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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 8, 2012 19:05:14 GMT -5
Guns via Skull & Crossbones
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 8, 2012 19:07:18 GMT -5
I brought back Paparazzi Productions AND broke kayfabe. I think I'm on par with the Hart Legacy. But you forget, Jono has an ego the size of Mongolia. Meaning that's a pretty big compliment from him. Okay, now that was actually hurtful.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:13:59 GMT -5
Terry tags Williams, who suplex’s Shelley. Cover…
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Two!
Kazarian breaks it up! He pulls Williams up and slams him, followed by an elbow drop. Cover…
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Kickout! Devon grabs Kazarian, but Daniels makes the save and the pair throws Devon into the side of the cage! As they turn around, however, Ray takes them both down with a clothesline! Terry rolls Ray up!
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Kickout! Ray grabs Terry and power bomb’s him into the cage wall! But he takes too long taunting, allowing Williams to catch him with the Chaos Theory! He covers him, but Sabin cuts him off with a boot to the back of the head! The Guns then hit the Made In Detroit on Williams! Cover…
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Borash: Here are your winners, The Motor City Machine Guns!
As the Guns celebrate, they both get nailed from behind! Phil Shatter picks Shelley up and drills him with a DDT! Mercer nearly takes Sabin’s head off with a boot! Mercer picks Sabin up and goes for the Mercy Kill, as Shatter comes down with the Axe Bomber. He then picks Shelley up and hit’s the PTSD for good measure.
Tenay: The Guns pick up the win, but the Tag Team Champions blindsided them after the match! West: Do you blame them, Mike? They got left off the show while four teams that don’t have the titles get a paycheck? That’s hardly fair! Tenay: Well, I’m sure this will only serve to motivate the Guns further. Coming up next, the TNA Women’s Championship is on the line! West: Let’s head to the back with comments from Lisa Marie Varon.
Lisa Marie Varon is walking down an empty street, kicking an old tin can around.
You know, I've been in TNA for a while now.
I've spent a lot of time waiting for chances to come my way, but they never did.
Lately, I've wondered, how many more chances do I have left?
I've spent so much time lately brooding over the loss of the Impact Playhouse that I've forgotten why I work here in the first place. It's gotten rather ridiculous, to be honest with myself.
Yet at the same time, I've been reminded of how things can so easily be taken away. This is an inevitable truth.
Just like it would be inevitable that Traci's little ride with the Women's Championship will come to an end at my hands.
Honestly? I'm done waiting. I'm done wasting my time on petty crap.
Tonight, I WILL become the new Women's Champion. Traci is not going to know what hit her, but when it's over, she's going to be staring up at the lights.
It's all inevitable.
As she kicks the can out of sight....
I've had things taken from me. Now I'm doing the taking.
It's inevitable.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:16:22 GMT -5
And I'm back. Anyone miss me?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:16:37 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit and it is for the TNA Women's World Championship!
Borash: Introducing first, the challenger. From Los Angeles, California, Lisa Marie Varon!
Borash: And her opponent, from St. Marys, Ontario, Canada, the TNA Women's Champion, Traci Brooks!
Tenay: This will be a true test for Traci's Championship reign. West: LMV has held Championships everywhere she's gone, but the TNA Women's Championship has alluded her thus far. Could tonight be the night that changes?
TNA Women's Championship match: Traci Brooks (c) vs. Lisa Marie Varon Four votes, fifteen minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:18:09 GMT -5
Let's see...
Traci with a neckbreaker!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 8, 2012 19:18:39 GMT -5
LMV with a plancha
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 19:20:00 GMT -5
Traci with a bulldog!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Apr 8, 2012 19:25:08 GMT -5
Traci with a scoop slam. Also: And I'm back. Anyone miss me? NO! ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 8, 2012 19:26:19 GMT -5
But you forget, Jono has an ego the size of Mongolia. Meaning that's a pretty big compliment from him. Okay, now that was actually hurtful. Seriously?!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:29:22 GMT -5
Traci with a scoop slam. Also: And I'm back. Anyone miss me? NO! ;D ...Jerk.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 8, 2012 19:30:07 GMT -5
Okay, now that was actually hurtful. Seriously?! Yeah, dude.... Only Mongolia? ;D Seriously, I was unaware people thought that I had an ego, I just crave validation, that's all.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 8, 2012 19:35:13 GMT -5
Yeah, dude.... Only Mongolia? ;D Seriously, I was unaware people thought that I had an ego, I just crave validation, that's all. They're one and the same! But every jerk has an ego. You, me, this jerk... *points at Tank*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:35:40 GMT -5
Traci kicks LMV in the corner, then goes for a hurricanrana, but Varon blocks it! She grabs Traci’s legs and jackknife’s her! One! Two! Kickout! Lisa catches Traci with a slam! She goes for a back splash, but Traci rolls out of the way! She then catches Lisa in an inside cradle! One! Two! Kickout! Both women back up, Lisa nails Traci with a clothesline! She then goes for the Widow’s Peak, but Tracie squirms out of it and hit’s the Brooks and Done! Cover! One! Two! Three! Borash: The winner of the match and still TNA Women’s Champion, Traci Brooks! Tenay: Traci retains, but she may only be getting started. LMV will want a rematch, Sarita and Hamada are looking to dominate the division, either Trish or Brooke has a guaranteed title shot, not to mention Lacey Von Erich… West: Traci’s the Champion for a reason, Mike. She’ll persevere, just like the greats before her. Two matches, two segments. Who knew?We see Robbie E for the third time today, and it's clear the fans are sick of him. But really, does Robbie even care? But hey, at least it's me talking and not some fool like Scott Steiner, or a dummy like Samoa Joe, and you can thank me for that.
That was one helluva match, eh? I bet you were marking out. I know you were. I saw the ladies out there, they were going crazy! They were taking off their clothes, they had to be escorted from the building, some of them fainted because they couldn't breath, all of that good stuff. But really, come on: If your a female, and you see me in the ring, SHIRTLESS at that, reactions like that are expected. And girls, as you know, your in for a special treat. It's like Silver Surfer for the NES, it's time to hit the reset button, Robbie E is back for a SECOND match! And it just goes to show just how important I am to TNA, or at least, how important I SHOULD be: Two title matches in one night.
Oh stop it, for me? You don't really HAVE to do this for me, you could pull out the ''Already a Champion" card, or the "Already had a match" card, but you actually had the thought and decency to realize how good this is for business and allow me to come out there again. Oh bravo, just bravo.
But I'm not going to complain. Because tonight is the night where I am crowned a LEGEND. I can finally shut up that bitter, moaning and groaning Eric Young, and the world can move on with their lives. Eric has said many different things over the past couple of weeks, but what the bro doesn't realize is that in the end, he can say all he wants, he can do whatever he pleases. Because in the end, I will always be better then him. May I note that I WASN'T"T THE ONE PINNED IN OUR TAG MATCH? HE NEVER OFFICIALLY beat me. And besides, he had to have his little idiot friend, Rob Van Dam, nail me with a cheap shot when I was going for a clean breakup on the cover! It just goes to show that in the end, hidden inside Eric Young is a realization. Just like the realization of hatred after discovering the Mass Effect 3 Ending. Expect this time, it's not of hatred, but defeat. You see, Eric KNOWS that he CAN"T beat me in 1 on 1 competition. He knows that deep down, tonight is the end. Of his legitimate claims to be a legend. After tonight, he's done. He's going to fall just like all the others that have fallen to me. And this time, there's no Sting to save him. This time, there's no recovery. I promise you that when I beat Eric Young, it'll be the exclamation point. He'll be so embarrassed. So humiliated. That he'll head to the back, grabs his things, get into his car, and leave.
NEVER to return.
And quite honestly, that would be a GOOD thing. I mean, think about it: What has Eric Young given to you? What has he done for you personally, besides a few good matches? Nothing. He's never donated to a Charity, he's never slapped a hand, he's never given a DAMN about you. And if you don't believe me, listen to some of his interviews closely. He talks about himself, he talks about his opponent, but does he talk about you? No. And why? Because he doesn't care.
(Smiles) Ah, are your wheels turning now? Are you feeling me?
Meanwhile, I've given you shirts. I've given you merchandise. I've given you friendly advice, and I've given you matches that steal the show. And on April 8th, 2012, I'm going to able to do it: TWICE! I'll also steal some hearts, steal the attention of all of you, and FORCE you to realize that I am a big time player in this company. I've gone from nothing to something in record time all because I have a look. I have a personality. And I have my reasons.
Eric, I want you to think of me long and hard while your doing your response. I want you to think of your future. I want you think of my future, and my undeniable success. I want you think of unemployment. I want you to think of a world championship. One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is just not right. And guess what bro? It's you. So long, and good night.
/RantWith that said, Robbie motions for Bayless. Bayless nods, almost immediately realizing what Robbie has in mind. She digs through a crate, until she grabs onto something. When it comes into view, it's one of these: It's a full glass mirror. Robbie smiles, and points at it. Like I've said before: Anything you can do? I can do better.OH! OH! OH!Robbie does a few quick poses in it, before breaking out into another fistpunp. Bayless grins, and breaths on the mirror to clean the glass. Robbie makes his way to the curtain again, with Bayless following, mirror in hand.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 8, 2012 19:37:56 GMT -5
The fans are on their feet for Spartan and Lodi IV. Let's go to the tale of the tape:
LODI:
14 years old Current X-Division Champion Obsessed with: Japan One fact they don't know: Once legit wanted Funaki to have a WWE Title run in 2005
SPARTAN (Current E-Fed Wrestling Legends Champion)
18 years old Very Amusing Is often called the "New York Powerhouse" Leader and world champion of The E-Fed World Order
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:38:11 GMT -5
We head to the back, where Christy Hemme stands excitedly with a mic. We are mere moments away for the match that has been creating a lot of buzz. Robbie E was successful earlier, which means that this will be a champion vs champion match with the Legend's Title on the line. Joining me at this time, the Legend's Champion, "Legendary" Eric Young!Eric Young walks into the shot. Tonight, for the fourth consecutive month, you face your toughest challenge for the title. But this one may be too much, Eric. This is the man that has dominated the X-Division, Robbie E.Well thanks for the confidence, Christy.I'm sorry Eric, but this seems like one obstacle that you will not be able to overcome.Yeah, it certainly does, doesn't it.Christy nods. I mean, he's Robbie E. And who am I? Just Eric Young. Right?Christy nods again. There really is no point to tonight's match. We all know what's going to happen. I might as well not even show up. You know what, Christy. One second.Eric Young unstraps the title and hands it to Hemme, to her surprise. You might as well just give it to him now, there's no point in fighting. There's no way I can beat him.Christy looks at the title, and sees what Young is doing. She hands it back to him, causing Eric to smile. Good call, Christy.
Because I am not afraid of Robbie E, just he is not at all scared of me. While he's been dominating the X-Division, I have not been kicking up my feet, relaxing. I've been fighting damn hard against people that aren't even in my weight class. For the Legend's division thats been a challenge that I've had to deal with that you haven't Robbie. We don't have any restrictions here.
And unlike your title, mine isn't for a special sort of wrestler. Everyone goes for this one. Whether they're a high flyer, ground and pound, submission expert, whatever. So for the first night in a long time, I actually have the strength advantage. Finally can overpower my opponent, which I do plan on doing.
But there is another reason I don't fear you Robbie, despite you being the X-Division Champion. Because for someone like you, I'm your worst nightmare. Let me explain.
Robbie, you and me should never met up. For one simple reason, we come from different worlds. As you already mentioned, the first time you called me out, your name is Rob Strauss, but to everyone else, you're known as Robbie E. You are the life of the party. An over the top person, to say the least. Given what I see for two hours every Thursday night, I don't know when you even find time to sleep, in between all the craziness that must be your life. You seem like a tv show character, like Barney Stinson. Someone people quote, and someone people want to be. A fantasy, if you will.
Me. I'm a bit different from that. I don't think anything I've done is out of the realm of possibility for anyone. I've overcome dilemmas, I've battled overconfident pricks, but most importantly, I've never hidden my thoughts, my feelings, or my true identity from anyone. I'm the same guy in the ring as in the parking lot. When people see me walking across the street, they stop and say hi. Because they feel like they know me. Because I'm one of the guys they'd stop and have a beer with. Or maybe even, they see a bit of me in themselves. I don't know. But the point is that I have always left my cards on the table. I have been transparent with these people, and I'm definitely someone that is a realist.
Thats where this dilemma begins between me and you. We can mask it as "who is the fluke champ? who is the real deal?", but both of us know that isn't the pressing issue. Me and you are from different worlds, and its about time that they collide. I'll be honest, we both know you aren't "lightning in a bottle". You've been impressive. You beat Sorensen for the gold and haven't looked back. But along the same lines, I deserve the same respect, Rob. I've fought tooth and nail for this title, and I haven't been facing chumps. I've faced top talent here, and I've won. On and on and on and on. I'm a fighting champion Robbie, and I've done whatever it took to win, and I plan on doing that tonight.
Lets talk about what happened earlier tonight.
You won. You kept your title. You proved to the world that you were ready for at least part one of this doubleheader by showing off your skills against the Rainbow Kid. And you made it look easy. You proved the skeptics wrong, and on any other night, that'd be cause to party.
Well, Robbie E, I'm going down as easy. You know what it feels like to be champ, and have your back against the wall. Nothing to gain, but everything to lose. It isn't fear that courses through your veins, its excitement. It's going to be one hell of a challenge tonight, but I am ready to nail you with a Death Valley Driver.
When I beat you. . . thats my four month defense. Once I beat you tonight, there is nothing standing in my path to becoming the longest reigning Legend's Champion in TNA history. If I can beat you, I go down in the record books as Legendary, and this is a moment I've been waiting on. From the joke character, to Sting's apprentice, through hell and highwater, I have found my way to this point where I'll be able to finally claim something that someone else can. Something that truly separates me from everyone else.
And all I need to do. . . is beat you tonight.
One more win. One more victory is all it takes.
As much as I was dismissing Christy's concerns, she's right. Each and every month the title defenses have gotten harder and harder. I'm half expecting next month that AJ Styles or Samoa Joe is going to want my title. But each and every competitor, no matter how skilled, no matter how tough. No matter how charismatic. They've all seen the same fate. They've stared at the lights, while the ref's hands hit the mat.
That's all I try to do. I'm not looking to humiliate you. Not to prove any points about phoniness. I'm not even trying to use this to prove the Legend's Division is greater than the X-Division. I've been on both sides of that coin, and I know how tough the X-Division really is. All I'm looking for is one mistake. One slip-up. Maybe one moment where you can't get your head straight, Robbie. I'm just looking to take advantage of anything to score the victory tonight.
This isn't a battle of egos. This isn't about pride. This isn't about who is the better man. This is about me and my title. My journey. My rise to legendary. And I will do whatever it takes to continue that tonight.
Lets talk about what happened on Impact, just a few nights ago. I teamed up with Rob Van Dam... who'll probably want a shot at one of our belts pretty soon, against you and A Double. And what happened before that, Robbie? Me and you both spoke. When talking about RVD, I said:We don't need to keep telling the world that we're the greatest. That we're awesome. We show it in the ring.
And that's what we plan on doing tonight. Put on a great match, once again steal the show, and leave victorious. And as for the upcoming pay per view . . . I plan on doing the very same.
Sit down, strap yourself tight, grab some popcorn, and hold on to your seats. Tonight should be a barn burner. Tonight should be a great battle. And tonight, will of course, be legendary. And you said...We see Robbie E in the back, chilling. ...all I do is win win win no matter what what what. ...
...But what if YOUR the flash in the pan for the LEGEND"S Division? Have you ever thought of it that way? What if after Lockdown, you turn into a falling star. A stale act. And I"M the one that causes it...
...It's just 72 hours away where in my hotel, they'll be three things at my side:
1. TNA Knockout's 2. A champagne bottle 3. BOTH The X-Division Title, AND The Legend's Title.
Tonight I'll give a little example in the ring when I leave you lying, 1-2-3.[/color][/quote] Hmm. Sounds like, in our own different ways, we both made the same guarantee. Victory. And what happened? I scored the pinfall for my team.
I'm sure you've already dismissed the victory in your mind or aloud, but that, my friend is the warning of things to come. I found a way, despite your bravado, despite your skill, to beat you. Tonight I won't have RVD, and you won't have Austin Aries, but when its me and you face to face, I plan on doing the same.
Defying critics. Defying odds. Defying gravity. If there is someone doubting that I could do it, thats even more motivation. I'm leaving tonight the same way I entered, Legend's Champion.Eric Young kisses his Legend's Championship. And you better believe that wasn't a kiss goodbye. This belt and I are never leaving each other. We go hand in hand, and that will never change.
You can call me the Legend's Champion, Eric Young...
You can call me the Young Champion, Eric Legend...
Hell, even The Eric Champion, Legend Young.
Whatever you call me, acknowledge that this title is my legacy. And my legacy, much like this reign, and much like me in general, will never die.Eric Young exits the shot.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Apr 8, 2012 19:39:29 GMT -5
The fans are on their feet for Spartan and Lodi IV. Let's go to the tale of the tape: LODI: 14 years old Current X-Division Champion Obsessed with: Japan One fact they don't know: Once legit wanted Funaki to have a WWE Title run in 2005 SPARTAN (Current E-Fed Wrestling Legends Champion) 18 years old Very Amusing Is often called the "New York Powerhouse" Leader and world champion of The E-Fed World Order The two fighters stare each other down, before shaking hands and backing into their respective corners.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 8, 2012 19:39:46 GMT -5
Yeah, dude.... Only Mongolia? ;D Seriously, I was unaware people thought that I had an ego, I just crave validation, that's all. They're one and the same! But every jerk has an ego. You, me, this jerk... *points at Tank* I thought the point of having a big ego is that you don't crave validation because you constantly give it to yourself?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2012 19:41:22 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit and it is for the TNA Legends Championship!
Borash: Introducing first, the challenger. From The Jersey Shore, weighing in at one hundred and ninety five pounds and being accompanied by Becky Bayless, Robbie E!
Borash: And his opponent, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, the TNA Legends Champion, Eric Young!
Tenay: Earlier tonight, Robbie E successfully defended the X Division Championship against The Rainbow Kid. West: He's halfway there on his quest for double gold, Mike. All his has to do now is defeat Eric Young. Tenay: Easier said than done, Don.
TNA Legends Championship: Eric Young (c) vs. Robbie E Four votes, fifteen minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on Apr 8, 2012 19:42:47 GMT -5
They're one and the same! But every jerk has an ego. You, me, this jerk... *points at Tank* I thought the point of having a big ego is that you don't crave validation because you constantly give it to yourself? Nah, a big ego would be desperate for validation, to back up their self beliefs. Along those lines. . . EY with a DVD!!!
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