is hanging out in the arena parking lot.
Xscape. An X-Division title shot for the winner. Three opponents. That's cool.
But you know what's not cool? Austin Aries talking trash about me the other night on Impact. Austin, I know you think you're some kinda big shot, and that's fine with me, dude. I used to be the same way. In fact, we're kinda similar. I mean, you call yourself the greatest man who ever lived, I'm the Whole f***in' Show.
But what isn't OK with me is you saying that I'm past my prime, that I should step aside. Some young punk who hasn't done anything of note in this company is telling me to step aside?
Whatever.
What, did you guys think I was actually sweating this? Please. Austin Aries, you're a hell of an athlete, but don't start a fight that you don't have a chance of winning. Sure, I'm older than I was in ECW's heyday and all that, but I'm still the Whole f***in' Show. And I'm gonna prove that by winning the Xscape match, then I'm taking the X-Division Championship.
I may be older, but that's the only thing that's changed. Because at the end of the day, I am still...
Rob.
Van.
Dam.
A Double and The British Invasion are backstage, Aries is preparing for the Xscape match, and the British Invasion for the Tag Team Showcase. Aries looks up into the camera.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Man That Ever Lived here, just taking some time to get ready for the X-Division Escape Match. Now, I don’t need to tell you people why the Most Valuable Vascular Vegetarian is not only going to win the Escape match, but win the X-Division title as soon as possible as well.
Now that is not to say I can’t say anything about what it takes, to eliminate the competition, the escape that cage after fighting. To fight tooth and claw for the victory that is and will be my right as the Greatest Man That Ever Lived. But I won’t, because I don’t want to hear it, and you don’t want to hear. So let’s just take a moment to let A Double's greatness sink in.
A Double pauses before heading off camera stage left. The British Invasion watch him go, moving toward the camera before Aries darts back into the frame.
Wait, there is something A Double needs to talk about. In this Escape match, there is one man, an over-the-hill man, a man who, when he leads, leaves a path of rank business failure in his wake. When this man went to Philly, he was given the second fiddle and caused a company to go under, When A Double went to Philly, well he made a good card great and climbed to the top of Philly’s mountain not once but twice. The Vascular Vegetarian will let you the fans guess who he’s talking about. But for now, I’ve got his head to beat in.
A Double heads stage left again, The British Invasion moving towards the camera again.
With that arsehole gone…
The feed cuts to ringside.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:42:44 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is the Xscape match! The winner of this match will become the number one contender for the TNA X Division Championship.
Borash: Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and thirty seven pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Borash: From Johnson City, Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred and two pounds, Kid Kash!
Borash: And from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Austin Aries!
Tenay: Of course, Brian Kendrick was scheduled to take part in this match, but earlier today, he was attacked by Robbie E. West: And we haven't seen him since...
Suddenly...
Stop, you evil doers! Your day has finally come! No longer shall you use the TNA X Division as your own personal playground of plunder! Out of the darkness comes a man who shall fight for truth, justice, and the American way!
Out walks a masked man who is definitely not Brian Kendrick. He wears shorts that read "SUPER KENDRICK" on the back.
Tenay: What... what is this?! West: It's Brian Kendrick... Tenay: No! It's Super Kendrick!
Super Kendrick enters the cage and poses heroically on the top rope.
Tenay: The Xscape match is a staple of Lockdown's past. Four men start the match, with elimination occurring by pin or submission. West: But when we get down to two, escape from the cage is the only way to win. And for the winner, it means they're next in line for a shot at the X Division Championship!
Xscape match: Rob Van Dam vs. Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Super Kendrick Three votes against someone will eliminate them. The match will be fought in five minute rounds. You may vote once every round.
The first round starts now.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:44:11 GMT -5
RVD with a dropkick to Super Kendrick!
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 17:44:45 GMT -5
Austin Aries with an Asian Asia Aisa Moonsault to Super Kendrick! Super Kendrick already has the Feast or Fired briefcase. Sorry.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 8, 2012 17:44:55 GMT -5
A Double with a bull dog into the cage on Super Kendrick.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Apr 8, 2012 17:44:58 GMT -5
Kash cutter on Super Kendrick
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:47:33 GMT -5
Super Kendrick is the victim of a triple team assault, in the form of a split legged moonsault, a Bank Roll, then locked in the Horns of Aries. Super Kendrick taps out!
Borash: Super Kendrick has been eliminated!
You may now vote again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 8, 2012 17:48:12 GMT -5
Yeah, I hope Hayden isn't mad about leaving Taylor a bloody mess. I would have cleared it but it was literally something I came up with as I was writing the promo.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 17:48:19 GMT -5
Van Dam with a frog splash to Kid Kash!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:48:29 GMT -5
Hmm...
Aries with a DDT on Kash!
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 8, 2012 17:48:54 GMT -5
A Double with a series of knee strikes to Kash.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 17:53:38 GMT -5
Kash has Aries laid out and climbs to the top rope for the Bank Roll, but RVD leaps up and suplex's him off! He then leaps to the top rope, Five Star Frog Splash! Cover...
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Three!
Borash: Kid Kash has been eliminated!
Tenay: And now it's down to two! West: Escaping the cage is the key to victory now!
Rob Van Dam vs. Austin Aries Four votes, fifteen minute time limit
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