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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:00:55 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to TNA Impact! I'm Mike Tenay, alongside Don West. West: Mike, I am very excited about tonight's featured contests! Sting vs. Styles, Van Dam vs. Aries, Dinero vs. Steiner... Tenay: Main events anywhere in the world for sure, Don. Because we have such a packed show, let's not waste any time getting to our opening contest, The Motor City Machine Guns taking on London Brawling!
Borash: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit...
Tenay: Well, it’s not yet time for RVD vs. A Double, but A Double is out here now. West: After what Rob did to A Double last week, I’m hoping The Greatest Man That Ever Lived will have some choice words for the Whole F’ing Show.
Cut that beautiful music. Rob Van Dam, Ihateyou, we’re going to have a little one on one, where I will finally make right what happened at Lockdown. I tried two weeks ago to make it right, but no, last week we had to have a little tussle, which the Most Valuable Vascular Vegetarian walked away from, I might ad.
Now, I hate Robbie E, almost as much as you, but don’t worry. As I was saying, Rob, you aren’t going to even get to Sacrifice and your championship match you stole from me, I’m Still the Greatest Man That Ever Lived, I’m still the better wrestler, holder of top title as far as the eye can see.
After tonight you aren’t going to need that title shot, so I’ll take it off your past-your-prime hands. Because, as I said, you don’t need it, and I really should have won last month at Lockdown, since you know, you STOLE my title victory. And my plans have changed, as stupid as Robbie E is, he can’t hold a candle to the mistakes you’ve made making an enemy of the Greatest Man That Lived.
There is no need for the Number One Contender’s Match. There is no need for the Championship Match. And There Is NO Need For
Aries points his thumbs towards himself.
ROB
VAN
DAM.
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Now, bring out my little project, I’ve got an evisceration to plan.
Doug Williams & Rob Terry walk past a fuming A Double who stomps to the back.
Well, despite Austin calling us his ‘project’ we aren’t out here to deal with his little war with Rob Van Dam. No, we are here to talk about something very important.
We are on tonight’s card. Facing The Motor City Machine Guns.
But we are not on May 13th’s.
Quite right, now this doesn’t have us down. Instead we are going to make a vow. A vow of Sacrifice, something I think is a bit thematic. We are going into intensive training until Sacrifice, where we will make a new vow.
That’s right.
Our vow is this, after Sacrifice we will have sacrificed enough to consider ourselves ready to go after those Tag Team Titles!
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:06:48 GMT -5
Borash: Introducing first, already in the ring, London Brawling!
Borash: And their opponents, The Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: This is an opportunity for London Brawling to improve their standing in the tag team division in a huge way. West: Last week, we learned that The Guns will be challenging for the TNA World Tag Team Championships at Sacrifice. Beating these guys would help anyone's climb up the ladder.
London Brawling vs. The Motor City Machine Guns Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on May 1, 2012 16:10:00 GMT -5
Well, I guess London Brawling with a Heart Attack to Alex Shelley. Those years of stressful living will get you Alex.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 1, 2012 16:12:43 GMT -5
Williams drop kicks Sabin
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:23:40 GMT -5
Williams and Terry take turns working over Shelley in the corner. Terry hit's a suplex, cover...
One!
Two!
Sabin breaks it up! He goes to suplex Terry, but Williams breaks that up! Terry tosses Sabin to the outside, while Williams hits the Chaos Theory on Shelley! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here are your winners, London Brawling!
Tenay: And that has to be considered an upset! West: London Brawling just dominated one of the top contenders for the tag team titles! I can't believe it!
Amazing Red is seen in the Audience when security comes up to him.
Hey Guys, what seems to be the problem?
All of a sudden security tackles him in his seat, taking down a couple TNA fans as well. Red tries to fight but they tazer him to subdue him. As they are carrying him out, you can hear him screaming
I HAVE A f***ING TICKET!!!!
The camera follows Eric Bischoff as he is frantically walking with a letter in his hand. He talks while walking.
Just to explain to all of you why I'm in a rush, I just got another letter from Rosita, my first since accepting her as my client.
She wants me to meet her later tonight, and it says that she is going to reveal her identity. I'm stoked to finally find this out.
But I don't want to go there alone, because I don't trust her. So I want help just in case. And who else can I turn to, but Eric Young.
Knowing EY, he won't have any problems helping me out. I've done him several favors in the past, and I consider him family. Me, him, and Jesse, we always were pretty tight knit, and now, it looks like the family is gaining a new member.
Bischoff finally arrives at a door with a sign that reads "Legend's Champion: Eric Young".
Bischoff knocks on the door. No response, but people can be heard in the room.
Bischoff bangs on the door.
Who is it?
It's Bischoff! OPEN UP!
. . . . .
Bischoff, come back later.
Young, this is important!
The door opens and EY peeks his head out a bit.
*sigh* What is it, Bischoff? I'm kind of busy right now.
I'm going to know Rosita's identity. Here let me come in and I'll show you.
Bischoff pushes open the door and enters before Young can object. Inside the room is Trish, wearing a sports bra and shorts, punching a punching bag.
Oh, um, Trish. Nice to finally meet you.
Trish stops and turns around.
. . . hi.
So, what are you doing here?
Trish looks at Young.
*sigh* Well, I was trying to keep it a surprise, Bischoff. I've been training her. I've helped her turn into the dominant force of the knockout division. Now, she is competing for the Woman's Championship at Sacrifice, and has a Knockout Tag Title shot whenever she chooses. She's doing an amazing job, but we were going to wait until she had a title before we told you.
Trish, is that true?
Yeah. Sexual innmyendos could only go so far.
Don't you mean innuendos?
Trish beams a smile, then continues.
I didn't want to be all talk, no substance, and when I first contacted Young, he had just become Legend's Champ. He was doing great, and I knew I could use his help.
Well, if you're a pal of Young's, then you're a pal of mine. But aren't you afraid of Rosita?
Please. The only thing she's done is beat Velvet Sky once. Like I'd be afraid of some chick so ugly she can't show her face.
You got spunk, kid. But trust me, Rosita will be tough and she is going to be gunning for the winner of that match between you and Traci.
And Eric, thats what I'm here about. I need to meet her in the parking lot, and I'd like you by my side.
No problem. You want to come along, Trish?
Can't. Have to see Lacey about her decision. But have fun, guys.
They all three exit the locker room, with EY and Easy E going right and Trish heading left.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:26:36 GMT -5
Sorry for the slow start, I was still trying to put the show together. I should be done by the end of the next match.
Backstage, Winter is watched a recording of Impact two weeks ago where Daffney broke down in the ring while Daffney herself sits nearby.
Okay, I have a simple question. What happened there?
Daffney sayts nothing, just staring at the floor.
Hello, Daffney?
Winter clicks her fingers in front of Daffney face but she doesn't react so Winter tilts her head up.
Say something.
WellIlikefruitorangesareniceandIlikeapplesbutonlycrunchyapplesalthoughgrapesaremyfavourite.
What happened two weeks ago?
Youknowhatit'slikewhenthingsgetinyourheadtheygetallmessedupandyoucan'tcontrolthemwellthat'showitwas.
So that's how it is? You think you can really outwit me? You think you can play games with me?
IalwayslovedgamesalthoughIneverlikedMonpolygotojaildonotpassgodonotcollecttwohunderdollars.
Winter chuckles. Then she touches her finger to Daffney's forehead. Daffney freezes.
Frozen in place. Did you forget I could do that? That's not the only trick I have.
Winter raises her and and though she isn't touching her, Daffney rises to her feet.
I know you're in the. So think very careful about this.
Winter picks up Daffney toolbox and pulls out the shard of mirror.
Take it.
Winter moves her hand and Daffney mimics her movements, taking the mirror piece.
Now I ask you again.
Winter holds her hand up to her neck and Daffney does likewise, only with the mirror shard in hand.
You really think you can play games with me?
Wellit'slikesharkssharksarealwaysswimmingtheycanneverstoporthey'lldieyouknowthatsharkshavefivegillsorisitsixIcanneverremember.
Winter laughs. Then she drops her hands and Daffney falls to the floor.
Of course I can't do that. Now it's much more fun to keep things as they are. There are more ways I can break you. Bear that in mind.
Winter walks off leaving Daffney laying on the floor.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:30:17 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
Borash: And her opponent, from Modesto, California, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Melanie has been awfully quiet since losing the Women's Tag Team Championships. West: Not to mention her partner Taylor has been out of action since Lockdown. Melanie's going to be working out some aggression in this one for sure, Mike.
ODB vs. Melanie Crank Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 16:33:43 GMT -5
ODB and Crank take each other down with running clotheslines. No Vote.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 1, 2012 16:39:08 GMT -5
Melanie with the "Riiiiight, it was today" Slam.
Otherwise known as Davey Richards' Alarm Clock (actually, that's the new name. And it's awesome!)
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:43:05 GMT -5
ODB goes for a splash in the corner, but Melanie moves. She then spins her around and hits the Dead Level! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winner of the match, Melanie Crank!
Tenay: Well, Melanie is moving back up the ranks. West: The question is when will Taylor return and will the pair continue to go after the Women's Tag Team Championship?
Joining me at this time are AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian. Gentlemen, what are your thoughts...
Daniels snatches the mic.
You know what I'm thinking of? The 13th of November 2011. You see that was the day when this all really started. When TNA decided to a team of guys who'd been together less than a month should challenge AJ and myself for the tag titles. Thanks to that short sightedness, we were screwed out of the belts. Oh yeah, we got a rematch. Then we got screwed again! And what did TNA do? Nothing. That was it. It was just "well you've had your chance, on to the next guys". And as well all now Shatter and Mercer have held those titles ever since. Well enough is enough. Retribution is coming. And it starts tonight.
Daniels passes the mic to Kaz.
And it starts with Tommy Mercer. I know you Mercer. I know you may think you're bad Mercer. You held that legends Championship for months on end. But past accomplishments don't mean a hell of a lot, we're in the here and now and the here and now of it is that I'm going to beat you. Tonight. Then you can go shout some more. Why are you so mad anyway? What the hell do you have to be mad about? You've been afforded every opportunity imaginable. You've never had to hide under a mask just to keep your job. You've never had to watch your wife be jerked around by management evern thopugh she's beeter than every woman in this place and has the title to prove it. Chris is right. Retribution starts tonight. And it ends when we take the titles back at Sacrifice.
AJ takes the mic.
Not just the tag titles. The TNA World Championship that I should rightfully have round my waist at this very second. Instead that title, the belt that I've persoanlly sacrificed everyone for sits on someones desk somewhere through sheer incompetent management. You really think Jeff Jarrett would have let this stand? No. Ric Flair may claim to represent him but he's just as bad as Russo, motivated by his own self interest. I mean he gave Mr Anderson a chance at a title that he lost! Anderson has no business being in the match at Sacrifice. Yet Ric Flair threw him in there. Just Russo added Sting through his own self interest. But luckily tonight I face off with the Stinger in the main event. And Sting has been so many things to me. A mentor. A teacher. A father figure. And a guy who's stabbed me in the back at least twice now. In that sense ihe actually is father figure to me because you've hurt me as much as my actual father. But not a little boy anymore, Sting. You can't hurt me the way my father did. Because I'm just gonna hurt you back. You'll find that out tonight.
AJ shoves the mic back into Christy hands and the trio exit.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 1, 2012 16:46:51 GMT -5
Advance Notice:
Anyone who wants to yell at Flair can do so on the next show.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:47:44 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, from The City of Angels, weighing in at two hundred and twenty four pounds, Christopher Daniels!
Borash: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at two hundred and fifty two pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Tommy Mercer!
Tenay: Two weeks ago on Impact, the World Tag Team Champions drew a line in the sand, promising not to let anyone overlook them any longer. West: But now at Sacrifice, they're defending the titles in a match that doesn't favor them in the least. Mercer needs to use this opportunity to soften Daniels up.
Christopher Daniels vs. Tommy Mercer Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:56:02 GMT -5
Daniels with an enzugiri.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 16:56:23 GMT -5
Daniels with a BME
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 16:59:29 GMT -5
Daniels sends Mercer into the ropes. As he comes running back, Daniels hits a dropkick! Mercer staggers back, before walking into the Angel's Wings! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: The winner of this match, Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: And one half of one of the challenging teams builds some momentum against the Champions! West: Daniels and Kazarian can be proud of this win, but don't count out Shatter and Mercer. There's a reason they've held the titles as long as they have.
*We open up to Lacey and Traci talking.*
Sacrifice is coming up. And I have a women's title match against the person that is trying to steal you away from me... you cannot fall for it, Lacey. Do you understand?
*Lacey appears to almost answer her when a knock is heard on the door, followed by Trish entering.*
Hi guys.
Before you give your decision Lacey, I first want to clear something up. Never in a million years did I expect to be placed into a match for your Women's Championship, Traci. Honestly.
If I had given serious thought to trying to take your title, then I would've picked that title shot, and we wouldn't of even had this hassle in the beginning.
You mean you gave up your title at the next pay-per-view for a title shot at this pay-per-view. And I'm supposed to sit here and pretend that isn't self serving in the slightest? And then you get poor, sweet, *Pats lacey on the head* innocent Lacey here caught up in your web of lies!
Listen, I didn't come here for a confrontation, or even to explain myself. I came here at Lacey's request.
*Traci shoots an angry glance at Lacey.*
Yes, and I'm glad you are both here. Look, I know the last few weeks I have been really out of it. Its because I had a really tough choice to make.
I mean, on one hand, I could go with what I know. What I know has worked in the past. What could probably work in the future. Its solid.
On the other hand, I have an opprotunity to spice my career up. It's new, its fresh. Its more exciting.
This has been so tough that I haven't been able to sleep at night. But I think I finally have made my decision.
*Traci and Trish lean in.*
I've decided to stop wearing pink, and go with a light blue!! WHEW. That was hard. But so glad I finally said it.
*Tracy rolls her eyes then facepalms. Trish looks confused.*
um... what about that tag team idea?
Oh, that. Yea, I'm totally up for it.
*Traci is clearly pissed while Trish has a huge smile as she runs up and hugs Lacey*
I'm so glad to hear! This is going to be awesome! Me and you, Knockout tag team champions! OMG THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
I know! You know, I've been thinking about how you would look in leather...
*Trish lets go of the hug*
I have to get going for the night, to start preparing for my Sacrifice match...
*Trish looks at Traci who sneers back at her.*
But I'll see you next week, Lacey. Bye.
*Trish gives Lacey another hug before leaving.*
....LACEY!!
No time to talk right now, Traci. I've got some outfits to try on!
*Lacey leaves leaving Traci standing there fuming.*
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:03:58 GMT -5
RVD is warming up backstage.
Austin Aries, last week I gave you a taste of your own medicine. I attacked you before your match and I ensured that you wouldn't be making it to the ring.
Now tonight, I get you in the ring one on one. You wanted to take potshots at me, Austin? Well dude, I know an awful lot about po- Actually, let's not go there.
Here's the important thing, though. You call yourself the "Greatest Man That Ever Lived?" You're not even a man! You're just some punk who likes to throw his so-called accomplishments in other people's faces. Brag about you two World Title reigns, whatever. You ever hold a title for twenty-two months? Yeah, thought so.
Tonight, I'm gonna take care of business with you, then I can focus on the match that counts. Robbie E, at Sacrifice, for the X-Division Championship. Mark my words, the Jersey Nightmare will soon be over and when the smoke clears, there will be a new X Division Champion. And his name will be...
Rob...
Van...
Dam.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:06:24 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Austin Aries!
Borash: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and thirty seven pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Tenay: This match was made after both men have taken shots at and attacked one another over the last several weeks. West: I don't think Van Dam realizes what he's gotten himself into. Aries is no ordinary opponent, he's the Greatest Man That Ever Lived!
Austin Aries vs. Rob Van Dam Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:14:53 GMT -5
Van Dam with a spinning heel kick, since that's what's apparently supposed to happen.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 17:17:59 GMT -5
RVD with a 5 Star Hint Splash, apparently.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:19:10 GMT -5
Aries goes for the brainbuster, but RVD escapes! He kicks Aries in the jaw, then suplex's him! Rolling Thunder! Cover...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Van Dam pulls Aries up, but gets kneed in the ribs! Aries tries to hook in the Horns of Aries, but Van Dam again escapes and hits a spinning heel kick! Aries down, Van Dam leaps to the top rope...
Five Star Frog Splash! Cover...
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Two!
Three!
Borash: Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
Tenay: And Van Dam knocks Aries down a peg or two! West: Hey, Aries didn't make it easy, Mike. Van Dam had to earn that win.
So I Am here with Jeff Hardy. Jeff, you arent booked tonight, what could you possibly have to say tonight?
Well first off Christy, back off and let me talk.
Last week was something that should not have happened. Just because Austin Aries couldnt show up for our match doesnt mean you reward him. He has drama with Van Dam, and I dont care. Both me and Rob had a mutual breakup of High Flight, and whatever happened should not affect me. Tonight im not booked, and im fine with that. Im just gonna sit back and watch RVD beat the supposed Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. Austin....if you survive tonight, I swear on everything you wont survive Sacrifice
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